Happy jokes, jokes are also a kind of seasoning in our lives. Many people can read such jokes when they are sad and depressed, which will help ease our bad mood. Then share the happy jokes with everyone.

Happy joke 1 1, the bee falls in love with the mouse, and the mother of the bee disagrees anyway: the woman is afraid of marrying the wrong man, and she is short-sighted, so it will be very hard for you to marry him. Mother Mouse disagreed and said, Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. You see, it doesn't suit her to wear a tiger skin skirt.

2. A police dog met an ordinary dog on the road and asked, "Which side are you from? I haven't seen you at the station. " The ordinary dog replied: You are all positive people. We all went behind enemy lines and went undercover. That's why you're sure

In order to be cool in summer, dogs and kittens hang a rectangular box on the wall and close the doors and windows. After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten, "Why is it still so hot?" Kitten: "Strange, how can the box hung by human beings make the temperature drop?"

It is very cold in winter. The dog was afraid that the rooster would catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said, "thank you, that won't do." Its light is like sunlight. When you wake up in the middle of the night, you will mistakenly think it is dawn. It's time for dawn. "

The bear wants to make a duster to dust. Hearing that the rooster's feathers are beautiful, he happily went to the rooster and prepared to borrow some feathers from it. The cock proudly said, "You have the wrong person. I won't lend you my beautiful feathers. " The bear asked, "Why?" The cock said, "haven't you heard the legend that the iron cock is broke?"

6. A gecko was wandering in the swamp when a crocodile came from a distance. His mouth is wide open and he wants to eat gecko. Gecko used his quick wits, hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted "Mom". The old crocodile paused, took off his reading glasses and burst into tears: Son, don't lose weight again. Look how thin you are.

7. Frog joke Toad: People say that you want to eat swan meat, and you don't look at what you look like. Toad said: I have a dream, you know, a frog in the well.

8. A hen laid a very big egg. The reporter went to interview the hen and asked how it was born. The hen lowered her head and said nothing. The reporter asked the rooster. The rooster was very angry and said, I am really depressed. I must kill the ostrich!

9. Fox: It is obviously a high-grade perfume, but they say it is "body odor". Pig: I have a cold, my nose is upset and I can't smell it. However, if I pass by you, I won't cover my nose, lest I be knocked down by you!

10, the weather is hot, and the puppy is lying on the ground shaking all over. Mother dog saw it and asked with concern, "Baby, are you sick?" Dog: "I found it cold in the refrigerator, so I got into it to escape the heat." I didn't expect it to be so cold inside, and I almost froze into a popsicle. "

1 1. Piglets and chickens were playing in the forest when they suddenly found a hungry Xiaohua Mall. The pig said, "It's pathetic. Shall we give it something to eat? " The chicken nodded: "Then make a bowl of preserved egg lean porridge!" " After listening to this, the pig shook his head very excitedly: "How is it possible! You just contributed a by-product, but I want to put my life on it! "

12. One day, a cat and its owner went fishing, and the earthworm family living by the pond were watching the fun. At this moment, I saw the cat staring at the fish caught by its owner and jumping repeatedly. The earthworm son was puzzled and asked his mother, What is the cat doing? Mother earthworm said: bounce off crow's feet! ! !

13, shrimp and crab entered the final together, and the scores of the competition were the same. Finally, according to their performance, the shrimp won the first place for the simple reason that the crab is too high-profile and has been bullying people, while the shrimp is very low-key and often bows its head forward.

14. The hen gave birth to a duck egg. The rooster was very angry and questioned the hen. The hen said unjustly, it's all my fault. I love beauty so much. My mouth was flat before, so I sharpened it for the sake of beauty. Rooster: ...

15, the lion and the bear shit by the tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his stool was thicker than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes-lion shit is better than bear shit!

16, "An animal talent show contest was held in the forest. The kitten performed painting plum blossoms, the puppy performed housekeeping skills, the deer performed picking leaves from tall trees, and the pig performed reading aloud. Now I am familiar with the content. "

17, Owl became a judge, but soon he was forced to resign because of the reports from animals, because during the day, he closed his eyes and did nothing; At night, he turned a blind eye, or nothing!

18, I watched it all over. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find my heart. Suddenly I understood that you stole it.

19, a middle-aged couple is resting and chatting. Wife: Honey, I heard on the news that another boy of 18 years old jumped off a building recently, which is really puzzling! Husband: You think the post-90s generation is a joke!

I have good news for you. After a period of hard study, one of my exercises was finally adopted by an evening newspaper. B: what article is it? A: The missing statement.

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1. A snake in the jungle likes to eat the sparrow's nest while bypassing the trunk. Other snakes thought it was strange and asked why it wanted to eat Nestle. Only this snake gave the other snakes a white look: "Didn't you listen to what humans said?" Then I closed my eyes as if I had an endless aftertaste, slowly exhaled and sighed, "Nestle coffee is delicious!" " "

There is a young mosquito in the air. The spider saw it and said, "handsome boy, come to my house and have a rest." Mosquito said, "Do you have anything interesting there?" The spider said, "Yes, I opened an Internet cafe. Please go online! " "Hearing this, the mosquito plunged into the past.

3, don't play with rabbits, be careful to get pink eye, don't play with spiders, do nothing on the Internet all day, don't play with pandas, wear sunglasses and God knows if he is a good man, don't play with pale ropes, and chirp silently all day.

4, animal testimony: zebra: eating grass all my life, I didn't expect to take pictures on the road in the city, earthworm: working underground for a long time, there are more and more ways, moth: believe that your direction is bright, python: an old man, still can't learn to take the right path, owl: when catching mice in the dark at night!

A chicken laughed at the ugly duck, and the duck said unhappily, "I don't have the same knowledge as an adulterous chicken." The chicken said disdainfully, "You are not much better. You are just a duck who eats soft rice! " "

6, a group of animals gathered together than born, gecko: "I lost weight among crocodiles." Toad: "I am allergic to frogs." Octopus: "I am innocent among squid."

7. When mosquitoes reach marriageable age, Mother said, "Find a spider, or at least engage in the Internet!" Dad said, "Find a bat, at least a pilot!" " At this time, the fly flew over and said, "It is the most important thing to solve the problem of food and clothing. Look at that person who reads short messages, it will feast your eyes for a lifetime! " "

8. A woodpecker was catching insects in a big tree when a fox came up and said, "Miss beautiful woodpecker, can you kiss me?" The woodpecker said, "Honey, can I have dinner?"

9. Animals hold low-carbon environmental protection conferences. Kangaroo said, "I bring my own environmental protection bag every time I go shopping, and I never use plastic bags that pollute the environment"; Spider said: "Now the low-carbon era rarely surf the Internet, concentrate on cross-stitch!" " " ; Mosquitoes randomly pressed the silent firefly next to them, and the firefly got angry. "What are you doing? "? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity! "

10. Donkey and pony are husband and wife. They have lived together all their lives. Before he died, the pony asked the donkey, "Do you love me or not? Why have you never kissed me? " The donkey felt like a knife, and said helplessly, "Alas! I love you, but there is a family rule in my family,' the donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth'! "

1 1. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda and introduced to everyone: "This is my child." Everyone screamed, "You married a bear." Seeing that the snake didn't get any children, the cat asked, "Why didn't you get children?" Snack: "My family has too many children and I don't know this." Everyone was puzzled. The snake said shyly, "I married a mouse." "A nest of snakes and mice" Everyone screamed.

12, the nightingale sings beautifully. Xiao Lv went to the teacher, but the nightingale refused without thinking. Xiao Lv was very angry and asked the nightingale, "You really have no talent for singing. According to the idiom dictionary, the donkey barks the same. "

13, Christmas, the forest ushered in Santa Claus. Santa Claus has a long white beard and makes a wish to the animals in the forest. The animals in the forest shouted, "We want to go back to 10 million years ago!" "Santa Claus asked incredulously," why? "All the animals in the forest pointed to the monkeys in the trees and said," Because we want to drive the apes out of the earth! " "

14. A goose and a hen are selling eggs in the market. The hen shouted: double yellow eggs, come and buy them. The goose's mouth was stupid, and it took a long time to shout: big. I took a sip of rice and found that everyone bought eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said: Look, even if people don't sell double yellow eggs, at least they are still in the original ecology, and they are all "squeaky".

15, your round face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; A pair of watery eyes, so bright and affectionate voice, so sweet: Wang! Woof! Woof!

16, roses are my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, moonlight is my kiss, I give them to you, my love, Happy New Year! You are the most beautiful in my heart.

Wife: Boss, give my husband a bottle of rice wine. Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is famous for his drinking. Wife: Drinking may not be enough, but smashing a bottle should be enough.

18, urgent reminder: there is tornado weather recently. When going out, be sure to carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

19. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I can't resist it. He stole all my things ... damn grave robbers, and he didn't cover the coffin when he left.

20. The mobile phone can be recharged when placed in the sun. The mobile phone can be soaked in water to prevent aging, and the mobile phone can be placed in the toilet to prevent radiation. These are little-known secrets, and I won't tell most people!

Happy joke 2 Happy joke encyclopedia hilarious one:

1, in a word: Eat, sleep, go to the toilet, go to school, go to work and marry a wife.

2, beauty bargaining tips: bargaining is to please coquetry.

There is a shepherd who has never lost sleep.

Only dead fish will go with the flow.

Only rice noodles can cross the bridge safely. ...

6. Don't think that starting school means the beginning of pain. After work, you will know that every Monday is like school.

At first, I thought it was irrational competition. Later, I found out that I was irrational in spending. You can't discount because of the traffic. Just be pregnant.

8. The phrase "Actually, what I want is very simple" in a woman's mouth contains as much information as an encyclopedia Britannica.

9. As long as you say that you support domestic production, there will be millions of support and spit, but if you add the word "milk powder" after supporting domestic production, it will only spit.

10, the tears you shed are water in your head.

1 1. The heaviest burden in life is not work, but boredom. I finally understand why Weibo and QQ are so popular.

Happy joke encyclopedia hilarious 2:

1, flying down three thousands of feet, which otaku doesn't waste paper. Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking people? Who are you going to sleep with tonight?

I called my date and she answered.

Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Cats and mice haven't eaten mice since 1940. . .

You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

5. A chicken has been raised for 1000 years, and finally it becomes essence, and as a result, it becomes the essence of chicken on people's dinner table.

6. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

7. Two big lies in life: I love you all my life, and this dress is slim.

8. Weather and forecast are a twisted pair: whatever you say, I'm not that good.

9. Modern people's dream of red mansions is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

10, Faner, make two. It's just the weight.

1 1. Q: What level do you need to have your own office with a big window and scold many people?

A: The doorman.

Happy joke 3 1. help

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?"

"Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

"Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?"

"all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl."

Suddenly realized

If you refuse help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it is best. ...

Second, sad stories.

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"All right, Peter, tell a humorous story."

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

Suddenly realized

We are miserable, so we are humorous; We are humorous, so we are happy.

Third, seduce

An English celebrity and a French woman share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman, but after lying down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay.

"When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm."

"Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

Suddenly realized

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.