High school teachers' exclusive couplet collection

(A) Chinese teachers

The rise and fall of China people live in your heart,

The honor and disgrace of the country will always be in my arms.

Poetry and songs are full of elegance,

Paragraphs and chapters all show Chinese civilization.

Learn to be rich in five cars and be familiar with poetry etiquette;

Talented people are familiar with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

When it comes to interpersonal relationships, it is easy to know everything;

When it comes to characters, everyone is ugly.

Evaluating gains and losses, the four classic novels are exquisite;

On good and evil, beauty in all directions is magnificent.

Flowers are picked up in the evening, and the spring breeze in the autumn moon is not idle;

This old adage can still be heard today, so we should remember it well.

Thinking is like a spring, poetry blends and breeds wonderful flowers;

The pen sneaked away and the words were connected to find a new chapter.

On learning, the four books and five classics are omniscient;

Be concise, be concise.

Taste the bright moon, express feelings, and write poems;

Soak in the breeze, talk about life, talk about the past and talk about the present.

Standing on the three-foot platform, preaching the poems of Du Li Liu Han;

Take a piece of chalk and teach Confucius, Mencius, Laozi and Zhuangzi knowledge.

Confucius, Mencius and Han Feizi spoke on behalf of saints;

Children and grandchildren are great-grandchildren, and they inherit their own blood. (Two Chinese teachers get married)

Cao Cao and Cao Pi added color to Jian 'an literature;

Su and Zhe added color to Tang and Song poetry.

The ordinary world, looking back, has bitterness, sweetness, acidity, sadness and joy;

A chic life, knowing each other, is also embarrassing

Mathematics teacher

Love freedom has no triangle,

Happiness in life has geometry. (? Triangle? 、? Geometry? Puns and apt)

Horizontal batch: the sky is what people want. (He Lian, a colleague of two math teachers when they got married)

Husband and wife love is like a geometric straight line;

Happiness between men and women is like a decimal cycle.

Horizontal recognition: something for nothing.

Clever design and meticulous drawing of life images;

Accurate calculation and ingenious solution of life equation.

Holding chalk, understanding world algebra;

Be ambitious and ask about the geometry of life.

Draw lines, and discerning people judge straightness;

Talking about geometry, arrogantly pointing out Fiona Fang.

Open brackets solve the square and only find the root;

Through the origin, curve to the end.

Horizontal batch: 0 is greater than 1.

Love between husband and wife, such as geometric curve;

The reproduction of children and grandchildren is like a decimal cycle.

A few lines outline a smart life;

Small planes pave the way for a bright future.

Two fingers are smart and outline the beauty of lines;

Explore the mystery of numbers with bare hands.

With a flick, the space plane came out;

The punchline is subtle, and the volume and area are solved.

A ruler has a straight heart;

A few pieces of chalk have long been in sight.

Break the brackets, solve the factor and get the result; (Get new molecules)

Pass the tangent point, make a vertical line and reach the center of the circle.

Life trajectory, all in the curve radian;

The imprint of years includes addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.

Point, line and surface, interpret Vientiane horizontally and vertically;

A, b, c, refer to, elaborate on the reasons.

No matter how complicated the world is, add, subtract, multiply and divide;

Although the universe is vast, it is full of points, lines and surfaces.

Love lasts forever, and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are hard to count;

We have been together for a long time. Are the points, lines and surfaces all finished?

Horizontal batch: meet each other late.

Algebraic geometry, infinite leisure thinking in equation space;

Straight line and plane, the functional limit is not ideal.

Life geometry, drawn by points, lines and surfaces;

The equations of the world are the same as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.

Love asks geometry, what is the relationship between points and angles;

I like to look at numbers. What is the conversion of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?

Exponential function, logarithmic function, trigonometric function, and the number contains sinru.

Parallel straight lines, intersecting straight lines, non-planar straight lines, and affectionate lines. (Ge Xiaoguang)

A piece of chalk is clean, the three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all the year round, plus five internal organs, six lungs and seven mouths, and Jiu Si ten creams, the teaching will be well done, and the sweat will be sincere and fragrant.

Ten volumes of poems, nine chapters, eight articles and seven latitudes of geography, plus six arts, five classics, four books, three characters and two elegance, are tireless in teaching people and diligently cultivating talents, making China prosperous.

Horizontal recognition: countless teachers (Jin Fan)

(3) English teachers

Speak two languages,

Cultivate a new generation.

Because of a, b, c, I have to get up early;

For x, y and z, you have to stay up late. (a student self-monitoring association)

Died for x, y and z; (Math teacher)

Who do you rely on to teach w, f and s? (English teacher)

This is an elegy written by my wife who taught English after the math teacher died young. In the first part, the clever use of common symbols in algebra highlights the professional characteristics of the late husband and explains his death. The next three letters are the initials of wife, father and son in English vocabulary, which are used to express the grief and mourning of three generations of the whole family.

Emotions and sorrows, abandon the past tense;

Sweet and sour, grasp the future.

Proficient in grammar, profound knowledge and profound attainments;

Proficient in spoken English, accurate and fast translation stick.

The heart is higher than the sky, teaching a second language to cultivate peaches and plums;

Determined to create a generation of pillars and revitalize China, just like Haida University.

What will happen to subjunctive mood in the future if you master the present tense?

Pursuing the highest state, ideals often blend modal verbs into one.

When speaking, the infinitive is not an attributive clause;

Remember word formation, it is not in the passive voice when it is completed.

Physics teacher

The basin leaks dry and the ship leaks full;

The light went out and the charcoal burned red.

High resistance and low resistance, different currents,

The pressure of large flow and small flow resistance is different.

Horizontal batch: ohm's law.

Three-foot platform, making contributions;

With a cavity of blood, discharge glow.

The sky is close to the top of the mountain and farther from the mountainside;

The moon floated on the water, but when it reached the bottom, it sank.

Using the principle of light propagation and plane mirror imaging has profound implications: don't aim too high in learning, but be impetuous and practical.

Snow accumulates Guanyin, and sunrise incarnates the South China Sea.

Clouds pile up like arhats, and the wind blows west.

The couplets are vivid, inspiring and ingenious. The melting phenomenon mentioned in the first part also involves the formation of snow and clouds: condensation or liquefaction.

Double mirror hanging table, three sides and a woman dressing;

Lonely lights hung on the wall, and two people bowed with four heads.

Song Xiang was a gifted scholar in the late Qing Dynasty. He has a sister-in-law who is also very talented. One day, sister-in-law will take an examination of her brother-in-law. People say that you are a gifted scholar, which I think is a bit exaggerated. Today, I dressed in front of the mirror and came up with a pair of couplets. Please answer them correctly and help me solve the problem. ? Song Xiang said haughtily. Go ahead, continue the couplets, and come casually. ? Sister-in-law smiled and said the first part unhurriedly. Hearing this, Song Xiang himself was surprised. He thought for a long time, but he couldn't agree. He regretted saying those big words. At night, when it is dark, the lights are on at home, just like a guest saying goodbye, and the guests are sent off and bowed at home. This gesture is reflected on the wall and a shadow appears. This scene inspired Song Xiang, who jumped up and down happily and repeatedly said? I found the bottom line, sister-in-law. Listen. Say, read the bottom line. This couplet is not only perfect and vivid, but also uses the plane mirror imaging in physics in the first part, and uses the knowledge that light propagates along a straight line to form shadows in the second part. It can be said that it is fun to introduce it to students in class.

Teaching physics, not unreasonable, polite to people;

Learn balloons, don't be disgusted, the autumn wind blows your face.

Horizontal criticism: convince people with reason.

The big circle and the small circle are concentric circles, and they are heart to heart;

Negative electricity and positive electricity attract each other.

The law of justice.

The marriage between a math teacher and a physics teacher is full of fun: the marriage is full of descriptions and philosophies.

The ship carries stones, and the ship carries stones lightly and heavily;

The staff measures the ground, the staff is short and long, and the short quantity is long.

(5) Chemistry teachers

Periodic table of elements; (Chemistry teacher)

Chinese Pinyin. (Chinese teacher)

Horizontal batch: letter combination.

Alkaline acid neutralization is better; (Chemistry teacher)

The combination of yin and yang is the best. (Physics teacher)

Deuterium and tritium, red heaven and earth;

Potassium, calcium and magnesium make a hero.

The first part expounds the extraordinary temperament of the chemistry teacher, and the second part describes the teacher's unyielding character. The chemistry teacher on the podium is honest and enthusiastic, and his teaching work is orderly and rigorous.

Measuring cup measuring cylinder, how can a teacher have feelings;

Tape measure, Mr. He's heart.

Studying secrets, music is accompanied by organic and inorganic;

Train students to handle atoms and molecules skillfully.

There are thousands of changes in the world, and careful observation and scientific analysis are the truth;

There are many puzzles in life, which can be understood with emotion, explained with knowledge, and returned to its true colors.

Horizontal criticism: it is difficult to answer questions.

(6) Biology teachers

Yesterday, I longed for marriage and flowers;

This effect is like a mandarin duck flapping its wings and flying.

Horizontal batch: the melon is ripe.

Scientific cells are growing,