The national day is coming, and the programs suitable for one person to perform are not bad except song and dance talk shows.
Kneel down and ask for a program suitable for men's show boys: the dance of ladygaga and the dance of wonderfulgirl's nobody.
Ask for a program that can be performed by one person, such as stand-up crosstalk. Thank you!
Sing a jingle suitable for personal performance at the morning meeting: relatives, running away from home, four-leaf clover, I am not afraid.
Fish Leong: Children's songs, warmth, small hands and big hands.
Vae: horoscope book, angel, totally embarassed, Qingming rain, broken bridge and residual snow, insider, angel, if at that time.
S.h.e: Wife, Princess Selina, Starlight, the girl should be independent, magical and in a good mood.
Ariel Lin: A wonderful trip, the smell of bread.
He Jie: I hope.
Christine: One is like summer, and the other is like autumn. Leave.
Angela Zhang: The farthest place, the lost beauty.
Claire Kuo: Every day is different, and the next morning will come.
Stephanie: The first day, green light, backlight.
Meteor shower: Left wing, I want to fly.
There is an urgent need for two people to perform the program, the company's year-end party! Urgent! Double spring, it should be good. As for the script, you can find it online. I found one for you for your reference.
Double spring festival.
Author: Wang Xuefeng
A: (A takes the stage to speak first) Leaders, colleagues and friends, on the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you all a happy New Year, good health, happy family and all the best!
B: (B jumps out from the background, bows with fists in hand while walking, and laughs loudly) Happy New Year, everyone! Happy new year!
A: (A squints angrily at B) Alas. . . Whose child is this? Come here to make trouble!
B: Oh. My name is Huang, and today I will show you a double spring.
Wait, what did you say? You perform double reed for everyone?
Yes, what's the problem?
Do you know what a double reed is? Who is Shuanghuang's father? Who is Mommy with Double Springs? Hmm. . . .
B: (scratching his head and pretending to be confused) Well ... I really don't know. I want to ask you.
A: Listen, young man, let me explain to you what a "double reed" is: a double reed means that one person says and one person does it, and one has to "learn while talking". You got it? Who are its parents? Let me tell you-remember, his parents are four-ring Audi!
B: Why?
A: (Looking at Fan Wei's voice sideways, I wonder. We are all the same race, so the IQ is so different! Think about it, the double spring has only two rings, and Audi has four rings, not its father and mother, but yours!
Well, what a mess. Why don't we act quickly?
A: (looking up and down distrustfully) Are you all right?
B: I haven't performed yet. How do you know I can't? We can try!
Well, can we try it?
B: Wait a minute. . . I have to dress up first.
A: OK, you can dress up first. As the saying goes, the clothes make the man, the horse depends on the saddle, three points is the appearance, and seven points is the dress, and the dress is beautiful. Hum, hum, you watch.
B: (B puts on makeup, twists * * *, gesticulates with orchid fingers, walks onto the stage like a model and says) Do I look like a famous singer Song Zu Ying? (posing very feminine)
I don't think you look like Song Like Zuying.
B: Then I will. . . . .
A: Owl.
Fuck you, you are an owl! Let's start!
A: OK. Please see, he has to listen to me when he slaps, and he will do whatever I ask him to do. Don't believe it? I'll give you a chance.
B: (applause begins)
Xiao Huang, I am 23 years old and weigh over 330. There are mountains of food, meat and soup. I take a bite of meat, soup, meat, soup, meat. I ... ouch, I ate too much. I have a stomachache, toothache, leg pain, headache and foot pain. . . . It hurts.
B: (B stands up quickly and says angrily) What are you doing, trying to kill me!
A: (smiling) Don't be angry! I just want to see if you can act. It's official now.
B: Come on.
Everybody watch this and see what I can do to him. (whispering to the audience with a bad expression)
B: (applause begins)
A: Chang 'e in the sky-beauty, beauty, beauty!
I'm on the ground-handsome, handsome, handsome!
Look how beautiful she is and how handsome I am!
Handsome men and beautiful women, no one can compare!
The cold wind blows, the snowflakes float,
A big straw bag floated in. Big straw bag missed Chang 'e and had a high fever.
I am burning in the fog. I should fight.
A: I reached out my right hand and hit my left face. I reached out my left hand and hit me on the right face.
A: Put out your right hand and hit your left face. Hold out your left hand and hit your right face.
A: Hold out your right hand, hit your left face, and hold out your left hand. ...
B: (stands up angrily) Are you finished?
B: If I keep fighting, I'll become a pig's head.
A: Yes, yes. Let's do it again!
B: clap your hands and start.
A: "Look at the girl opposite, look, look. The performance here is wonderful. You don't want to pretend to ignore it. . . (Stop to continue) Alas. . I've been lovelorn again recently! Everyone says I'm not manly, and the more I look, the more I look like an old lady. What happened to the old lady? This shows that I am very individual and different, which fully proves a sentence: "Half men are women"! Hmm. . . . No appreciation level! Several MMs met me and said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from a close distance, Ceng Zhiwei from the left and Fan Wei from the right (the last one
Fan Wei's name can also be changed to the name of the unit leader to increase the interactive and funny atmosphere. . . . Bah! Just call me ugly! Isn't this hurting my beautiful, kind and young heart? I am a little ugly, but I am gentle! Hmm. . . (b is coquetry)
A: (pause) Hehe. . Excuse me! (B is shy) Today I came to attend the Spring Festival party of Anqing Middle School! There is also a main purpose. I heard there are many beautiful women in Anqing Middle School. Maybe one or two beautiful MM with appreciation level will fall in love with my "gentle" little man! {mm-hmm. . . (making a shy gesture) Don't look at others like that, they are embarrassed to say. Mm-hmm. . . . . (Like a woman, she kept twisting and whining until B stood up angrily and interrupted. )
Ok, ok, think about this beauty! Can we do something serious?
A: OK, OK, let's get down to business.
B: clap your hands and start.
Answer: Say Anqing and sing Anqing. Anqing Branch is well supported, the working environment is good, the staff welfare is good, the staff quality is good, the people-oriented strategy is good, the concept of harmonious development is good, the pursuit of Excellence is good, the civilized CCB policy is good, and the beautiful women are in good shape! (Last wink)
B: (looking back) Is it really that good?
A: Don't talk!
B: ok, ok, I won't talk about it. (Applause)
A: Take a good look at the leaders. Anqing Zhongzhi has a good leadership team, decent style, good political achievements, good pragmatic ability, good image of honesty and good approachable attitude! Just a little bad? (pause) If only a beautiful MM could marry me!
B: (looking back) You see you are daydreaming again. No matter how beautiful MM is, she won't marry you. Marry me if you want to!
Fuck you, go on, go on!
B: Clap your hands.
A: The Spring Festival is coming, and the golden pig is in trouble, so the work can't be chaotic. "The responsibility of the post is heavier than the mountain, and it is not easy to put it in place. Let's check together, do a standard class seriously, strictly abide by the rules and regulations, and the peak of the results will definitely climb, and will definitely climb! " Speaking of double spring, He Xinchun: I wish you all happiness every day, happy family, smooth work, good health, happy family, all the best, happy mood and always smile in the new year! Thank you (grotesque)! (Blows a kiss) {Why don't you give people a hand, huh? . . . The applause is not warm enough! Mm-hmm. . . Learn from the woman's constant coquetry until B stands up angrily and interrupts. )
B: (stands up and says) Are you finished?
A: (Laughter) I'm asking for a little applause for you!
B: Does anyone want applause like you? Endless.
Party A and Party B say (thank you) curtain call together!
There is an urgent need for six-person sketches on campus! There will be activities in the group! It takes six people to perform! Shoot a performance program suitable for college students! Waiting for hope >
First act
Venue: In a bright classroom, several rows of desks are arranged neatly, and there is a podium with chalk and an eraser on it.
Characters: Miro, Chen Luyan, Yu Qing, Su, teacher and some other students.
Time: There is a big white clock in front of the classroom, which clearly points to 1: 50.
It was an ordinary day, an ordinary afternoon, at least until now. Before the teacher arrived, the students were talking nonsense before class as usual.
Sue: Hey, you know what? I saw many ants yesterday!
Jeremy: Go, I thought you saw Jay Chou. I'm so excited!
Y: Yes, ants! There are many in the garden downstairs of our house. You want to see it, I'll give you a nest tomorrow.
Sue: No, no, I mean I see many ants on my computer desk. It's too dark for me to get rid of them.
Chen: Did you steal something good and forget to clean it up? Otherwise how can there be so many followers!
Y: That's right. You, if there is something delicious, would rather invite ants than invite us. No, you have to treat us to dinner after school! Yes, Luo! Turning to Milo, she finds herself staring blankly at the window instead of paying attention to herself, so she gives her nose a naughty twist. ) Are you listening to me? Who do you miss?
Jeremy: (pushes away) I'm thinking something strange.
Sue: What's this?
Jeremy: Recently, my right eyelid has been jumping. I feel as if something is going to happen, but I can't say it.
Sue: So something strange happened to you, too. How's it going? Now you believe me! I said I met a lot of strange things these two days. You can either call me a braggart or dismiss it. Now Milo has met, you should believe it! What does this mean? Great minds think alike!
Chen: Didn't you have a good rest these two days? I watched it a little late some time ago, and my eyelids will jump badly the next day. You'd better rest more!
Michelle Obama: Maybe, thanks! The teacher is coming, stop talking. (The teacher slowly steps onto the platform)
Old: in class
Everybody: Hello, teacher.
Old: Hello, classmate (sit down). Before class, I want to ask you a question. What is your understanding of life? Let's speak actively. (Hands up below) Hmm! Ok, Chen Luyan, let's talk about it.
Chen: Teacher, I think life is an objective entity. This entity still has a certain ideology. Only under the control of this ideology can we start all kinds of behaviors.
Lao: Well, it's good. Even philosophy is used. Actually! Many people have put forward their own understanding of life. Of course, we can't generally say whose understanding is correct and whose understanding is wrong. Because everyone has their own reasons, we should feel every feeling with our heart. Next, I'd like to invite a classmate to read Zhang Xiaofeng's "Fear of Life" for us, so that we can feel the realm of life in her mind. Hmm! (looking at the roster) Milo, ok, read it!
Fear of life, Zhang Xiaofeng. It was the longest afternoon in summer, by a lake in Indiana. At first, I sat reading casually, and suddenly I found some white fibers floating around the lake, like cotton, some floating on the grass and some floating into the lake. I didn't care too much at that time, but it was brought by the accidental wind. But ... (The building began to shake violently, and even the clock hanging on the wall fell. Everyone panicked, screamed and started to walk around, but after only a few seconds, it was gone, and suddenly it was dark. )
Act ii
Location: under the ruins of the classroom
Characters: Miro, Su, Chen Luyan, Yu Qing
Sue: (stands up) Where is this? Why is it so dark? My head hurts! (Touching his side, Chen hesitates)
Sue, Sue.
Michelle Obama: Hello? Is anyone still there?
Chen: Did you hear that? Sounds like Milo's voice
Sue: Where is it?
Michelle Obama: Hello? Is anyone still there?
Sue: Yes! Yes! Is that Milo?
Michelle: (excitedly) Yes, is that Sue? Who else are you with? What's the situation over there?
Sue: I have Chen Luyan with me. We're all fine. What about you?
Michelle Obama: I still have Qing Yu here, but she seems to be hurt. Her arm was covered with blood.
Chen: Did you dress her up?
Jeremy: I want to, but I don't know where her wound is. She has been in a coma until now!
Chen: Then tie her armpit tightly first to stop the bleeding.
Michelle Obama: OK (I put my handkerchief under my arm, and I seem to have a feeling because of the sharp pain)
Y: water ...
Michelle Obama: I feel it. She spoke.
Chen: What did she say?
Michelle Obama: Water, water, where is the water? Here it is. I found it.
Chen: Don't give him water.
Sue: What are you talking about? She will die if she doesn't drink water like this now.
Chen: It will kill you. People who have just lost too much blood are not allowed to drink water.
Y: water, water, I'm so thirsty! Give me water.
Jeremy: (sobbing slightly) Be patient. I'll treat you to juice and coke after going out. Hold on.
Y: I can't. My body seems to have melted.
Jeremy: No, no, don't say that. I can feel that we can definitely get out. Don't you have a lot of delicious food? We are going to have dinner together!
Y: No ... I'm ... sorry ... it's ... it's unlucky.
Michelle Obama: Yes, believe me, you always say you are a lucky star! How can Fuxing die!
Jade: Fu … Fu Xing will have … bad luck, Milo, where are you? I am so cold.
Michelle Obama: I am here, I am here.
Y: Milo, I really can't. (Hands slightly raised) I ... Grandpa came to pick me up. He ... he asked me to ... go to a good ... good place. (Hands down)
Man: (sad) Yu Qing! Qing Yu! (Crying) Jade Qing!
Sue: Don't cry. We are already in danger, and we are not qualified to mention other people's sadness.
Jeremy: (wiping tears) No, we will definitely go out. I still have water here, and we will definitely have a chance to go out. Besides, jade Qing has gone, and I don't want to lose any of us. Do not give up hope.
Sue: In normal times, I'm afraid I would jump with excitement, but now that you say so, I only feel more sad after listening to it. (want to cry)
Everyone stopped talking and started a long wait.
Act iii
Location: under the ruins of the classroom
Characters: Miro, Chen Luyan, and Su (the characters are gaunt and messy) ambulance personnel.
The long wait is painful, especially under the double troubles of darkness and hunger. They didn't sleep for three whole days, and everyone was waiting, but this kind of waiting seemed to be in vain, because no one had found them for three days.
Sue: I'm dying. I'm really falling apart. It's been three days, let alone people. Even my electronic watch is going on strike.
Chen: Yes! It's been three days. Why hasn't anyone come yet? Aftershocks, large and small, have made this wall begin to tilt. At this rate, even if we can recruit people, I'm afraid this wall can't get through.
Michelle Obama: Wait a minute. We have survived for three days. How can you give up at this time? Do not give up. Believe me, my feelings will always be accurate, and someone will come to save us soon.
Sue: I hope so too. I don't want to die in this place I’m going home. I promise I won't do anything bad again. I will study hard and honor my parents.
Jeremy: I miss home, too. I miss my parents, brothers and sisters, friends, classmates and Yu … (I want to say Qing Yu, but I suddenly remembered something and stopped)
Chen: Everyone is having a hard time now! Cheer up, we have to get out! Don't you have a lot of people to see?
Sue: Yes. (Tick-tock, the electronic watch reminds me again) The fourth day has passed, and another day has passed! How long do we have to wait? How long can I last?
Jeremy: You all have to hold on. Don't worry. At this time, there was another very strong aftershock, and the wall finally fell down. Sue just rang and nothing happened, but Chen Luyan's body was seriously injured. )
Michelle Obama: Chen Luyan, Chen Luyan, how are you?
Chen: I'm fine. I just scraped my skin.
Michelle: How about Sue? How is he? Why doesn't he talk?
Chen: He is a little tired and doesn't want to talk. You don't have to ask
Michelle Obama: Are you really okay? Why do I have a hard time listening to you?
Chen: Nothing, why should I be! You still don't believe me!
Michelle Obama: Good. If you leave again at this time, I really don't know how to stick to it.
Chen: You must insist. I thought you said not to give up hope.
Michelle Obama: Yes! Hold on to hope. We must all hold on to hope.
Chen: Hmm! Hold on to hope. (deep voice)
Just as they were about to give up hope, there came the sound of drilling holes with electric drills and some faint shouts.
Is there anyone down there?
Michelle Obama: Listen, Chen Luyan, someone is coming.
A: There are people here. Come and help!
Jeremy: Chen Luyan, we are saved, Chen Luyan, Chen Luyan. The other party didn't answer, and then the familiar tick of the electronic watch rang again.
A program performed by one person and a group of people is funny and youthful! Urgent! In the elevator, I asked the uncle standing in front: "Did uncle eat?" Uncle smiled and said, "I ate." "What did you eat?" "I just licked two steamed buns." I smiled and nodded: "Uncle should pay attention to the nutritional balance of ammonia. Turn around and ask the buddy around you: "What about you, big brother?" That buddy gave me a look: "scrambled eggs with leeks, what's the matter?" I looked at him: "Did you just fart? " .
Kneeling for a program suitable for middle school students' cultural festival performance, we can learn about the dances of all ethnic groups in China first. This program can show you how rich China's national languages are. I think this is a good program.
Recommend a program suitable for four people, one of whom is good at playing guitar. If you don't mind, you can play in groups of four, and the others sing or dance.