Author: anonymous article source: original hits on this site: 5700 Update time: 2005- 12-30
People: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, teacher.
Scene: sketch, resume template, resume cover
Content:
Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.