I tell you, the society is different now, and I am getting worse every day.
3. I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat, but I didn't expect to get high after playing.
4. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally faking corpses and changing epitaphs from time to time.
Don't give health a penny, the hospital will help you pull it out, and there is no penny left!
6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's even more awesome is that eating one garlic a day can drive everyone away.
7. Watching the news said it was dangerous to play mobile phone while walking, which scared me to play while running.
8. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, I can sum them up in one sentence: I have a vision and will pick a girlfriend!
9. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
10. Slag students shared their experiences with me as soon as they met at the beginning of school, saying that they were only beaten for not doing their summer homework, but they were very happy throughout the holiday, which was worth it!
1 1. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy, chubby and round.
12. I gave my love to my dog last night, and the next morning I found the dog dead.
13. when the invigilator said, put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on it.
14. The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, why? Allergic to this knowledge point?
15. My wife and I live apart and smoke a cigarette silently every time I think about her. It's been a year, I quit smoking!
16. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.
17. When I took an English test, a beautiful woman sat in front of me. She wrote her paper carefully. I asked her to copy it for me, and she agreed. Finally, I changed several multiple-choice questions because I was afraid that the papers would be identical. Finally, she came last in the exam, and I was the second from the bottom.
18. My roommate was bored and changed the WeChat avatar to the MM avatar. After the change, he shook it and shook it to an uncle. After some tossing, the uncle agreed to open the room and sent the room number. Write down the room number, shake it again, shake it to another uncle and give him the room number.
19. Here is a sincere suggestion for young people: You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me, then you will feel nothing but handsome!
20. When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
2 1. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.
22. Be brave to pursue the person you like, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.
23. If you take a selfie, someone must say it's ugly. But as long as you keep posting it every day, no one will say that again, because they have deleted you.
24. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.