The "embarrassment" of my job search
Guide: How many people stay up late looking for jobs?
How many people shed tears for job hunting!
How many people bought more than two mobile phone batteries for job hunting;
How many people have learned c++；+; +overnight job search;
In order to find a job, how many people changed their black socks that had not been washed for 52 weeks;
In order to find a job, how many people have broken through one traffic peak after another for China Telecom and China Mobile Department! !
To find a job ~ ~ ~ .........................!
To commemorate my first, most tangled and most exciting job hunting experience.
Commemorate my virgin face, virgin pen, virgin group, virgin sign;
Thanks to the social elements that have shaped my whole day, including CCTV and Western Movie Channel. ......
I share my personal experience and feelings with young job seekers. In this chapter, I will write a script to describe my "embarrassed face" several times.
Scene 1: The weather is exceptionally good after the rain, and there are no clouds in Wan Li. On the 8th floor of XX Hotel, we had a heated discussion with the technical interviewer of Shanghai Feixun. Before the discussion, I finished a C language topic at the examiner's house. The topic content is to write a function that can copy the string A into the string B (introduce yourself).
Examiner: You have a good idea. You can think of using conditional sentences to consider it in sections. But why write it? Just assign B to A directly, so why think about its digits?
Me: Because I think if the digits are different, copying directly may not be the answer I want.
Examiner: That may be the answer I want.
Me: ...
Examiner: (pointing to the draft) Look here, how to write the function of finding the length of a string in C language? It should be strlen, right? What did strlength write? Also here, the length of the array should be added with a "enter" bit. Where is the return point of your carriage? How long have you been learning C language?
Me: I studied C language as a freshman, and I have been doing C# with my teacher since I entered the laboratory. After studying C# for a long time, I am a little strange to C language, because object-oriented and process-oriented are different after all ~
Examiner: Oh? What is the essential difference between C language and C#?
Me: First of all, C language is process-oriented and C# is object-oriented. Hmm ... C language is close to the bottom, for example, memory allocation is strictly in accordance with the requirements of programming, while C# can automatically allocate memory and release it automatically when the program ends. ..... that's all.
Examiner: Have you studied data structure?
Me: I learned it as a sophomore.
Examiner: Let me ask you a question. How many levels does a binary tree have?
Me: Preface? I don't know
Examiner: This is the most basic knowledge of data structure. You don't even know? He also said that he had studied data structure.
Me: At that time, I mainly studied linked lists. I didn't learn anything about trees and pictures.
Examiner: Yes. Needless to say, this question. Let me ask you one more question. Your resume says that you also study network engineering, right? IP will be assigned and routes will be configured. Let me ask you a basic question about network engineering. How many layers does the ISO model have? What floor are they on?
Me: ISO (thinking for 5 seconds) seems to be 5 floors. There are physical layer, link layer, network layer ... What else? It slipped my mind. At that time, I was only interested in CET-4, and I didn't care about these conceptual problems.
Examiner: Your network engineering foundation is not good either.
Me: ........
Examiner: We have R&D and testing positions here. Are you sure you want to invest in R&D?
Me: Well, of course!
Examiner: It is very difficult to do this operation. After doing it a few times, you may regret choosing this business.
Me: No way. I especially like programming and have strong endurance. I will not regret it.
Examiner: What's your hobby?
Me: Besides programming, I just play basketball and sing karaoke.
Examiner: OK. Then I will recommend you to us for the time being, HR.
Me: Thank you!
As a result, I was in a hurry, and it was my first interview. I have no experience and forgot to bring my resume. When HR asked me for my resume, I couldn't get it out. So let me write one on the hotel website. Finish your resume together.
The children's shoes interviewed have been gone for a long time, and the ballpoint pen borrowed from a school children's shoes has not been returned to others. Later, HR said that he would send us a test when he went back to school to check his email, and he could sign the agreement after the test. Later, I
I think I did well in the exam, but I haven't received any news yet. Until I heard that Fixun quietly left Xi 'an.
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Scene 2: The weather is unusually cold and it keeps raining. I am very glad to receive the interview notice of Huawei software development. It is said that due to the large number of people, the interview is divided into seven days, and there is a wave every day. But unfortunately, I became
The first wave of interview members at Huawei Xi Station is the legendary cannon fodder. The location is meeting room M, floor N, XX Hotel. The interviewer is a very old young man with extremely irregular facial features, and only two easts can be seen from his face.
Lucy: First, the expression; Second, the scene of the accident. Let's start from the beginning:
Me: Hello! (handing over my resume) This is my resume.
Examiner: Hello! Please sit down.
Me: Thank you! (The weak sit down)
Examiner: Please introduce yourself first!
Me: OK. Ahem ~ ~, my name is XXX, and I'm from XXX University in Xi 'an, majoring in XXX. During my four years in college, I took part in two social activities besides studying professional courses.
Practice, once joined the XXX Literature Society of the school in 2008, and served as the first minister of the network department in the history of the literature society, responsible for the maintenance of the network community of the literature society. Also, in 2009.
At that time, I joined the undergraduate laboratory of 503 teaching and research section of our school and served as the head of the software group. I usually have many hobbies. Such as programming, sports and so on. hum ................................................................................................................................................................................
That's all.
Examiner: Electronic Science and Technology. Does this major usually study circuits?
Me: Well, yes. Our major is divided into three directions. One is light direction, physical optics and applied optics, laser principle, infrared physics and other courses; One is material direction, solid state physics, semiconductor physics and so on. There are also circuit direction, digital electricity, analog electricity, signal and system, microcomputer principle and interface technology.
Examiner: So your major has little to do with the content of your interview with me today? Why don't you go to the radio frequency? I think your professional knowledge is more related to this aspect. (Look at my resume) Your second choice, oh, quality engineer? Ha ha. (Very obscene laughter)
Me: Actually, I am most interested in programming. Although our major has the above direction, we also attach great importance to computers. For example, we have had computer courses, such as: computer culture foundation for freshmen, C language.
Words, sophomore data structure, and junior computer graphics display technology, the principle and application of single chip microcomputer and so on. And I participated in the school's 503 laboratory, and I entered the software group, majoring in programming ...
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Examiner: Wait, wait. Let me interrupt you first. All right!
Me: Uh ... Yeah.
Examiner: You said that you have studied C language and are still interested in programming, right?
Me: Hmm.
Examiner: May I ask you some basic questions about C language?
Me: OK.
Examiner: Tell me about Acer.
Me: Macro? (5-second pause) I think macros are global references. For example, the header file call of C language should write "# include"
Examiner: Anything else?
Me: Honglan ...........................................................................................................................................................................
Examiner: Anything else?
Me: Then ... and ... and ... macros represent a common type.
Examiner: Anything else?
Me: What else? ..... I know so much!
Examiner: Your C language is not so good. Even the simplest macro knows this.
Me: Maybe it's because it's been too long. Some basic concepts are really a little vague.
Examiner: Let me ask you another simple question.
Me: OK!
Examiner: Talk about the most fundamental difference between stack and queue.
Me: The stack is FIFO and the queue is FIFO.
Examiner: I asked about the most fundamental difference.
Me: The most fundamental difference? I don't know. That's all we knew then.
Examiner: Your program is not good at all, and the foundation is so poor! The most fundamental difference between the two should be that stacks generally use cache areas, while queues generally use heap storage areas.
Me: I really haven't learned these.
Examiner: Well, you see, Huawei has higher requirements for C language. Your C language is so poor that the data structure is not well estimated. What can you do in our company? I won't let you pass through here, okay?
Me: No way. Can I state my reasons again?
Examiner: Well, tell me! (another lewd laugh)
Me: Although I do have many defects in theoretical knowledge or basic concepts, my practical ability is still relatively strong. I participated in the laboratory and developed several programs, such as the real-time ranging software relative to the calibration point written on my resume, which are the main programs I am responsible for.
Examiner: Oh? Then tell me what your real-time ranging software relative to the calibration point is for?
Me: This software is a non-contact ranging software. Its function is to detect the actual distance between a moving black spot and another static calibration point in real time under a single background.
Examiner: What did you do in this software development process?
Me: Because I am the team leader. So on the one hand, I lead the team to develop the program, on the other hand, I study the algorithm of image processing and realize it.
Examiner: Image processing algorithm? Then tell me what your algorithm is. Describe your algorithm.
Me: As for our software, the most important thing is to find the centroid of the moving point and the calibration point, so that the distance can be measured. What I mainly do is the process of finding the center of gravity. I used the neighborhood method. It's line by line
Scan the image. When I first scanned the black spots, I began to implement my algorithm. I start from this black spot and check its four fields, the order is up, right, down and left. After each point is processed, I mark the position of this point, and then
My algorithm is a recursive algorithm, because the calibration point is a graph composed of n black spots, so after recursion, all the black pixel coordinates inside the black spots can be counted. Finally, the average of these coordinates can be obtained.
The center of mass of a fixed point.
Examiner: What language is your software written in?
Me: It was compiled in C# language under MFC platform.
Examiner: Object-oriented, right?
Me: Hmm. Yes!
Examiner: But our company is in the field of communication, and we do basic things, such as hardware programming. This requires a lot of C language, which is far from your object-oriented. You entered our company, and you can't give full play to your abilities.
Me: I think so. First of all, I am very interested in the position of software development. Although there is a gap between object-oriented and low-level programming, what I learned from studying object-oriented and participating in laboratory projects is mainly the sense of teamwork.
Ability to solve mathematical problems. Change another language in the future, and I think I can master it quickly. Also, I really look forward to Huawei. There used to be a Huawei senior in our lab. I envy them. I
I think Huawei is a very good company. If I can enter Huawei, I will definitely give full play to my ability. In addition, I have made full preparations for this interview.
Examiner: (looking at my report card and pointing to the next semester of my sophomore year) Why are there so many 60 points this semester? Did you fail the exam?
Me: Yes! Signals and systems are make-up exams.
Examiner: I think your grades are very poor! Look at counting electricity and analog electricity. Analog electricity is more difficult to learn, so let's not talk about it. Counting electricity is as simple as that. I scored 90 points easily that year. Why did you get 60 points?
Me: I mainly do the project I told you earlier that semester. I spent almost all my time developing this project. On the one hand, self-study C# programming, on the one hand, bring new students, on the other hand, keep the project progress. During that time, I sometimes stayed in the library for a few days. So I postponed the culture class here.
Examiner: Doing a project? Let me ask you, when did your project start and end? What's the impact on the culture class?
Me: Our project started in June 2009 1 1 and ended in July 20 10.
Examiner: Not really. Does such a simple project take that long to develop?
Me: The main reason is the heavy workload. There are only three people in our group, and we have to take the lower grades.
Examiner: Alas. In fact, you and I have been talking for so long, and we are considered buddies. We don't talk in secret between friends. Actually, your C# programming is not technology, really. Your project should not be something you developed as a college student.
Me: Because our lab does image processing. When C# does image processing, the interface is very easy to use. So I used C#.
Examiner: Me.
I didn't mean that. I mean C#, VB, these object-oriented things are all at the level of high school students. Right? You are a college student, you have finished four years of college, and you still have high school students' aquatic products.
Did you waste all your time? Do you know any college students who study programming? Learning is the bottom layer, the interface between software and hardware, and storage. Only when you know all this can you become a programmer. Even so,
Not a master programmer.
Me: ........
Examiner: Your enthusiasm for our company and software research and development is relatively high, which is good. But the person our company wants doesn't match your study. You can't live with me, okay?
Me: My programming ability is really reflected in my practical ability. Can you give me a chance to take part in the next engine test? I will pass the computer test!
Examiner: It's not a question of giving you a chance. Your C language foundation is so poor, how can you pass our computer exam? I think I'd better not let you through, okay?
Me: .............
Me: OK! Thank you (shake hands and say goodbye)
Later, the reason was that the string of 60 s on my report card hurt me. Things are getting better.
However, according to Huawei's recruitment attitude and process, I can confirm that I did meet a tangled brother in the interview that day. On the third day after the interview that day, due to too many people in the first two rounds of interviews, some positions in Huawei were understaffed.
People, so I received a "resurrection" call from Huawei and asked me to go back for a second interview. But that day, on the one hand, I was angry that Huawei brushed me off for the first time, on the other hand, I had to attend another opportunity that day.
A big interview, so I didn't go to Huawei. As a result, according to the children's shoes that went to Huawei for an interview that day, the second round was simply "water surface". Even children's shoes that don't know anything about C language have passed their
Interview, became a famous software development engineer.
It got even funnier later. Many children's shoes that went to Huawei for "resurrection" said that Huawei directly canceled one party, and all children's shoes that participated in the interview of software engineers directly entered the second machine test. And there are children's shoes machine questions that can't be done, Huawei's face.
The examiner said, nothing, there will be no problem now, but I can learn slowly when I enter the company in the future. Why don't you give me a chance to "learn slowly", not to mention I can learn a little! !
Then almost half a month passed. I saw Huawei's recruitment notice on the bulletin board at the entrance of the apartment building. Ah, bah! Brother walked away with a smile ~ ~ ~!
Scene 3: It's a beautiful day. Although it is autumn, the sunshine is warm, which makes people feel great! I successfully passed the written test of Jinshan Xishanju Game Studio and was invited to participate in their interview. The location is room N, X floor, XX Hotel, which is on the other side of the bell tower. The examiner who interviewed me was the vice president of Xishanju and their program engineer.
Me: Hello, teacher! This is my resume (A3 color printing resume special edition).
Examiner: Hello, please sit down.
Me: Thank you!
Examiner: Please introduce yourself first!
Me: OK! My name is XXX (500 words are omitted later)
Examiner: Your major is electronics. How do you choose to invest in UI design? In fact, program development, or our test development position may be more suitable for you.
Me: I mainly consider from my own interests and my own abilities. First of all, I like designing this kind of position very much. Especially the pattern design. I also thought about program development, but in our electronics major, program is not our main research direction. It must be very stressful for me to compete with my classmates from the School of Software and the School of Computer Science.
Examiner: How much do you know about UI design? Talk about your opinion.
Me: I think UI design is just a user interface. Mainly to design some icons, interfaces and other image things to give users a visual experience.
Examiner: Do you know what the English full name of UI is?
Me: Well, I know! This is the user interface.
Examiner: Yes. When did you start playing video games? What games have you played so far? Tell me something that impressed you.
Me: The earliest. Probably 1996, when the little bully learning machine came out, he was playing video games. Later, I played a lot of red and white games, Contra, Shuangjielong and Super Mary. ...
Examiner: Excuse me, may I interrupt? Can you talk about the similarities and differences between Super Mario and Contra based on your own feelings? Only from the interface.
Me: From the interface. The first is Contra, which is more realistic. The whole picture of Super Mary is animated and magical. And contra's fighting animation is better, the bullet can stare at the direction of people, and
Super Mary only faces in one fixed direction. Moreover, some scenes of Contra are top perspective, but Super Mary doesn't. I think the similarity of these photos is that most of their scenes are in 2D horizontal format, and I think that's all.
All right.
Examiner: Yes, you can. Continue your game experience.
Me: My first contact with computer games was 200 1. At that time, I first came into contact with the Red Police and CS, and sometimes I would fight with my classmates after school. Then I came into contact with the so-called first model in China.
3D online games, called Proud Three Kingdoms. Later, in 2004, he began to play big two. Soon after I played big talk, 3D online games became popular in the domestic market, and I began to play the Perfect World International Edition of Perfect Time and Space, and later arrived.
In 2006, EVE, the world's first Star Wars online game, was listed in China, and then I played EVE for a while. In 2008, I began to play immortals again. I have also played a lot of things like Journey to the West in recent years.
Games like Dragon and Eight Branches.
Examiner: Don't you play web games?
Me: I have played many web games.
Examiner: For example.
Me: such as the ethereal fairy sword, heroes of heaven and earth ~ all kinds of three kingdoms, including the hegemony of the three countries. What bullet hall ~ Fantesy basketball manager and so on.
Examiner: Then tell me how you feel about the screen of the ethereal sword game.
Me: I think the picture of the ethereal sword is a bit like Zhu Xian. It even has many icons that are original, for example, some of them are full of vitality. Also, after the introduction of the imperial sword system, you can jump back and forth on the map, and the UI of some maps is invisible. Um ... that's all.
Examiner: OK, you just said that you started playing big talk in 2004, right? Didn't you play the Three Kingdoms before you played Big Two? Why did you give up 3D games and play 2D games? Is it retrogression?
Me: No way. First of all, I think that although the Three Kingdoms are 3D, the picture is immature after all, and there are many shortcomings in the experience. But Dahua II, I had more than N classmates to play that year, so I played along with them ~ ~ I felt that Dahua II was better, because the picture effects of Dahua II were very good, and the flash in the light and shadow was very good.
Examiner: So how long did you play Eve? What do you think of EVE's interface?
Me: Didn't EVE go public in 2006? I started playing in 2006 and stopped playing in 2008 because of the card. Not long ago, junior year began to play again. I think it's Eve.
Its overall picture is dark. And many function buttons of EVE are hidden on the left side of the screen. EVE has many windows on the interface. I think this is a shortcoming, sometimes it is very complicated, even experienced players are looking for it.
Less than the position of the function window. But EVE's boat icon is still very good. And the dashboard of the spacecraft is also very scientific and technological.
Examiner: Have you ever played a game completely?
Me: Yes. Many stand-alone games, such as Xianjian series and Star Wolf, are over.
Examiner: (making a crash) Single machine. . . . .
Me: .................
Examiner: Then you have five minutes. Can you draw EVE's interface?
Me: OK!
(About 6 minutes later)
Examiner: OK, now I'll give you five more minutes. Please draw your own EVE interface against the first one you draw. Don't draw details, just outline.
Me: Hmm.
(About 4 minutes later)
Examiner: Please explain the interface you drew.
(The explanation process is omitted)
Examiner: Why did you change the digital speed display to an instrument? Tell me your reasons.
Me: I think, under the background of the universe, if there is no contrast object, the speed in digital form can't show the motion state of the ship. For example, the interface shows the ship speed of 200m/s, but the player can't see it.
Seeing the ship moving, there is no concept for the data of 200 m/s, but if it is one meter. Just like a car, when the pointer is set to the right in the red area, the player will think about the speed of the spaceship after drinking.
How high is the bottom? This will be more direct.
Examiner: OK, one last question, shall we call it a day?
Me: OK!
Examiner: How do you think many operations in the game should be classified? Take the leaderboard as an example. Do you think the ranking version should be placed on NPC or on the interface?
Me: On the interface, players can check the leaderboard at any time. More convenient. Pet domestication, equipment sales, etc., only on NPC.
Examiner: OK. Do you have any questions for us?
Me: Oh ~ ~ ~ I want to ask the teacher, if I can join Xishanju, what should I learn and add some knowledge?
Examiner: (Laughter) Your question is quite direct. You don't have to learn anything, just play more games.
(pause)
Examiner: But if it is UI, you can read some books on UI design published by Microsoft. You can also download resources online and see for yourself first. There are quite a few such books.
Me: OK, thank you, teacher. I have no more questions. But I want to clarify one question.
Examiner: What you said.
Me: I went to high school in Tianjin, which is far from home. Therefore, I have rich experience in living outside and will not affect myself because of geographical reasons.
Examiner: Haha. Of course. Your home is in Xinjiang, which is really far away. Didn't you say you had a sister? Are you at school?
Me: Yes, I went to junior high school locally.
Examiner: Do you want to pay your sister's tuition?
Me: No, our family can bear this part of the cost.
Examiner: Do you like the history of China?
Me: Yes, especially during the Three Kingdoms period.
Examiner: Oh? Three kingdoms period. So can you tell me something about Lu Kang?
Me: Lu Kang? I don't know.
Examiner: (Collapse) Who did you know during the Three Kingdoms period?
Me: I know people who are very affectionate, such as Zhuge Liang, Sima Yi, Zhou Yu and Lu Bu in the Warrior. ...
Examiner: I'm sorry, but I have to interrupt you because of time. Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: No.
Examiner: Have you ever been in love before?
Me: Yes.
Examiner: Tell me about the most impressive time.
Me: Let me think ~ ~
Examiner: Do you want to say it once?
Me: Haha, no, just once. I want to know when it started. Probably in 2003, but in 2006.
Examiner: Why do you want to score?
Me: She went to another school. You and I have a distance. therefore ......
Examiner: Oh. Ok. You're doing great. Go to HR and wait for the notice!
Although Xishanju turned me out in the end, Xishanju's interview was the best I have ever attended. Because that interview made me show my true self. Especially that group face, let me remember deeply.
Carving. At that time, due to the problem of time allocation, our group's time was seriously over budget, so during the discussion stage, everyone was quite involved, so basically their real value was fully reflected. That?
Second, it is not a group meeting, but a real discussion.
Those embarrassing things, now calm down and think about it, are not only embarrassing, but also stupid. At that time, because I was at the scene, I was always lost in the trap that the interviewer dug for you. The interviewer may never be able to avoid digging a hole. Because even if
Be very careful and give the interviewer a step. Let the interviewer feel that he is a fulfilled interviewer. Otherwise, it is very likely to be hacked! I think the first scene I wrote, Shanghai Feixun, is an obvious "black brush" ~! Warn everyone to pay attention all their lives.
There is still a long way to go. We can't go on. There are restrictions. That's it. It's embarrassing anyway!