It is said that the Monkey King caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and Guanyin Bodhisattva strongly recommended Jiro Zhenjun to subdue the demon and take the heavenly soldiers to fight in Huaguoshan. Halfway through the battle, the Great Sage suddenly saw that the demon monkey in his camp was scared away, panicked and left. The heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals were in a panic, looking back and forth, and they all shouted,' This monkey spirit has gone! This monkey is gone! Erlang God opened his eyes wide and saw the bustling place of the lower world. The Great Sage turned into an old man, pushing a tricycle and selling baked sweet potatoes in the street. Erlang God sneered in his heart and was about to mark him. Suddenly, he saw a group of chengguan, holding hammers, chopping sticks, shouting and drinking, and throwing themselves at powder. Great Sage was frightened and thought it was a mountain soldier coming. He quickly turned the corner, turned into a young lady, blinked and walked there gracefully. He was really seen by Erlang God and wanted to bid twice. However, several policemen came face to face and caught the Great Sage: "It must be a pheasant. Come with me to the station!" The Great Sage panicked and said,' I'm not a pheasant, I'm still a virgin!' The policeman laughed wildly:' Why a virgin? Can't virgins go whoring? When the handcuffs shake, you have to arrest people. Seeing that something was wrong, the Great Sage twisted his waist and flew away. Seeing a ravine in front of him, he rolled down the cliff and fell into a primary school. His mouth was wide open, like the gate of the school. His teeth became door leaves, his eyes became window grilles, and he shook down several monkeys and became a student. Only the tail is not easy to clean up, standing behind it, turning into a flagpole with a big slogan:' Education is the foundation of a century-old plan; Compulsory education, free admission. Jiro was robbed twice, and he was bored. Seeing this slogan, he couldn't help laughing:' This is the monkey! He's fooling me again. As we all know, although the vast territory is called compulsory education, where can it be free? I have seen thousands of schools, and I haven't seen anyone who doesn't regard students as a cash cow. Look, I killed this monkey! Hearing this, the Great Sage jumped and disappeared into the air. Jiro couldn't see the Great Sage, so he jumped into the clouds and floated in the air. Seeing Li Tianwang standing in the clouds with his telescope held high, he laughed and said,' Zhenjun, let's go! Let's go Monkeys sneak out of the camp and into your mouth. "Hearing this, the Erlang God hurried to Guanjiangkou. It was said that Guan Jiangkou was holding a conference, and the Great Sage, the representative of XX, was mixed in the venue, pointing east and west, and delivered a warm speech. I was thinking that I was right, but I was caught by Erlang God:' XX stands for clay sculpture, when can I come out alive?' Holding a three-pointed and two-edged halberd, he cut it at Wukong's face. The Monkey King quickly dodged, making the golden hoop stick face to face. The two quarreled and hit the venue, half foggy and half cloudy, and they fought together. Guanyin Bodhisattva, director of the Mid-air Goddess Federation, and Taishang Laojun, the minister of alchemy, are watching the battle. The bodhisattva said to the old gentleman,' Brother Laojun, where is the Erlang God that poor Ni said? If you have magical powers, you have surrounded the Great Sage, but you have not captured him. I'm helping him now. Take the monkey head off. "The old man said,' Sister Guanyin, what weapons do you use to help him? Guanyin turned to call his mount: "Look, I hit him with a BMW." The old man said,' Your BMW is very expensive. It's inconvenient if it's damaged. Guanyin said,' It's public money anyway. You hit it, you hit it. The old man added:' It is also very troublesome to repair. Let me help him for my sister. Guanyin said,' It's broken, I don't want it. I just want to change it into a Cadillac. While the old man was pandering, a fairy came behind him, a famous professor Zhang, a treasure of the old man. She murmured a sentence,' I can't let everyone come to heaven, I still don't think I was wrong' and then turned away. When the old gentleman looked intently at it, he was overjoyed that it was a "celestial population access system": "When it came out, people in China trembled, so it can be used against monkeys in Shan Ye village. Let me throw it and hit him. Sister Guanyin, I have to take credit for this trip. "Guanyin said angrily,' Damn, people won't play with you. The old man smiled and said,' Sister, don't be angry. If this attack is successful, it will be made into a theme movie. My sister plays the leading role, and so does my Niu Niu. What if all the cinemas are showing at the same time? Guanyin came back to give Chen joy. I saw the old gentleman throw the magic weapon from Tianmen, but it just hit the Monkey King on the head, knocking the Great Sage to the ground, and the public security in the sky set it on, firmly binding the Great Sage, and there was no way to reform it. A policeman said angrily, "This guy made us suffer a lot! I want you, the Monkey King, to be Sun Zhigang! Just as he was about to use his tactics, another policeman shouted,' Wait a minute, we have lost the old tactics, but what is popular now is to be in line with international standards. The tactics of the US military in Iraq are ever-changing. Why not learn something and play a new joke today? Hearing this, the public security officers all thought it was wonderful, so they took the Great Sage to the demon chopping platform, lit the fire and chopped it with knives and axes, but it didn't hurt the Great Sage. Seeing this, the Jade Emperor hesitated:' What should I do with this fellow and this one? Lao Jun played:' Why don't you let Lao Jun take it and put it in the gossip furnace to refine my Dan?' Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor gave the Great Sage to the old gentleman for exercise. But I don't know that the Great Sage is powerful. He took a hair from his head, turned it into a dollar bill and bribed the boy who fanned the flames. There was no fire in the stove, and he was not seriously injured. On July 49, the old gentleman opened the furnace to get Dan, but he saw the Great Sage fly out, causing the golden cudgel to be killed in all directions, so that everyone in the Heavenly Palace closed the door and the four heavenly kings disappeared without a trace. Walking straight to the front of Tong Ming Temple, the Jade Emperor was surprised and shouted, "Close the door quickly and let the police help!" ! It turned out that the police assistants were ten times more vicious than the regular police, and they saw one by one fighting bravely and roaring enthusiastically, surrounded the Great Sage and were about to be taken down. The jade emperor was very happy to see that all the police officers were scattered. It turns out that this generation is insatiable, with only gold and silver in their eyes. The golden lock of the Great Sage was baked in the furnace, and the buckle was loose. All the police officers tore it up one by one. In an instant, all the people had gold in their mouths and ran back to the backyard to bury the collection. When I was at my wit's end, I suddenly saw the Tathagata from the West helping me, and I wanted to gamble with the Great Sage. The Buddha said,' I have a magic weapon. If you can fly out of my magic weapon, you are the jade emperor; If we can't fly out, how about surrendering? "Say that finish, he took out a magic weapon from the bosom. When Wukong looked intently, it was a small notebook with three big characters written on it:' temporary residence permit'. He smiled and said,' What's the magic of a small notebook? "I'll go!" A man fell from the sky and landed on the border of Beijing. As soon as his footsteps fell, he saw several policemen coming:' Who is that, talking about you! Take out your temporary residence permit! Goku was surprised, twisted his waist and flew to Guangzhou again. While watching, he suddenly saw a group of defense team members rushing in:' This guy doesn't seem to have a temporary residence permit, so hurry up and catch him!' Too many cooks wanted to win the Great Sage, so the Great Sage quickly spread his hands and flew again. It was difficult to tell the direction urgently, but he flew back to Tathagata. The Tathagata smiled and said, "What about my children?" The Great Sage said,' It doesn't count! Not counting! I heard that there are still countries in the west that don't have temporary residence permits, wait for me! "I was about to jump out, but I was turned over by the Tathagata's palm, turning the temporary residence permit into a five-element mountain, firmly holding down the Great Sage. When the Jade Emperor saw the Great Sage captured, he was overjoyed, so he invited Tathagata, heroes to prepare a banquet, mahjong, stolen money and guards, and held an anti-heaven meeting to get together. While having a good time, an old lady from Wuxing Mountain neighborhood committee came to report: "The Great Sage leaned out and said that he would leave the job fair, submit his resume, send out business cards and ask for a place to make a comeback!" The Tathagata said,' I might as well, I might as well.' I just took out a post from my sleeve with six gold words on it:' This person's rural hukou. Pass it on to his men and stick it on the five elements. Borrow from heaven for another 500 years, so that the pillars will not fall, the mountains will take root and the Great Sage will never climb out again. I can't turn over for 500 years. talk and laugh cheerfully/merrily

This is an article in Hong Kong Business Daily, but it's not a fairy tale, it's a myth. Besides, according to a common style now, it is more appropriate to put this style in essays!

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