Hello!
This is the third time that I have submitted my resume to your company. Thank you for finally reading my resume in the sea of Wang Yang. It should be noted that there are too many people applying for jobs now. I'm afraid you accidentally threw my resume into the wastebasket with other fools because you were too busy. Therefore, I posted a striking picture on the envelope. According to my experience, 80% people will notice and open it quickly, but! But don't be angry, I have absolutely no other meaning, really not! I just want to find a job, please read my information patiently.
However, I have to make it clear that my application letter is not printed by computer, so I am really helpless. It's not that I don't understand computers. Look, we have one at home! However, I accidentally broke it yesterday. Well, it's annoying to say. (Take a moment of your time. Anyway, you read my information, which is not bad for the time being. Please comment. Is the website in this computer harmful?
I have been unemployed for almost half a year and eat instant noodles every day. I want to know why I'm not too bad. Why did I find so many houses? Either I lost my job or I haven't heard from you since the interview. What happened? Later, I looked it up online, alas! What's wrong with this job application? Leftovers? Ezekiel? Pour? Sword ∧ crouching? How about the fairy perch? Iridium? What's the point of annoying the nucleus? What happened to chrysanthemum? What's wrong with the liver? Hey? What's the matter with you? Hey? What? ⑾ Is it worth it? What's the matter with you? Especially radon? Do it! Baked? ┗ ┗ μ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗. Paper? ッッ Gan Bao? "The pits and gullies are exhausted, and the chlorine in the south autumn is also blown." ? Vinegar? ゲ Huai Xianlan? What happened to stupid rice? BR & gt
Just a few days later, an interview notice from a company arrived. I tidied up and went to the appointment on time. I saw that all the candidates in front seemed to come out dejectedly, and I thought, "These idiots, look at me!" " "It's my turn. I walked in with dignity and searched the floor quickly. Hmm? Why is there nothing on the carpet except a few watermarks? But I still keep calm. I don't think this company will use this test method. Forget it. But in a flash, I suddenly saw a piece of paper under my recruiter's desk. It suddenly dawned on me that it was the employer who also read the online articles, which increased the difficulty of the exam and put the paper under the table. Those idiots in front, hum, look, how carefully I observe, it's my turn to go to work. I hurried forward, bent down to pick up the paper and read it backwards. It says, "Dear, my baby, you've been ..." How I miss you! Last time ... "? ! This isn't "welcome ..." Before I knew it, I had been kicked out. Well, it's really my fault. Tell me, why should I read the letter from the hostess? However, this website is too unlucky. ...
Forget it, it's nothing. Later, I went home and watched it online. It is said on the Internet that college students now use their own photo albums to apply for jobs, and the result is a great success. Oh! It turns out that the application of courage has risen to this level now. I said, why didn't I get an answer to my application letter? Look, my dry words, what can I do here, what can I do there, what can I bear hardships and stand hard work ... how can I be so energetic with an album? But what is this photo album? I still don't fully know. Is it nude? Later, I asked Xiao Liu, a fan downstairs, and he told me in detail before I understood. I think I am old here, and I am still a man. This photo album? Alas, who cares? In order to find a job, I spent more than 1000 yuan (how many packets of instant noodles are needed) to take a hazy photo of my personal wedding dress in the studio. Although it doesn't look like it after washing, it is very imposing, absolutely handsome and leading, but my swimsuit photo is too deformed. I can't help it How can I eat instant noodles every day? Then I thought of a way to combine Schwarzenegger's photo with mine on the computer. It's really good! I am excited to send it everywhere, and guess what, there is no reply at work!
However, I would also like to mention that your company is too strict in recruiting personnel. Although it is a big company, there is no need to do so! Those who measure their character in exams, I know, you can do something fancy with your boss's money, but you also pity me for eating instant noodles. The man in our hospital has no emotional intelligence at all, because he knows the people inside you and went in without taking any photos. I've asked everyone, and I haven't found a relationship yet. Alas, there are still many people like me! Why don't I make friends with you, you recruit me, and I help you. Forget it, forget it. I won't take up your time. Please read my information carefully. Give me a chance.
I wish you good health.
Attachment: personal data of XXXX for several years and x months.