Two desks, three chairs, a desk with lines and a pen, and two books with lines. E: Today, the boss has an order, and he needs someone to recruit (give it to the audience) (broadcast it). Note that I can't find a male animal in the company. If there are candidates, please go to the third floor of the building to recruit (return) A; Has it been broadcast? E: Everything is ready except typhoon A: OK B (knocking at the door) A: Please come in! I'm here to apply. . . A: Oh, it looks like a high-quality talent. Please sit down. Hello, boss. Which school did you graduate from? B: Brothel A: My God, a brothel? B: You are a brothel. I am a computer college of a famous national school. A: Then just say it and return it to the brothel. Will a few more words kill you? We entered the intelligence test and asked E: Yes, boss, how many months is the breeding period of sows? Idiot, I took the wrong book. Sorry, there are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and saw why there was another prisoner inside. (Thinking for a moment) He shut himself in. E: Wrong, because the name of the man who escaped is "All". B: Naniu: Let two dogs compete. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line? B: Dog A, of course. It runs fastest. E: Idiot, dogs don't sweat. A: Really poor. Go back and wait for the call. Next. B (talking while walking) It seems that I have to go to Qingshan to see if I am sick. C, come out C: (glancing at B who just went out, he stepped forward) (singing while walking) I'm a soldier, and I'm applying today. . . If someone doesn't hire me, blow up the house. . . A: Oh, I didn't hire him. He bombed the house. Captain: What, Chief Officer, are you ill? Oh, no, I forgot to bring psychotropic drugs when I went out. Why don't I buy it for you? . . (turns away) A: Come back, you'll get sick. What's your name? Captain: the chief is tanned; I ask your name, and you don't care if I'm black. C: My surname is Shi, my first name is Shi Jia; That's a wonderful name, and shit smells good. Which school did you graduate from? C: Cai Hua Vocational School, as the whole country knows, where did you fail in the college entrance examination? Welcome to Cai Hua Vocational School! A: Stop, stop, stop. . . You came to our place to advertise, didn't you? What's your specialty? C: The nose hair is very special. A: This person is very funny. I asked you what sports you like. C: I won the international toilet competition. Where is my resume? C: My resume. . . Look at my memory. I didn't bring any paper to the toilet just now, so wipe my ass. A: I didn't expect to apply for a job like this. The next Ding came on stage (striding in). Why did a butcher come? What's your name? D: My surname is Shen, and my full name is Jin Bing. Shen Jinbing, which school did you graduate from? Who's a psycho? Who are you cursing? No, your name is Shen Jinbing. D: Don't ask around. Whoever dares to scold me in my turtle alley, let me (step on the stool) answer: OK. I want to see what his major is, Secretary (E). Read his message to me. E: (flipping the script) Shen Jinbing, gender: male, age confidential, graduated from Harbin Buddhist College, referred to as Harvard A: Shit, let's take an intelligence test. D: Let me borrow your mobile phone to make a phone call (leaving the stool) and (making a phone call). Hey, what's the sow in two dog, the hutong next door? No wonder I wiped my ass flat. Why should I take it orally? This can't be done. A: Hey, are you here to step on the field or apply for a job? D: sorry. Go ahead. E: Ask a man who has been chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river, but he couldn't swim, but why did he cross it? D: He must have swam there. Don't ask e: wrong. He was stunned by the fright. The second question is the most compassionate cartoon characters in the world. It must be Altman. Every time he sees a monster, it must be his robot cat. Because his hands are round, he always reaches out to people. D: what's the problem? Don't answer it. I'm going to deliver the sow. Bye-bye. A: Hey, hey, don't go. Alas, there are no normal people in this world. Next, alas, mine.