Cai Ming messed up all the lines in your sketch.

All the lines of Cai Ming's essay "I'm disturbing you";

(Together): Start inspiring. 1...2...3 ...

Yun-peng Yue: Stop ... Stop ... pressing. ...

Yun-peng Yue: Sister Hammer, we are trying to inspire. What are you doing, breaking up again? I'll call you later. 3…

Hua Shao: You live to have sex.

Yun-peng Yue: Hmm.

Hua Shao: So you live for the draft?

Dapeng: Ah!

Hua Shao: Listen, everyone. I'm going to say it for the last time. We live to change the world.

Yun-peng Yue Dapeng: Change the world!

Hua Shao: Right? Live with an ideal. The ideal is to have a house of your own, so I often tell you that what we recommend to you is: authentic good real estate, authentic good property, we recommend it to you, the real real real estate leader, we sit in the CBD, (Da Peng: alas) 40 minutes to Tiananmen Square … ..

Yun-peng Yue: OK … OK … OK …

Hua Shao: Not yet.

Yun-peng Yue: All right.

Dapeng: My brother will sell the house in the future. It's time to sing our inspirational songs.

Hua Shao: Ah, yes, yes, yes, let's get ready.

Yun-peng Yue: Wait a minute. The old lady downstairs will not find her again, will she?

Hua Shao: We can't be afraid of her anymore.

Yun-peng Yue: Hmm.

Hua Shao: Sing loudly.

Dapeng: OK ... Get ready.

(Singing together): I believe that I am who I am, and I believe in tomorrow.

Yun-peng Yue: Sing, I believe that reaching out can touch the sky. You play, you are by my side ... God, when is she by my side?

Hua Shao: Calm down.

Cai? Ming: They are all alive.

Together: Ah

Cai? Ming: You are so noisy today, it's like jumping in the toilet-it's too (shit)!

Hua Shao: Get up.

Yun-peng Yue: Why me again?

Hua Shao: Go ... Hurry up.

Yun-peng Yue: Old lady ...

Cai? Ming: This plane looks like a manhole cover.

Yun-peng Yue: Didn't you go to the game today?

Cai? Ming: I'm afraid of running over your face again!

Cai? Ming: manhole cover.

Yun-peng Yue: Hey.

Cai? Ming: Let me ask you something. You and your girlfriend haven't broken up yet?

Yun-peng Yue: Who is the electric drill? It's ugly. My girlfriend's name is hammer.

Cai? Ming: I listen to you two breaking up on the phone at the bottom of the building every day. You are eager to live. I said you let people kick once a day. You ride a bike ...

Yun-peng Yue: If someone dumps us, we'll be fine. I used 99 meatballs last night and put a heart downstairs!

Cai? Ming: She was moved?

Yun-peng Yue: She didn't see it, but their neighbor's dog did!

Cai? Ming: Oh, I see, your heart was eaten by a dog. !

Yun-peng Yue: It's no use running with me. We're fine. It rained together. When I got home, I was fine. Look at that hammer ...

Cai? Ming: It's rusted.

Yun-peng Yue: I'll wait on her if she's ... sick. I gave her medicine, poured her boiling water, burned myself, and gave her painful tears …

Cai? Ming: Nothing ... Nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.

Yun-peng Yue: I'll pull out your valve core.

Hua Shao: Hey, hey, what are you doing? Third, go, go. (Dapeng: Ah, ah), go, go.

Dapeng: Auntie, what are you doing? You made him like this.

Cai? Ming: Good point.

Dapeng: What do you want?

Cai? Ming: Of the three people, you are the noisiest. You have been singing that song all day. Can you make a sound?

Dapeng: No, I'm practicing dolphin sound. Do you know what dolphin sound is?

Cai? Ming: When you auditioned, did you make a noise with your hips?

Dapeng: I tell you, don't insult a future superstar, ok?

Cai? Ming: You have no future. (Dapeng: I ...) Your best score in the draft is 5,000 to 4,900, and people call you elimination lang.

Dapeng: No ... What elimination lang? Who is the elimination lang? I have a stage name.

Dapeng: Do you know May Day?

Cai? Ming: Hmm.

Dapeng: My name is Liu in the snow.

Cai? Ming: Ouch, you deserve to die!

Dapeng: I am not wronged. I have fans now.

Cai? Ming: Isn't that them?

Dapeng: They don't deserve it. I have a fan group. I am a fan of snow, and there is also a word "snow" in my name.

Cai? Ming: Schnauzer, the dog.

Cai? Ming: Hey, manhole cover (:Hey), did all his fans eat your meatballs?

Yun-peng Yue: Do you eat that much?

Hua Shao: Oh, stop it!

Dapeng: Who ate your meatballs? My fan's name is not schnauzer. My fans are called Xue Shuan.

Cai? Ming: Ah!

Dapeng: It symbolizes that my six in the snow are tightly tied to their hearts, so it is called blood (blood) suppository.

Cai? Ming: Gee, what kind of traffic jam did your fans encounter?

Dapeng: I won't allow you to say that about my fans. They are very kind to me. Look, they all gave me presents.

Cai? Ming: Garlic, (Dapeng: Ah), what do you mean?

Dapeng: It symbolizes that they like me and garlic, and their appearance is white and the typhoon is hot.

Cai? Ming: You think too much. They mean to make you forget it.

Dapeng: Big Brother, peel garlic to disinfect the old lady's mouth.

Yun-peng Yue: Don't ... No ... Don't, Hua Shao: Hey, go, look at me.

Yun-peng Yue: Too grumpy.

Hua Shao: Oh, hehehe. Old lady, I understand that you have a problem with us. As for us, we often inspire you upstairs, and you feel noisy. But that's because we have faith. We think that if you have a dream, you should say it out loud. We believe that: the ideal is the guiding light of life, providing us with the driving force and pointing out the direction of progress … ..

Cai Ming: Stop, stop, can you speak slowly? Your mouth is rented. Are you in a hurry to return it?

Hua Shao: I ... I ... OK ... OK, slow down. Old lady, we are all people with ideals. We believe that as long as we aim at the ideal direction, we have firm confidence and excellent efforts. Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. . .

Cai Ming: Toilet.

Hua Shao: Winner! Old lady, you have no friends to chat like this.

(Hua Shao is anxious) Old lady, you. . . (Hey, Dapeng Yun-peng Yue La Hua Shao)

Cai? Ming: It's not that you're not allowed to sing. Singing is ok, but don't make any noise!

Yun-peng Yue (singing silently): Brother, I tried, but I can't!

Hua Shao: Try it. Old lady, this is too difficult for us.

Cai? Ming: Why don't you wait until I go out for a walk?

Yun-peng Yue: When are you going for a walk?

Cai? Ming: I'm not leaving.

Hey (Hua Shao)? Oh dear (Dapeng). My God (Xue)? (Dapeng) I said the old lady ...

Dapeng: Let's not talk to her. Let's do something big. Sing and run for her.

(All three say) Good! (starts to sing together) I believe I am who I am. I believe that tomorrow, I believe I can reach the sky with you by my side. . . (Yun-peng Yue takes out his mobile phone) Stop it! Press .. yes

Yun-peng Yue: Sister Hammer, why did you break up again? Who will wash clothes and cook for you after breaking up? I will promise you all the conditions, and I will ask for money. How much does it cost to order something boiled? Oh, two dollars each!

Cai? Ming: Two dollars, four dollars, six dollars, eight dollars, ten dollars and twelve dollars. . . This is a boiling face!

Xue shush. . Sister hammer, you are going to grow your hair. Didn't we plant it once last year? They are all dead. Nothing, nothing, we also have a circle of curly hair, which is also very charming.

Cai? Ming: A circle of curly hair? . . Sand monk? (Cai Ming) In and out. . . . (Xue drives away) Go!

Xue: Hammer, there are no women here. It's the old lady next door, really, really. Why don't you believe this? I asked her to prove it for me.

Yun-peng Yue: Help me prove that you are not a woman!

Cai? Ming: Hello, I'm his mother-in-law.

Yun-peng Yue: Hammer, Hammer, she's joking with you. Hammer, really, she's such a joker. I'll ask her to prove it for me again. Please help me prove that this is a big deal, not my mother-in-law. Please.

Cai? Ming: Dad, where are you going?

Hey, (Yun-peng Yue) let me die!

Yun-peng Yue: A hammer? Hammer. . . . . . (Hua Shao) Alas. . . . Don't! (Dapeng)

Dapeng: You said you always hit him with something.

Cai? Ming: Then I'll hit you. Knock Lang down and change your ideals. As far as you singers are concerned, I estimate that two people will take part in the competition, and neither of you will be in the top three.

Dapeng: No, do you think the current draft is about singing?

Cai? Ming: What's that?

Dapeng: I am in pain, ah (Hua Shao), I am always in pain. I have many stories.

Hua Shao: Oh, right, right, right. Come on, tell the old lady. This student, now is the most critical time. Do you have anything to say to your tutor? Give the tutor a bad one? come

Dapeng: Judge, I am sick!

Cai? Ming: I can see that.

Dapeng: I had a serious car accident, and I was covered with powder fractures.

Cai Ming: Powder? Then you are scum.

Dapeng: I'm alone ... Hey, hey, why did you bring it back? (Hua Shao turns Cai Ming's wheelchair)

Hua Shao: Old lady, this student is still very good. Let's hear another story.

Hua Shao: (Hua Shao turns Cai Ming's wheelchair back) Let's give the teacher another chance!

Dapeng: Judge, do you think I am healthy?

Cai Ming: No!

Dapeng: That's right. I have been weak since I was a child, because I was premature, more than nine months premature.

Cai Ming: Son, you are not pregnant!

Dapeng: I didn't ... Hey, Judge, don't turn around, I still have many diseases. I'll make up another one for you.

Hua Shao: Shh, you always say that you can choose your disease? Look at me.

Hua Shao: Judge! I'm not sick!

Cai Ming: I don't believe it! (Ha ha) Dapeng smiled.

Hua Shao: Judge, don't keep hitting me. Because of selling a house, I always have a bunch of keys hanging around my waist, so I was thinking, when can I have one of my own?

Cai Ming: You deserve one.

Hua Shao: I can't swallow this tone.

Cai Ming: When will you die?

Hua Shao: You, you, you ... I will succeed sooner or later, huh. When I have money, I will buy a big house of 80 square meters. My brother's family of three lives together, each of whom is 30 square meters, hum.

Cai Ming: That's not enough.

Hua Shao: Ah, yes, this is extra 10 square meter, so I will respect you then.

Cai Ming: Where are the extra ones?

Hua Shao: Why didn't you come out? Think about it, isn't the house 80 square meters? Our three brothers are 30 square meters each, aren't they 90 square meters? From ninety to eighty, is it ten square meters more? Here you are. Okay, ah, hehe.

Cai Ming: Son, your education is prenatal education.

Hua Shao: Hey, what is prenatal education? Let me work it out for you ... Look. ...

Yun-peng Yue: Forget it! Be your mistress. Goodbye! ..... Being kicked ... Nothing, there are plenty of fish in the sea, why unrequited love with a hammer.

Cai Ming: If you are not an umbrella, don't hold it.

Yun-peng Yue: Hammer! Oh, third ... third ... get up ... get up. ...

Yun-peng Yue: I have been tracking hammers for ten years. Ten years ...

Cai Ming: Alas, it takes ten years to sharpen a sword.

Yun-peng Yue: Old lady, why do you always put salt on our wounds?

Cai Ming: Do you want some cumin?

Yun-peng Yue: Oh, my God, brother, let's take her wheelchair apart.

Hua Shao: What are you doing? We are not afraid of failure. She can't beat us. I thought you just got dumped. It's okay. We'll help you find it.

Dapeng: Yes, find someone who doesn't ask you for money.

Hua Shao: I like doing housework.

Dapeng: Good figure.

Hua Shao: Hairy.

Yun-peng Yue: Is this easy to find?

Cai Ming: It's easy to find, feather duster.

Hua Shao: Second child, (Dapeng), keep singing! (Dapeng) Remember! You always have two snow (blood) plugs.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes, blood clots will be with you all your life.

Cai Ming: Gee, this story is the worst.

Dapeng: Big Brother, you must have a house of your own.

Yun-peng Yue: One set is not enough, two sets!

Dapeng: Three sets!

Yun-peng Yue: Four sets!

Dapeng: Five sets!

Cai Ming: Five sets! Sports channel! (Three brothers say loudly together) Good brothers!

Hua Shao: Well, it's almost time. Go, take out all your luggage, go …

Cai Ming: Luggage? Where are you going?

Hua Shao: Tell you what, old lady, we are leaving today.

Cai Ming: Where are you going?

Dapeng: Alas, the rent has gone up. It has risen several times this year. We really can't afford to live there. We must go back to our hometown.

Yun-peng Yue: I'm sorry to have caused you trouble these two years ...

Hua Shao: Actually, today is the last time for the three of us to inspire together. Sorry to bother you. ...

Dapeng: Sorry ...

Yun-peng Yue: Sorry ...

Grandson: Well ... good ... good ... the moving company has been waiting here for a long time. Why don't you leave? The landlord came, packed up and left. ah

Cai Ming: Grandson, don't you dare to raise the rent. (Three people) Shh, don't curse the street, this is …

Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, why are you here? Grandma …

Dapeng: Hey? He is really a grandson.

Cai Ming: You want to raise the rent. Are you short of money?

Mu Xuefeng: Didn't something happen recently?

Cai Ming: What kind of trouble are you in?

Mu Xuefeng: My best friend's girlfriend has.

Cai Ming: What does this have to do with you?

Mu Xuefeng: Mine.

Cai Ming: Would you stop being so helpful?

Cai Ming: Let me ask you, who are you going to rent this house to?

Mu Xuefeng: Rent it to a collector. Just put some walnuts here and hang some gourds. Very clean.

Cai Ming: Gourd? Ah (Muxuefeng) is so quiet. You said you wouldn't come back to see me for a year. Three children live here, although it's a little noisy. But I can come up and have a friendly conversation with them from time to time ... It's a good idea to have someone to talk to me. You want to get me a room full of gourds. You think I'm a snake spirit! Are you trying to kick them out? You came to me. Give them a chance.

Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, I'm your own grandson. Why are you so loyal to the three of them?

Cai Ming: Look at you. Look at others. Why did he sell the house? He just wants to have his own home. He, why does he sing hard, just to make his parents live a good life? Why does he like that hammer so much? Why? ! (Yun-peng Yue cries) You are all about the same age. You are a grandson, others are grandchildren, and they are all grandchildren. How can you be such a grandson? ! !

Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. I'll let the moving company go now, so don't be angry. (Yun-peng Yue) The old lady ... (Dapeng) What old lady? Grandma! Together: Thank you, Grandma.

Cai Ming: You're welcome. You three live here. When can I get and pay the rent?

Hua Shao: Grandma, we will give it to you when we realize our dream.

Cai Ming: Then don't give it.

Hua Shao: Huh?

Cai Ming: I'm just joking with you. Your dream will come true. What are you doing? Hurry up and continue to inspire. Hey! (three people together)

Dapeng: Fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and the world is waiting for me to change.

Hua Shao: I'm never afraid of being seen. I can realize all my dreams here.

Yun-peng Yue: Laughing loudly makes you and me shoulder to shoulder. Where is there no infinite joy?

Cai Ming: Put aside your troubles and move forward bravely. I'm sitting in the center of the stage. I believe I am who I am. I believe that tomorrow, I believe I can reach the sky with my hands. With you by my side, life will be fresher and every moment will be wonderful. I do believe.

Cai Ming, born in Beijing,196110,210, is a famous performing artist and a national first-class actor. ?

1973 was selected by director Xie Tieli to play childhood Hai Xia in the film Hai Xia.

1980, participated in the film Passengers in Handcuffs.

1990, Cai Ming's first sketch, Long Hair of planas, was co-starred by Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao and appeared on Beijing Satellite TV.

On 199 1 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Cai Ming and Gong Hanlin performed the sketch "Stranger" together. ?

In 2000, he played Sister Ma in the TV series "Idle Man Sister Ma" and won the honorary title of "China Public TV Station", which was the favorite movie star of the people.

From 199 1 to 20 17, Cai Ming appeared 26 times in CCTV Spring Festival Evening performance sketches. From 20 12 to 20 14, Cai Ming has been singing at the CCTV Lantern Festival for three consecutive times. ?

On 20 14, Cai Ming served as the judge of "Brilliant China People", waving flags and shouting for China people who realized the Chinese dream.

February 20 18 starred in CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch "Learning to Drive".

"Excuse me" is a sketch by Cai Ming, Dapeng, Yun-peng Yue, Hua Shao and Mu Xuefeng at the 20 14 CCTV Spring Festival Evening. This paper reflects on the problem of empty nesters in modern society from the perspective of young tenants disturbing the people.

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Cai Ming

Cai Ming, female, Hui nationality, was born in June 196 1 Month 65438+1October 2 1 Day. She is a famous sketch actor, film actor and national first-class actor in China. When she was a child, she was an actress in the Galaxy Youth Choir of CCTV. After graduating from junior high school, Cai Ming joined the actor troupe of Beijing Film Factory.

1973 Hai Xia, who was selected by director Xie Tieli to play his childhood in the film Hai Xia, was loved by the audience because of his true and natural performance. Cai Ming is a sketch actor who participated in CCTV Spring Festival Gala for many times. In 2000, he won the honorary title of "China Pop TV", such as the favorite movie star of ordinary people.

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Da Peng, also known as Dapeng, is an actor, host, musician and the 53rd disciple of Zhao Benshan. Graduated from Jilin Jianzhu University. The host of talk show "Dapeng Baba", the director and starring of Sohu's self-made video drama "Tiles Man".

He loves music. Formed "Pass Band" and "Sky Band" and served as guitarist and lead singer. He has published singles "Autumn is the Season of Breaking Up" and "diors man Episode", composed music for artists such as BiBi Zhou, and hosted "Star Online". 20 13 12 16 officially released his personal new book: Laugh Out in Hard Days. ?

Yun-peng Yue

Yun-peng Yue, who loves the art of cross talk, studied under teacher Degang Guo in 2004, focusing on cross talk, Taiping lyrics and blackboard writing. He can sing dozens of songs and is one of the few Taiping lyric actors today. 20 1 1 starred in comedy movies just for fun.

Haman

Formerly known as Hu, the host of Zhejiang Satellite TV, he is called "the first brother of Zhejiang Satellite TV". Personal hosting style is humorous and adaptable on the spot.

Hosted programs include The Voice of China, Chinese Dream Show, I Love to Remember Lyrics, Boys and Girls, Entertainment Starry Sky, I am a Justice, Heroes of Mai Ba, Singing Only Will Win, Eating Well in the World, etc. Producer and host programs, including the impossible task of ace and the national Oscar.

Mu Xuefeng

Mu Xuefeng, director, screenwriter and actor of CCTV's intelligent culture column "Thank God for coming". His works include drama "I am waiting for you in heaven", film "Father's Flag", sketch "Jump if you want" and "Disturb you". ?

Theme song of the essay "I believe";

Composed and arranged by Chen Guohua, written by Yurui Liu and sung by Yang Peian, I Believe was included in Yang Peian's first solo album Yang Peian-Me at 2: 30 midnight on May 26th, 2006.

In 2006, "I Believe" was broadcast on TV as an advertisement for Taiwanese beer, which officially made Yang Peian's name appear in the music world. Because of the youth inspirational theme of I believe, this song was selected as the theme song of Taiwan Province TV series Diary of a Recruit, the ending song of eight CCTV military youth inspirational idol dramas The Fifth Space and eight CCTV youth inspirational dramas Graduation Time? .

lyrics

Want to fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun

The world is waiting for me to change.

The dream I want to dream is never afraid of being seen by others.

I can do it here.

Laughing loudly makes you and me shoulder to shoulder.

Where can't you be happy?

Put aside your troubles and stride forward bravely.

I stood in the center of the stage.

I believe I am who I am. I believe tomorrow.

I believe that youth has no horizon.

On the beach at sunset, on the busy street.