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Humorous personal profile
Reading too many well-behaved resumes may make everyone feel aesthetic fatigue. The following is a humorous personal profile I provided, I hope you like it.

Humor profile (1)

Name: On the Internet, I usually swear that no one believes this is my real name, but it is my real name! There is no justice! Nickname: plum, (a maddening name, especially with a "small" in front, which reminds me of some characters in the ancient court! But the ridiculous thing is that they all like to call it that! I really want to kill the first one! ! ) English name: Imp (For a patriotic person like me who failed English, he also has an English name. What a fool! ! ) age: confidential! ! Height: the number of shoes worn is 160cm, and the number of shoes taken off is 163cm. Unfortunately, my weight in junior high school is 165cm: I was greatly stimulated when I measured it two years ago, and I haven't measured it since! Personality: they say it is dual, combining ultra-childish and deep talent! I am an earthworm? Advantages: too much. Someone threw up, ha. But I'm used to it! ) Disadvantages: Did I? If so, why do I have so many advantages? Idiom: Really? (Translated into human language: Really? Don't make me savage! (But I usually remain savage) I despise you! (No special meaning, contempt is contempt) HOHO (laughter. This kind of laughter can clear the scene in crowded places. Action: Draw ten frames on your chest, and then put your hands together. Say: Amitabha! Amen! I've been beaten n times for this action! Why? Depressed! When you are scolded, your ears are pricked up with your hands, and the frequency is extremely high! Do you think I want to? Dad's years of training! Motto: refresh every day! (sorry! Hehe) Recently: Take good care of the people you love! But I love myself! ! Oh!

Humor profile (2)

Age: This is a personal problem.

Height: Does this have anything to do with work?

Weight: it changes at any time, and it is different before and after meals.

Place of residence: It is a special place and the stage of my life.

Telephone: Ericsson mobile phone.

E-mail: only for beautiful and rich girls.

Working hours: The shorter the better.

Job application: find a job that can be surrounded by beautiful women without doing any practical work.

Education: graduated from a university you can't find.

Language ability: Talking about mountains is a specialty.

Interest: sleeping in the dark.

Birthday: the seventh day of the first month.

Experience: Dance Academy.

Previous post: senior or junior is an experience.

Married and unmarried: I want to find a beautiful and rich girl and hope to find one in your company.

Future expectations: only responsible for the podium speech, I hope to retire as soon as possible.

Hope treatment: just take more actual workload.

Humor profile (3)

Name: taken by parents.

Age: Not young!

Height: Very tall.

Weight: medium.

Place of residence: home.

Telephone: It's my treat.

E-mail: My friend applied for it for me.

Working hours: 8 hours.

Application position: one.

Education: If you graduate, you will have a high school education.

Language ability: Yes.

Interests: A lot.

Birthday: Not yet!

Experience: I fell when I first came!

I was a picket in primary school!

Married and unmarried: parents are married.

Future expectation: find another good job.

Hope treatment: I hope everyone loves me.