Seven Birds and Meng Huo
In the middle of the Three Kingdoms, Shu occupied the western Shu area, when Meng Huo in the south made an insurrection. Zhuge Liang went to Meng Huo in Nanman. In order to buy people's hearts, he captured Meng Huo seven times and then released him. When Meng Huo was released for the seventh time, Meng Huo finally surrendered to Shu, and Zhuge Liang pacified the south.
Empty city plan-covering up a weak defense with a bold front
In the middle and late period of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang sent troops to crusade against Wei, but because the important street pavilion fell, the whole game was lost. Zhuge Liang was forced to retreat, and Sima Yi's army pursued him. At this time, Kong Ming's generals and soldiers were basically assigned military affairs, leaving only 2500 troops in the city. So he ordered to stop, opened the gate wide, and played the piano alone on the tower. Sima Yi suspected an ambush. Turn around and retreat. Zhuge Liang dodged a bullet!
The lost street pavilion
Is the empty plan before, Ma Su volunteered to guard the street pavilion, the result made a low-level mistake. Defeated by Sima Yi. The Shu army was cut off. Forced to withdraw troops.
Duomasu
Ma Su lost his street kiosk. Zhuge Liang was very angry. I remembered what Liu Bei said to him before he died: "My opinion of Ma Su is exaggerated." . I regret it. Grief, beheaded Ma Su who has written a written pledge to fulfill a military order.
We should argue with a large number of Confucian scholars and refute the arguments.
In the early days of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei's influence was still very small, and Cao Cao cornered him. If you want to take refuge in Wu Dong, it's Sun Quan. Send Zhuge Liang as a lobbyist. However, the adviser of Soochow made things difficult for Zhuge Liang everywhere, and Zhuge Liang fought Confucianism with his knowledge. They are all speechless. Later, with the help of Lu Su, Sun Quan was persuaded to unite against Cao Cao.
Borrow an arrow with a grass boat
Sun Liu and Cao Cao confronted each other in Chibi. Zhou Yu envied Zhuge Liang's cleverness. I wanted to get rid of Zhuge Liang, so I made it difficult for Zhuge Liang to build 100 thousand arrows in ten days. Zhuge Liang predicted that there would be heavy fog in a few days, so he agreed and the time limit was reduced to three days. Zhou Yu thinks Zhuge Liang committed suicide. One day and two days passed, and Zhuge Liang did not move. On the third night. Zhuge Liang borrowed several boats from Lu Su, and the boats were full of straw men, waiting in line for Cao Cao Ying. The fog on the river is so thick that Cao Cao doesn't know the actual situation of the enemy. So he made the soldiers shoot arrows crazily. The arrow array is full of grass boats. Zhuge Liang returned home with a full load! !
Huoshao bowangpo
In the early days of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao was very powerful, unified the north and then went south. When Liu Bei was attacked, Liu Bei took refuge in Liu Biao and stationed in Xinye. Cao Cao sent General Xia Houdun to attack Xinye. At this time, Liu Bei has invited Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang set an ambush at Bowangpo and told Zhao Yun to lure the enemy deep and then attack with fire. Xia Houdun is at the pole. Go home after defeat. This is the first battle played by Kong Ming after he came out of the mountain.
Huoshao xinye
After Bowangpo was burned, Cao Cao made a comeback and sent Coss and Cao Hong's army to attack Xinye. Zhuge Liang expected that Xinye could not stay long, so he left an empty city and hid sulfur and other kindling things in the house. Cao Jun lived in a private house when he went to town. At night, the wind was very strong, and Liu Beijun, who was lying in ambush outside the city, fired rockets into the city. The fire soon burst into flames. Cao Bing escaped from the city, was stopped by Liu Beijun, and was defeated.
Baidicheng Tuogu
After Guan Yu lost Jingzhou and was killed, Liu Bei was outraged and attacked Wu. Vowing to "flatten Soochow." Unexpectedly, it was razed to the ground by Lu Xun of Soochow. Defeated, fled to Baidicheng, depression became a disease, and his life was hanging by a thread. Call the priest and arrange the funeral. Entrust Liu Yuxin Chen to Zhuge Liang.
Chop Hua Xiong with warm wine
In the early days of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao jointly crusaded against Dong Zhuo. Hua Xiong is the pioneer of Dong Zhuo, and Hua Xiong is the hand of Lu Bu, the first master of the Three Kingdoms. He was also brave and killed several allied generals in a row. When the Allies were worried that no one could defeat Hua Xiong, Guan Yu was worried and well documented. However, Liu Bei had no position at this time, and Guan Yu's rank was pitifully small. So Yuan Shao, the leader of the allied forces, objected, fearing that the enemy would laugh at no one in the army. But Cao Cao had long seen Guan Yu's ability and admired him, so he poured him wine. Guan Yu said it's not too late to chop off Hua Xiong's head and come back for a drink. So he mounted his horse and rushed into the enemy camp. Soon, he came back with Hua Xiong's head. At this time, the wine is still hot. This is how to kill Hua Xiong with warm wine!
bristle with/be beset with difficulties
Liu Bei was defeated in the battle of Xuzhou. Guan Yu was persuaded by Zhang Liao, so he surrendered to Cao Cao temporarily. To Cao Cao, behead Yan Liang, punish Wen Chou, and relieve the siege of the white horse. After learning that Liu Bei was at Yuan Shao's place, he wanted to find Liu Bei. Cao Cao put up a sign to avoid Guan Yu in order to keep him. I had to leave without saying goodbye. After going through five customs along the way, the defenders refused to let go, and Guan Yu killed them one by one. One * * * six. I finally met Liu Bei. This is the famous thousand-mile riding, and after five passes, six generals will be killed!
Three heroes against Lu Bu
After Hua Xiong was beheaded by Guan Yu, Lyu3 bu4 went out in person, and no one could beat him. Zhang Fei rushed out and confronted him for more than fifty rounds, regardless of the outcome. Guan Yu came up to attack, and Lu Bu could not defeat him in thirty rounds. Liu Bei also attacked, and the three British wars against Lu Bu were fierce. Lu Bu stabbed Liu Bei with a halberd and lost. (Lu Bu deserves to be the first military commander in the Three Kingdoms. )
The water flooded the seventh army.
Guan Yu besieged Coss in Fancheng, and Cao Cao sent generals Yu Ban and Pound to rescue him. Garrison troops in the valley. It was a continuous autumn rain. Guan Yu ordered people to block the water inlet of Xiangjiang River. When the river rises, the Seventh Army will be submerged. Cao Jun suffered heavy casualties, and Pound was beheaded and captured.
Scrape the toxins off the bones.
After the seventh army was flooded, Guan Yu attacked Fancheng and cursed the array under Fancheng. Coss ordered archers to shoot arrows, and Guan Yu was shot in the right arm and returned. Arrows are poisonous, but poison is in bones. So I invited Hua Tuo, a famous doctor who once cured Zhou Tai. Hua tuo said that it would be extremely painful to cut open the flesh and scrape off the poison on the bones. Please tie Guan Yu's arm and cover his head. Guan Yu saidno. While playing chess with Ma Liang, he stretched out his hand and scraped the bone. There was no pain in his laughter. Afterwards, the two marveled at each other. Guan Yu praised Hua Tuo's medical skill, and Hua Tuo praised Guan Yu's courage and perseverance.
Yi Shi Cao Cao
Cao Jun, Battle of Red Cliffs, was attacked by gunfire, causing heavy casualties. Cao Cao fled in defeat and was intercepted by Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and others along the way, leaving only a few hundred troops around him. After crossing Huarong Road, Guan Yu had already been lying in wait here. It turned out that Zhuge Liang had expected that Cao Cao would escape from Huarong Road, so Guan Yu led the troops to ambush here. Cao Cao was desperate at this time, so he asked Guan Yu to let him go for old love's sake. Guan Yu is a very emotional person. He remembered how good Cao Cao was when he lived there. He relented and let Cao Cao go.
Taoyuan three sworn
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Yellow Scarf Uprising. The imperial court promulgated a series of regulations and recruited soldiers everywhere to quell the chaos. Liu Bei sighed when he saw the placard, just as Zhang Fei heard it, and said, "If a gentleman doesn't contribute to his country, why sigh here?" Liu Bei said that he was at a loss, so he sighed. Zhang Fei said that he had savings from selling pork and could recruit soldiers. Liu Bei is very happy. They went to drink, and Guan Yu was about to enlist and came in for a drink. The three people are like-minded, very speculative, so they become sworn brothers and plan great things.
make three calls at the thatched cottage/repeatedly request sb to take up a post
When Liu Beigang came out to conquer the world, although there were superb masters such as Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, he suffered repeated defeats and wars. The reason is that there is no good army. Until we find Xu Shu! Xu Shu helped Liu Bei win several battles and was cheated by Cao Cao. Before he left, Xu Shu recommended Zhuge Liang to Liu Bei. Zhuge Liang is Mr. Wolong. So Liu Bei personally invited Zhuge Liang and went there three times in a row. Zhuge Liang was not at home the first two times, and I didn't see him until the third time. Liu Bei asked him about the current situation and invited Zhuge Liang to come out to help. Zhuge Liang told the famous "Longzhong Dui" that he agreed to go out. Liu Bei, like a duck to water, was both civil and military, and began his great cause of reunifying China.
Biography of childhood heroes
After Cao Cao killed Lu Bu, he invited Liu Bei to drink. During the dinner, Cao Cao asked Liu Bei who was the hero of the world. Liu Bei listed Sun Ce, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu and Liu Biao. Cao Cao said no, Liu Bei asked him, and Cao Cao said, "Only the monarch and Cao Er are heroes in the world today!" Liu Bei was stunned. Knowing that Cao Cao would not tolerate him. So he borrowed soldiers from Cao Cao to intercept Yuan Shu and left.
Coss saw the fall of Guan Yu and led his troops out of the city. After being killed by Guan Ping for a while, Guan Gong was rescued to the village and the arrow on his arm was pulled out. It turns out that the arrow has medicine, the poison has entered the bone, and the right arm is bruised and unable to move. Guan Ping panicked and consulted with the generals, saying, "Father, if you hurt this arm, can you defend yourself against the enemy? It is better to go back to Jingzhou to recuperate. " So I went to see Guan Gong with the generals. The public asked, "What are you doing here?" They said to each other, "some people are afraid to get angry before the enemy because they see your right arm injured, so the conflict is inconvenient." You can temporarily go back to Jingzhou to recuperate. " The public was angry and said, "I only take Fancheng at present; He took Fan Cheng and drove straight into the capital, just to wipe out the bandits and settle the Han family. How can you miss a big event because of a small sore? How dare you slow down our army! " Equality retreats in silence. Seeing that the public refused to retreat, the sore did not heal, so they had to seek medical treatment everywhere. Suddenly one day, someone came to the village from Jiangdong by boat. Guan Ping was introduced in primary school. Look at that man: square towel and wide clothes, with a green bag on his arm; Claiming to be his real name, he is from Qiao County, surnamed Hua, Minglun and Dongling. Because General Wen Guan is a world hero, he was shot by an arrow and came to heal. Ping said, "Have you ever treated Zhou Tai in Soochow?" Hehe: "Of course." Ping was overjoyed, that is, he took all the generals to introduce Hua Tuo to the account. When Guan Gong's arm ached, he was afraid of lowering his morale and had no entertainment. He is playing chess with Ma Liang. Please call in when you hear that the doctor is coming. Sit down after the ceremony. Tea, please. The man took off his robe and showed him his arm. He said: "This wound was caused by a crossbow arrow, and there was aconite medicine in the arrow, which penetrated into the bone;" If it is not treated early, this arm will be useless. " Gong said, "What can be done to cure it?" He said: "Some people have their own remedies, but you are afraid of your ears." Gong laughed and said, "I feel like I'm dead. What am I afraid of? " He said, "When a column stands in a quiet place with a big ring nailed to it, please put your arm in the ring, tie it with a rope and cover its head.". I cut the meat into the bone with a sharp knife, scraped the curare from the bone, coated it with medicine, and sewed its mouth with thread. Nothing happened. But I am afraid that you are afraid of your ears. " Gong laughed and said, "This is easy! Why use a column ring? " Book a banquet to treat. room
After drinking a few glasses of wine, he still played chess with Ma Liang and stretched out his arm to cut it. Holding a sharp knife in his hand, let the primary school put a big basin under his arm to collect blood. He said, "Don't be surprised if someone starts." Gong said, "Are you more afraid of pain than Shu Ren in the world?" He went under the scalpel, cut the meat to the bone and turned it blue; Scraping a bone with a knife, I heard a sound. Everything you see in the account is hidden. There is no pain in drinking and eating meat, laughing and playing chess. At that time, blood flowed. Scrape off all the poison, apply the medicine and sew it on. The public smiled and said to the generals, "this arm is as comfortable as ever, and it doesn't hurt." Mr. Wang is really a doctor! " He said, "I have been a doctor all my life. I have never seen this before. Hou Jun is really a god! " Later generations have a poem saying: "Treatment must be divided into internal surgery, and there are not many wonders in the world." It's only about the river, and the holy hand can cure Hua Tuo. "room
After Guan Yu's arrow wound healed, he gave a banquet to thank him. He said, "Although you have healed the wound of the monarch's arrow, you must take good care of it. Don't be angry and don't get hurt. After a hundred days, it will be as calm as before. " Guan Gong paid him 120 gold. He said, "I heard that you, Hou Gaoyi, came here for medical treatment. I hope you can repay me! " If you are not firm, leave a note to cover your sore and leave. archaic
It is said that Guan Gong escaped the ban and beheaded Pound, which made him famous and shocked China. Cao Cao was frightened when he reported his horse to Xu Du. He called a hundred officials from the civil and military departments to discuss and said, "Some people have always known that Yun is both wise and brave, but now they look after Jing Xiang like a tiger with wings. Yujin was captured, Pound beheaded, and Wei Bing was frustrated; What if he leads troops to Xudu? Loneliness moved to the capital to avoid it. " Sima Yi remonstrated and said, "No way. Yu Jin and others were flooded, which was not the cause of war; There is nothing to lose in the national plan. Today, Sun Quan will not like the loss of good deeds, so how can he succeed? Your Majesty can send an envoy to Wu Dong to tell you that he is interested, so that when Sun Quan secretly raises troops and the small soldiers are dispatched, the land in the south of the Yangtze River will be cut off and Sun Quan will be sealed on the day of Xu Shiping, and the danger of Fan Cheng will be solved. " Jiang Ji, the chief bookkeeper, said, "What Zhong Da said is true. Now you can send a special envoy to Wu Dong immediately, and there is no need to move the capital. " Fuck Enoch, then don't move the capital; Because of the sigh, the general said, "Thirty years of solitary confinement is not as good as Pound in times of crisis!" Today, you will gain a lot of wisdom while sending a special envoy to write to Dongwu. Before the speech was over, the next general replied, "I want to go." "Fuck, but so is Huang Xu. Cao Cao was overjoyed, but he allocated 50,000 chosen men, making Huang Xu the general and Lu Jian the deputy. He set out on the same day, arrived at Yanglingpo and lived in Iraq. See if there is a response in the southeast, and then March. know
Sun Quan received Cao Cao's letter, read it, and readily agreed, that is, he wrote it and sent it back to the emissary first, so he called the civil and military officials to discuss it. Zhang Zhao said: "Recently, I heard that Yun Chang was captured by the Forbidden City, beheaded Pound and threatened China. Cao Cao wants to move the capital to avoid its front. Fancheng is in danger today, so I sent a special envoy for help. After things are settled, I am afraid that there will be repetition. " Before Quan could speak, he suddenly reported, "I came by boat from Lukou, and I have something to ask." Quan summoned Meng to ask him, and Meng said, "Today, Yun Chang has sent troops to surround Fancheng, so he can take advantage of the situation to attack Jingzhou." Quan said, "How about taking Xuzhou from the north alone?" Meng said, "Cao Cao is far away in Hebei and has no time to look east. There are not many soldiers in Xuzhou, and he can overcome it. " But its terrain is conducive to land warfare, not to water warfare. Even if you get it, it's hard to be conservative. It's better to take Jingzhou first, based on the Yangtze River, than to make a good plan. "Quan said," I want to take Jingzhou. " "The preface is to test your ears. You can be a lonely person soon. You start playing when you're alone. "You know what?
Monroe resigned from Sun Quan and returned to Lukou. In the morning, a sentry reported: "Up and down the river, or twenty miles, or thirty miles, there are beacon towers at high altitude." I heard that Jingzhou's soldiers and horses were being purged, and I was frightened and said, "If so, it is difficult to have a plan. I advised Jingzhou for a while in front of the marquis of Wu. What should I do now? " I thought that without a plan, I would ask for illness and let people repay Sun Quan. I was very unhappy when I heard that I was ill. Lu Xun advised, "Lv Ziming's illness is a lie, not a real illness." Quan said, "If you know the fraud, you can see it." Lu Xun was ordered to visit Lu Meng in Lukou Village on a starry night. Sure enough, he looked pale. Xun said, "I have been ordered by the marquis of Wu to respect the illness of spies." Meng said, "I have a disease occasionally, so why ask more?" Sun Xun said, "What's the point of the Duke of Wu paying a heavy responsibility and not taking advantage of the situation?" Visual Lu Xun, for a long time without saying a word. Xun also said, "A fool can cure a general's illness with a small prescription. Can I not try it? " Meng Naiping stepped back and asked, "Bo Yan has a good prescription. Please advise as soon as possible. " Sun Xun said with a smile, "Zi Ming got sick only because he cleaned Jingzhou's military forces and there were beacon towers along the river. If you have a plan to keep the river officer, you can't lift the torch; The soldiers in Jingzhou surrendered, but? " Surprised, Xie Zhi said, "What Bo said is like seeing my heart. I am willing to hear good advice. " Lu Xun said: "Clouds grow by heroes. He thinks he is invincible, but in fact he only cares about the general. The general took this opportunity to resign under the pretext of illness, let others take over Lu Kou's position, let others praise Guan Gong with humble words, so as to be proud of his heart, and he will do his best to withdraw troops from Jingzhou, so as to pay tribute to Fan Cheng. If Jingzhou is unprepared and uses a brigade, if it is unexpected, Jingzhou is in control. " Meng was overjoyed and said, "This is a wonderful plan!" owner
Lumento wrote to resign because he was ill. See you later. Sun Quan and Lu Xun made a prediction. Sun Quan called Lv Meng back to Jianye to recuperate. When Quan heard this, he asked, "I recommended Lu as my generation, and then I recommended Qing as my generation. Today, you must also recommend someone who is both talented and honorable. It is better to be a gentleman. " Meng said, "If you want someone who looks forward to it, Yun Chang must have it. Lu Xun's moral is profound, but not far-reaching, which is not taboo for Yun Shang. It will help if you use it as a substitute minister. " The son of heaven is overjoyed, and now he worships Lu Xun as a partial general and commander-in-chief to guard the country on behalf of Mongolia. Xie Xun said: "I am young and have never been to school. I am afraid I can't afford this heavy responsibility." Quan said, "Knowing a son doesn't make mistakes. You don't have to refuse. " Xun Nai worshiped India and went to Lukou overnight. After the delivery of the three armed forces "ma bu" or horse stance just look, he wrote a letter, asking for horses, different brocade, wine gifts and other things by name, and sent a special envoy to Fancheng to see Guan Gong. owner
Time and justice will stop the arrow sores and stay where they are. Suddenly, it was reported, "Monroe, our envoy from Jiangdong, is in critical condition, and Sun Quan has taken it back to recuperate. He approached to worship Lu Xun as the commander in chief, instead of Monroe guarding the land pass. I have sent someone to write a book with a gift. I am here to see you. " Guan Yu called in and pointed to the messenger and said, "Zhong is short-sighted and uses this boy as a general!" Let Voldemort tell him, "General Lu presented a book as a gift: one was to congratulate the monarch, and the other was to make peace between the two families. Fortunately, stay with a smile. " Open the book as it is, and the words are extremely humble. Guan Yu laughed on his back and ordered him to accept the gift and send it back to the messenger. The messenger reported to Lu Xun: "Guan Yu is happy, but he has no intention of worrying about Jiangdong." archaic
I was overjoyed and sent spies to inquire about it. I learned that Guan Gong had indeed withdrawn most of Jingzhou troops and went to Fancheng to listen to the tune. As soon as the arrow wound healed, he wanted to join the army After learning the details, Sun Xun sent someone to inform Sun Quan in the starry night. "If Yun Chang withdraws from Jingzhou today and takes Fancheng, he can take Jingzhou. Qing and my brother Sun Jiao are leading an army. What do you think? " Destiny Sun's uncle Ming is the second son of Sun Quan's uncle Sun Jing. Meng said, "If you can use Meng, you can use Meng alone; If Uncle Ming is free, use Uncle Ming alone. Haven't you heard that Zhou Yu and Cheng Pu were left and right governors in the past? Although it is decided, it is quite contradictory that Pu lives as an old minister. After seeing Yu's talent, did you admire him? Today, my talents are not as good as mine, and my uncle's relatives are better than Pu's, so I'm afraid I can't help each other. " know
Quan Dawu, then worshipped Monroe as the viceroy, always making Jiangdong Road Army; Let Destiny Sun meet hay in the back. Thank you. I ordered 30,000 soldiers and more than 80 clippers. Those who chose to swim pretended to be businessmen, all dressed in white, paddling on the boat, but succumbed to the elite soldiers. Hey? The deer is on the boat. Seven generals, including Han Dang, Jiang Qin, Zhu Ran, Pan Zhang, Zhou Tai, Xu Sheng and Ding Feng, were transferred one after another. The rest were saved by the marquis of Wu. On the one hand, he sent messengers to see Cao Cao, who ordered troops to attack Yun Chang; At the same time, report to Lu Xun first, and then send people in white to drive clippers to Xunyang River. Day and night, straight to the north shore. When questioned by Taiwan Province soldiers on the beacon tower by the river, Wu replied: "We are all businessmen, and we came here to take refuge because of the wind on the river." Give the property to the sergeant guarding the platform. The sergeant believed it and let it dock by the river. It's almost the second shift, hey? The elite deer came out together, tied the officers and men on the beacon tower, sent a signal, and more than 80 elite ships got up, arresting all the troops on the dock and platform, leaving none. So he killed and took Jingzhou, and no one consciously. When he arrived in Jingzhou, Lu Meng comforted the loyal ministers captured by the wharf along the river with good words and rewarded them one by one, so that he could earn the gate and set fire to it. When all the troops were ordered, Monroe taught them how to lead. Than midnight, to the gate. The doorman recognized Jingzhou soldiers and opened the city gate. When all the troops shouted loudly, they lit a fire in the city gate. Wu Bing invaded Jingzhou. Monroe issued an order to the army: "If anyone kills a person and takes something from the people, he will be punished according to military law." The original officer, and still in office. Let Guan Yu's family live in another house and don't be disturbed by idle people. Send someone to declare Sun Quan. room
One day, it rained heavily. I got on my horse and rode for a few minutes to see the four gates. Suddenly, I saw a man with a folk bamboo hat covering his armor. He was drunk and asked about it. He is Mongolian. Meng said, "Although you are from my hometown, my orders have been given. If you commit a crime, you must follow the military law. " The man sobbed and told him, "He was afraid that the rain would wet the official armor, so he took the cover, not for private use. Ask the general to miss the feelings of fellow villagers! " Meng Dao: "I know you are an official, but after all, you shouldn't take things from the people." Scold left and right, push down and cut down. After the program, he collected the body and buried it with tears. The three armed forces were naturally shocked. Soon, Sun Quan led the crowd. Lv Meng went abroad and welcomed him into the official residence. Right comfort, still life Pan Jun for governance, Zhang Jingzhou; Get out of prison and send it back to Cao Cao; An Min rewarded the army and held a banquet to celebrate. "Now that Jingzhou has been lost, how can we recover the county and Mi Fang county?" Before he finished speaking, suddenly a man came out and said, "There's no need to draw an arrow. Why didn't you say that Fu Shiren, the public security officer, would make a golden statement? " The public has seen it, but it is also a danger. "What is Zhong Xiang's good plan for Fu Shiren to surrender?" Turning over, he said, "Some people have been close to literati since childhood; If you talk about it cheerfully today, he will come back. " Quan was overjoyed and ordered to lead 500 soldiers to rush to report. archaic
Fu Shiren heard that Jingzhou was lost and ordered it to be closed. When he turned over, he saw that the city gate was closed, so he wrote a book, tied it to an arrow and shot into the city. Sergeant picked it up and handed it to Fu Shiren. The scholar opened the book as a sign of surrender. After reading it, I remembered that "Guan Gong hates me in Japan, so it is better to leave early." Even if the gate is wide open, please turn into the city. After the ceremony, the two told their old feelings. It is said that the marquis of Wu is generous and courteous; I was overjoyed and went to Jingzhou with Yu to surrender. Sun Quan was so happy that he ordered the police to be guarded. Lu Mengmi said to Quan: "Today, the leader of the cloud alliance has not been won. If you keep a scholar in the public security, it will change for a long time; If you don't go to Nanjun to recruit Mi Fang to surrender. " "Mi Fang and Qing are close friends," said Quan Wei. "Qing can invite you to surrender, and you should be rewarded for being alone." Fu Shiren accepted the promise generously, so he led more than a dozen riders to South County to woo Mi Fang. Exactly: today's public security has no will, and Wang Fu used to be a good word.
The Water Margin?
Song Wu got Jiang Menshen drunk.
Song Wu strode out. The tamper went to Jiang Menshen. When Jiang Menshen saw this scene, he was surprised, kicked the top spot, lost the butterfly and entered the future. Song Wu is easy to meet, and he ran into it on a wide road. Although Jiang Menshen has grown up, he is fascinated by wine and color, and he is exhausted. He was surprised at first. Running towards the future, that step never stops; How can you be as healthy as Wu Songhu and have the heart to count him! When Jiang Menshen saw Song Wu, he cheated him first, so he just wanted to go in.
Too late to say, it would be too soon; Wu Songxian punched Jiang Menshen in the face and suddenly turned to leave. Jiang Menshen flew into a rage and stole the future. He was kicked by Song Wu and Jiang Menshen was kicked in the lower abdomen. He squatted down with a press of his hands. As soon as Song Wu came, his right foot kicked up early and flew directly to Jiang Menshen's forehead, kicking in the middle and looking down. Song Wu stepped forward, stepped on his chest, raised his fist the size of a vinegar bowl, looked at Jiang Menshen and hit him on the head. As I said before, when I hit Jiang Menshen, I moved my fist in the shadow, but I flew my left foot first. When you hit it, you turn around and fly your right foot. This jump is very famous, called "Yuhuan step, Yuanyang foot". -This is the real talent and lifelong learning of Song Wu, and this is serious! Defeating Jiang Menshen calls for underground pity.
Song Wu shouted, "If I want to spare your life, just do three things for me!" Jiang Menshen shouted underground: "Hero, give me a break! Don't say three, it's three hundred, and I want it! " Song Wu appointed Jiang Menshen to tell these three stories. Some of them changed their faces to look for God and cut off Qi Mei's hair to kill people. After all, Song Wu said those three things, and listen to the next breakdown.
It turns out that in the world, clouds are born in dragons and winds are born in tigers. When a gust of wind passed by, I heard a crash behind the tree and a big white frontworm jumped out. Did Song Wu see the scarlet letter? Are you worried about eggplant and swords? Lu Chu 1 took the sharp stick in his hand and flashed by the bluestone. Hungry and thirsty, the big bug pressed his paws slightly to the ground, jumped on his body and pulled him down from the air. Song Wu was very surprised and broke out in a cold sweat. It's too late to say now, but it's too soon. Song Wu saw the blade coming, only a flash, flash behind the blade. It's the hardest thing for a big bug to look at people behind his back, so he put his front paws on the ground, raised his waist and hips and helped him up. Song Wu has only one hiding, hiding aside. Blade roared when he saw that he couldn't lift it, but it was like a bolt from the blue for a long time, which made the mountains move. Turn this iron bar upside down like a tiger's tail and only cut it once, but Song Wu dodged to one side. It turned out that the blade just swooped down and lifted it to cut people. When you can't mention three things, you lose half your breath first. The blade couldn't be cut again, and he roared again, and it would come back one after another. When Song Wu saw the blade turn over and come back, his hand turned a little better, and he cut it down from the air with all his strength. Hearing the sound, he split his face with a tree with branches and leaves rustling and knocked it down. Looking intently, a stick can't split the blade. Originally panicked, I was crashing into a dead tree, breaking the slightly better one in half, holding only half in my hand. Blade growled, high sexual desire, turn to the future. Song Wu only jumped once, but he took ten steps back. Blade put his two front paws in front of Song Wu. Song Wu threw the half stick aside, grabbed the blade at the top of the flower skin with both hands and pressed it down. That big bug is eager to make money, and it has long been exhausted. Song Wu tried his best to solve it, but he was willing to set it free. Song Wu put one foot on the blade of the other, and his eyes just kicked. With a roar, the blade lifted two piles of yellow mud under its body and made a pit. Song Wu put the blade straight into the yellow mud pit. The blade swallowed Song Wu and lost some strength. Song Wu grabbed the top flower skin tightly with his left hand, stole his right hand, raised his fist the size of a hammer, and tried his best to fight. After fifty or seventy punches, the blade bursts with blood in its eyes, mouth, nose and ears. Song Wu tried his best to fight in his chest. After half a break, he made a bunch of big bugs, but they looked like a brocade bag. There is an ancient style, one-way Jingyanggang Wusong fights tigers. But see: know
Jingyanggang is crazy against the wind, and the sunshine in Wan Li is hazy. B442B442 The maple leaves in Sichuan are red, and the grass buds are yellow everywhere. The dazzling sunset hangs in the forest, attacking people and filling the sky with cold fog. Suddenly I heard a thunderbolt, and Wang Fei, the beast, came out of the mountainside. Taniguchi elk held its head high, bared its teeth and hurried on. In the mountains, foxes and rabbits lurk. In the stream, monkeys are surprised and frightened. Bian Zhuang saw the loss of soul, filial piety and courage. Qinghe strong man didn't wake up, and suddenly he was greeted by me at his post. Looking for people up and down, the tiger was hungry, hitting people and pouncing on people fiercely. Tigers come to pounce on people like mountains, and people go to meet tigers like rocks. When the arm and wrist fell, the cannon fell, and the minions climbed into a mud pit. Fists and toes are raining, and blood is dripping from both hands. The stench permeates the pine forest and sends out the sunset. From a close look, the situation has not stopped. From a distance, it is awesome. My body is covered with weeds, and my eyes are closed without flashing. owner
Now the tiger on Jingyanggang was beaten by Song Wu without food, panting with anger. Song Wu Song opened his hand and went to the pine tree to look for a discounted stick. He held it in his hand, fearing that the blade would not die, and he hit the stick again. That bug can't breathe.
Gulliver's Travels
Readers may wonder, how can I expose my own kind so frankly in front of such an ordinary creature? However, they think that I am completely consistent with their "wild beard" and have made the worst evaluation of mankind. But I must frankly admit that many virtues of these outstanding quadrupeds are in sharp contrast with human corruption; At this point, they opened my eyes, expanded my knowledge, gave me a different view of human behavior and feelings, and made me feel that it was not worth trying to protect the dignity of the same kind; Moreover, I can't keep our dignity in front of a "wise man" with keen judgment like my master; It makes me feel that I have many kinds of mistakes every day, which I didn't realize before, and in our opinion, it is not even the shortcomings of human nature. At the same time, I learned from its example that I completely hate all falsehood and disguise; Really, it seems so cute to me, and I am determined to sacrifice everything for the truth.
Let me be more frank with readers. I dare to expose those things, and I admit that there is a stronger motive. Although less than a year ago, I have loved and respected its residents very much, and I have made up my mind never to return to mankind, but to spend the rest of my life among these respectable "wise men" and seriously consider and put each of their virtues into practice. There, I have no bad example, and nothing will tempt me to do evil. But fate will always be my enemy and will not leave me such a good blessing. But in retrospect, I am somewhat relieved, because I dare to defend their mistakes as much as possible when I talk about my compatriots in front of such a strict examiner. As long as circumstances permit, I try my best to say something nice about everything. Really, people living in the world always have some preferences for their hometown.
My master also mentioned another feature, which his servant found on several "wild beards", but it seemed completely incomprehensible to him. It said that "wild fox" sometimes somehow thought of hiding in a corner and lying there howling and moaning. Anyone who comes near it will kick people away. Although he is young and fat, he can't eat or drink, and the servants also point out what might be uncomfortable. Later, they found that the only cure is to let it do heavy work, and it will definitely return to normal. Because I am biased towards my own kind, I have to be silent when I hear this; This also helped me find the source of depression. Only lazy, extravagant and rich people get this disease. If they are forced to receive the same treatment, I can guarantee that they will recover soon.
Master, your Excellency went on to say that a female "wild beard" often stands behind a mound or bush, staring at the young male "wild beard" in the past, and then comes out to hide for a while, making all kinds of ugly faces. It is said that at this time, her body will emit an extremely unpleasant smell. If a male "wild beard" comes forward at this moment, she will slowly retreat, but keep looking back, pretending to be scared, and then run into a place where she can do things conveniently; She knew that the male "wild beard" would follow.
Sometimes a strange mother "Yehu" comes out of nowhere. Three or four mothers "Yehu" will look around her, talk, sneer at her for a while, smell all over her for a while, and then walk away, as if to show that they look down on her.
The above is my master's own observation, or it may be told by others; Of course, it may be more elegant, but I can't help but be surprised and sad when I think of it: women can find the seeds of lewdness, coquettish, harsh and rumors in their instincts.
I am always waiting for my master to accuse men and women of these unnatural desires, which is very common among us. However, creation does not seem to be a very clever teacher; These more elegant pleasures, on our side of the earth, are entirely the product of art and reason.