The author praised Sima Qianyun: "Boyi and Shu Qi are wise, but they are famous for their masters;" Although Yan Yuan dropped out of school, he also dropped out of school. "Ralph's banner is made of tiger skin, and celebrities are used to improve his social status. Since Shu Han was descended by Liu Bei, history will never be forgotten, so what happened to the boy? When I was 40 years old, I had a trip to Kunming Expo Park. I was the owner of a painting shop. I claim to be a disciple of Master Qi Baishi, but what I did was vivid-dead, which seems not enough. Moreover, when he was born, Qi Lao had passed away for many years, and he didn't know how to be reborn and handed over smoothly. Because the questioner came again, Xu said, "My teacher, Mr. Tang Wenxuan, was born under the old family in his early years. "Qi to lu, lu to the male, is true. After I returned to China, I met the sage, Qi, so I stamped my business card with the name "Zeng Guofan's sixth generation successor". Zeng Guofan was a famous minister of ZTE in the late Qing Dynasty. His mantle spread to Yu Yue, then to Zhang Taiyan, Zhang Taiyan to Lu Xun, and Lu Xun to Li. Mr. Li is a university teacher, so is he. The genealogy is all there, and you can still take the exam vividly. The rest, if Mr. Liu Yazi, Mr. Chen Yinque, Mr. Bian and Mr. Qian Zhongshu are all descendants of Zhao Mu, that is, they are similar in blood. Even a foreigner like Einstein should give Zeng Bozu the position of teacher. The so-called hundred rivers and sea turtles, thousands of generations, all kinds of beautiful mountains and rivers, are all in one place. Knowing that the real person is here, you don't have to bow your head and stand at attention and stick out your tongue. If you are willing to remit the remaining 10000 dollars and call 1 10, I will drive to your home, give you an initiation ceremony, give you a bronzing certificate, and allow you to take a photo with your mistress and sign it. You will be the seventh generation descendant of Ceng Wenzheng in the future. If you give me another villa area and a rickshaw, you can engrave your name on the merit tablet, which will be listed in the who's who of Zengmen disciples. From now on, you will live forever. If your income is not high, but you are steadfast, you can ask for an extra inch of registration photo. After taking a bath every day, you can sing a fat song and kowtow to the photo three times, which will also fully reflect the meaning of courtesy and respect. If my conscience finds out that I bought a copy of XX English at my own expense, my wife's foot wrap and my little grandson's urine are not wet. Please, please, the little girl is polite. It's for self-praise. Who stole cat meat? I spent my childhood in my hometown in the country. At that time, people were still struggling to fill their stomachs. Children in the village can "go to school with their schoolbags on their backs" because of the frugality at home. In the hot sun, I followed my parents to plow Long Mu in a small thin field, but I never dreamed that I would go to college, learn foreign languages, eat foreign food, worship my ancestors, and gain fame and fortune. In our primary school classroom, classes are usually held, cows are closed on holidays, and students and animals take turns sitting in the village. Our teacher only has junior high school education at most; The fourth-grade math teacher didn't know the pronunciation of the English letter V. I went to the whole brigade for advice, but there was no result. I am a smart man. I learned a hello when I went to town one year. When I got home, I showed my skill and immediately became an idol worshipped by my classmates. There are no books to read, but I still watched many anti-Japanese movies. When my friends and I fought together to arrange the PLA and catch the "devil", I shouted "Eight Wild Deer, Work hard", ordered the left and right to push out the meridian gate, picked up the bamboo pole for herding cattle, and the "devil" fell to the ground. Pronunciation is the biggest problem in junior and middle school English. Fortunately, the wisdom of the working people is infinite, so I will combine Chinese and western, pronounce words with Chinese characters, promote my experience in class, and pass my experience on to men instead of women. Tiger is "his brother", brother is called "mending socks", one, two, three "pills vomit to death", and tomorrow it will be "who steals cat meat", which is a matter of opinion. I read Mr. Bai Yang's autobiography two years ago, only to know that great minds think alike. The phonetic notation of Chinese characters was invented by Bai Lao half a century ago. Drinking water, thinking about the source, suddenly returning to the roots and recognizing the ancestors. When Bai Lao was in middle school in rural Henan, he couldn't pronounce "I have a pen", so he marked it as "Ai Haifu's pen". "I didn't expect to accidentally erase a paragraph of" Enpen ",I can't recognize it clearly. Later, when I saw it, it became the "Eichhoffs Box". "Times have changed, and the foreign language learning environment is no longer the same. Unexpectedly, Chinese phonetic notation, which originated in Bailao and epitomized by you, has been developed in 2 1 century after decades of setbacks. All kinds of Chinese phonetic conversation manuals, not only in English, but also in French, Japanese, Russian, Korean and even Cantonese, are varied and sold all over the country. Have you noticed that when farmers and vendors meet foreigners in Xi 'an and Dali, they are all "good morning", "stupid donkey" and "stupid pig" (Salut, Bonjour in French), and what they bargain for is "pills kill people" and "flowers with kindness" (un, deux, trois in French), which is not to coax them into pecking rice. Recently, I heard that someone used this method to declare scientific research results, so that they boarded the academic hall. Disciples and grandchildren can inherit the sacred learning and make outstanding contributions to the future. Bai Lao is learned in Taipei. How can he not be sad or happy? Friends who are familiar with martial arts novels know that there are no crouching tiger, hidden dragon and strange people in the countryside of Shan Ye, China. A decent top master from all walks of life met a peerless master in a deserted temple, and was often knocked down with a few moves, becoming famous all his life, and then finished. This generation of experts, armed with martial arts secrets, hid in ancient caves in barren hills and burned around the clock to repair them, but the dragon saw the first thing and disappeared. After great achievements, the world will meet. When you are ordered to go out of the mountain, there will be all the sunshine, the earth will shake, the breath will turn into clouds, the saliva will turn into rain, the flowers and doctor's hats will be Qi Fei, and the dollar bills will be the same in the ocean. It's really cool. Nowadays, the wave of learning English is surging, so a large number of folk English masters have been born, punching Shaolin one by one, kicking Wudang one by one, and devouring Wan Li. Among them, several giants, both publishing books and giving speeches, moved to the east, west, north and south, attracting English lovers to file in, like carp; It is even necessary to cross the ocean, pass on scriptures and send treasures, and rescue the barbarian brains of all roads in Asia, Europe and America from the fire pit. He is a popular movie star because of his popularity and money, and he dare not kowtow and give up. Since ancient times, talents have been scarce, and many people lament that the master is dying. Who would have thought that, like a strong wind in spring, the petals of ten thousand pear trees were blown open at night? In a blink of an eye, our English community is full of masters. I also had the honor to personally attend a speech by a contemporary master. When the master came to power, there were thousands of people under the stage, all cheering and cheering. Long live the mountain call. On one side of the pulpit, there is a white banner more than ten meters long, which vaguely reads "The Great Wall will never fall", and the smoke is rolling, like a swearing-in meeting for saving the country. A few talented young people around the master, I don't know if they are several bags of disciples of the master, with white cloth wrapped around their foreheads and murderous faces, are a bunch of Japanese bushido. The master is said to be a "universal translator". I was going to hand over a note for the English translation of "escort", but unfortunately I failed to do so and died unsatisfied. This master has been teaching Dharma for several years, aiming at teaching all sentient beings. As long as he pays, he can teach anything. Nowadays, his disciples and students are all over the world, and the land of China is already "singing XX English where there is well water", which has formed a spectacle in the cultural history. Gai must have something extraordinary, but he also has something extraordinary. The secret practice taught by the master is really extraordinary. The master advocates listening to everything, obviously practicing oral English. However, they have to go into battle with their arms and thighs, twisting their necks and buttocks, holding out bears and birds, singing and dancing, which is ten thousand times more lively than the monkey soldiers and monkeys under the Monkey King of Huaguoshan. Its individual practitioner, I personally saw in Sichuan University, a young girl wandering in the Woods, her eyes staring like a buffalo. While punching in the air, she screamed at the top of her lungs, unable to understand what language she was speaking, as if the Palestinian representative had angrily condemned Israel at the United Nations. All the way, the birds in the forest fled in fear. Its collective performers, such as a friend and a gentleman, witnessed by Yuan Hua University of Science and Technology. Before dawn and the snow did not shine, several men in black stood around, posing as the Big Dipper, sometimes holding their knees silently, and sometimes screaming at the sky like a wolf. It is said that the girls in the nearby dormitory dare not go downstairs for several days. A master of Qi Hua San Qing can also know 18 kinds of martial arts and 72 kinds of changes, and how many "conditions" are not enough to show his thorough ability. In addition to publishing books and giving speeches, he also organized various summer camps and closed training courses, went to the countryside to help the poor, and even participated in TV evenings to have fun with the people and become a propaganda ambassador for world-class activities. They are rushing around in major cities, and they are in a hurry, and their buttocks are not hot, so they are pushed out and turned in the sky. As soon as a master's book sells for a good price, Lao Tzu immediately cleans it up and releases a sequel to the market (there are often several pages of newspaper clippings in front of the book, and several pages of advertisements are often posted at the back of the book. Whether the newspaper clippings are advertisements remains to be tested). In addition to books, there is also a VCD (please send me a picture if readers find a sneak shot). Besides VCD, there are tapes. Besides tapes, there is a repeater. The so-called "One, Two, Two, Three, Three Things of Tao Sheng" became popular in the university edition, followed by the middle school edition, the primary school edition, the children's edition, the adult edition, the lyric ballad edition and the original soundtrack film edition. In addition to XX English, there are XX Japanese, XX French, XX Korean, XX other barbarian languages, and there are countless children and grandchildren. Walking into today's foreign language bookstore is like walking into a milk tea shop, a XXX language specialty store, where Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, Biluochun and Xinyang Maojian are all above versions. Seven or eight tapes, two or three thin volumes of books, packed in exquisite gift boxes of various colors and tied with yellow ribbons, sold for more than 100 yuan. This money is enough for my family to wholesale cheap socks at the market, which will fill several drawers. I went to the bookstore the other day and saw a new giant box by a master. I opened it and found a batch of books, tapes and VCDs, as well as newspapers, business cards, advertising brochures, inspirational posters, user receipts and user application forms. If you put a toothbrush, a sausage, a pack of napkins and a roll of toilet paper, you can learn to travel with Jackie Chan. On the inspirational poster, it is snowing heavily, and the master is sitting in the Woods in a military coat, holding an English book in his hand and studying silently. Although the wind is whistling around, the master's face is filled with the breath of spring. I just sent my children to the countryside to catch fireflies for my reading and lighting. I can't seem to catch enough cans, so I can't read this book. There is also a photo of the master, which reads "Teacher XX lights candles and studies hard". There are several mahogany bookcases where the owner reads, which are obviously modern study rooms. Half a candle stood on the table, making the room look like daylight-it was daytime, and the candle did its best, as if it had been put out grandly. Five pieces of Wahaha baby "The Condor Heroes" are King Jinlun, a master of martial arts in the snowy area, and carry five pieces of Wahaha with him, including gold, silver, copper, iron and tin. When they danced, they were all covered in wind, and they were all short of arms and legs, crying. According to preliminary statistics, there are five magic weapons provided by popular learning methods. Now the qualifications are as follows: one day is simple and fast. Most leaders advocate listening, speaking and leading, regardless of blue-collar, old, weak and sick. As long as they pay for a set of books, add a few tapes, and ensure that they can recite ABCD in a few months, chatting, surfing the Internet, sending faxes and writing resumes are very easy. The rest, such as CET-4, TOEFL, IELTS and GRE, are regarded as contempt. Those who say anything easily, whether they are on a business trip at home, washing clothes and cooking, just wait for the tape recorder to turn on, words and example sentences will flood into their brains, and then they will take root and become green cards. It doesn't matter if the work is too busy. It's wonderful to listen to some of the same music while sleeping with headphones on. Not only learning English, but also relieving fatigue and promoting sleep. If you are lucky, you will recover quickly with colds, asthma and scapulohumeral periarthritis. I like to have spring dreams when I sleep. Since I learned English, all kinds of western girls have come slowly as soon as I close my eyes, one by one, fat and thin, squeezing my eyes and twisting my waist. I looked around and was very happy. Second, patriotism. Represented by a master who studied in Xue Ying. Once upon a time, China people's foreign language level was generally low, and the nation was in danger. Therefore, the master took the initiative to launch XX English, and for a while, the world would respond, and the five grains would win. Masters are always carefree and tireless in teaching others. He has achieved remarkable results in spreading Buddhism in recent years, and his grand dream of "making hundreds of millions of China people speak English" will soon come true. Next, the master will travel to Europe, America, Japan and South Korea with silk scarves and feather fans, so as to save the summer and avenge China's century-old humiliation. At the beginning, Mei Lanfang wore a beard and vowed not to perform for the Japanese occupation army, but this master dyed a yellow hair and had a bright future, which left a thorough impression on China people. Third, scientific achievements. Today, in the eyes of some people, science is omnipotent. When the name of science is mentioned, the children dare not cry at night, so everyone has scientific soup. Nanotechnology began to appear, followed by nano refrigerators, nano washing machines and nano vacuum cleaners. My eldest daughter-in-law's godmother also developed nano-stinky sufu in the factory in her hometown village. Dopted mother's niece now lives in a city and runs a "clone" copy shop. The business is very promising. -XXX English pamphlet, using alpha brainwave, Julian principle, conditioned reflex principle and XX Novo music, scared people in rural areas, such as us, to wet their pants. If you don't give a few articles to avoid disasters, I'm afraid it will be difficult to sleep and eat. Fourth, foreigners and celebrities. The popularity of foreigners, its origin is gradual. If you can get in touch with foreigners, who dares to take off his hat and pay attention to you? A literature professor I know very well has a very general reaction to teaching. One day, he claimed to be a visiting scholar at Cambridge University, and he often walked along a small road with Joseph Needham, which immediately scared the students in the room to death. Throughout the popular learning methods, all of them are eager to move out of foreign masters and ladies to cheer. Such as the giant box of a master mentioned above, there is a jade photo of a Swiss teenager. As for celebrities, I have never seen anyone invited to Beidou Mountain in academic circles. Most of them are ordinary professors, doctors, or undergraduate Harvard girls. They said to a book, "Since learning XX English, my back is not sore, my back is not painful, and my legs are not cramped." That's all. Fifth, vulnerable groups. From a 70-year-old woman to a young Aaron in a ravine in Guangxi, as long as they learn English, they will rebuild themselves and regain their confidence. According to the introduction of the giant box of one of the above-mentioned masters, this master has been down and out, and even spared no effort to travel to the countryside to send books and offer love, enough to apply for the Nobel Peace Prize with Aunt XX of a drug advertisement. My husband is a poor doll, hungry and cold in the country. Suddenly, a cultural person from a big city went to the ravine to help the poor. I'm afraid that Guanyin Bodhisattva will appear, so I'm glad I didn't tell you. Of course, the XX English given is "It's all good after use". What foreign monks read was lost in today's English teaching, and heroes all over the world drove it away. At the same time, folk experts from Asian, European and American countries have also come to China to join a hundred schools of thought. "Monks in the distance can recite scriptures." With their learning methods, English can be used freely in a few weeks. Moreover, chickens lay golden eggs every day, and watermelons bear gold ingots. Since then, my son has never played truant again, and beautiful women come to sexually harass. Is there anything cheaper than this? When foreigners launch a "learning revolution", China people will "carry the revolution to the end". Foreigners shouted "Don't learn English", and among China people, there were people with lofty ideals who "must learn English". At that time, there were countless incarnations of Cheng's axe, and I appeared after the war, with swords and shadows, and it was very lively. However, over the past few years, Saburo, who studies English hard, has changed many times. Major foreign language colleges in China are waiting to close down. Foreigners, in the imagination of our people, all have six wings and two bell-like eyes. A sneeze will make a volcano erupt. When I was a child, I went to town to catch the exam. I heard that some people say that the toilets there actually have walls, unlike the "Mao Dad" (toilet) behind our village. I buried a crock on the spot, but I thought that the gods came down to earth and the atmosphere dared not come out. Twenty years ago, when I first went abroad, I saw a professor's toilet in Russia, and I lamented that I was a stunner. Now I want to take a cold look and knock on the empty road to go home. Now I have made a fortune and seen a lot of the world. There is a bathroom at one end of the bedroom and the living room at home. After metabolism, I washed away the water, and the turbid waves in the pool surged down and fell into the bottomless hole in the empty mountain. It's spectacular. My youngest daughter, who divorced and remarried two years ago, married an American white-collar worker and now lives in California. Every time a foreign son-in-law comes to the door, he will give my husband and wife a deep bow and say hail. I quickly called for exemption, stood up, and ordered my family to give him a pot of Erguotou, so that he could sit down and answer. After Mr xxx, an old friend, introduced "Taoist English", foreign students kept coming to the door for advice, asking Taoists to cook, push wine and raise professional titles. It's not surprising, even my family, the whole family, in front of foreigners. -Listening and speaking theory of English as a foreign language is generally leading. The magic weapon to defeat the enemy is similar to the above five items. Of course, they are not talking about patriotism, but internationalism. Conclusion When we were young, learning English with Chinese Pinyin in rural areas was an indigenous method that we had to adopt because of the conditions. Learning English pronunciation is the key. Once the wrong pronunciation becomes a habit, it will be difficult to correct it later. Now the language environment for learning English has been greatly improved, and tapes, VCDs and computers are very popular. If we use the indigenous methods of our people in those days, it would be tantamount to quenching thirst by drinking poison. Of course, not all leaders of popular English learning methods are liars. I believe that some owners introduce their learning methods out of a good desire to improve people's English. Although the academic qualifications and attainments of leaders and authoritative experts in the English field are not comparable, some of them still have some real skills, and they have made painstaking efforts in learning English. Mr. Li Yang's beautiful English is quite good. According to him, it was the result of hard training standing in the snow in winter. Mr Zhong Daolong himself is an English teacher in a famous school. When he was training his listening comprehension, he used several tape recorders and wrote many ballpoint pens. Rome was not built in a day, and their fighting spirit is admirable. For a long time, our English teaching has focused on grammar and reading, ignoring listening and speaking, and leaders generally emphasize the importance of listening and speaking. Their propaganda is great and has a wide influence in society, which has played a certain role in enhancing English learners' attention to listening and speaking training. I have read several audio books published by them, and the selection and reading are impressive. I also recommend them to young students. However, listening and speaking are only two of the five basic skills in English learning. Listening and speaking is the foundation, reading, writing and translation are the foundation. I can only listen and speak, but I can't read, write or translate. How is this different from illiteracy? Ignoring the objective learning rules, exaggerating the role of listening and speaking, and simplifying, fastfood and vulgarizing the systematic learning of English will inevitably have a serious negative impact on the vast number of English learners, especially the knowledge groups. As for some people who advocate dancing and screaming when speaking English, it is vulgar and grandstanding, which greatly loses the dignity of scholars. There are ways to learn English, but there are no shortcuts. It is impossible to be quick, easy and fast. Some executives themselves study hard and practice hard. They must know that haste makes waste, but it is very irresponsible to advocate simple and fast learning for ordinary learners. Their theory has nothing to do with the research results of natural science, but they flaunt themselves in the name of "science" without any explanation except deceiving others and raising flags. Some people make money under the banner of patriotism and use the sympathy of the public for the disadvantaged groups to seek fame and fortune, which is really unkind and not taken by the benevolent. Laozi said: "Knowing enough is not humiliating, and contentment is not dangerous." He also said, "It is better to stay in the middle than to talk too much." The hardest thing in life is to know yourself. After years of accumulation, writing a book has a good response and earns a lot of money. That's all. They persist in ignorance and arrogance and dress themselves up as a generation of grandmasters. Writing a book is a middle school edition, a primary school edition, a university edition and an adult edition, and various versions emerge one after another. Besides writing books, I also give speeches and autographs, organize summer camps, run training courses, go on TV, be an "ambassador" and fly around to make the world's scenery clean. It seems that the English education of hundreds of millions of people in a vast country will be reversed by them, so many authoritative experts in the English field can only look on coldly. According to Laozi, this is "pretending to be a craftsman master" and "pretending to be a craftsman master, I hope it doesn't hurt my hand." At the end of their tether, I don't know how they will end up. Cheng used an axe to announce flowers in the Romance of Sui and Tang Dynasties, but he only knew three tricks: "beheading", "boy picking teeth" and "cutting ears". Of course, cutting the first three axes is very cool, and cutting the fourth axe will expose the clues and scare people. Everyone knows that he was a hero at the end of Sui Dynasty, but he ranked 36th. The first movie Meteor Garden was highly rated, but the second movie was not very brilliant. F4 became famous overnight at first because of its handsome face. They are not satisfied with this. They shoot TV series and give concerts everywhere. As a result, they are losing ground and the river is going from bad to worse. It is reported that they will be dissolved. Mr. Yu's "Cultural Journey" and "Notes on Mountain Residence" were well received. He claimed to be the director of the introduction of western learning to the east, but in recent years he has been writing A Sigh for a Millennium and A Traveler Without Borders. Dozens of countries in Asia, Africa and Europe "sighed" all the way. After all, it is not enough, which makes people feel that one book is not as good as one. This is the same mistake, isn't it a lesson? If you think about it a little, you will know that the leaders are not over 20 or 30 years old, flying around in the fog all day, earning a lot of money all over the country, and they have to read a few books. How much knowledge can they have? How can you settle down to write so many books, and this one is of high quality? Spell, cut and paste together and write one more book, and they can earn a lot more RMB. If there is any essence in these books, isn't it a pack of wild medicine that makes charlatans wander around? Mr. Ma once told a stand-up comedy "Scratch", which tells the story of an itchy back. He bought a medicine bag with a lot of money. When he opened it, it was wrapped in a layer of paper. After peeling off the layers of paper, there is a piece of paper with two words written on it: scratch. The main point of the big head theory is listening and speaking, that is,1+2 = 3,2+1= 3,3-1= 2,3-2 =1,and half a ladle of water is scooped over and poured back, with only a few things left and right. Of course, we'd better consult authoritative experts on how to learn English well. Why should we invest in a group of Jianghu people and businessmen? Experts' books and papers are not difficult to find. For example, the English learning magazine 1999 published dozens of articles "What do English experts say?". Comparing the two carriages, we can see that the popular theory of learning methods is mostly to fry other people's meals. If you want to learn English well, you can't just practice listening and speaking. It's not enough to practice only five skills. You should also study grammar systematically, read more books and understand Chinese and western cultures. As long as the parrot plays with a few tapes, he can think of Beech's contribution to the battle. That's the cat sniffing the smelly fish-sniffing the owl (impossible). Suggest popular learning methods for heroes. There are many capable people in China. You have made a lot of money, young and old. You might as well accept it when you are old and go home and enjoy your retirement. Stubbornly stuffing green onions into your nose-pretending to be an elephant, which means rabbit's tail-won't grow. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get on the donkey with the old lady and pack our songbooks. We will watch it all the way.