Characters:

AEX purchasing manager

Huang Shiren-Supplier

Q: Huang Shiren's minions.

W-business coming back from India

D- Play C's wife

L-shop assistant+buyer a

Yang Bailao —— Another Demand Manufacturer

Synopsis: C, the manager of purchasing department, goes to Babaoshan Hotel to meet the supplier Huang Shiren in order to purchase goods. I happened to meet Yang Bailao, a manufacturer who also urged this product. After seeing the terrible situation, C decided to find someone to replace Huang. So I called three people, W, L and D. Huang played the business person who came back from India (showing off the order), the purchasing person who came to inform me (saying that a supplier was too excited to be sent to the hospital because he received too much remittance), and C's wife (claiming to have paid a lot of bonuses and dragged C to travel abroad). After everyone's performance, Huang was convinced of what C said, so he agreed to all the requirements of C and signed a supply contract with C.

begin

Background: A table, two chairs and a signboard "Babaoshan Hotel" at the back.

Huang Shiren and Q are wearing landlords' clothes and D landlords' hats; Ah Q, dressed as a traitor, said to Huang while escorting the way: "This way, Master Huang!"

Walking to the center of the stage, Huang shouted at the audience: "Someone came to ask for goods today. I want to meet him in this Babaoshan restaurant. I must take him away! " Then they went into the restaurant and sat down.

Go to C.

C (posing): "There are orders on hand, and it is difficult to start work when there is a shortage. For AEX, brave Babaoshan! " Turn around and enter the restaurant.

Q saw C come in and shouted, "Hey, who's here?"

C asked, "Who are you?"

Huang: (Vice President's name is) Cover the Tiger of the Earth.

C (turning to pose to the audience): "Yunshui (boss's name is Yunshui) Town River Demon!"

Huang: "Mohe, Mohe!" "

C: "Talk at noon, don't sell fake air conditioners!"

Huang: "So, what do you do for work?"

C: "So, you are Huang's boss?"

Huang: "This is the next one, Manager C, please sit down!" " "

Q: "Xiao Er, serve!"

I'm on the golden dragon. (There is a basket on the head, a spinach in it and a long broom in his hand)

(Singing and dancing): "I am spinach, from Caicai, Caicai, Caicai, Caicai, Caicai and Caicai. . . . "Move to the table, put the basket on the table, and then jump in and sing.

Everyone was silent. D Ran Yan came up with a sign with crows on it, and the crows cried.

C (to the audience): "This yellow boss is enough!"

Huang: "What can I do for Manager C this time?"

C: "We borrowed an order this time and needed products from Boss Huang, so we specially invited Huang Ba to talk about the source of goods."

Huang (pulls out a cigarette, and Ah Q next to him immediately comes to light it for him. Huang knocked on his leg, looked up and took a puff at the cigarette, then put the ash in the ashtray handed over by Q: "Hissing ~, this is not easy to handle! The goods are very tight recently. "

C: "But. . . "

Ask interjected: "Master Huang, someone is coming."

Yang Bailao, come on. ("White-haired Girl" music begins)

Yang Bailao (facing the audience): "The order is very tight, and the deposit has been paid in advance, but the goods have never arrived. How can we live this small life?" I had to ask Mr. Huang for help and send some goods first. "

Yang Bailao walked into the restaurant.

Ask (get): "Yang Bailao, it's you!"

Yang Bailao: "Yes, yes! Boss Huang, how have you been recently? "

Huang: "I have good teeth recently, a good appetite and a great back, so it tastes delicious!" " "

Yang Bailao: "I paid my respects to you today. By the way, how is our current shipment? "

Huang: "The goods are available, but what about your balance?"

Yang Bailao: "Boss Huang, money is a little tight this year. Please give me a few days' grace and send some goods first for emergency! "

Huang: "The landlord has no surplus grain this year!" "

"Yellow boss, Yang Bailao. . . "

Q: "If there is no cash, it is acceptable!"

Yang: "How did you know I accepted it?"

Q: "I have a route!"

Huang: "Well, that's a good idea!" "

Huang (turning): "If you want the goods, just hand in the receipt."

Yang Bailao: "Boss Huang, you can't do this. This acceptance is the lifeblood of our factory, the money for the New Year! Please be kind. . . "

Huang: "If you don't hand it over, don't blame me for disowning people! Not only will the goods not be given to you, but even the advance payment will not be returned! "

Q: "Cut the crap and hand it over quickly!"

Yang Bailao trembled, and took out an acceptance bill from his pocket, and Q snatched it away!

Q looked at the acceptance lamp and said to Huang, "It's true, and it has a watermark!" " "

Huang took the acceptance bill and looked at the light: "Chairman Mao really accepted this watermark! Why is this Jay Chou? Fake! " Said and threw the receipt on the ground!

Ah Q picked up the acceptance, put it in his pocket, and said to Yang, "Good boy, dare to cheat me with fake acceptance! Confiscate! "

Yang Bailao: "Boss Huang, you can't do this! Boss Huang. . . "Ah Q rushed forward and pushed Yang Bailao away.

Yang Bailao: Oh, Romeo, Romeo! You can't leave me, Romeo! "

Q dragged Yang Bailao off the stage.

Q: "Romeo? You are still Juliet! "

C (stands up, walks to the stage and faces the audience): "This man is really heartless. It seems that he needs to call some extras to give him a play! "

C turned back to the hotel and said to Huang, I'll make a phone call first.

C turned out of the hotel, picked up his mobile phone and made a phone call, saying, "Hurry up and let the comrades prepare to implement the second plan!" "

C hung up and went back to the hotel. At this time, Ah Q has come back and said to Huang, "I have already thrown that boy out!" " "

Huang: "Good job!"

Ask (pointing): "Look, a beautiful woman!"

A burst of Indian music sounded.

Stop the music. W came in Indian clothes, singing as he walked: "Forward, forward, soldiers have a heavy responsibility, causing blindness and death, Huang Shiren!"

W saw C as soon as he entered the door and shouted excitedly (patting C on the shoulder): "Oh, it's your boy!" "

C: "Hey, W Shang, long time no see, I miss you very much. Have you just come back from India? "

W: "Yes, I gained a lot from this trip to India. Look (taking out a big piece of paper from his pocket), such a big order! "

C: "What a big piece of paper!"

Huang and ah q pulled out their necks and looked hard.

Huang turned to ask and said, "Look at this posture. AEX really got a big order this time! "

Q: "Really!"

C: "W Shang, why are you going now? Have dinner with boss Huang! "

Woman: "No, I'm going to India to eat Japanese food with Sam now."

C: "Oh, go ahead. I heard that there is a right to enter the market to cook authentic Japanese food! "

W: "I heard it's good. I like pizza in Japanese food best! Don't talk, goodbye! "

W floated off the stage.

Huang: "Very advanced!"

Q: "This is a big deal!"

C: "Boss Huang, let's talk about supply!"

Huang (quickly agreed): "Yes, yes!"

Just then, L suddenly ran up and shouted, "Captain, don't throw the plate, it's me!" " "

C: "Oh, it's your boy! What's wrong? "

L: "no, it's not good! Something is wrong, something is wrong! "

C: "Drink and spit in my face!" Wipe it with your hands.

L: "something happened to the old Hu who delivered the goods to us!"

C: "Which khufu?"

L: "Yes, Lao Hu who just came back from Hainan!"

C: "Oh, him! What's wrong with him? "

L: "No, I paid it in one lump sum yesterday. When he saw the huge amount, he was so excited that he had a cerebral hemorrhage! "

C: "This guy's psychological endurance is too poor!"

Suddenly he turned his head and asked Huang, "Manager Huang, how is your psychological endurance?"

Huang: "No problem, no problem, my psychological endurance is super good! Super good! "

C said to L, "Go and buy two Jin of abalone and take it to Khufu. Pick the one without thorns! " "

L: "Ok, I'll go to Panjiayuan to find some sacks for him!" "

I fell down.

Huang: "Manager C .... . "

Suddenly I heard someone shout "Little C~"

D geese.

D: "Little C, it's a big Sunday. Why are you here?"

C: "Why are you here?"

D: I want you to accompany me to travel to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand!

C: "New Matthew?"

D: "Yes, it is Xinjiekou, Madian and Beitaipingzhuang!"

C: "No, didn't you see me talking about work here?"

D: "I don't care. I know that General Manager C just gave you a bonus. I want you to accompany me to Xinmatai! "

C: "No, work comes first."

D: "Hum, if you don't go shopping with me, I'll never talk to you again!"

Say that finish, Ma Chao angrily left!

C pretended to chase, looked back at Huang and Q, and sat back.

Asked to Huang: "It seems that this is a big fish!" "

Huang: "Yes, the order is large, the credit is good, and there are such dedicated employees. It seems that we really caught a big fish this time. Never let him get away! "

So, Huang and Ah Q turned around and surrounded C with smiles on their faces.

Q picked up the teapot and poured tea for C: "Manager C, you drink tea, you drink tea!"

Huang rubbed his hands and said, "Hey, hey, what, Xiao Er, fish!" " "

I replied, "coming!"

I jumped up: "big face cat, big face cat, love to eat fish!" " Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. "

Jumping on the table, L took out a braised chicken from behind his ass, put it on the table, and sang and danced.

Huang looked at L's back: "What qualities?"

Huang turned his head: "Manager C, this is the salted hairtail just fished from Yongding River. Please try it. "

C: "Don't eat fish, as long as it can be served on time!"

Huang: "No problem, I'm sure I can supply you on time."

C: "How do you calculate the price and payment method?"

Huang: "You have the final say, you have the final say!" " "

Q: "Yes, you have the final say!"

C: "What if I said it? What if you repent? "

Huang: "That's impossible. I, Huang Shiren, have always been loyal to others, loyal to others! "

C: "Not necessarily!"

Ah Q squatted in Huang's ear and said, "You can give him that fake acceptance!"

Huang: "Yes!"

Huang: "Otherwise," he took the acceptance from Q and handed it to C: "Use this as collateral!"

Suddenly at the edge of the stage, Yang Bailao shouted, "Oh, Romeo, Romeo!" " "Struggling to be pulled down by two people.

C: "I don't need this thing, as long as you sign this."

Said from the pocket a contract.

Huang looked at it and said bitterly; "I haven't seen such a good contract for a long time. How touching! I sign, I sign! "

Q: "What is the content?"

Huang wiped her tears and handed the paper to Ah Q. "Look for yourself!"

Q and C spread out the "contract", which turned out to be a banner of "Happy Spring Festival".

At the same time, all the actors came to the stage and wished everyone a happy new year!