One sentence: "I think you are poor, not to mention the old slave?" , become a famous sentence. So I left in shame.
Huan Xuan pacified Shu and took Li Shimei as his concubine, which made him very popular and he often stayed after fasting. The Lord didn't know it at first, but as soon as he heard it, he attacked with dozens of maids. Just like Li combing her hair and sending a letter to the ground, her skin color is jade and she is unmoved. Xu said, "I don't want to be here when the country is ruined. If I can see it today, it is my heart. " Main exit.
-"Shi Shuo Xin Yu Yuan Xian"
The following is what I found on the Internet.
19 Encountered a barber-Princess Nankang
Princess Nankang's most famous story happened between her rival "Rejoice Hairdresser".
Princess Nankang married Huan Wen. People often put Huan Wen and Wang Dun together, and they have a lot in common: both of them are from the Eastern Jin Dynasty, both of them are handsome, both of them are generals, both of them are married to princesses, and both of them want to monopolize power and usurp the throne, but both of them failed and died.
At that time, comparing Huan Wen with Wang Dun, Huan Wen was very unhappy. He is most willing to compare with Liu Kun, the general of the Western Jin Dynasty. Liu Kun once conquered the north and recaptured the land of the Western Jin Dynasty. Huan Wen also went west and won a large area of land for the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Liu Kun was not as famous as Huan Wen in later generations, but Liu Youfeng was very talented and became a temporary weather vane. Huan Wen also likes to participate in literati debates, loves poetry, calligraphy and painting, and considers himself a general with literacy and tolerance. Unlike Wang Dun, he is a lout.
When Huan Wen was in the Northern Expedition, she met an old handmaid with superb skills. When asked, it turned out to be Liu Kun's former geisha. As soon as the geisha saw Huan Wen, she burst into tears and asked her why she was crying. She said, "Because you are like Liu Kun." Huan Wen was very happy. She hurried back to the house and put on the most handsome clothes, and then called the old geisha to let her have a closer look. Is it really like Liu Kun? The old geisha said a series of lovely and sharp parallelism sentences: "The face is very similar, and I hate being thin;" Eyes are very similar, hate small; Must be very similar, hate red; Appearance is very similar, hate short; Sounds alike. I hate women. "That is to say, you are like Liu Kun everywhere, but you are worse than Liu Kun everywhere.
Huan Wen was devastated. He took off his clothes like a gust of wind and fell asleep, moping for several days.
The physiognomy of the old geisha is like a flying knife, hitting Huan Wen's acupoints directly: he is also a great talent, only a little short. The word "hate" is particularly well used, which means "what a pity! What a pity! " Born perfect, destined to be no higher.
Compared with Wang Dun, Huan Wen is much more humane. When he attacked Shu and became Han, the ship sailed to the Three Gorges. There are many apes in the jungle along the coast. A soldier caught a little monkey. The little monkey's mother followed the boat and cried on the shore, following it for more than a hundred miles. Finally, she saw no hope, so she jumped on the boat and died. The soldier cut open the monkey mother's belly and found that her intestines were broken into pieces, which proved that there was really such a pain as "heartbreak". Huan Wen was very angry when he heard that there were such cruel people among the soldiers. He severely punished the soldier who caught the monkey and sent him away.
Huan Wen's appearance is "sideburns like hedgehog skin, eyebrows like purple stone edges". He looks terrible and speaks openly. At the age of eighteen, he went straight to kill his father's enemies. The three brothers of his enemy stopped Huan Wen from taking revenge with knives every day, but Huan Wen went straight to his enemy and killed the three brothers. But such a soldier, when challenged by a crazy "friend", can endure, hide and have a tolerant and lovely side.
There is a man named Xie Yi, who is a public guest in Huan Wen. Huan Wen named him Anxi Sima (official name). This Xie Yi often goes to Huan Wen's house to drink. When he is drunk, he pushes the headscarf aside, disheveled, singing and shouting, and chasing Huan Wen to spell wine. Huan Wen couldn't help hiding in Princess Nankang's room, but Xie stopped her. Later, whenever this Xie Yi came to the door, Huan Wen hid in the princess's room. The princess said bitterly, "If it weren't for this crazy Sima, how could I meet Mr. Lang!" "
It seems that the princess still has feelings for Huan Wen. And Huan Wen, who has been busy becoming a "big shot" all day, has not been in the princess's room for a long time. According to Jiang Jiao's divorce statement, "Wang Dun is in awe and Huan Wen is in the net", while Huan Wen is more afraid of his wife. Although he doesn't often go to the princess's room, he dare not marry a beautiful concubine. Because he only hides in the princess's room every time, there is no place for other women to hide.
But his influence is getting bigger and bigger, his ambition is getting bigger and bigger, and correspondingly, the team of concubines is getting bigger and bigger.
After he led the army to destroy Han Cheng in Shu, he married Shi Li's sister as his concubine. At first, he hid Li Meimei in another room, afraid to let his wife know. But I don't know where the princess heard about it. She was so jealous that she took dozens of maids, some with knives, some with sticks and some with ropes, and angrily walked to Li's wife's house, vowing to catch this "charming" fox.
When I entered the room, the princess and other women were shocked. This Li is not like a fox, but rather like a goddess.
Li is combing her hair at the window, and the sunshine outlines her sparkling outline. At this time, she has no makeup, no pearls on her head, and only wears a wide white nightgown, which is elegant and refined. Especially a long hair, hanging to the ground, black and soft, modern shampoo advertisements can't shoot such a good hair quality effect.
A closer look shows that this barber is particularly beautiful, and his skin color is as white as jade. When I saw a noble housewife come to confess her guilt, she was surrounded by a group of daughter-in-law and maids who were gaudy and looked lost. She looks carefree and doesn't flinch at all. She just said sadly, "I didn't want to come here, but my country was destroyed and I couldn't help it." If I can be killed by you today, that's exactly what I want. "
Then he stood quietly with his head down, waiting to be killed.
The princess lost her machete, went up and hugged her and said, "Ah Zi, I feel sorry for you, not to mention the old slave!" " "
It means: "son, I loved you as soon as I saw you, and I felt sorry for you, not to mention my past!" " "
This story is included in Shi Shuo Xin Yu Yuan Xian. This refers to barber Li. However, in this story, the most precious and human thing is actually the princess. She is a kind-hearted woman and is not allowed to hurt her beauty-even if it is bad for her.
Princess Nankang has a bad temper, patience and compassion. She is very much like her "old thing" Huan Wen, just a couple.
In his later years, Huan Wen, with his great contribution, has been urging the emperor to give him "Nine Tin Worship", which is the symbolic highest treatment in the etiquette of horses and chariots. He even fantasized that the emperor would give up his position to him. In fact, at that time, the emperor had weakened his military strength a little, not to mention that in terms of war alone, he often won first and then lost, and turned victory into defeat. He is the kind of person whose confidence is greater than his ability.
Huan Wen didn't see the demise and deliberately seized the throne. His famous saying is: "you can't be immortal, but you can't be immortal." Maybe I'm a little anxious to see that time is running out. There is no hope of leaving an immortal legacy, so we should seize the time to be immortal. But as the singer-songwriter Liu thought at that time, Huan Wen was doomed to be a bad cook. He died before he could act, at the age of 62, immortal.
Nankang princess royal died before Huan Wen.