30-word joke (hot article) 1. Eating ice cream won't make you fat, because it is cold and has no calories.
My son suddenly said to me:? Dad, I'm an adult now! ? With that, he turned into a Nian beast and roared away.
3.？ A young man with only a high school education has mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short time through self-study. ? This is not an inspirational story, but a true portrayal of me before the final exam.
Wang Chao quarreled with his colleagues, and his eldest brother Wang Zhenhua educated Wang Chao. There are some reasons why I don't want to say it again. What's precious about being alive? Harmony is the most important. ? Wang Chao said? Didn't you say it again?
5.？ Dad, let me tell you something. What's the matter? Dad, I'm gay. You won't like me!
6. Anthropologists have found that if you step on a person's foot, he is likely to open his mouth, and the length of his mouth depends on the strength of your step. It is further inferred that humans may have evolved from trash cans.
7. Do you know English? Hehe? What did you say?/Sorry? What do you think of Beijing? -Interesting. -I heard that one step away is bad and I was scolded to death. Really? Interesting. -I think you're ignoring me ...-Really? Interesting. -I'm going to bed. Good night So early? Interesting. -I like you. Really? Interesting.
8. Yesterday, my uncle had more knowledge than culture, and then I forwarded a sentence? I just want to say seven words, please put the article out? As a result, I just received a private letter from a man. He asked me? Excuse me, when did the article arrive?
9. Li Jianjun was born dumb. He sought medical advice everywhere and was finally cured when 18 years old. From then on, he was so happy that he couldn't speak every day for the rest of his life.
10. In the bar, Wang Chao had a conflict with someone, and the other person said:? Why don't you call me a nerd anymore? Do you know how to write dead words? Wang Chao: Evil and evil. ? (Big Brother Wang Zhenhua)
A 30-word joke (classic) 1. In math class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Now there are three rows of men, each row 10, and every two men insert 1 woman. Calculate how many women can be inserted. Xiao Ming stood up and said confidently: There are 10 people in the third row, so there are 30 people, and then ...? The teacher flew into a rage before the words were finished. What kind of person are you? Xiaoming was obviously scared. What kind of man is he? Can we talk later? Watching her leave without caring.
At the lowest point of my life, my father told me to cheer up, as long as I clenched my fist, I wouldn't lose. I clenched my fist and nodded, then he took out a piece of cloth.
3. "Tianjingsha? Hungry: roast duck with diced pepper and fish head, prawns with sweet and sour ribs, chicken feet with boiled meat slices, chicken skewers, fried bean sprouts with fat sausage.
I have a distant aunt who is gay. For some well-known reasons, she married her lover and their friend another homosexual. Now there is a question, that is, if four people go out to play together, will they fall into an introduction? This my daughter-in-law, this my man, this man who is my daughter-in-law, is also my man's daughter-in-law. ...
5. For a foodie? Never eaten? Three words represent endless grievances. Definitely not delicious? Five words successfully covered up the embarrassment of not being able to afford to eat. One more simple sentence? What you eat expresses your infinite desire.
I save myself three times a day. Who brought the ancient call? Who left the Millennium expectation? Who is looking up at the blue sky day and night? (Aunt Peach)
7. While the teacher was not looking, the little boy secretly kissed the little girl at the same table on the cheek. The little girl didn't dodge or get angry, but said coldly. Students, please hold steady. ? The little boy was stunned at first, then got the message, blushed and kissed the little girl heavily.
8. I accidentally bumped into a fat girl in front of the bar just now, and she said something bad about me before coming to apologize. As a result, several of my buddies who went to park the car came later. As soon as they saw her, they framed her, pushed her to the parking lot, stuffed her into a commercial vehicle, took her home and humiliated her severely. Not much to say, now take a DV to shoot the picture of her standing on the No.9 weighing scale.
9.？ The feeling of love? Let's just say, did you meet someone who moved you? I just can't look him in the eye. A furtive look at him will make my heart beat faster. Have you tried? Probably tried. Does the invigilator count?
10. I went to a company to apply for a salesman, and the interviewer took out his mobile phone and handed it to me. Now, you have to find a way to sell me this mobile phone. ? I said:? This mobile phone is the most popular iPhone6 at present, and now it is sold to you at 8888 yuan. ? The interviewer shook his head. I said:? Even if you don't buy it. ? Then I went home with my mobile phone.
30-character jokes (selected articles) 1. Now it seems that many unimportant things are not stamped and small money is not collected. Haha, do you think they will come up with a process that will make you die even more? Management: You care, you care about me. Let you pass once, then I'm the janitor! (Cai Shanghai)
2. Looking through the history of rock and roll, it is found that there are 90% reasons for the dissolution of the band. Divide money? Or? Fight for women? , the remaining ten percent is? Can't stand each other's bad temper any longer? . These reasons together, collectively known as the outside world? Different musical ideas? . (Ono sister learns to spit)
It is said that there was a prison riot in a British prison recently. . . 30 prisoners are dissatisfied with the management of the prison. . Collecting feces everywhere, confronting the prison guards ... The prisoners threw human excrement at the prison guards ... The confrontation lasted for seven hours ... The prison guards subdued the prisoners until they ran out of ammunition and food ... Two prison guards were injured in the conflict and then sent to the hospital for treatment ... I really can't imagine the scene at that time. (Those things in England)
My son asked me what it was like to get married. I took his iPod, deleted all the songs except one, and set it to play indefinitely until the battery died.
If she sees something in your phone that she shouldn't, you should explain why. And if you see something in her phone that you shouldn't, you have to explain why you saw it.
6. Today is 65438+February 6th, and it has been half a year since June 6th. In other words, you freshmen haven't studied hard for half a year. .....
7. Huluwa called the snake essence, and the snake essence ran out to have a look. Yo, here comes the gourd. ? Huluwa was furious:? It's a gourd doll! Listen carefully, not a gourd. ? The snake spirit showed no weakness and answered:? I didn't do magic in my clothes. ?
Living is hard work, so we should learn how to live happily. When you land, you live, and when you close your eyes, you die. This is the grace that creation has won. You should try to live one more day, laugh once more, go to more interesting places, meet more people you like, eat more fried, wonton, fried dough sticks, mala Tang, hand-grabbed cakes, crayfish, duck blood vermicelli, steamed soup buns and fried beef river. These are all your gifts to yourself.
9. The graduation thesis of Dr. Anonymous from Shaanxi Normal University is the influence of Illicium verum on the volatile flavor of braised chicken and its mechanism. I paid attention to her major, called? Exploitation and utilization of animal resources? What should it mean to translate it into vernacular? Cook hard vegetables?