Although I didn't type the following myself, I hope it will help you! It's all from the motto.
People who live in hope can dance without music.
Close-up, life is a tragedy; Looking through the long lens, life is a comedy.
The value of life lies not in the beginning, but in how you end it.
Kindness is a relic of the burned soul, such as the charcoal is still warm after the fire is extinguished, and the flowers are fragrant after the wind has faded.
Winners actually do only one thing: make the impossible possible.
Forget yourself and you will become brave; Care about others, and you can win respect.
The wind blows away the diary, but it can't blow away the winding traces in memory.
Every life is beautiful, even a small flower will not refuse to open.
Happiness never leaves. He hides in a corner of the years and will come out to give us a jump when he is not looking.
Fear is the cause, not the result.
Be happy when you are alive, because you will die for a long time.
For everything we can't grasp, we no longer reach out.
I quickly turned around with another expression that seemed to be crying. Not many people began to know and were not known by many people.
Then I suddenly hit the wall and my happiness fell to the ground.
Life goes on forever, and there is no way to change it. Go on, adapt to yourself, adapt to your own changes, and adapt to the changes in the world.
Still walking alone in the dark, always smiling in the sun.
How long will it take? How long will it take? Our eyes will be full of love, and we will say in a voice like a lake of orchids: everything is worth forgiving.
Love at first sight, then decline, three points tired.
But you use binoculars to expand your vision by 300 miles.
I trust and depend on you.
It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.
Clocks and watches are the yardsticks we use to measure the years, and at some point, they will also be submerged by the years.
I thought I was decadent, and today I realized that I had been scrapped.
Knowing you is like winning the first prize, but it's a pity that you didn't get the bonus.
Your writing is so sensational that I am sighing.
The dead president, that's because life is worthless.
There are no soldiers and horses in the street, but it is a mess.
A good horse only eats good grass, whether it is the grass in front or the grass behind, and whether it will turn back or not.
When love becomes the past, another love comes, but that is the past. Another love came and finally became a thing of the past. Life is to climb in the past and finally reach it.
Don't support me, everyone is a complete individual.
The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.
I think there is something wrong with your character when you don't talk, but I'm sure there is something wrong with your character when you talk. I want to puppy love, but it's too late.
I am an unsuccessful bad guy.
Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.
Although the truth has come out, I still like the stories in the newspaper.
Ordinary income is the safety belt to maintain normal families, and high income is the atomic bomb to destroy normal families.
Isn't there an exam today? Why are you all wearing heads?
It is said that the speed of human soul is close to the speed of light, so I will go abroad after I die.
We have never seen an angel with six fingers, but we have never seen an angel with five fingers!
Praise a person, it is best to use official documents; Criticize a person and try to use the phone.
When glass speaks, every sentence is a last word.
Does that man dare to say he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
Low-key means emphasizing.
Some people really don't like it at first glance, but they look good at first glance.
The gap between people, in the final analysis, is one sentence: there is no villain, there is no gentleman.
No matter how beautiful the flowers are, they are just feed in the eyes of cows.
You are excellent, and there are only two things you can't do-neither this nor that.
You are unlikely to know my age, because every year is different.
Although restless, you should keep yourself.
People speak without fear.
It scolded me and I took a step back. If it scolds me again, I'll take a step back. There's a wall behind it. It's still cursing. Hit it! ! !
We haven't eaten for days. Everyone looks like pancakes.
My brain is like an oil tank. If I strike a match, it will ignite.
Although there are always no derogatory words in advertisements, I never watch advertisements.
Let your personality shine on your forehead.
I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly naturally, but put them in a pot to stew soup.
Dinosaurs are big, but dinosaur eggs are small.
Wildflowers by the roadside. No, step on it!
Although it is not a beauty, it may also be a disaster.
Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the internet.
All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.
I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.
Never think of yourself as a swift horse. There are swift horses, but not like you.
A lazy sheep, even if it has long hair, will feel a heavy burden.
We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.
Even if he is an idiot, I hope someone more idiot will call him a genius.
Every time I miss a boy, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall of the world.
Flowers bloom, honey is collected, and flies come to shit.
Old age has several obvious characteristics, one is memory loss, the other is. . . . . . Second, I don't remember.
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, let alone a tigress.
If the god of wealth opens the door, it doesn't matter. The key is whether I open the door for him.
I won't tell you if I kill you.
Please don't let him use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.
Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Yi Zhongtian.
Pursue her, like a running snail. . . . . .
"Are you an iron fan princess?"
"Why do you say that?"
"I think only Niu Wangmo deserves you."
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If you want to play, you must lay a good background first.
If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.
I once had a pair of wings. I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.
When a cat is chasing a mouse, if it considers how to put its tail well, it will definitely fail.
If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following you
If you are cruel, you won't do two things-neither this nor that.
If you see 10 sacks rolling towards you along the road, you must believe that when they roll to your side, 9 points have already entered the ditch.
Although it is not a beauty, it is also a disaster.
Wildflowers by the roadside. No, step on it!
We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.
Three Zhuge Liang killed a cobbler.
My prince rides a yellow bull instead of a white horse.
For hardworking people, there are seven days in a week.
For lazy people, there are seven tomorrows in a week.
No matter how beautiful the flowers are, they are just feed in the eyes of cows.
I am a famous writer who is little known.
A meat pie fell on your head from the sky, but it's a pity that you are a vegetarian.
Don't let other people's cream cover your cake.
Sadness is greater than heart death, and death is greater than collision.
Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.
Other people's geese are geese, and their own geese are swans.
Bend over, too I'm picking up my wallet, and you're picking up garbage.
When you want to do anything, there is only one knife.
The sky is falling, I support it, you cushion it.
I am an unsuccessful bad guy.
If you want to live to 100, you have to bite the bullet 1200 months.
Love is blind, but fortunately, marriage specializes in this disease.
Truth is nonsense that is universally applicable.
Doing nothing is a right that only the boss has. If you are not the boss, go to work quickly.
I think there are two kinds of people who are most attractive in the world: one is beautiful like me, and the other is stupid like you.
Listen to the opinions of the majority, consult with a few, and finally, one person has the final say.
A happy family is one that quarrels less than its neighbors.
Whether the Rockets can win depends on whether the Hornets fail.
Calling you an idiot is an insult to all idiots.
If you live long enough, you will be worshipped, just like those old houses.
I told you not to tell him because he told me not to tell you. Now I tell you, don't tell him I told you; If he asks you if I told you, tell him I didn't tell you.
What these three things have in common is that no matter how hard you try, you will get lucky in the end, and you will bump into each other.
I am young and my husband is worried.
If I have to have a brain transplant, I hope I can transplant your brain-because your brain is brand-new and never used at all.
It is hard for you to love nature so much, even if it is so cruel to you; Ironically, the other person is either ugly or stupid.
Ignorance is enough to do ordinary stupid things. To do unusual stupid things, you must have profound knowledge.
Tell them everything you know, don't worry, it won't take 10 seconds.
If gambling is illegal, we should all stop driving and get married.
Cars can help you see the world, but it's up to you to see which world.
A careful driver refers to a person who drives an uninsured car.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
You've been going downhill from the bottom ...
On a full moon night, at the top of Huashan Mountain, I am alone and have a far-reaching vision. I have an object in my hand, facing the sky, pulling back and stretching. After running for three laps, I looked up and shouted: There is no signal here either!
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The night gave me black eyes, but I still want to roll my eyes with them.
As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I can't pass Grade 4.
College boys are like trees on campus, and college girls are like street lamps on campus; A tree can't have several street lamps, but a street lamp can illuminate several trees.
The Internet is like a prison. Stole a wallet, went in, and when he came out, he killed and set fire to the whole meeting.
An old farmer went to the second floor according to the request of the double-decker bus attendant, but immediately came down and said, you lied to me, there is no driver on it.
A stutterer was drinking in a hotel, and a waitress stood in front of him to serve him. Stuttering: "pour ... pour ... (the waitress keeps adding wine to him) pour wine ... too much!"
Father: "A Guang, what should I do if I meet a cobra?" A-guang: "Break its glass before you run away."
Thief A: "Count how much money you robbed today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow."
An exam in law school: "What is the punishment for bigamy?" A student replied, "Two mother-in-law."
Spending money, being tired, suffering from anger, being unsafe, being cheated, the worst food, wasting time ... a series of hardships, and finally boasting to people with joy. This kind of behavior is called "traveling".
A Shanghai audience wrote that he wanted to appeal to the relevant departments to grant a restaurant the title of advanced sanitary unit. Indeed, there are really not many restaurants that can eat half a bar of soap in their dishes now.
A friend sent a letter, calling on the relevant departments to award the title of advanced sanitary unit in a restaurant. Indeed, there are really not many restaurants that can eat half a bar of soap in their dishes now.
Seeing the excellent performance of China athletes in the Olympic Games, I can't be calm for a long time. I have a good idea. If Liu Xiang, who won the 1 10 hurdles championship, and Xing Huina, who won the women's 10,000-meter long-distance race, get married and have children, can the Olympic Games add a 10,000-meter hurdle to this child?
Recently, a hotel in Kunming urgently stopped a new way of eating-the specific way is to let the beautiful woman who has taken a shower lie on the table and put the food on her body for consumers to enjoy. It is said that there is a rule posted in the restaurant-no one is allowed to strike the table when eating.
The new way of eating has just been introduced, and the hotel is recruiting people. I heard that several men also came to apply and asked if the restaurant wanted a tableware cleaner. In my opinion, only one of them has a competitive advantage, because his resume says that he has three years of experience in rubbing his back in the bathhouse.
The mass banquet that caused an uproar was stopped by the relevant departments on the grounds that it did not meet the national hygiene standards! The bosses are not convinced. So the relevant departments also said that you can stop if you don't want to, but since the human body is a container for vegetables, you must complete the following disinfection procedures like ordinary bowls: rough washing, fine washing, water washing, disinfection, and finally infrared sterilization at a temperature above 380 degrees. ......
After the sports meeting, someone made a summary. He said that if you want to get good grades in the sports meeting, you must make three mistakes: first, your referee must not make mistakes; Second, your mentality can't go wrong; Third, your urine can't go wrong.
Money can't buy everything, but it can buy me; Violence can't solve everything, but it can solve you.
I really want to become a monk, but there is always one thing that I can't let go-I don't have a girlfriend yet.
A good young man with ambition: two 5 million heads!
You will always be younger than tomorrow.
An intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.
I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.
Love comes like a mountain and goes like a roll of silk.
A man's face is his autobiography, and a woman's face is her novel.
A man is willing to do anything for the woman he once loved-except continue to love her.
Men fall in love with eyes; Women love ears.
Maturity is a responsibility. When you grow up in the responsibility of others, you are duty-bound to others.
Most geniuses don't live long. It is precisely because of this that they have a natural power to transcend and want to accomplish everything when they are young.
Cyclops has more serious shortcomings than blind people, because he knows what he lacks.
What hinders growth is not childishness, but self-maturity.
Living in inferiority complex is like driving with a handbrake.
Man is not a happy pet, but an unfortunate prey.
It is better to love or be loved than to love.
Heritage can be inherited, but happiness can't.
Beauty is dangerous, just like the death of a tooth and the skin of a fox.
Life is like watching a movie until late. You can't ask others what happened in front of you, you can only think clearly about what happened. The movie is over before you know how to end it.
Lies are stranded sharks. It may be alive and kicking, and it looks scary. But as long as you wait quietly, it won't be long before it dies.
Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the ground.
Narrow-minded people are like microscopes, magnifying small things but not seeing big things.
An unfulfilled promise is a lie, and an unfulfilled check is a bad check.
Some people say that people have two ears and one mouth just to listen more and talk less. In fact, I think the wonder of the creator is that people have two ears, not only for listening more, but more importantly for listening at the same time.
Being complacent is easy to get carried away, and being complacent without getting carried away is a kind of sobriety; Courage may be reckless, and boldness without recklessness is a kind of maturity.
Just as silence is not numbness, melancholy is not disappointment, innocence is not ignorance, innocence is not superficiality, humor is not humor, fairness is not justice, conceit is not self-confidence, and inferiority is not modesty.
what is love ? The definition of love is easy to be rash, and the definition of not being in love is easy to be mean.
Life is so sweet that people often taste it; Life is too bitter, people often hate it; Only a bittersweet life will make people chew it again and again.
Young people are as chic as natural scenery, lively and smooth; Middle-aged people are as rigorous as artificial gardens, exquisite and elegant.
Temperament is a person's flesh and blood, will is a person's skeleton, and spirit is a person's soul.
Being a man, the simpler the better; You can't be too careful.
The optimist's heart is full of happiness, while the pessimist's dream is only melancholy. The true yogi, whether in his heart or in his dream, has only peace and tranquility.
A person needs humility to correctly evaluate himself, but needs to be more modest to correctly evaluate others.
Truth is often said casually; And lies are generally very serious.
Shallow and comprehensive, at best mediocre; Deep and one-sided, sometimes it may be a genius.
An experienced and knowledgeable person may be wise, but a wise person must have rich experience and knowledge.
Silence is by no means afraid to say anything, can't say anything, and can't say anything, but it's easy to say something, not casually, not casually.
Failure is easier to become philosophy than success; Pain becomes wealth more easily than happiness.
Naivety is far from maturity, but true maturity must contain naivety. Because maturity is not mellow, let alone smooth.
Regret is valuable the first time, devalued the second time, and worthless the third time.
Between men and women, the longer the love story, the better, not the more the better.
Modesty is a kind of cultivation. If pride can be hidden in modesty, it is a kind of cultivation.
Frustration is painful, but few people use the experience of frustration to repair their lives. This kind of pain is paid in vain.
Forgiving others' mistakes is not necessarily a virtue; Ignoring your own mistakes is the most irresponsible release.
I don't advise anyone to do anything. In fact, everyone just plays dumb about what they have done.
Criticize friends unless you know others and yourself. Otherwise, it is better not to say.
Giving charcoal in the snow is more important than comforting with words. Charcoal is not expensive, but it is not given to many people.
If people's legs take root and plants run around, all they hear is probably help.
If people and animals can talk, they must be talking about animals.
If the dream can come true, there must be many people who dare not sleep.
In front of every man, there is a woman.
Writing is the art of adapting the ass to the chair.
Failure is the ladder to success, and the ladder is limited.
I hate being told to "bring it on". Don't you know that I have two generations of love?
Please raise your hand if you love me, please stand on your head if you don't love me!
Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well!
After all, there is no overtaking BMW, so we can only watch it die in the sunset. You know, it wasn't my engine that broke down, but my chain fell off.
I don't want to pull out anything but my eyebrows.
Buddha saw a world from a grain of sand, but I only saw a grain of sand in a world.
Don't blame narrow-minded people, because they punish themselves all the time.
I don't like taking the expressway. There isn't even a biscuit seller on the roadside.
Men boldly walk around, and women boldly don't wear makeup.
I always look up to you unless the height of the monitor in front of me is adjusted.
You can't look like a loyal person and ignore your conscience.
I am very busy, so I am here. If I were busy, I wouldn't be here.
Tell a woman who likes sports to make a jar of everything.
Finally know that the dormitory teacher is a Christian. The first thing he said when he entered my dormitory was OhMyGod.
Lovelorn is that you intend to spend your life with others, and they won't give you this life.
Reality should be exactly the same as ideal, so why should human beings be ideal?
Read thousands of broken books.
The world is full of people who are sick and don't want to die. Suicide is too extravagant.
We are all disguised as human beings.
I'm almost a professional writer now, and I don't need inspiration to write.
Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.
Mother said, "if fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit."
Wa, the leader of cannibals, believes in Buddhism. From now on, he only eats vegetarian food.
You eat less sweets, I have diabetes!
People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things.
Handsome is useless, maybe it was eaten by a pawn!
Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.
In the face of difficulties, you are not afraid of death, but are you still afraid of living? In the face of danger, are you afraid of life and death? This is Einstein's theory of relativity.
Oh, dear, my clothes have lost weight again.
Ideas are like keeping rabbits. You only had two at first. As long as you can feed, there will be a dozen soon.
If you always use the mind of Zhajiang to interpret all books, then Zhajiang is the best book.
People can be down and out. But they cannot lose their souls.
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
Don't push me, or I will lose control, because I am great.
People are so funny, friendship can't stay, gifts can't stay, love can't stay, souvenirs can't stay
How dare you join the Beggars' Sect? You're well dressed!
A person's language is becoming more and more violent, which proves that his heart is becoming more and more fragile.
A normal mind is to make others normal and yourself abnormal.
Young is nothing. Who hasn't been young? Are you old? That's a real pity.
Accustomed to happiness Happiness may become a habit.
I live in absurdity all day, so don't tell me how absurd the world is.
There is nothing that cannot be turned into beauty. So, we don't know where the beauty lies.
Love is like pi, which never circulates. ......
A man's face is his resume, and a woman's face is her income statement.
When I was 14 years old, my father was so ignorant that being with him almost made me unbearable. When I was 2 1 year old, I was surprised to find that he had learned so much in seven years.
Buddha said. It is inscrutable to say nothing.
I was woken up when I was a child, but now I am woken up by myself every morning.
I am Wen Chou, Yan Liang and a hero.
When I was a child, I wanted to be a master of science. After years of hard work, I have made gratifying achievements-I saved a normal person for the world.
Ambition is not bread, but drinking milk without ambition.
It is confusing to ask what the world is like.
"Love" is a very strange word, the upper part is taken from the metamorphosis "change" and the lower part is taken from the metamorphosis "state".
The family is surrounded by four walls and supports their lives.
If you don't move, you will have a wild heart.
It will be clear when you are big; Poverty leads to farsightedness.
Height is height, it's a straw bag. Short is short, step on it if you can. Thin is thin, sucking muscles.
Someone posted a question: What is ADSL? The person downstairs replied: A is also a big pervert, and ADSL is also a big pervert!
When a wise man is at his wit's end, the way a fool comes up with must be the most useful!
I changed one channel after another, but I couldn't escape from the Qing Dynasty.
I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh.
I finally found a poor man with patches on his trousers in the street. He turned out to be an artist.
There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?
Every time a great work is born, the current judgment standard will be paralyzed.
People say that the sun is new every day, so you have a sad face.
How to mend the body? Three big sweet potatoes a day; How cool is it? A pair of jeans has been worn for three years.
Cheap things are not necessarily better, and free things are definitely the best.
Some people just want to hang on the internet all day like bacon.
People are separated from their bellies, but sooner or later, right?
If happiness is a cloud, if pain is a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li …
Ordinary people are confused, which is a natural confusion; When intellectuals are confused, they pretend to be confused.
No one is satisfied with his property, but everyone is satisfied with his wisdom.
The sky is falling, I support it, you cushion it.
Men are confused.
I won't tell you if I kill you.