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"Pinch the pulse to catch rape"
In the traditional culture of China,

Folk stories occupy a great position. In many stories,

We not only feel the joy of listening to stories.

Feel more about traditional culture. Here, I have compiled a folk story of "pinching the pulse to catch rape". Please follow my footsteps to see "Pinch the Pulse and Catch the Rape".

Chen Peng, a generation of "famous doctors" in Anhua County, is a once-in-a-century famous doctor. It is no exaggeration to say that he is a generation of famous doctors. In Anhua, a mountainous county with a population of more than one million, the technology is "harder" than him, and it is really impossible to find a second one.

Patients respect him as a "famous doctor", not because he has any real tricks in treating patients. To tell the truth, he has not obtained the medical license issued by the health licensing department. Although the health department has not approved it, if a person is destined to be famous, it can't be blocked by door panels.

Chen Peng is proficient in questioning methods, and he has a good pulse. He often boasts to others that he is a "pulse god"; His master also publicly publicized to his neighbors, admitting that Chen Peng really got the biography of the mantle, and the technique of pulse diagnosis was already perfect in shine on you is better than blue. Although we haven't seen much achievements in saving lives, his skills have finally been recognized by the villagers. The patients who come to see a doctor can be described as "an endless stream". When it comes to medical income, a small township hospital is not as good as a private clinic in Chen Peng. Many patients who believe him come from far away, and quite a few people go to Chen Peng Hospital because of poor curative effect after living in a big hospital for a period of time. His luck is really quite good. He has been practicing medicine for more than 30 years and has hardly had any problems. What people can't understand most is that he doesn't know what kind of luck he has brought. Several patients who were sentenced to death in the provincial hospital were accidentally cured by ties when they arrived at him.

In his home, there are many plaques, such as "Hua Tuo reincarnated, Bian Que reborn". Even if those ignorant villagers worship him, I absolutely don't trust him. If a village doctor who doesn't even know a few words about the size of a shoulder pole insists on saying that he really has any real skills, I can only suspect that it's only because his luck is better than the average person.

The "famous doctor" is really famous not because of his medical skills, but in the final analysis. That was decades ago. If we want to say why Chen Peng is so famous, we have to thank his wife, Wang Lei, who gave Chen Peng the opportunity to be so famous.

In the early 1980s, Chen's wife, Wang Lei, followed Chen Peng when she was just 19 years old. Wang Lei, a girl, is better than Hua Jieyu, more fragrant than jade, and her voice is like a lark coming out of the valley. We have reason to believe that there must be many people pursuing Chloe Wang. Chen Peng became a lucky dog for no reason. Why did Chloe Wang choose to follow Chen Peng without hesitation? Villagers speculate that there are two reasons: first, Chen's father is a party branch secretary, and being married to the Chen family is respected; Second, Chen Peng is skilled in medicine, flexible and eloquent, and can earn money. Her eyes are really accurate, and the return on emotional investment is not bad. No, but twenty years later, Chen's property now is millions of deposits, and there are villas and luxury cars. Who doesn't envy?

In the 1980s, Chen Peng had no advantage. He is just a barefoot doctor in the village, carrying a small box and running around with his master all day. At that time, the medical conditions were very poor, and there were few barefoot doctors in people's communes. Both the East Village and the West Village need people who can give injections. Therefore, Chen Peng has little time at home.

As the saying goes, young people's * * * old partners, young couples play together is * * *, playing with tenderness, playing with the heartbeat, often not together * * * *, lack of necessary emotional communication is very easy to go wrong. After a long separation, Chloe Wang's romantic nature was exposed.

Wang Lei's family once had a lover. When she was a girl, they had a close relationship. Chloe Wang, who doesn't like dragging his feet, is very decisive. After she got married, she resolutely waved her sword and broke the relationship. Now things have changed. In order to earn money, her husband is often away from home. Lonely, she naturally ran to find her family. Her lover is a very clever person. Seeing that Wang Lei always ran to her parents' house, and Chen Peng didn't accompany her every time, she guessed that they must be in a bad mood, and thought it was an opportunity, so she had the cheek to hook up.

Two people already have feelings, so that an empty heart, a boring person, quickly reconnected to the fire. As she is often away from home, her bold lover sometimes visits the Chen family.

Chen Peng is also a very clever man. With a man's unique sixth sense, he guessed in his heart that his wife might be cheating. As a person with only junior high school education, Chen Peng naturally has his outstanding strengths. His advantages are calmness and reason. He likes playing with his brain and watching the Three Kingdoms. Among the figures in the Three Kingdoms, Zhu Gekongming is his most admired person. For him, the most impressive sentence in the romance of the Three Kingdoms is: defeat the enemy without fighting.

He didn't make a scene. He thought it was a woman who made a scene, which was even more outrageous. That's not his style. Nor did he seek a military solution. He thinks it is reckless to use violence, and it is very uneconomical to kill 10 thousand people with the loss of 3 thousand people. He would never do such a mindless thing. He just hit his wife by innuendo. Chloe Wang, blushing and heartbroken with fear, quickly denied it.

Early the next morning, I told my wife that Yang from the neighboring village invited him to see a doctor and would not come back until the afternoon. Then pick up the medicine cabinet and leave in a hurry.

As soon as her husband left, Wang Lei slipped away. Chen Peng didn't go far, just played a circuitous trick, secretly found a place to hide, saw his wife out of the door, and immediately quietly followed up, seeing the back and forth behavior of his wife and lover clearly. Chen Peng has no impulse. He knows impulse is not good. If caught red-handed, the other party may fight a larger foe. If his wife makes a fool of herself and feels humiliated, she will also take the initiative to ask for a divorce. At that time, he had no idea of breaking up. He can't make one mistake and lose everything.

Chen Peng endured, though he felt uncomfortable. He didn't resist the impulse to watch his wife make out with her lover until they went home separately. Not long after his wife left, he pretended to go home an hour later. Seeing her husband come back, some guilty Wang Lei poured tea and water for her husband enthusiastically. Chen Peng deliberately pretended to be confused and said: "Wife, as the saying goes, my husband is lazy at night, and Tang Ke put the panel down at dawn; Husband * * * did a beautiful job at night, and the waiter brought hot rice and hot water at dawn. I haven't touched you at all these days. You are so kind to me. Have you done anything wrong to me? " "What nonsense, I'm not that kind of person?" Wang Lei pretended to be angry.

"Husband, who did you see today? Go so long "in order to break the boring Wang Lei have nothing to say.

"You said that you were bored. Yang suspected that his wife had stolen someone, and let me pinch his wife's pulse. Do you mean wicked or not? Without * * *, I can't do this bastard thing of giving birth to a daughter. " Chen Peng solemnly told his wife.

Chloe Wang was taken aback and asked strangely, "If you steal someone, can you really pinch your pulse?"

"Of course, it's not that you don't know that your husband has a good hand! I am a master "Chen Peng said more seriously.

"Then take your pulse and see if I stole someone today?" Wang Lei half-truths to Chen Peng said.

"I don't look, I don't look, wait and see, you are embarrassed." Chen Peng pretended to refuse.

"Give you a pinch, you can't brag!" Wang Lei held Chen Peng's hand tightly.

After holding Chloe Wang's hand, Chen Peng pretended to hold it for a few minutes and immediately said seriously, "Wife, you did a bad thing today!" "

"What bad thing, don't talk nonsense?" Chloe Wang seems a little guilty.

"You don't admit it. Look at your pulse, low and high, both coquettish in spring; The left side is high and the right side is short. That man licked your milk. " Chen Peng pretends to be serious.

"Chop your skull to death, don't talk nonsense, you wronged me!" Wang Lei cursed her man, but her voice was so low that she could hardly hear him.

The next day, Chen Peng went out again. However, this time, he quickly slipped back and hid on the hill behind his house, spying on his wife's every move.

Seeing that Chloe Wang didn't meet in the morning, my lover was very confused and ran to Chen Jialai regardless of the risk. At the door of the Chen family, one wants to enter the house and the other is not allowed to enter. The two have been entangled for a long time, but Wang Lei refused to cooperate with her lover. Because I was afraid that my husband would feel the pulse too accurately, I was worried that my husband would come to feel the pulse again in the afternoon and said a lot of pleading words. Chloe Wang finally didn't promise her lover.

The two were deadlocked for a long time. Seeing that Chloe Wang had just lost face, his lover had to leave disgruntled.

In the afternoon, Chen Peng walked around the village until his wife's lover left for a long time.

Seeing her husband, Wang Lei felt particularly confident and consciously said to her husband, "Chen Peng, you pinched me today. Do you think you can pinch me right? "

"Don't be angry?" Chen Peng said. "Of course not angry, as long as you are accurate!" Chloe Wang replied.

"You are not bad today. Judging from the pulse, the left pulse is steady and the right pulse is flat, and the wild husband has knocked on your door; The right pulse is flat and the left pulse is stable. He wants to * * you don't want to; The second pulse was steady and flat, as a result, he was not raped; Your heartbeat is fairly steady, and Tianmen Pass is tight today. " Chen Peng held his wife's hand and felt her pulse. She is very serious and talks as if she were on the spot. Scared Wang Lei forward, obedient, Chen Peng is a god. Seeing that his wife knew she was wrong and worried that her heart would not be affected, Chen Peng didn't say much.

Later, that lover also came to ask Chloe Wang out several times. Every time Chloe Wang refused him seriously: "Don't look for me again. My husband is so powerful that even if you knock on my door, he can pick out his pulse and annoy you again. Isn't that looking for death? "

I don't know whether it was Chloe Wang, lover or Chen Peng, but I don't know who let it slip. As a result, many people gradually understand this matter.

Unconsciously, I got the nickname "Pulse Chen" and some men who didn't know the truth. They thought that dodson TB really had the trick of "pinching the pulse to catch the rape" and secretly promised him a large sum of money, hoping that he could pinch the pulse for his suspicious wife.

As far as Chen Peng is concerned, he never denied that he didn't have this ability, nor did he admit that he was mystifying himself. He just refused to go on the pretext of "pinching * * *" for fear that the younger generation would lose their longevity.

This is the end of "Pinch the Pulse and Catch the Rape".

The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination