If I were to sum up my six years with Zhou, I would use two words to say "unfair", three words "very unfair" and four words "extremely unfair".

You know, his "Days of Our Lives" was put on an innocent chopped green onion cake.

It was a sunny day. As soon as I entered the classroom with innocent chopped green onion cakes, I heard Zhou say to the monitor in an extremely calm and sarcastic tone, "Don't stop on March 8th. I wonder if the chopped green onion of the chopped green onion cake you had for breakfast is still stuck to the front teeth? "

The noisy classroom was instantly quiet, and all eyes were gathered on the front teeth of the monitor. Then the next second, the whole class burst into neat and loud laughter.

The monitor's dignity as a girl was greatly insulted, and she cried her eyes out and ran away. While chewing the chopped green onion cake, I silently put it away and finally gritted my teeth and threw it into the trash can.

Thanks to Zhou, I stared at the trash can because of hunger that day. During lunch break, Zhou, who was sitting in my front seat, finally turned his head and gave me a cake: "Don't stare at the trash can, are you hungry?"

Looking at Zhou's serious face, I was silent for a long time. Since then, I have never bought a second chopped green onion cake.

That is, on the day of eating the cake, Zhou He gradually got acquainted. I have been with Zhou for a long time, so I naturally take special care of me. However, it is precisely because of his meticulous "care" that I quickly evolved from a tame little white rabbit into a big-tailed wolf.

Nowadays, my nickname is always associated with vicious words such as "poisonous woman" and "snake scorpion", and whenever I try to show a lady's side, Zhou always rolls his eyes and despises me: "A bitch who knows everything is not worthy of being a lady."

The last time we turned against each other was after I failed to pretend to be a lady.

That day, we made an appointment to eat ice on Friendship Road. I overslept and was late again. When I squeezed off the bus and tried to walk gracefully towards him, I stepped on the stool on Monday: "Your zipper is not zipped properly!" "

I couldn't wait to make a hole in the ground at once, and then I got out when people weren't looking and made a hole in her.

Ladies despise love at first sight.

In my second year of college, I solemnly announced to Zhou that I wanted to be a lady and I couldn't get along with him as a bad actor, otherwise I wouldn't get an Oscar.

He was skeptical about my bloody, seemingly generous but chaotic declaration. After half a minute of silence, he took out a big bag of KFC takeaway barrels with great sadness.

"It's a pity that ladies don't eat junk food."

He curled his lips and began to eat. I stood by blowing my beard and glaring. I can't wait three seconds. I finally couldn't stand the temptation of delicious food, so I jumped up and grabbed a chicken leg with him crazily.

Yes, I despise my uncertainty.

On a calm day, after a big class in the evening, I squatted in front of a restaurant near my school as usual, waiting for Zhou to have dinner together.

When Zhou came over with a shoulder bag shaped like a vegetable basket, I still leaned forward and backward with a smile. Strangely, Zhou didn't kick me up and laugh with me as usual. He just stood quietly and shyly, sipping his mouth and laughing like the little boy described in the novel.

My heart is rolling and my blood is boiling. I followed Zhou He's line of sight excitedly, and then I suddenly realized.

What a delicious little sheep it is. In front of her, I am simply a tigress.

I took a meaningful look at Zhou, then put on a look of "I despise you" and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder: "Ladies despise love at first sight."

Unexpectedly, Zhou didn't care at all, and even quickly degenerated into another little sheep: "Shrew, help me find something!" "

He called me a bitch in the street!

I fought back my anger, winked and spread my hands. Zhou immediately got the message: "Take out all the buckets of the whole family!"

I quickly smiled: "Deal!"

The experiment of the golden statuette is endless.

The scene I planned that day was like this.

Zhou put on a pitiful look and ran to ask Little Sheep to borrow his mobile phone. The line is set to "My wallet was picked on the bus. Can you lend me a phone to ask my friend for help? "

In this way, Zhou not only achieved the purpose of chatting up people, but also took the opportunity to ask for the phone number. By the way, he can also treat each other to dinner as a gift.

It's three birds with one stone, three birds with one stone.

Unexpectedly, after Zhou recited my lines smoothly, the little sheep didn't respond at all, just looked at Zhou with a pair of pure white innocent eyes.

The chat that day ended with a strange conversation between three people. I am smarter than Zhou, a fool. It only took me a minute to understand that Little Sheep is deaf and dumb, so I conducted an experiment and won the golden statuette even more crazily.

Zhou and I made up a sad story by practicing acting for many years. We became cousins of a pair of losers, and Zhou was so ugly.

The three of us, not mighty enough, squeezed into Little Sheep's coffee shop. Coffee shop has a nice name, called "Joy". When I read this name carefully for the third time, I felt a little cold for no reason.

You always praise me, but I don't deserve love.

Zhou ushered in a new stage of his life. He changed from a senior actor to a talkative old woman, constantly reporting to me the progress with Little Sheep.

According to Zhou, Little Sheep is the same age as us this year, but has bid farewell to campus life and makes coffee in the coffee shop at home every day. Lamb's coffee making technology is first-class, and he is best at cappuccino and caramel macchiato. Zhou was very happy, but I yawned: "I only like to drink Nestle three in one."

"You are not interested!" Zhou hates me for not turning iron into steel. I swallowed the chicken leg and giggled: "My goal is miss, not fun!" " "

"But the ladies have fun." Zhou continued to persuade.

I just didn't cooperate. I stopped talking without swallowing a bite of chicken leg.

Zhou, who had taught me to stand up, seemed to realize that the situation had changed. He also stopped awkwardly and changed the topic cooperatively: "It's time for you to find a boyfriend. We can't get along like this. "

I resisted for three seconds and pushed the whole family bucket forward: "I won't eat, goodbye!" " "

I was walking alone on the way back to my dormitory, and my stomach began to growl, but I didn't regret giving up the family fight. My heart was confused by another, stronger sadness. In the sixth year of knowing Zhou, he advised me for the first time that I should not get acquainted with him so well.

It's just that he never asked me why I always pretend to be crazy and fool around with him. I accompany him to dinner and chat, and even I am willing to give him the script of chasing girls.

He always calls me a bitch, bitch. Once I am stared at by him, I will never turn over.

I tried to cry, burying my face in it, only to find that the winter wind was so cold that I was about to cut my face. I didn't cry.

The next morning, I went to Zhou as if nothing had happened. I said I was so hungry. You invited me to dinner. Zhou took me to the alley outside the school gate with a look of "I knew it".

We ordered two bowls of spicy noodles. I pounded peppers into a bowl and imported several tablespoons of peppers. I finally burst into tears.

When Zhou saw this monster, he looked helpless, and then sighed lightly: "What do you think I should do if Jade refuses me?"

I choked on my throat without coughing loudly. It took me a long time to react. Foolish is the name of a little sheep.

I hesitated for a moment, grabbed Zhou's hand and said, "Leave it to me, and I'll help you get her back!" " "

Zhou screamed with anger: "Not a bar, I'm serious!"

I laughed proudly until the end, and a dry tear quietly fell into the noodle soup.

Of course I know.

Who wants to shine on people like the moon?

I started the journey of falling in love with Zhou. I play private investigator and innocent customer. After three days of intensive homework, I finally got Little Sheep's class schedule for one day-she actually worked as a part-time teacher in a sign language classroom.

When I told Zhou the exciting news, his expression was even more exciting than when he took the mock exam for the first time in senior three. He jumped up from his chair and grabbed me as a bear hug: "shrew, I won't call you shrew in the future, I'll call you Superman." Miss Superman, can I repay you by inviting you to dinner tonight? "

I smiled awkwardly and agreed to say yes, but I couldn't say it anyway: "I can do anything just for you."

After dinner, Zhou took the initiative to help me open the door of the taxi: "Superman, I won't accompany you back to the dormitory. I have to find Joey. "

As soon as I got into the taxi seat, I buried my head and refused to lift it. I'm afraid I'll cry: "hmm."

The taxi finally took me away from Zhou. I crossed the bridge. After watching the night, I bravely reported the name of a bar to the driver. I plan not to get drunk.

It turns out that debauchery really doesn't suit me There is a girl singing a Cantonese song that I have never heard before. I made a careful distinction, as if there was a saying, "Who wants to shine like a bright moon?".

I snorted and sobbed for no reason.

Who wants to?

I lay on the bar and cried more and more. The more I cried, the less people stood by me. In the end, I didn't scare the customers away, but I scared the boss.

Gary, a ghost, looked at me like a strange toy: "Are you an adult, little friend?" This is the first question he asked me in nonstandard Mandarin.

I will love without your permission.

After breakfast, Gary sent me back to school and sat in his car. I almost have a splitting headache. Gary smiled as he turned the steering wheel. "Little friend, you have a hangover."

I gave him a dirty look: "Then please tell me the whole process of my hangover!" " "

Say that finish this sentence, Gary was a little silent for a while. He described my violent behavior the night before with difficulty in Mandarin-

It turned out that I was drunk and jumped on the stage to grab the microphone with the resident singer, but I struggled to grab the microphone and refused to sing anyway. I just kept wailing three words-Zhou.

I just feel sweaty all over.

After telling my crazy story, Gary parked his car at the side door of my school. He took out his mobile phone and stared at my eyes carefully, and inexplicably popped out a foreign language: "$ Number!" "

I looked at him blankly. After confirming that he said the phone number, I hesitated for a while and finally reported it. About intuition, I always think this guy is very kind and cute.

Gori grimaced at me when he left: "My Chinese name is Gori, little friend. You are so funny. I will play with you when I am free. "

He dragged the last word "play" with relish. I smelled the faint smell of gasoline in the air and watched his car butt disappear into the traffic, so I suddenly thought of Zhou.

I wonder what happened to him and his little sheep. My heart ached at the thought of this.

I didn't expect Zhou to wait for me downstairs in my dormitory. He has a bag of soybean milk and a fried dough stick in his hand. At the moment, he is squatting under a big bare tree. As soon as he saw me, he rushed up.

"Where the hell have you been?" In front of me, I have never worried about Zhou's image or anything like that.

"Take a walk!" I didn't respond to him angrily.

"I thought about what kind of road I walked early in the morning and what breakfast I brought you. I felt too ungrateful and heartless yesterday. " Zhou scratched the back of his head and smiled a little silly.

I suddenly froze in place, like a fish in my throat.

Every time, every time when I decide to give up liking him, I can always use Zhou's little advantage to easily save all the decline.

I hate being mature enough not to let you watch me cry.

Everything seems to have returned to the track of the past. Zhou is still my best comrade-in-arms, eating, drinking and having fun, but whenever Little Sheep has a sign language class, he will be absent without exception.

Over time, this has become our tacit understanding.

And whenever Zhou is away, Gori is my best playmate. It's just that we are not so much playmates as playing chess and chatting with Gary.

After getting to know Gary, I gradually learned about his family affairs. His mother is Polish and his father is from China. After graduating from high school, he went to China to study abroad. Before graduating from college, he dropped out of school and opened a bar.

I thought ghosts with good family background and good looks were all bad-tempered, but Gary didn't seem to have any airs. When chess is boring, I also talk to him about Zhou, Our Days and Little Sheep. Finally, I pushed the board angrily with myself and couldn't stop.

Gary cleaned up the mess alone and silently.

I remember one day when the light was just right, Gary took out the Cantonese records he bought during his trip and played them to me. Halfway through the writing, I suddenly jumped up from the floor: "Is that the song I heard when I met you?"

Gary paused for a moment and nodded.

I was holding a record, reading the lyrics seriously and carefully, and suddenly I burst into tears.

Gary asked me a question that day. He said, why didn't you tell him? I thought for a moment, then turned around and smiled at him beautifully: "Love is timid."

Gary touched my head in confusion.

That night, Gary sent me home as usual, that is, on that road, I received a phone call from Zhou, who incoherently announced to me that Little Sheep had accepted him.

I deliberately said "congratulations".

It didn't rain in the north in December, so the endless night broke up. I snapped my fingers at Gary, who was absorbed in driving. "Let's sing to celebrate my complete lovelorn."

I told Gary the story of Zhong Wuyan the other day. His history of China obviously sucks, but he still listens carefully.

Yes, Zhong Wuyan in history, although it lost its beauty, won the heart of Wang Xuan and the whole world.

And my whole world is Zhou, but he won't give me that heart after all.

So, I deserve to lose completely.

Crabs don't understand my sadness.

Even if you are lovelorn, life will go on. I still act as Zhou's closest comrade-in-arms, charging at the forefront of her love battle.

I drank cappuccino in Joy, and my silence was praised as "very ladylike" by Zhou who arrived after class.

How ironic, it turns out that a person doesn't love another person, no matter you are a bitch or a lady, you are doomed to get his favor.

The new year is coming. On the countdown day, Gary actually came back from Warsaw. He ran downstairs to my dormitory and waited for me. He will become a tree in winter.

When I came back to the dormitory after class, I saw his long-lost face, and suddenly realized that I liked Zhou, and I actually crossed the seventh thought.

Gary smiled cunningly: "A girlfriend."

I was silent.

We gave a gentle hug. Gary's hug was generous and warm. He smiles a bit like a small animal in a Disney cartoon.

He said, "Never mind, I can wait."

After Gary drove me back to school, I was about to go upstairs, but I didn't expect to get a call from Zhou. The long-lost voice was a little excited on the phone: "Beibei, come and find me. If a fool and I treat you to a midnight snack. She said that she would like to thank you for your matchmaking. "

This is the first time he called my name-Beibei. I take a taxi nonstop for these two words, and I am willing to make a big light bulb.

When they arrived at the place where Zhou He said, the little sheep and he had sat down, holding hands and smiling as if they were a couple.

Zhou saw me and waved desperately to me: "Happy New Year!"

I shook my head in a pretentious way: "The opposite sex is inhuman."

I ordered a lot of dishes and pointed at Zhou's nose viciously and said, "Since you want to repay me, I'm welcome!" " "

Zhou immediately raised his hand and surrendered: "Do your best."

I don't know when it began to snow outside the window, and the snow gradually blurred my sight. I looked at a spicy crab and refused to look up again.

Not all crises have signs. For example, this time, there was a muffled sound next door, and I was still eating a crab sadly one second before I lost consciousness.

The crab is not sad, but I am desperate.

It is better to cry on your lover's shoulder all night than to show it on the cliff for a thousand years.

I woke up in the hospital. But when I found my long-lost parents standing in front of me at the same time, I began to realize the seriousness of the matter. I took a deep breath and tentatively asked my mother, "Where is Zhou?"

But she just moved her mouth gently, but she didn't answer me anything. I was in a hurry, jumped out of the hospital bed and rolled and crawled, and then stumbled to the door.

I didn't know how pale and ridiculous my worry was until I walked to the door of the next ward. At the moment, the little sheep is sitting in a chair, peeling apples and sending them to Zhou's mouth one by one by hand.

Yes, how could I forget that Zhou was like a soldier when the gas explosion happened. He bravely hugged the little sheep and protected her under him.

I smiled wryly, then left the door silently, only to bump into panting Gary head-on.

Before I knew it, Gary threw me on his shoulder. My tears came down. I know nothing about what he said, except that I grabbed his coat and trembled like a child, and suddenly I couldn't see the road ahead.

All my relatives and friends who came to see me that night dispersed except Gary.

While reading the latest news newspaper, I ate the fruit that Gary fed me. While reading a book, someone knocked at the door. Gary opened the door and saw Zhou.

Zhou's eyes are red and he looks a bit like a clown in a circus. I pointed at his nose and smiled. After laughing, I lowered my head to cover my stomach for fear that he would see my red eyes.

Gary doesn't know when he walked out of the door. His back is warm and sincere, and I suddenly feel so grateful.

Zhou lingered in front of my eyes for a while, and then he sat down in front of me. He seemed to say something, but I didn't catch it clearly. He stretched out his hands carefully and hugged me gently.

He hugged me for the first time in seven years.

I closed my eyes and decided to enjoy the prize I won at the risk of my life.

Yes, in that gas explosion, Zhou was the knight of Little Sheep, and I was the knight of Zhou. When Zhou was desperate to protect the lamb, I hugged him without fear.

My eyes slipped into Zhou's neckline.

As long as you own your whole world.

A week later, Zhou was discharged from the hospital, and I was still a problem children in the hospital. Gary, who had nothing to do, even began to skip the store for a long time and fought with me in the hospital to the end.

He brought a lot of junk food, and I despised his sinister intentions with my eyes. Unexpectedly, he wrote in the newspaper with a big red pen: "Never mind, I will raise you when I get fat."

I just pouted and cried in vain.

A month later, Gary accompanied me to the school to go through the formalities of suspension. When I left, I didn't even tell Zhou.

The day before I went to Beijing, Gary accompanied me to "Happy" for the first time. We sat opposite the little sheep, and three people chatted with strange pens.

I wrote, "I'm going on a trip with Gary. I wish you happiness. "

I also wrote, "I'll leave the week to you."

The little sheep drew a smiling face on the paper and wrote, "Don't worry."

When I came out of Joy, I leaned on Gary's shoulder and vaguely saw Zhou standing across the street in a hurry. Only when you are in a hurry to see your lover will you have such an expression. I suddenly let go.

When I left Joy, I quietly wrote down the address of the store. I think maybe one day, I can send a beautiful wedding photo to Zhou to show off that I married a lovely ghost.

But now, it's still too early.

I need to treat my ear that was injured in the gas explosion.

In fact, the moment I woke up, I knew my ears were broken. I can't hear my mother say "Zhou is fine", Gary's confession to me, or even Zhou's "thank you, but I'm sorry."

Gary wrote all these to me afterwards.

He held my hand very warmly and forcefully. He said, let's go to Beijing first. If not, we will go abroad. Anyway, I won't let you get away.

I nodded solemnly.

Before the plane took off, I went to the post office near the airport and sent my last gift to Zhou-the record I never heard again, 3/8 of it.

There is a song called "Zhong Wuyan" in it, and in the past days, no matter how many places I have traveled and how many beautiful scenery I have seen, I can't help crying when I hear her sing "Knowing each other so well, it's no wonder they are destined to be brother and sister".

At this moment, I am standing in the sparsely populated post office, kissing the envelope of the record carefully for the last time, then packaging and weighing it with a smile.

Yes, I've decided to say goodbye to you countless times in my mind, but every time, I'll go back and stick to it again and again, like a fast knot.

Just this once, I really, really want you to go.

From then on, let me rest assured to eat and drink in a foreign country and buy shirts and flowers; And you, stay in your hometown, laughing and cursing, and be safe all the year round.

Even if I lose you, I will-

As long as you own your whole world.