[Crosstalk Original] Boys and girls

Male and female: Good evening, audience friends.

Hey, Yu Long. I heard that you have been in a bad mood recently.

M: A little. I can't sleep well if I don't eat well recently. A problem bothers me.

Woman: What's the matter?

M: My little sister-in-law is happy. She gave birth to a fat girl last month.

Woman: Isn't that great?

M: Good. What is good? What do you think is wrong with her? Why do we have to have girls? Why does she have a girl?

Woman: Hey, hey, hey. What do you mean when I say you? Either a boy or a girl was born here.

M: Nonsense. It's troublesome to have a boy or a girl! I mean, having a boy is better than having a girl.

W: What's wrong with having a girl?

M: Boys are better than girls.

Female: Girls are better than boys.

M: Here, I welcome all the girls on behalf of all the boys. Are boys the strongest?

W: Here, I welcome all the boys on behalf of all the girls. Are girls the best?

Man: Boys are just better than you girls.

Woman: Girls are just better than you boys.

Man: Haven't you heard that our handsome boy is the backbone of our family?

Woman: We girls are beautiful and smart, like mother's close-fitting cotton-padded jacket.

M: We boys are strong and give people a sense of security.

W: We girls are gentle, considerate and warm.

Man: We boys can take eight open bottles at a time.

Woman: Not suitable for us girls.

M: When did you go shopping without a girl holding a boy's arm?

Woman: When do you go out, aren't boys holding girls' hands with a lazy face?

Man: That's, that's in case you get lost. All right!

Woman: If you lose it, call uncle policeman.

Do you know how many members there are in the Standing Committee of the Central Committee? Woman: Nine.

M: Are they men or women?

Woman: They are men. It's good. Isn't that a woman's birth, too?

Man: Here, we have Kong Rong. We gave up pears when we were four years old.

W: We have Huang Xiang, a six-year-old warm mat.

M: We have Dong, an anti-Japanese hero.

W: We have Liu Hulan who would rather die than surrender.

Man: We have a superstar group, boy.

W: We have the ability to combine twins.

Man: We have Nicholas Tse.

W: We have Cecilia Cheung.

Man: We have Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

W: We have Carina Lau.

M: We have an international martial arts movie star Jackie Chan.

W: We have an international beauty movie star, Yang Ziqiong.

M: We have a comedian, Stephen Chow.

W: We have an interesting actress, such as Hua.

Man: Ha! Ruhua is a man. All right.

Woman: Is he a man or a woman?

Man: Who knows? We have Zhao Zhongxiang.

W: We have Li Ping.

M: We have Li Yong.

Woman: We have a king.

Man: We have Ximen Qing.

W: We have Pan Jinlian.

Man: Those two are not good birds. Let's talk about girls now, hey ~ ```.

W: How do we girls pull? Tell me.

M: When asked, can you girls cook? You girls say, "Yes, I can fry rice with eggs! You girls are so talented! "

Woman: Speaking of you boys, you can't take care of yourself. The dormitory is like a pigsty, not even a mosquito or a cockroach!

Man: This is good cleaning!

Woman: No way. That's the poison gas in your dormitory. Don't you find that there are no plants around your dormitory?