B: Today! The two of us will tell you a cross talk.

A: Hey! This crosstalk! There are many forms.

B: For a person, it's called stand-up crosstalk. Two people say they are counterparts.

A: A group of three or more people is called a group.

B: Yes. (whispering)

A: Today, we just want to tell you the cross talk of three people.

B: Hey! (answer)

B: Wait a minute ~ ~, no, we are talking about cross talk.

A: Yo! Brother Deng, I forgot all about this. I didn't tell you.

B: What's wrong?

A: I want to introduce it to you.

B: Hmm!

A: Maybe everyone knows. We are all members of the star football team of the Ministry of Storage and Transportation, but our football team! There's a captain, our captain! Brother Qiang! Strong team!

B: strong team! (whispering)

A: Yes. . . . Love cross talk. Hmm. . . . . I heard that we are here to tell you cross talk, crying and shouting to get mixed up with us. You said I didn't want him to come. He is my leader. I can't stand it if I go back and don't let me play the next game! Don't you think so?

B: No! Can he act?

A: That's what I said. He is neither an actor nor a singer, nor has he been on the stage.

B: Yes!

A: But. . . . If he can't act, can't he show himself?

B: Cut. . . . . (Gordon laughs)

A: Isn't it? . . . . .

(Audience laughs and applauds)

A: So! Thank you, extend your warm hands again, applaud Brother Qiang and welcome him to the stage.

A and B: Please welcome Brother Qiang.

(Yao Guozhi came to the stage and the audience kept applauding. Yao Guozhi bowed his thanks. )

A: Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang.

Hello, Gordon.

C: Thank you!

A: Hmm! Next, the three of us will tell you a cross talk.

C: Hey! These three people. . . . . .

A: Hey! Hey! Hey!

A: I'll go first.

B: Three people are afraid of touching characters when they say cross talk.

A: Hey! Not afraid of crowds, but afraid of chaos. I picked up a sentence and heard it clearly, but I couldn't understand it in a noisy place.

B: one sentence per person.

A: Hmm! Let me introduce myself first. I'm Zhao Wenjie.

Hey, my name is Wang Pa.

C: My name is Chen Yingqiang. . . .

A: Hey! Hey! Hey!

B: I haven't introduced my work unit yet!

A: Stir! Can I stop you from saying anything?

B: Thank you. . . . Hold your horses.

A: Hmm! I am a member of the star football team of Zhao Wenjie Ministry of Storage and Transportation. Standing next to me is my teammate, Wang Pa.

B: Hey! It's me.

Standing next to the climber is Zhao Wenjie of the Star Team.

C: What about me?

B: There is also a resume, which has not been introduced! Hold your horses.

A: Brother Qiang, it's not your turn yet.

A: Hmm! Excuse me! Excuse me! Because of the three of us, there are fewer opportunities to be on the same stage.

B: It's too little.

A: So, what about Brother Qiang? It is also the first time.

A: Hmm! I wonder what will happen. However, however, I am still willing to make a gesture, hoping to perform the cross talk of three people well. Climbing the mountain, and you?

Me too.

C: Me too. . . . . .

A: Hey! Hey! Hey!

What's the matter now?

B: Brother Qiang! I'm not talking about you, but your words are always a little confusing. Do you know that?/You know what?

A: impatient! He always. . . . . , you say, hey! Yao Jingli, then show your attitude.

A: Here you are. . . All this is waiting.

C: Hmm! Me, me. . . . .

It's getting colder and colder here.

I've given you a chance.

A: Let you talk. You won't, will you?

A: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, mainly because the three of us didn't rehearse well. Hmm! We should bear the main responsibility, shouldn't we?

B: Right, right, right! We have a responsibility.

A: Yes, yes, yes! Guess how to climb up. Hmm! Let's give you a short performance.

B: Hmm! Well, for three people.

A: Yes, yes, yes. such

A: Strong brother, strong team, strong team. If you want to say it, say it.

B: Say what you have to say.

A: Hmm! Well, this, crosstalk, learn to sing four subjects.

B: Hey! Four doors.

A: Well, it's a question of language.

You must make your voice heard.

A: teasing is more important.

B: Hmm!

A: No fun, no coke.

B: Hey! correct

Sing, sing what.

B: Hey! You said that.

A: Taiping lyrics.

I sing this song.

A: This pedant pays more attention to kung fu.

B: An exam?

A: Learn to sing. You see, you have to learn Peking Opera, Pingju, Bangzi and Drum.

B: Oh!

A: Let's put it this way!

B: Ah!

You must study all kinds of arts.

B: Not easy.

A: There is another art form to learn.

B: What?

A: It's called. . . . Mime!

A: Hey!

B: I think Brother Qiang has the most say in this pantomime, this art form.

A: Give a hand to Brother Qiang and give this to you.

B: pantomime.

C: Tell me, what's the situation between you two?

A and B: What's wrong? We, what's wrong?

C: Who plays pantomime? I came all the way here to talk about cross talk, and I didn't say a word after I came up.

A: Let you talk.

I've given you a chance.

C: You let me say, my mouth is just, hey! Hey! Hey! What do you mean?

Aren't you a mime

C: Who plays pantomime?

Don't you play pantomime?

C: I don't act.

A: Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, how well this pantomime is performed! Isn't it?

B: Yes!

C: No! Don't! Don't! I don't do pantomime, no.

Well, then you. . . . . . .

C: Isn't cross talk four subjects? Learn to speak and sing.

Which one do you want?

Let's sing that song.

A: Taiping lyrics, this song, do you know this?

C: singing, singing.

A: Ah! . . . . .

A: I have seen deadly people.

Captain: Who's dying?

That's true. Can't everyone sing now?

A: OK. That's true.

So what, sing pop songs?

C: pop songs.

You can do this.

C: popular.

Except yours.

C: Let me tell you something. Me. China Music Library. Anything, anything, everyone holds it, anything. Thank you. Thank you.

Singing, right?

C: singing.

A: Don't worry, we won't order difficult songs.

B: Hey!

Do we have to?

B: it's not difficult for you.

B: Give him a deadly song!

A: Love even when you are dead. Don't cry until you smile. The heart of the destruction of the universe is still there.

B: OK.

Love even when you are dead. Don't cry until you smile. The heart of the destruction of the universe is still there. Thank you! Thank you!

A: Brother Qiang, this song is really nice.

B: Hey! It's really good.

Then let's listen to him sing!

B: Hmm! Yes, I'm fine with it.

A: Yes!

A: But singing belongs to singing. We can't sing like this. Can I, can I sing a song?

C: You said.

A: Let's sing something simple and easy to understand.

B: Everyone has heard of it.

Yes, well, I have you all the way.

C: The one in Jacky Cheung?

A: Hey! Yes, yes, yes, are you familiar with it?

C: I am familiar with it, I am familiar with it.

A: Come on, come on, how about this?

C: I'm from China Music Library, and I know everything.

B: Come on, come on.

I was here first.

A and B: Come on, come on, you go first!

A: listen carefully.

I was here first.

C: Listen carefully!

A: Hmm!

B: I'll always be with you.

C: I have you all the way, and I am willing to suffer a little, even if it is. . . . . . . .

A: Hey! Hey! Hey!

What's the matter now?

A: Are you the only one singing? Then let's go down!

B: For three.

C: Hey! Don't! Don't! Don't! How do you say this?

A: How about one sentence per person? Three people say cross talk depends on you.

C: One sentence per person, one sentence per person.

B: Hey!

A: We listened to cross talk on the platform, right?

C: One sentence per person, one sentence per person.

A: Besides, don't climb so high, okay?

C: Yes, yes.

B: That's right.

C: Start over. Start over.

A: One sentence per person.

C: OK, OK! I came first.

C: I will always be with you.

A: I am willing to suffer a little.

Even to be apart from me.

C: I will always be with you.

A: I am willing to suffer a little.

B: Even if this life is destined to be separated from you.

C: I will always be with you.

A: I am willing to suffer a little.

Even to be apart from me.

C: I will always be with you.

A: I am willing to suffer a little.

Even to be apart from me.

C: I will always be with you.

A: Sing! This is too low.

A: Sing. This is your own tune!

B: That's right! You started it yourself.

C: Well, that's the guy who turned down the stereo. He helped me turn it down.

A: Amateur.

B: too amateur.

A: If we can't sing, don't choose that kind of high technology.

C: No, no, no, no, we still sing.

C: doesn't this count? Doesn't that count?

A: What? Let's play another song.

C: Let's play another song.

A: OK, OK. All right, you choose one. Aren't you the China Music Library? You choose one.

c； Hmm! Ok, let's have another big one.

B: High notes.

A: Whatever. You choose!

C: What do you think of Liu Huan's Haohan songs?

A: no, it's a little high!

B: It's really high.

Captain: You came this time, and you set the tone.

Should we set the tone?

C: You set the tone.

Should we set the tone? It must be this song, right?

C: Right, right, right, that's it.

Isn't this a good China song? All right! One sentence per person! I killed him. He killed you.

B: Don't rob.

A: The river flows eastward!

B: The stars in the sky participate in Beidou.

C: Hey! Hey! Participate in Beidou! Hey! Hey! Participate in Beidou!

A: Since you said go, let's go.

You have, I have, all of them.

C: Hey! Hey! Everyone! Hey! Hey! Everyone!

Answer: shout when you see an uneven road! Do it when you have to.

B: Urgent to Kyushu!

C: Hey! Hey! Break into Kyushu! Hey! Hey! Break into Kyushu!

Answer: shout when you see an uneven road! Do it when you have to.

B: Urgent to Kyushu!

C: Hey! Hey! Break into Kyushu! Hey! Hey! Break into Kyushu!

A: Hey! Hey! Hey!

B: Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, the program is not over yet! Why did you leave? There is still a long way to go.

C: No, what's the situation with you two?

What happened to us?

C: It's all over. I'm going to Kyushu alone.

Isn't your figure very good?

C: Who has a good constitution?

A: Not climbing. That's right. What a coincidence! Why do you always say that when you get to him?

B: It's inch!

C: You two arranged for me.

A: Impossible.

B: No, no.

A: You are looking at the audience here. He chose a song, and everyone agreed.

B: Everyone agreed.

A: What does it matter to us that we always say that when we go to his place?

B: Yes!

A: You said it wasn't a robbery.

Let me tell you something. . . . .

(Brother Qiang gets up and uses climbing to change positions)

C: Ya Dun, you should also venture to Kyushu!

A: What consciousness?

C: It's not in the right position.

C: I stood here as soon as I came on stage. You must move that place for me.

A: He, he, he moved it for you.

C: you moved!

No, no. . . . . .

C: The station is in the wrong position.

A: Oh!

A: Oh! Indeed, indeed. Leo, there is something wrong with our arrangement order.

B: Huh?

Brother Qiang came all the way from work to join us.

C: That's right!

You should stand in the middle.

C: That's right!

I don't mind.

No problem, right? This time, we not only let Brother Qiang stand in the middle, but also let him sing one more sentence in each paragraph.

C: All right.

A: Hey! Look at this.

B: Let's sing one more line (crawling gently).

A: Yes, yes, yes, this time.

C: Huh?

A: When I finished singing, he sang, you sang, you sang or he sang. Look, sing one more sentence at a time.

B: sing one more sentence in each round.

A: Yes, he can sing one more sentence each round. How's it going?

C: That's very generous.

What's the matter, Brother Qiang? It is still our partner.

C: Next time you play football, you should play the whole game.

A: Hey! How is he?

C: Don't let him fight.

B: Hey?

C: Never mind that! Come on, come on, come on, let's talk.

B: still like this?

C: That's right.

A: One sentence per person. Hey!

A: The river flows eastward! The stars in the sky participate in Beidou.

C: Hey! Hey! Participate in Beidou! Hey! Hey! Participate in Beidou!

B: Let's go now that we've said so. You have, I have, all of them.

C: Hey! Hey! Everyone! Hey! Hey! Everyone!

Answer: shout when you see an uneven road! Do it when you have to.

A, B: Rush into Kyushu! Knock, knock, knock.

A and B: It's not over yet!

C: It's wrong to put me anywhere! ! ! !