Harmonious campus civilization
Good evening, audience.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you find that our campus is becoming more and more harmonious and civilized now?
B: Yes! Creating a harmonious and civilized campus has brought us many benefits.
A: I know! The road is getting wider and wider.
B: Come on, come on, make it clear. What is this?
Answer: Use your IQ to think about how to "tell me all the passwords of IP, IQ and IC" like Fan Wei. Your brain has two parts, one on the left and the other on the right. The right has nothing, and the left has nothing.
What are you showing off? make it clear
A: Isn't this creating a harmonious campus? Everyone is busy improving their quality and ability!
B: Yes!
A: The reading room and library are crowded with people. Others are crowded, others oppress, others lag behind and others pile up.
B: Oh! Renrenbing
A: Almost. Anyway, your toes touch the heel of the person in front, and the shoulders of the people on both sides are the big arms and the small arms, and the small arms are closed.
B: Stop! Stop, stop, stop. I feel like selling slaves. At least this is a vegetable market!
a； What words! Does anyone take a book to the vegetable market to buy food? Are there any slaves who are undergraduates?
B: No.
A: Is there anyone who goes shopping without making noise? Are there any slaves who don't resist?
b； Don't! If there is, it is also dumb.
a； That's right. The reading room is crowded with people, but strangely, the road is not wide.
b； This has created a civilized and harmonious campus with more and more study rooms.
a； Yes, I used to love shopping and watching movies, but now I love classes.
b； Where is it? People call it that men and women study together and are not tired! People have to go to the postgraduate entrance examination!
Really? Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? Do you think the postgraduate entrance examination is easy? Now I finally know why the buffalo is here.
Flying in the sky, so she is blowing on the ground!
Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Who is blowing?
A: Forget it. I won't argue with you. Tell me, are we dealing with that type?
Of course, girls in love are radiant all day.
A: Look, I am so young and lovely when I am not in love. This is called natural beauty (mom and dad can't help it)
B: You stink! ! ! People learn by themselves until 10: 30 every day and recite many words.
A: Wow, so energetic! Then I want to fall in love, too I'll let him do aerobics with me. One, two, three ... My slogan is to lose weight. ...
B: Come on! Participate in everything!
What, you wronged a good man!
B: Remember! What we want is a harmonious campus.
Do you think I am not harmonious?
A civilized campus.
Do you think I can swear?
Lovely campus
Am I not cute enough?
B: Come on, I really admire you. In order to express my feelings, I decided to say it with a song!
A: Audience friends! Let's have more applause later!
What if the little girl has a thin face and cries without applause? Come on, clap!
I don't care what others do to create a civilized and harmonious campus, as long as you insist on doing so.
I believe that civilization and harmony will always accompany me. I know that everything is not easy, and my heart has always firmly believed in myself.
May we work together, we all need courage to face all kinds of resistance, and I can firmly create short-term ideas.
Harmonious campus, create a civilized campus
A: Not bad, it seems that there are two brushes! 、
B: Of course.
A: Copy guy, I just bought it today and it doesn't work yet! (Laughter)
B: Damn it! What does it look like? Awesome! See what she can do! ! ! ! !
Look at this. (Take out the bamboo board)
B: Just two bamboos! What are you proud of?
A: No! It's two bamboos and a red rope! Hmm. How interesting
Come on, you'd better get started The people's audience is very anxious.
A: Say it one by one. Shall we talk about it today? Well, shall I say something today?
B: It looks like a fake. I look at you. Go down if you can't speak. Don't be ashamed here!
What are you doing? Look at people through the door, look down on them! We are 40 horizontally and 60 vertically, which is 2400!
Oh, you're right. Stop dawdling, we are all waiting!
A: Well, I'll say that building a harmonious campus means that everyone has a good life. The road is widened, and the reading room goes to buy food.
B: What? Who went there to buy food?
Answer: Go to the reading room to study, learn astronomy to see the stars, and learn geography to see the earth.
B: A man that big has seen everything.
If you interrupt me again, I will slap you in the face!
B: Come on, go ahead, I'm listening (we all are, haha).
A: Well, let me tell you slowly. Our normal college has taken on a new look and a new atmosphere! The spring breeze in March blows all over the floor.
Busy inside and outside the college, alas! In order to enhance our legal awareness and create a civilized campus, the college held the activity of "abiding by discipline and law, creating a harmonious campus and theme education month"
Yes, it is! This statement is true!
A: After the mobilization meeting, ah, well, well, all departments and subjects are busy. Engaged in writing papers, giving speeches and broadcasting programs on TV.
Primary school publicity, hey, many activities, still cost her a lot of money, where to find these expenses, hey, where to find them?
Where can I find it?
A: Get sponsored!
B: You are the initiator of the relationship and another liar.
A: Yes, what's wrong with sponsorship? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to everyone! I am * * * *
B: Do you want to get sponsorship now?
A: Don't play with me, I'm not finished yet! "Come with me. Go get sponsorship, the dream has awakened, and I'm not afraid anymore. All this is just to get sponsorship. Please give some sponsorship quickly. "
B: Stop, stop, stop. Why sponsor now? Let me ask you: Do you have any other activities?
Tell us all to see! "
A: Yes, listen carefully. Fun football match, men and women mixed together (competing on the same stage)
There is only one rule in this game.
Which one?
A: When girls play football, boys are not allowed to grab it, otherwise it will be a foul!
Yo, that's a good rule! High, really high!
A: Let's play together! Who is strong and who is weak is not necessarily.
B: Yes! Who is strong and who is weak, that is not necessarily!
A: There were many good things in March. The young people of Huai Normal University are out of the pot, and the cover character Ye Zhanao has a way to set up a poetry club.
Sun Meili, a shy girl, won the prize in the spotlight, and hundreds of societies opened together, just like a wonderful flower in the water.
B: It's beautiful, beautiful and handsome ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A: I believe our campus will be more harmonious and civilized under the leadership of the Party Committee of our college.
Attention, passengers: Train 4 15 bound for Huaiyin Teachers College.
We are leaving soon, please come and buy tickets quickly. Come on, come on, let's hurry to buy tickets. I refuse to bargain here.
Two yuan a piece, neither expensive nor expensive. Come and buy it. After this village, there are no shops.
Come on, give me the money. I will give you a 20% discount. Is it cheaper? Ha ha ha ha! (secretly)
A: What? I wonder, why didn't anyone come to buy tickets?
B: 100，200，~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A: Huh? How does she make my money? Hey, don't run, bring me the money! ! ! !
B: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A: Don't run, it's not the curtain call yet!
Green phone
[Background: A publicity platform is set up on the stage, and there is a trash can in the corner of the stage. The director of the Youth Federation is preparing on the publicity platform, and several members of the audience are handing out leaflets. The T-shirts and red hats of the Youth Federation of Chongqing Institute of Technology are particularly conspicuous. There is music on the stereo on the publicity platform, and pedestrians come and go, making busy sounds in ventriloquism. The music faded away. 〕
Member: (handing out leaflets) It is everyone's responsibility to protect the environment. Please care about the environment and care for our home. Please join the environmental protection! (Pedestrian: Some people received the leaflets, while others ignored them. Some people get flyers and throw them on the ground at a glance. )
President: (clearing his throat) Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility! I hope everyone can actively join the team of environmental protection, so that our global village can regain its vitality and return to the green past! Please come to our environmental protection activities! (Go down to hand out leaflets, get ready to read the manuscript, and the actors go to the publicity desk to get ready.) This article is transferred from: www.coffbar.com's sketch script, resume cover, free movie.
Member: (Together) Please come to our environmental protection activities!
[Passers-by, some people stop to watch, and some people are still in a hurry. An old lady walks slowly]
Member 1: (Go forward enthusiastically) Grandma, please come to our activities. This is our leaflet. (distributing leaflets)
Grandma: (takes the leaflet, looks at it, then looks at it backwards, embarrassed to say) Sorry, classmate, I can't read. (Return list to member 1)
Member 1: Nothing. Look, our publicity campaign has already started. You can watch our publicity activities nearby.
Grandma: OK, OK. (member 1 took a stool from one side and handed it to grandma, took her to one side and sat down)
On the publicity stage, the actors are in place, the president narrates, the lights hit the president, and most passers-by stopped to watch.
President: Water is the source of life and necessary for survival. It can even become the driving force of a powerful country. Look at the long Yangtze River water, rolling in Huang Helang, which has aroused the lofty aspirations of many patriots; Look at Guilin's landscapes in the world, such as Jiuzhaigou and Xanadu, many tourists have been lingering; See how many people feel the surging charm in the vast sea. ...
[The performance begins. Soft lights hit the stage, and dancers used modern dance to show the beautiful scenery of lakes and mountains, highlighting the clear water and green mountains. Sing with music or chorus]
President: But we are losing, losing those beautiful and moving pictures [the lights are beginning to dim, the dance shows the pain of trees when the environment is polluted, and the water is no longer clear and turbid. Music is also full of sadness] The water in the Yangtze River is getting better than that in the Yellow River. Every cubic meter of Yellow River water contains nearly 50% sand. Guilin's landscape and charming Jiuzhaigou are dotted with rubbish left by tourists. The sea is no longer blue, the beach is no longer soft, and the beauty of Mother Earth is destroyed in the hands of her children. When the music stops, the performance stops. The actors began to slowly step down to prepare for the next performance. Passers-by saw the end of the performance and dispersed, threw away a paper towel, put the finished water bottle on the side of the road, and the light returned to the president. ) human selfishness deprives the earth of its beauty, but it can't be abandoned like something it no longer likes, so it has to stay. While accusing others of destroying the ecological environment, they often forget that they are also polluting the environment. Let's take a look at the self-report of chopsticks. This article is transferred from: www.coffbar.com's sketch script, resume cover, free movie.
[The spotlight returns to the publicity stage, and the performer of disposable chopsticks takes the stage, and two members help perform]
Chopsticks: Hello, everyone, I am a disposable chopstick. Actually, I don't need to say it. Just look at my figure. I was born in a big and dense forest. Member 2 showed a picture of a forest on the stage, and the trees in the picture were glued on. Originally, my name was "Defender of the Sand". At that time, I was tall and strong. Later, member 3 removed all the trees in the picture, leaving only a piece of sand in the picture. Member 2] My brothers and I were cut down and sent to a factory. I was sawed into a piece of wood, then I was turned into a piece of wood, and finally I changed from a big tree to a pair of disposable chopsticks. I will go abroad to Japan tomorrow. Today is my last speech in China. Thanks for your support.
President: Our forest area is decreasing every year. Although our country is planting a lot of trees every year and implementing the measures of "returning farmland to forests", illegal loggers are still cutting down trees unscrupulously, and even destroying forests and burning mountains unscrupulously. Japanese imports disposable wooden chopsticks from China every year, but there is no shortage of dense forests and excellent tree species in that country. A large number of soil erosion, year after year sandstorm attacks, is the revenge of nature, is the lightest protest of Mother Earth. If we still go our own way and have no regrets, what awaits us will be the most severe punishment! Come on, let's take action, join the ranks of environmentalists, restore the beautiful face of Mother Earth, protect the environment, protect the ecological balance, and stop destroying the environment and our homeland!
Members, actors and some passers-by applauded below, and then the performer went to the publicity platform to thank everyone.
President: Today's publicity activities have ended. Thank you for your participation.
Passers-by gradually dispersed, and a passer-by pretended not to know what was dirty on his hand, wiped it with a leaflet and threw it on the ground. The stage is full of waste paper and empty mineral water bottles. The members all got together and talked around the president. 〕
Member 1: President, today's activity is very successful.
PRESIDENT: Yes, not bad.
Member 2: Of course, we haven't slept well for this activity for more than a week, and now we have successfully completed the task assigned by the school.
Member 3: Yes, we almost forgot to eat and sleep in order to arrange the program. We ran to the library after class for a week in a row, desperately looking for information. I have never been so active in running to the library. (Stretching) I can finally have a good sleep today.
PRESIDENT: Everyone has worked hard. Let's pack up early and go back to rest!
Member: (Together) Good! (quick action)
Everyone packed up their performances and continued to talk and laugh, leaving a coat to hang on the stage. At this time, the light hit the old woman]
Passers-by still come and go. Grandma stood up slowly, looked at the scraps of paper on the ground, sighed, walked trembling to the road and picked up a plastic bag. At this moment, the music began. Grandma bent down and slowly picked up the scraps of paper on the ground and put them in her bag. Passers-by wearing different clothes hurried by, and no one paid special attention to the behavior of the old man. Static and dynamic contrast. 〕
President: (running back to the stage and talking to the people behind him) I forgot my coat. Wait for me! I took my coat and brushed my grandma. I was about to leave when I suddenly stopped. I looked back at my grandmother and looked at the scraps of paper all over the floor. After a while, he hung his coat on his shoulder and picked up the paper. )
Member 2: (running over) Chairman, why are you so slow? I froze when I saw the scene in front of me. The rest of the members and actors also ran over and froze. Then slowly spread out to pick up the garbage on the ground)
Passers-by stopped when they saw this scene. A passer-by was about to throw away waste paper. Seeing this, he just raised his hand and took it back. He went to the trash can, threw the garbage in, and then stopped to look at them. Slowly, some passers-by began to help. At this moment, the music began. 〕
There are slides on the stage, and the beautiful scenery reappears with the music. Everyone looks at the slides with infinite expectation. 〕
[The curtain falls slowly with the music]
Characters in the play:
Grandma-a kind old man, although illiterate, pointed out the significance of environmental protection in the play.
President-with leadership temperament, standard Mandarin and rich expression.
Chopsticks-body language is rich, so it is best to interpret the dialogue in a special tone.
Members-there are three, two men and one woman.
Passers-by-at least 6 people are needed, representing different occupations. It can be migrant workers, bosses, white-collar workers, ordinary office workers, delivery, shopping, students and so on.
Special actor:
Dancer-the expression of dance form in water propaganda.
A ventriloquist-making a noisy and busy scene in the street.
Vocal singer-Accompany or sing in some scenes.