Humorous and inspirational short stories 1 Hu Shi's Wulitou
Hu Shi, a famous modern scholar in China, is a rabbit, and his wife Jiang Dongxiu is a tiger. Hu Shi often joked: "Rabbits are afraid of tigers." There was a joke that Hu Shi was afraid of his wife.
On one occasion, friends in Paris gave Hu Shi more than a dozen ancient French copper coins. Because of money, there are three fish "PTT", which is homophonic reading. Hu Shi joked with several friends who were afraid of their wives: "If a wife-fearing association is established, these copper coins will be used as badges for members." . "
Hu Shi often gives lectures in universities. Once, in a university, he often quoted it in his speech.
When quoting Confucius, Mencius and Dr. Sun Yat-sen, he wrote on the blackboard: "Confucius said", "Meng said" and "Sun said".
Finally, when he found his own opinion, it caused a burst of laughter. It turned out that all he wrote was "nonsense".
Humorous inspirational story 2 1, success is not as difficult as you think, not because we dare not do things, but because we dare not do things.
1965, a Korean student went to Cambridge University to study psychology. During afternoon tea, he often goes to the school cafe or teahouse to listen to some successful people chatting. These successful people include Nobel Prize winners, academic authorities in some fields and some awesome people who have created economic myths. These people are humorous and easy to lift weights. They all regard their success as natural and logical. After a long time, he found himself cheated by some successful people when he was in China. Those people generally exaggerate the hardships of starting a business in order to let the people who are starting a business retreat. In other words, they are using their successful experience to scare those who have not yet succeeded and ensure that their interests will not be divided up.
As a student of psychology department, he thinks it is necessary to study the mentality of successful people in Korea. 1970, he took success as his graduation thesis and submitted it to Professor Will Braden, the founder of modern economic psychology. After reading it, Professor Braden was greatly surprised. He thinks this is a new discovery. Although this phenomenon is very common in the East and even the whole world, no one has boldly proposed to study it before. Surprised, he wrote to his Cambridge alumnus park chung-hee, who was sitting at the top of Korean politics. He said in the letter: "I can't say how much this work has helped you, but I'm sure it can shock you more than any of your laws."
Later, this book really took off with the Korean economy. This book has inspired many people, because it tells people from a new angle that success is not necessarily related to "stretching bones, starving the body and starving the skin", "burning the midnight oil" and "hanging the beam on the head and stabbing the leg". As long as you are interested in a certain cause, you will succeed if you persist for a long time, because God has given you enough time and wisdom to successfully complete a thing. Later, the young man also achieved success. He became the president of Pan Ye Automobile Company.
2. Shadow is a paper dragon. What kind of influence will it have on your life? The final decision is in your hands.
Grandpa made me a long dragon out of paper. The gap in the dragon's abdominal cavity can only accommodate a few locusts, and all of them die in it, and no one is spared! Grandfather said, "locusts are too impatient." In addition to struggling, they never thought about biting the dragon with their mouths, nor did they know that they could climb out from the other side as long as they continued to move forward. " So, although it has an iron pliers-like mouth shell and serrated thighs, it doesn't help. "When my grandfather put several green bugs of the same size into the faucet and then turned off the faucet, a miracle appeared: in just a few minutes, the young green bugs crawled out of Bali.
The belief of flying spiders is an indomitable force. When you believe that you can succeed, you will succeed.
One day, I found a black spider making a big net between two eaves in the backyard. Can spiders fly? Otherwise, from this cornice to that cornice, there are more than ten feet wide in the middle. How is the first line pulled? Later, I found that the spider took many detours-starting from a cornice, knotting, walking down the wall, climbing forward step by step, carefully raising its tail to prevent the spider silk from touching the sand or other objects on the ground, walking through the clearing, then climbing up the opposite cornice, almost at the same height, and then tying the spider silk tightly, and so on.
Humor and inspirational story 3: A young couple got separated on the bus. I don't know how long it took, but a soft little hand slowly reached through the gap and took her husband's hand. The dizzy husband can't describe the beauty of that hand. He accepted that little hand wholeheartedly. When the bus arrived, the husband couldn't convince himself to let go of his little hand, so he took out his business card and gave it to his little hand without hesitation. When I got off the bus, suddenly a truck rushed at my husband like crazy. The wife behind me pushed her husband away without hesitation, but fell in a pool of blood. When the husband picked up his lifeless wife, he found her clutching his business card tightly.
Moral: Yes, this is a very sad story. In life, there are many similar stories. Because of loneliness, our love sometimes drifts away from the warm harbor. Out of curiosity, our trip will inadvertently turn to a crossroads. Just when you want to turn around, you will hear love crying behind you. This is real life, and it is also real life. There will always be some twigs in our life, just like a growing tree, there will always be some unexpected and unnecessary branches.
You should understand that love is the eternal theme of human beings, and our life is enriched by love. One day, I will join hands with my lover, but I must cherish this most precious wealth in life!
Humorous inspirational story 4 1. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid.
2. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you at eight tonight!
If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.
The more proud people are, the more they love to hide, and the more painful people are, the more they love to make a mountain out of a molehill.
5. The ideal of life is the ideal life.
6. Don't be a character when you are happy; Don't answer other people's books angrily.
7. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea with more tea and less milk.
9. Those who lose money lose little, those who lose health lose much, and those who lose courage lose everything.
10. Your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.
1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, can't you dig down the corner?
12. If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.
13. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway!
14. People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are conflicts of comparative interests between people at the same level, strangers do not have this problem.
15. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised …
16. Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
17. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.
18. Without toads, swans would be lonely.
19. If you want to build a ship, don't hire people to collect wood or assign them any tasks, but stimulate their desire for the ocean.
20. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful kite, and the most painful thing is the most true feelings.
In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat.
"Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?"
"No, I'm not." The man replied.
"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "
It is not easy to have faith in the truth. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.
Humor and inspirational story 6 Aunt Li's daughter Beibei, a professor at the university, went home for the New Year, but she was exhausted. She is busy in and out, upstairs and downstairs, and has no leisure time.
On this day, Aunt Li came back from the supermarket to buy food, and just entered the community, she was stopped by Aunt Li. Aunt Li poured bitter water on Aunt Li, saying that her son and daughter-in-law would not let themselves worry. This kind of worry is mainly because the son and daughter-in-law are too strict with their little grandchildren and can't relax at all in their studies. The little grandson is a little distracted or absent-minded, and the couple will never turn a blind eye. Aunt Li didn't secretly help the children make trouble, and advised them not to be too strict with them, which would easily tire them out. But they say Aunt Li dotes on her children and her thoughts are too old and backward. Aunt Li thought for many days and didn't come up with any good ideas. It happened that Beibei came back, so she came for help.
Aunt Li was stunned: "Sister, you don't want Beibei to criticize and educate them, do you?"
"Half right, education is not criticism. Now either encourage and guide children, or engage in that kind of incentive education, which is actually similar to my practice. I said they wouldn't listen, but Beibei is a professor. When Beibei talks, they will certainly listen. What's the matter, sis, help! "
Aunt Li hesitated and nodded in agreement. That night, Beibei really went to Aunt Li's house to talk with Aunt Li's son and daughter-in-law about their children's education. The core content is to talk about the role of inspiring education, and she talked for a long time before leaving.
After Beibei left, Aunt Li looked at her son and daughter-in-law: "How? I did the right thing! Listen to me later! "
My son and daughter-in-law didn't speak.
About a month later, Aunt Li found Aunt Li again: "Sister, I have one more thing I want to ask you for help."
"Is this the motivation to educate children not to participate?"
"No, the children let me do it. They all listen to me, but Sun Tzu's learning effect is not obvious. I want to ask you one more favor! "
"Let Beibei come?"
"No, your home is not in a sports brand clothing company? Ask him to help me buy all the Nike sportswear and school supplies my children wear. I think this is real encouragement and advice. When a child sees signs of' checkmark' everywhere, he will slowly do homework tests and everything will be' checkmark'. "
Linklater, a famous American host, visited a child one day and asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The child naively replied, "well ... I want to be an airplane pilot!" " Linklater then asked, "What would you do if one day your plane flew over the Pacific Ocean and all the engines died? "The child thought for a moment:" I will tell the people sitting on the plane to fasten their seat belts first, and then I will hang up my parachute and jump out. While the audience was laughing, linklater continued to observe the child to see if he was a self-righteous guy. Unexpectedly, then two lines of tears welled up in the child's heart, which made linklater realize that the child's sympathy was far beyond words.
So linklater asked him, "Why are you doing this?"
The child's answer revealed his sincere thoughts: "I'm going to get fuel, I want to come back!" " "
Humor inspirational short story 8 smelly skunk
"There is a skunk in our basement," the caller screamed at the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"Bring some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher. "Pave a road from the basement to the backyard. Then open the door of the basement. "
After a while, the resident called again. "Did you take it out?" Asked the dispatcher.
"No," the caller replied, "there are two skunks there now."
One day, the people in the city zoo found that the kangaroo had escaped from the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.
I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.
One day, giraffes and some kangaroos were chatting. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe.
"It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " "
In fact, many people are like this. They only know that there is a problem, but they can't grasp the core and foundation of the problem.
Humorous inspirational story 10 job-hopping a said to b, "I want to leave this company." I hate this company! "
B suggestion: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge!" " This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "
A asked: B said: "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. " A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers.
When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump, so hurry up!
A smiled indifferently: the boss talked to me for a long time and was going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.
In fact, this is also the original intention of B.
Inspired by humorous and inspirational stories, one's job is always just for resume. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.
Humorous and inspirational short stories 1 1 If you look closely, you will find that there is also great interest under the feet of meditation practitioners. The shoes that Zen masters wear on their feet in summer are made of strips of gray cloth, and there are six big gaps in the shoes. It must be cool to wear such shoes; I asked, can I wear these shoes? The Zen master gave me a deep look. He smiled and nodded. He saw my expectation, sat on the armrest of the corridor and took off one for me to try on. Fit, light and comfortable. I can feel the feeling of stepping on the ground with my feet The hard soles of leather shoes seem to be lacking in mind. At this moment, the foot has a mind's eye and a subtle experience. It feels good. Take off your shoes and return them to the Zen master. I noticed that the shoes on Jackson's feet were clean. Although it is a pair of gray cloth shoes, it is very nice; Monk shoes in summer are simple, probably to save cloth. Because thrift is a monk's duty. Why do monk shoes have six holes? The Zen master said: The six holes in the monk's shoes are for the monk to "look down and break".
Bowing in philosophy is modest, sincere and polite. Seeing through is to see through the eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, to see through the six troubles of color, sound, fragrance and touch, to break through the six divisions in the wheel of karma, and to explore the six troubles of greed, ignorance, delusion and doubt.
A pair of humble monk shoes have such a broad meaning that people have to admire the fineness and broadness of Buddhism.
Thirty years ago, a young man left his hometown and started his own future. His first stop was to visit the patriarch of his own family and ask for advice. The old patriarch is practicing calligraphy. He heard that a junior in his family had begun to embark on the journey of life, so he wrote three words: Don't be afraid. Then he looked up at the young man and said, "Son, the secret of life is only six words. Today I will tell you three of your half lives. "
Thirty years have passed, and the former youth has reached middle age, with some achievements and a lot of sadness. After a long journey home, he visited the patriarch again. When he arrived at the patriarch's house, he realized that the old man had passed away several years ago. His family took out a sealed envelope and said to him, "This was left to you by my father before his death. He said you would come again one day. " Wanderers returning home remember hearing half the secrets of life here 30 years ago. He opened the envelope and there were three big words in it: No regrets.
Revelation: Don't regret life.
Humorous and inspirational stories 13 Tortoise and Little Tortoise
The tortoise and the little tortoise drink coke together. After the tortoise finished his share, he said to the little tortoise, "Go outside and bring me a coke."
The little turtle just took two steps and stopped walking. He turned around and said, "You must have helped me out and drank my coke!" " "
"How is that possible? You are helping me! " Under the turtle's repeated assurances, the little turtle agreed.
1 hour passed, and the turtle waited patiently ... two hours passed, and the little turtle didn't come back ... three hours passed, and the little turtle still didn't come back. At this moment, the tortoise thought, "The little tortoise will definitely not come back. It drinks coke outside alone. How did you get back? I will drink it! "
The turtle picked up the little turtle's coke and was about to drink it when the door slammed open, with eight successful inspirational stories and sentiment stories written on it.
"Stop it!" The little turtle fell from the sky, stood in front of the turtle and said angrily, "I knew you wanted to drink my coke!" " ""How do you know? " Asked the tortoise clumsily and tirelessly.
"Hum!" The little turtle said angrily, "I have been standing outside the door for three hours!" " "
Inspirational sentiment: this is a negative judgment, verify yourself. According to your own doubts and speculations, take the initiative to find reasons and evidence to support negative mentality. Living in doubt and speculation, once shattered, you will be pessimistic and disappointed. Once you are complacent and ambitious, you can't be realistic. How can you change the world if you can't understand it? What about success? The habit of "judging others negatively and verifying yourself" affects personal happiness on a small scale, and may cause unjust, false and wrong cases and human tragedies on a large scale.
Humor and inspirational story 14 Once upon a time, Tuguhun's King Mass had 20 sons. His 20 sons are all very capable, so it is difficult to tell them apart. However, they are self-reliant and highly skilled, and don't care about others. They think that only they are the most talented. Usually, 20 sons often fight in secret, taunt each other when they meet, and always speak ill of each other behind their backs.
Martha was very worried when she saw that her sons were incompatible with each other. He knows that it is easy for the enemy to take advantage of this incompatible situation and divide them one by one, and then national security will be imminent. The masses often take advantage of various opportunities and occasions to inculcate their sons to stop attacking and fighting each other and to unite and be friendly. However, everything the sons said to their father went in one ear and out the other. On the surface, they pretended to follow the instructions, but in fact they didn't take it to heart, or they still went their own way.
Mas is getting older and older, and he knows that his rule will not last long. But what will sons do after their own death? No one can teach them and mediate the contradictions between them. Isn't that country falling apart? How can we make them know how to unite? The public is getting more and more worried.
One day, after a long illness in bed, he foresaw that death was coming, and he finally had an idea. He called his sons to the bedside and told them, "Each of you put an arrow on the ground." The sons agreed somehow. Ma Su also asked his brother Mu Liyan to say, "Pick up an arrow and break it." Mu Liyan picked up an arrow next to him, and with a little effort, it broke. Mas added, "Now you pick up all the remaining 19 arrows, tie them together and try to break them." Mu Liyan grabbed the bundle of arrows, sucked the milk with all his strength, gritted his teeth, bent down, and the veins stood out on his neck, sweating profusely, but never broke the bundle of arrows.
Mass slowly turned to his sons and said earnestly, "You all know that an arrow breaks when it is folded gently, but it keeps breaking when it is put together." . So are your brothers. If you confront each other and act alone, it is easy to fail. Only when 20 people unite and Qi Xin works together will you have great strength, overcome everything and safeguard national security. This is the power of unity! "
The sons finally understood their father's good intentions, remembered their past behavior, and said with tears of regret, "Father, we understand, don't worry!" " "
When I saw my son at mass, I really understood. I nodded with relief, closed my eyes and passed away safely.
The broken arrow tells us that unity is strength, and only by uniting can we produce great strength and wisdom to overcome all difficulties.
Humor and inspirational story 15 Once upon a time, a counselor went to attend a meeting convened by the king. On the road, he saw a dead mouse lying on the roadside. He said to his entourage, "Don't underestimate this dead mouse. He can be the beginning of a business. Capable people can use it to create wealth. If he works hard and is resourceful, he can start a career. "
Karp, a young man who happened to pass by, heard these words. He knew the counselor, knew that he was resourceful and won the king's favor, and decided to give it a try according to his words. He picked up the dead mouse and walked down the street. Luckily for him, the owner of a shop stopped him before he crossed the street. "My cat has been bothering me all morning. I'll give you two coppers. You can give me the mouse. " As he spoke, the shopkeeper took out the money.
Karp bought some mung bean cakes with these two copper coins, and then went home and took a bucket of drinking water to wait by the roadside. He knew that several people who made garlands would go out of the city to pick flowers every day and would pass by here when they came back. Sure enough, it didn't take long for those garlands to appear. They are hungry and thirsty. Everyone exchanged a bunch of flowers for a mung bean cake and a bowl of water. In the evening, Karp took the flowers to the street to sell. With the money from selling flowers, he bought more mung bean cakes and sold them to garlands and other passers-by the next day.
So after a while. On this day, when selling mung bean cakes in Karp, a strong wind suddenly blew and soon it rained heavily. Karp ran under the eaves to hide from the rain. While sheltering from the rain, he found that the branches on both sides of the street were blown to the ground by the strong wind.
Almost an hour later, the storm stopped and the streets were covered with branches. Looking at these branches, Karp's heart couldn't help moving. He called a group of children playing with water in the street and gave each one a mung bean cake. Soon, the children moved the broken branches on both sides of the street to Karp's door. Later, Karp called Potter. The Potter was in urgent need of firewood to burn pottery, so he bought these branches at a high price.
Karp opened a snack shop with the money from selling mung bean cakes and firewood. One noon, a group of mowers stopped in front of Karp's tea shop, and Karp gave them mung bean cakes and tea for free. The mower was surprised by his generosity and asked, "What can we do for you?" Karp smiled and said, "Nothing for the time being. I will ask you for help when I need you in the future. "
A week later, Karp heard that a horse dealer would take 500 horses to his city for sale. He immediately found the mowers and asked them to give him a bundle of grass each. Then, he found the horse dealer for the first time and sold the grass to the horse dealer.
A few months later. On this day, a customer who was drinking tea in Karp Tea Shop told Karp that a foreign ship would arrive at the port of this city. Karp knew this would be another chance for him. He thought hard day and night and came up with a good idea to make money.
First Karp went to a friend's shop in jewelry business and bought a gold ring with rubies at a low price. He knew that the ship came from a country that didn't produce rubies. He gave this precious gift to the captain. The captain was very happy. He made Karp a sightseeing and shopping guide for all passengers on board. Karp got a lot of kickbacks from merchants who sold goods at will.
In this way, Karp worked as a sightseeing and shopping guide for foreign tourists for several years and earned a lot of money. At the same time, his dim sum business is also expanding. He hasn't forgotten who set him on the road to wealth. He decided to give half of his property 10000 gold coins to the consultant.
After arrangement, Karp met the consultant soon. He presented a generous gift to the consultant and thanked him sincerely at the same time.
The consultant was very surprised and asked Karp, "Thank you very much for such a generous gift, but first of all, I want to know, how did you get this wealth?" Karp smiled and replied, "It was your words that made me get these wealth." Then, he told his consultant how he succeeded step by step in recent years.
After listening to Karp's story, the adviser said to himself, "This young man is so capable that I must not lose him. Although I am rich, I only have one daughter. Since he is not married, I will marry my daughter to him. After I die, I will give him my inheritance. With his intelligence, it's totally worth it. My daughter is sure to live a happy life with him. "
Everything is what people want. A few years later, the consultant died and Karp inherited his property, thus becoming the richest man in the city. At the same time, he has become the most charitable person in this city.
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