When I was a child, I was a "pure" naughty egg: I painted my mother's perfume on flowers to add fragrance to them; Sprinkle toilet water on the window to prevent mosquitoes from entering. There are many naughty things, so I will tell you one today. Shh, keep your voice down and keep a secret for me!
When I was about five and a half years old, my grandfather lived in my house. He likes to play with me and stay with me.
One morning, it suddenly occurred to me, why not braid my grandpa's hair? I found a comb, a red rubber band and a small stool, and sat beside my grandfather watching TV. I will comb grandpa's hair first, just like when my mother combs my hair, and get a large pinch of hair with the tip of the comb. Grandpa's hair is soft and white, which is easy to tidy up. I combed my hair left and right, tried to comb it together and tie it in a pigtail. Ah, almost. I took out the rope and let it go around. "Oh, it hurts!" Grandpa found out and said, "My dear child, help me braid my hair!" " "I promised," yes, it will be fine in a moment, just bear it! " Say that finish, I made a big bow with Temari. Grandpa has pigtails on his head, like an ancient warrior.
Play something else after editing, grandpa forgot. After a while, grandpa went to buy food, only to know later that grandpa was badly hurt by me. Passers-by kept laughing at him, and grandpa laughed with him.
Alas, in retrospect, childhood was so naive, so ignorant, and a little interesting and warm.
Naughty me
Naughty is a boy's nature, but my naughty is beyond description. Everyone gave me a special nickname-naughty king!
Of course, I, the naughty king, have my moments.
One day, I was playing in the yard and saw a pile of honeycomb briquettes in the corner, which aroused my curiosity. So I ran over and poked it with my finger. Suddenly, a mouse came out of the hole. I was quick of eye and load, so I picked up the coal and smashed it. "Pa-pa-pa" made three shots. At this time, Aunt Wang just came down from upstairs and saw my hands were dirty and my face was like a piece of black charcoal. She frowned and said, "The coal miners are coming." I smiled shyly at her. When she saw the dead mouse in the corner, she understood everything. Smiled and said, "coal miners have become experts in catching mice." I smiled after listening, and my heart was full of sweetness.
Gradually, I became a "celebrity" in the courtyard.
At school, my popularity is not low, don't believe you.
"Take the medicine!" The students endured the bitterness of the epidemic prevention soup under the order of the monitor. I took the sugar out of my pocket. Originally, I just wanted to put it in medicine, but when I think about it, the teacher has to take medicine. I went to the teacher and said, "Teacher, let me prescribe some medicine for you!" " ""good! "I took the opportunity to secretly take the sugar in my hand and take the medicine bowl away. The teacher swallowed it in one gulp: "Hey, this medicine is quite sweet? The teacher looked at the bottom of the cup and seemed to understand something: "So you naughty boy did it! " "
In class, the teacher's voice is particularly loud, and I also have a credit!
Do you like naughty me?