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Thank you for the script lines of Xu Juncong's sketch "Humorous Blind Date If You Are the One".
The script lines of the sketch "Humorous blind date if you are the one";

Zhu Tianfu: Well, let me introduce myself briefly. I'm a doctor, and I just finished surgery, so I'll have another drink.

Liu Honglu: No, sir, that's enough. Excuse me, sister. Come here. What happened? The last one just doesn't care?

Dong Zhang: It's really none of my business this time. I didn't even stop him He said he would punish himself for being late for three glasses of wine, but he hasn't drunk enough yet.

Liu Honglu: Suicide.

Zhu Tianfu: No, I'm sorry.

Liu Honglu: That's all right, sir. Wait a little longer.

Zhu Tianfu: OK.

Liu Honglu: So what now?

Dong Zhang: Anything else?

Liu Honglu: The last one.

Dong Zhang: Good.

Liu Honglu: I see. (Laughter)

Xu Juncong: You stand there!

Liu Honglu: Brother, why are you out?

Xu Juncong: What do you mean? Let me wait by. I've been waiting for this for a long time. (of direction)

Direction: It was so violent that I tore up all the books.

Liu Honglu: No, it isn't.

Zhu Tianfu: Who are these two people?

Liu Honglu: Let me explain something to you. I'm sorry, it just happened today. It's a blind date, my sister

Xu Juncong: Shut up! Can you make it clear? What do you mean? She chose the three of us alone.

Liu Honglu: No, no.

Direction: multiple choices?

Zhu Tianfu: That's immoral.

Liu Honglu: No, I'll explain.

Xu Juncong: Let me tell you something. ...

Liu Honglu: Let me explain.

Direction: The evening breeze blows in the lonely night, at this exciting moment.

(Three people argue with Liu Honglu)

Liu Honglu: Stop it! No, guys, it's not what you think. My sister has a definite answer, doesn't she? Girls are at this point, so hurry up and choose one.

Dong Zhang: I have to choose one.

Liu Honglu: You have to make a choice.

Dong Zhang: Who should I choose?

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The cast of the sketch "Humorous Blind Date If You Are the One";

Xu Juncong 1

Xu Juncong, born in Jilin Province, 1984, graduated from Nanjing Art Institute and is an actor in Chinese mainland.

In 2009, he starred in the drama "My wife, don't move", which entered the entertainment circle.

20 12 starred in his first TV series "the underworld of the past in Northeast China".

In 20 13, his anti-war drama "Three Meanings in Gone with the Times" was broadcast.

20 14 participated in the comedy program "Laugh Together" of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 15 participated in the open comedy sketch program "Life Laughter" of Oriental TV.

20 16, signed a contract for big bowl entertainment; June 5438+10, played Zhuang Qian in the comedy Xiao Ming and His Friends.

20 17, in the comedy Rinrin.

20 18, attend CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

20 19 starred in the cinema film "Big Red Packet" with the theme of urban love comedy.

2. Zhu Tianfu

Zhu Tianfu is an actor and a young comedian in China.

1988 18 was born in Jilin city in April, and graduated from Jilin Art Institute on 20/0/2. He is a contracted artist and supported by a gold medal in bowl entertainment.

With her healthy appearance and elegant temperament, she was loved by the audience because she played Ning in Ghost.

He has participated in comedy variety shows such as Happy Comedian, Comedy Story and Spring in Comedy Class. At the end of 20 16, he played the role of Han Kun in Happy Hunter.

20 17 appeared on the stage of the third season of "Happy Comedian" and acted as a supporting role for Zhang.

3. Liu Honglu

Liu Honglu, screenwriter, actor and young comedian.

/kloc-0 was born in Tongliao, Inner Mongolia on February 30th, 1992. On February 20th, kloc-0 graduated from Jilin Animation Institute, majoring in drama, film and television literature, and signed a contract as a screenwriter for Dawan Entertainment.

He wrote Hi Mom, Love on an Island, Love in a Small Town in Jiu-Er and Thirty Years in Jia Ling year after year.

Participated in many comedy variety shows such as Happy Comedian (Three Seasons), Comedy Story, Spring in Comedy Class, Let's Laugh Together, etc.