Wang: Three people are busier than two.
Guo: Hey, hey, hey, I'll go first.
Y: the three-person program is afraid of touching words.
Guo: This thing is afraid of chaos. A word from one person is not afraid of many people. You can understand everything I say, but you can't hear clearly. The three of us will talk to you. My name is Degang Guo.
Y: My name is Yu Qian.
Wang: My name is. ...
Guo Yu: Hey, hey, hey! ! !
Y: Do we have any recommended work units?
Guo: I won't let you talk if you stir it.
Y: that's right.
Guo: One by one. I'm holding my breath here. I, Degang Guo and Yu Qian, were introduced.
Y: hold your horses, hold your horses.
Guo: (Ha ha laugh) Thank you, thank you. I'm Degang Guo, a crosstalk performer.
Y: I also perform cross talk.
Guo: Next to me is Mr. Yu Qian, and next to Mr. Yu Qian is. What about us today? (Wang Gang wants to make a noise) Shut up! (roar loud)
Y: I didn't even introduce my resume.
Guo: It's not your turn yet. You said the three of us could stand together and perform. There are not many opportunities, but today, the three of us stand together. I am very happy. I would like to dedicate our best program to you. Of course, I can't do much. I'd like to show this. Let's talk about it Where's Brother Qian?
Y: me too.
Wang: Me too.
Guo: Shut up.
Y: Your words are always a little vague, not in your mouth (Guo points at Wang resentfully).
Guo: Sorry, everyone. I'm sorry (Guo bows, Wang looks wronged). I didn't spell the word correctly. I'm not right (pointing to Wang). You also made a gesture (Wang glanced at him and walked away). Hey, hey, hey, I'm waiting (Wang had no choice but to turn around and was about to speak). Shut up! ! (Wang Yi looks puzzled) Should I say it or not?
Y: I'll give you a chance not to say.
Guo: It's getting cold. I'm still sorry. We didn't arrange it. We have a responsibility.
Y: Right, right, apologize.
Guo: But we still prefer three people to perform the program well.
Y: right.
Guo: I'll tell you a little program for three people.
Yes
The king was expressionless.
Guo: If you want to say it, just say it. If you have something to say, you must say it (Wang Yi looks like a sly smile). This time, there are four subjects for crosstalk performers, namely, learning to tease and four subjects.
Y: right.
Guo: I just have a lisp.
Y: make it clear.
Guo: This joke is also very important. If it's not funny, it's not coke What is singing?
You say, sing.
Guo: We are the lyrics of Taiping.
Y: I sang this.
Guo: Standing in front of us today is a senior actress, Miss Wang.
Y: right.
Guo: It's really good.
Yes, yes.
Guo: And learning to sing. Apart from Taiping lyrics, learning everything else belongs to learning, right?
Y: that's right
Guo: The closest thing to us is drum music.
Y: Hey, Drum.
Guo: Speaking of drum music, the three of us have more say in the moonlight, right, Yu Qian?
Y: Yes, there is nothing wrong with it.
Guo: Let's do it.
Y: you said
Guo: Well, I like our iron drum very much, which is the Laoting tune.
Y: right, right.
Guo: In the past, there were many famous artists in Tianjin and Beijing, and many actors sang very well. There is a passage called Sister Wang Sifu.
Y: you can learn.
Guo: This passage is a traditional program.
Y: good.
Guo: Let's learn a little from others.
Y: Do you think so? Please forgive me.
Guo: Interesting.
Y: thank you, thank you. Learn to talk to Wang for a while, and try to talk to Wang for a while.
Wang: Me. ...
Guo: I'll just sing a song, thank you, thank you. You two should be my little judges, too.
Y: ok, ok.
Guo: If there is anything wrong, Mr. Yu will point it out to me.
Y: hey, ok.
Guo: August and autumn are cool, with dew and severe frost. Xiao Yanshuang picked out the unique grass, hung it on his shoulder, and scattered the seeds on the buckwheat Ye Er. In the city of Suzhou, there lived an old man. His family was big and his business was big. He had plenty of food. He was childless and gave birth to two girls. The girl is an adult woman, and she is betrothed to two girls. I think my second brother ate eight pounds of cakes a day, and I think my second brother drank six pots of soup, eight pounds of cakes and six pots of soup at a time. I feel a little flustered after eating. Second brother will come back when he has an official position. You should help second sister to go to the toilet quickly.
Y: what?
Guo Yu bowed out, and Wang Leng was there, watching them leave. It took a while to react and bowed out.
Ps: I typed this myself. I only typed the first half. You can try it if you don't mind, and you can make appropriate changes according to this. If you want to watch the second half, you have to watch the video yourself. pity ...