Several pairs of colors played mahjong all night, and everyone was beaten to ashes. At dawn, an old man stretched himself. Oh, we played well, but we were even! ? Then you won't waste the motor and electricity! )

3. Dead doll, you have to make a mistake!

Fans can be divided into these categories: football fanatics, football fanatics, football freaks, football lunatics and football fans.

Verb (short for verb) Don't ask:? Lao Li, long time no see. Where have you been? Did you go up the hill? ? Li Boqing saw his expectant eyes and couldn't refuse, so he said, OK, I'll go up the mountain, and Li Boqing thought, I can go to Emei Mountain to practice.

6. The wife has a good family and the doll is also good.

Seven. Men have three treasures, three treasures: body, knowledge and friends. Cherish is to find a sensible wife, otherwise all the money will be paid.

8. Who is this? He has a position in society, with stalls, crematoriums and bunks on Qingnian Road!

9. Wine is a sword in the intestines, color is a bone scraper, money is a man's courage, and gas is a bag of trouble!

10. Hey, Mud, you called another girl next door to the corner of the private room and sat on her paw. If you think you haven't touched her, you dare not touch her in a clear sky. Of course, even if you touch her, we can't touch you.

Eleven. I went to the tea shop to sit and play that day, and heard several colors next to me pretending to be sick. I was so angry that I picked up the child's mobile phone and buckled it myself.

Twelve. Total yellow (yellow swelling), total water (edema) and total beard (edema).

Thirteen. I saw someone's good car. Oh, bite the bullet when I say it. Oh, yo. This shrimp drives a BMW! ?

14. The foreigner asked: Mr. Li, what is your living standard in Sichuan? ? Li Boqing:? Others dare not lift it, the bedding we built is stainless steel! ?

15. On this day, before the execution, the condemned man said to * * standing on the side:? I'm dying. Can you meet my last request? ? * * Nodded and said:? You said, generally we will be satisfied. ? Prisoner:? Ok, please give me a helmet, hat and bulletproof vest. ?

Nowadays, unmarried young people enjoy married treatment, and married people are often invited to sleep on the sofa.

Seventeen. * * Decades, retirement is only a few hundred yuan. I'm usually worried about the Crown Prince, and I have to welcome the homecoming group on Sunday (everyone will have a big meal when they come back).

18. Big eyes are charming and small eyes are boring.

19. The daughter said? You can marry him. ?

Twenty. It turns out that this young man is so handsome that everyone else likes him. Now someone loves him, which is a belated love and a kind of harm to the house.

Twenty one. Mother said to her daughter: Dead girl, you can marry Li Boqing. He said, it doesn't matter, no matter how tall his mother is. ?

Twenty-two 22 1 Bowl I poured eight bowls of emblem noodles, adding soup and water, which was almost two Jin. When I sat down, I hardly stood firm. I stood up and left. I knew I was wrong. When I finally got back to school, what kind of pain was that night? Hey, it's wrong to turn it over, turn it over and press it on the window!

Twenty-three The old man said to his son, when you see others criticizing you, you want to eat. Which son of a bitch can see our two grandchildren in this street? If people eat it, their mother will exchange money, and your mother will not hang it. ?

Fans can be divided into football fanatics, football fanatics, football lunatics and football clowns.

I have a self-driving car. I'm ringing all over except that the bell doesn't ring. Which one should I buy?

Miss Li, a fat girl is on top of you. What makes you feel strange? Do you want to hear the truth or a lie? You must be listening to the truth. So what do you think of a baritone movie with five stalks on you? ?

Twenty-seven Nowadays, unmarried young people enjoy married treatment, and married people are often invited to sleep on the sofa.

28. Our feelings are like a pot cover, we can't understand what's inside.

29. One day, the husband and wife will be grateful for one hundred days, and the husband and wife will just stretch their muscles for one hundred days.

30. If the chicken doesn't crow or sleep, which brother-in-law will shoot at random!

Thirty-one. As beautiful as flowers and jade, such as pepper taro, you have to block a few if you are numb.

Thirty-two Wide-eared shit, how can it be called peas? You call Wang Di a little heavy!

33. The manager said to the staff: How can you go to the end of the next door to eat gossip every day? We should call back. We can row better. ?

34. The tortoise is dead, so you can't get moldy. Ask Li Boqing next door why it's moldy.

Thirty-five My stomach swelled five times, which was more annoying than hunger. I ate a plate. When I was a student, I made two bets to see who would eat and who would lose.

I don't like loneliness, but I'm afraid to get along with two people. This is obviously a kind of pain.

37. The man said to the woman:? Ah! Element fragrance, I love you! If you don't marry me, I will fly down from the height of Shudu Building! ? Li Boqing:? Fly down and shovel! I haven't flown down for so many years! ?

38. When the man comes back, the woman wants to have a dragon gate array, but the man is too tired and falls asleep, and the woman is uncomfortable, staring at the ceiling with her eyes wrapped.

Thirty-nine. That's what we call a couple. Damn it, two people beg for points! ?

Forty. Two people are playing with friends. The man said to the woman:? Little sister, the big problem between us is that my wife and I haven't recovered. ?

Forty-one Things have been hot these two years! This is not like our time. We played brother and sister for three years and didn't even dare to hook up. If we hook up, we have to pull it. At this time, I realized in the morning that I took it back after dark. I woke up the next day and said a dirty word: Little Sister, why are you sleeping here? ?

Forty-two The old man said to his son, dead doll, I tell you, I don't care if your baby goes out to wander around, and you don't want to get any strange diseases (sexually transmitted diseases) back. If provoked, my daughter-in-law commits a crime, my daughter-in-law suffers, my turtle suffers, I suffer, your mother drags a shovel, your mother suffers, and this street collapses! ?

43. Women turn to men: You don't want to see him as a manager during the day. Wow, he often doesn't wash his feet in the dark!

44. Why does it always rain when breaking up?

Forty-five Speaking of which, I think that when a girl likes me, I chose the most beautiful one, but they didn't do it.

Forty-six Business is doing well. I go on business in the middle of the night. Business is doing well. I call at eight in the morning.

47. The manager said to the staff: How can you go to the end of the next door to eat gossip every day? We should weigh it back and get it ourselves, so that we can go boating. ?

48. Brothers and sisters, let me know if you have any difficulties, except borrowing money.

49. No matter what you say, you will be scolded, if you say it well, you will be scolded if you say it badly. You see, when I say anything, he says, What did the Lepi doll say? I was scolded. If I speak well, and the young man is happy to hear it, he will say, hey, can you still talk when you are a shrimp? Still being scolded.

50. Mrs. Zhang, don't tell me that I was still in the mini when I was young. Oh, come on, baby.

5 1. Friend, don't hesitate to ask if you have any difficulties, except borrowing money.

Fifty-two You have never been fat, and black children have never been in the sun.

53. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. In fact, the beginning of life is really good. Even when he was born, when he was over one year old, he was kind. If you ask him what you want to be when you grow up, he will definitely say:? When I grow up, I want to fly a plane, be a PLA man and earn money for my parents. ? He would never say:? Hum, when we grow up, we must kill two! ?

Fifty-four That day I went to the tea shop to sit and play, and I heard several colors pretending to be sick there. I was angry, but I picked up the child's cell phone and slapped myself.