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Who has tianhao's sketch interview lines?
Hao: What ... I'm interviewing in the office! Oh! Is that the office on the left or the right? Oh! This office on the right! Ok ... ok ... thank you! Thank you. ouch It is so difficult to find a job now that no one knows it. You really don't know me. I'm not easy. I went to many supermarkets the other day and failed. I wonder how the interview went today. I'm going to see the manager soon. I am so nervous! Office! Office! This is it!

DZ: yeah ~ yeah ~ I'm busy! What is this? Say it quickly! What! ! ! We caught a thief in the supermarket. Alas, this thief is so crazy that he dares to steal from our supermarket. Where is the thief now? Office! The left one or the right one! The one on the right. Oh dear, oh dear! Okay, okay ... I'll take care of it. That's ridiculous. This is the room on the right.

DZ: That's you!

Hao: That's me! Uh, no, you ... yes.

DZ: I'm the manager here!

Hao: Oh dear! Hello, manager!

What are you doing?

Hao: Not the manager. They said that only you can decide whether I stay or not.

DZ: Hehe! Oh, you are very wise!

Hao: Oh! Have a cigarette, manager.

DZ: Come on. Back to ...

Hao: This store manager looks very powerful.

Stand Up! ! ! You stand still. Who told you to sit? Don't you know who you are?

Hao: I know! Does this store manager have ADHD? This man.

What are you whispering about there? Then you!

Hao: Nothing ... Nothing.

You said ... come here. Oh, dear! This boy is very strong!

Hao: You can only work if you are in good health!

I know where you are going this time!

Hao: I'm not running ... I'm not running! How can I run!

Oh, you … tell me about you! You are so old, it is not good for you to do something. Why are you doing this?

Hao: No way, manager! It's not the manager, it's you (listen to me).

DZ: I can't help you … you can do it, right?

Hao: Manager, let me explain it to you.

DZ: You ... You back off.

Hao: Actually, the manager is not easy for me either. You don't know, the other day, I and some fellow villagers friends …

DZ: partner. All you have to do is say partner, and it's over What hometown are you from?

Hao: The manager's speech is really humorous.

I am here to laugh with you! You have to say partner. Say!

Hao: A few days ago, some of my associates and I talked so awkwardly.

DZ: Not awkward, not awkward at all. Calm down and talk about what you and your partner have done.

Hao: My fellow villagers and I are partners.

Tell me ... what did the partner do!

Hao: I went to many supermarkets without success. So today I will boldly come to you to have a try.

DZ: This is crazy. All right, all right, come on! Take your time! Make a record first and tell me what I asked you and what you answered!

Hao: Hmm! I must say yes!

Say it! I have been in this business for several years.

Hao: Five years!

DZ: five years!

Hao: Hmm.

Boy, you are very experienced!

Hao: Oh dear! Never experienced it, even experienced many battles!

I can't even talk about you. You've been through a lot of battles. Generally speaking, where have you usually worked!

Hao: Oh! That … that's like I've been to many places, and you're like this …

Stop ... one by one.

Hao: Oh! Like what restaurants, bars, baths, KTV, game halls, public security bureau.

DZ: ah! ! !

Hao: No ... No, it's the kindergarten next door.

DZ: ouch! You won't even let the children go!

Hao: But then I gave up all these places.

DZ: Why did you resign?

Hao: You don't know! The boss can't make money if he keeps an eye on it too closely.

DZ: oh! Can't make money.

Hao: Then I worked in a supermarket for three years.

DZ: You ... you said you worked in the supermarket for three years at once! ! !

Hao: Ah! What ... what happened? I only worked for three years.

No ... Go on.

Hao: No … I only worked in the supermarket for three years! Manager, I'm telling you, you don't know that there are more than 20 people like me in that supermarket. The competition is too fierce!

DZ: ouch!

Hao: I quit later!

DZ: Ah, why quit!

Hao: I resigned because the competition was too fierce! But I just came to your shop to have a try, I think.

DZ: Not … so many people in your … store, can you still make money?

Hao: It just went out of business. We'll talk later!

DZ: oh! You came to see me when the supermarket closed, didn't you?

Hao: No, look, I have to eat, manager!

DZ: ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hao: Is this manager crazy? This manager!

DZ: Come on, come on … I'm calm!

Hao: Hmm.

DZ: Let's continue. Say! What's your last name?

Hao: My last name is Hao.

What's your last name?

Hao: My last name is Hao!

DZ: How can a person like you have a good last name?

Hao: My father's surname is Hao!

DZ: Ah … Hehe. What's your name, Hao?

Hao: I agree.

DZ: you ... you. No ... What did you say your name was?

Hao: Hao succeeded.

DZ: ouch! What a nice name!

Hao: My father said I would be lucky to have this name!

DZ: Don't talk nonsense with me there! Don't be cheeky. Tell me your home address.

Hao: Oh! Manager, you should know my personal situation!

I must master you.

Hao: This is too simple, this is too simple! That! This is my resume, ha! Resume.

DZ: it's not … this … how dare you bring your resume out of this business?

Hao: No … you don't need a resume for the job you are doing now!

DZ: ouch! I can't see through you

Hao: Look at this and you will understand me!

You stand still! Stop! Alas! Read your article. You also participated in the national junior weightlifting competition in high school.

Hao: Hmm!

You said you were not a very nice person!

Hao: Oh dear! Heroes don't mention bravery! I tell you, manager, I'm not bad now! I tell you, I am strong. Let me tell you something! I will get rid of all these things in your room in five minutes. Let me show you this table first.

You think I'm an idiot!

Hao: I dare not.

Do you think I'm kidding you?

Hao: No!

Come on, try to move it!

Hao: Oh!

Who told you to move? Who told you to move?

Hao: Isn't that what you asked me to try? Say try moving!

DZ: ouch! Don't you ... do you understand that nonsense? Ah! I've never met anyone like you. Tell me about your big man. You said you didn't lack arms or legs. Why do you want to do this job just looking for a job?

Hao: Because this is a dream of mine.

No … only people like you still have dreams!

Hao: Oh! Actually, my dream is very simple!

What a dream!

Hao: My dream is to open my own supermarket in your supermarket through my hands.

DZ: You are poor and crazy! Are you poor and crazy? I'm telling you, I got all your information, you know! For your honest account today, you may have gone astray. You didn't take anything today, did you?

Hao: Ah! Look, manager, I came in a hurry and didn't bring you any local products. Have a cigarette!

DZ: I don't smoke. I told you not to do this again! Get out of my face. Go ... go ... go

Hao: If you are not the manager, just give me a chance! I will try my best.

DZ: ouch! Oh, my God! Don't you dare show your talent here, I think you are asking for trouble! I don't care what you look like, you look like a fool, you don't look like a ghost, you don't look like a ghost, you don't look like a thief, you look like a dog, and you look like a social scum.

Hao: Stop it!

DZ: ouch!

Hao: You can not let me work here, but you can't insult my personality.

DZ: yo! People like you still have personality. Not for the time being, and I can't leave if I want to.

Hao: Let me work here. I don't want to quit

DZ: Let's go!

Hao: What the hell are you?

DZ: something is wrong!

Hao: Cut! Hey, Xiao Wang, tell our partner, er, not tell our fellow villagers not to come to this supermarket. The owner of this supermarket is crazy!

Are you going or not?

Hao: You all heard it! Tell them to take their things and let's go to the supermarket next door!

DZ: ah! Oh, dear! This is also a theft gang! Hello 1 10! I found a theft gang in our supermarket now! Come here quickly! Don't move.