No matter how hard we wait, we can't get back the happiness we lost before.
I see, you can say that black is white, and black is colorful.
I wonder how many people are still deeply in love after separation.
I always told you to keep a low profile, but you just gave me applause and screams.
You must ask me tomorrow, and you will know the day after tomorrow.
7. I am depressed at the thought of robbing not only the water but also the toilet.
8. I feel taller than you since I put on high heels.
9. My God, a 26-year-old woman is older than a 36-year-old woman.
10. If Columbus had a wife, I wonder if he would ever discover the new continent.
1 1. Why have you gained weight recently? When you smile on the phone, your face will touch the hang-up button.
12, what a fart to wake the dreamer, the old woman's sin, sin.
13, tell me; Being a man can't be too nice to people, which is not good, not good.
14 As the saying goes, if you eat your own food sparingly, others will eat too much.
15, I didn't buy anything during the trial period. I can return it if I want, and I can take it if I want.
16, you said you were awesome, so how many people did you kill in the morgue?
17, really, I looked at you yesterday and my eyes still hurt.
18, it's not everyone's fault to sleep in class, it's the earth that attracts eyelids too much.
19, women are sexy, not coquettish, and there is nothing wrong with our relationship.
20. A man's praise is like perfume. You can smell it, but you must never taste it.
2 1. I won't commit a crime unless someone commits a crime. If someone commits a crime, I'll close the door and let the dog go at once.
Don't shock me with your eyes. Electricity is useless because my glasses are insulated.
23. Don't mess with me, or I'll hang you as a specimen on the wall.
24. I often dream that I am working, and when I wake up, I am working!
25. I haven't seen anyone blow cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
26. My strengths: I like to admit my mistakes bravely; Disadvantages: No matter how wrong you are, you won't change.
27. I used to live in your heart, but now I have put a knife in your heart.
28, my mother said; Daughter, don't care whether he loves it or not, just look at the number of gifts.
29. I smile at you and you giggle at me. I set off firecrackers at your feet.
30. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a pig and wander in the world of eating and sleeping forever.
3 1, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found that I actually became normal.
32. You think you are an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.
I also hope to see the sea at my doorstep one day.
34, depressed, my future girlfriend, I wonder who I am in love with now?
35. Eat from the bowl. Look at what's in the pot and make others starve.
As soon as I entered KFC today, I shouted, waiter, how can I get to McDonald's?
37. I was just about to think that the future was so beautiful, but reality slapped me hard.
38. I advise you not to have plastic surgery. Plastic surgery is more terrible than no plastic surgery. It is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!
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1, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the wedding anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?
2. When will mosquitoes evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
3. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
I forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.
5, indifferent people, thank you for looking down on me, let me not bow, a more exciting life.
6. At noon on the day of weeding, the mine buried the soil. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.
7. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.
8, a bitch is a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
9. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
10, I eat quietly, just like I gain weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.
1 1. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.
12, life is really ironic, a person will really become what he once hated.
13, people who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.
14. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, which means that some students died.
15, parents' meeting is the same as mistress's essence, aiming at destroying family harmony!
16, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.
17, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.
18, I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.
19, it is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you're thin, too.
20. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.
2 1, it is said that falling in love affects learning, doesn't learning affect falling in love?
22. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.
23, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
24. You will never understand my sadness, just as fat people don't understand why thin people want to lose weight.
25, I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They seem to want to play a joke on the singers.
26. At that time, I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.
27, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.
28. It's not that I don't want to be a lady. It was life that turned my mother into a bitch.
29. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.
30. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about a makeover. I can't do it.
3 1, as a handsome guy, the highest level is not that you pick up girls, but that girls come to pick you up.
32. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.
33. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.
34. Oh, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.
35. Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.
36, nothing, you can learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!
37. I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I'm not! I am a genius.
Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.
39. One day, I changed the automatic reply to and then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.
40. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!
4 1, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.
42. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.
43. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Take a walk and see who is dissatisfied with biting.
90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.
I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.
46. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.
47. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
48. It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.
49. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
50. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
5 1. As a top rogue, I have the intention of drunkenness, not the pursuit of wine, but also extravagant dreams.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
53. I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?
54. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.
55, love this thing, I feel that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.
56. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.
57. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.
58. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.
59. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.
60. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!
6 1, I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.
62. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off my shoes and fan the soles of my shoes in his face.
63. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!
64. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.
65. I'm not very talkative. If you offend me, come and hit me.
66. We are old if we are not crazy, and we are crazy if you are not old!
67. When I'm dead, I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!
68. How many students, even in summer, have a thick quilt on the bed, because we don't cover it, but just sleep with it.
69. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?
70. My uncle said that he forbade you to exist in my aunt's mind.
7 1, be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
72. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.
73. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.
74. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.
75. Buy a bottle of mineral water and have a drink! How is it fake? It's watered!
76. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.
78. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.
79. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.
80. Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, but you still don't trust.
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1. My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.
I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.
My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.
For girls, getting pregnant is a matter of time.
There is no cow dung at the end of the world, so there is no need for unrequited love for a piece of shit.
6. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.
7. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
8. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
9. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.
10. Pretending to force is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.
1 1. Some things don't need to be wrangled, and the surface obeys the secret resistance.
12. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.
13. Never give up, never leave in this life. If you don't like it, you will die.
14. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
15. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! utter darkness
16. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.
17. A threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one and take it away.
18. Poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.
19. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.
Lying is a man's privilege and being cheated is a woman's patent.
2 1. I'm not your little raccoon, and it's fun without you.
22. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.
23. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!
25. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better change to my wife!
26. The one on my face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.
27. If you yell at a shrew in the street, you will definitely turn your head more than calling a beautiful woman!
28. The current playboy is because the original one is more attentive than anyone else.
29. Life is too short to be sexy.
30. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
3 1. You look serious, as if you really understand people!
32. There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called looking for trouble.
I think it's ok to go to Shenzhou, but I won't pay to see if you can go.
34. I think it's good to make a phone call. What I said is valuable.
Actually, I am a homesick person. It's just a matter of who I live in.
36. white camel mountain strong bone powder, get a knife to apply a pack, but also want to get a second knife.
37. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.
38. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit mistresses and hooligans, but they just couldn't get out of the kitchen.
39. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it is black.
40. I sing that song every time I see a couple. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness.
4 1. Old people can't kill children, women or men.
42. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.
43. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.
44. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.
You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.
46. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.
47. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother knows me very well.
48. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.
49. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.
50. Secret love means silently locking enemy planes without radar equipped with anti-aircraft guns.
5 1. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.
52. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place.
53. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.
54. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.
55. You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.
56. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.
57. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!
58. I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.
59. Don't be so busy, your old bitch is almost pregnant.
Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.
6 1. Admit your mistakes and never change.
62. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.
63. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
64. Don't be optimistic. Like a fart, you think you can shake the world.
65. Three points are destined for heaven, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.
66. Think of a thousand roads at night and take one road in the morning.
I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.
68. The flowers of the motherland are in full bloom, and I step on one.
69. If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.
70. Are you stupid or not? See if you can play dumb.
7 1. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.
72. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?
73. Boss, do you have any coke? Get me a bottle of Sprite.
74. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.
75. Every time you write a resume, you will admire yourself more than before.
76. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone for one year.
77. Don't think you are rare, so cherish what is rare.
78. Youth, you are acne!
79. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.
80. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.
8 1. If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
82. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.
83. I planted a boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.
84. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken.
85. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!
86. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.
87. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!
88. You are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.
89. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.
90. When a man is dumped, money is the problem; when a woman is dumped, looks are the problem; when I am dumped, you are out of your fucking mind.
9 1. If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.
92. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
93. The happiest thing to hear at school is that the head teacher is not here today.
94. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose silence. I really want to tell you that it's time for you to go when I no longer depend on you.
95. A man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.
96. Don't be a bitch in front of me all the time.
97. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape if you change the channel.
98. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.
99. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.
100. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.
Super domineering, domineering, sharp and funny personality.
1. My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.
I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.
My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.
For girls, getting pregnant is a matter of time.
There is no cow dung at the end of the world, so there is no need for unrequited love for a piece of shit.
6. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.
7. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
8. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
9. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.
10. Pretending to force is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.
1 1. Some things don't need to be wrangled, and the surface obeys the secret resistance.
12. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.
13. Never give up, never leave in this life. If you don't like it, you will die.
14. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
15. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! utter darkness
16. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.
17. A threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one and take it away.
18. Poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.
19. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.
Lying is a man's privilege and being cheated is a woman's patent.
2 1. I'm not your little raccoon, and it's fun without you.
22. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.
23. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!
25. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better change to my wife!
26. The one on my face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.
27. If you yell at a shrew in the street, you will definitely turn your head more than calling a beautiful woman!
28. The current playboy is because the original one is more attentive than anyone else.
29. Life is too short to be sexy.
30. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
3 1. You look serious, as if you really understand people!
32. There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called looking for trouble.
I think it's ok to go to Shenzhou, but I won't pay to see if you can go.
34. I think it's good to make a phone call. What I said is valuable.
Actually, I am a homesick person. It's just a matter of who I live in.
36. white camel mountain strong bone powder, get a knife to apply a pack, but also want to get a second knife.
37. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.
38. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit mistresses and hooligans, but they just couldn't get out of the kitchen.
39. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it is black.
40. I sing that song every time I see a couple. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness.
4 1. Old people can't kill children, women or men.
42. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.
43. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.
44. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.
You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.
46. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.
47. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother knows me very well.
48. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.
49. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.
50. Secret love means silently locking enemy planes without radar equipped with anti-aircraft guns.
5 1. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.
52. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place.
53. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.
54. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.
55. You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.
56. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.
57. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!
58. I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.
59. Don't be so busy, your old bitch is almost pregnant.
Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.
6 1. Admit your mistakes and never change.
62. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.
63. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
64. Don't be optimistic. Like a fart, you think you can shake the world.
65. Three points are destined for heaven, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.
66. Think of a thousand roads at night and take one road in the morning.
I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.
68. The flowers of the motherland are in full bloom, and I step on one.
69. If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.
70. Are you stupid or not? See if you can play dumb.
7 1. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.
72. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?
73. Boss, do you have any coke? Get me a bottle of Sprite.
74. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.
75. Every time you write a resume, you will admire yourself more than before.
76. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone for one year.
77. Don't think you are rare, so cherish what is rare.
78. Youth, you are acne!
79. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.
80. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.
8 1. If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
82. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.
83. I planted a boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.
84. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken.
85. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!
86. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.
87. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!
88. You are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.
89. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.
90. When a man is dumped, money is the problem; when a woman is dumped, looks are the problem; when I am dumped, you are out of your fucking mind.
9 1. If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.
92. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
93. The happiest thing to hear at school is that the head teacher is not here today.
94. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose silence. I really want to tell you that it's time for you to go when I no longer depend on you.
95. A man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.
96. Don't be a bitch in front of me all the time.
97. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape if you change the channel.
98. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.
99. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.
100. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.