Baidu's brain teaser with no answer (1)
1. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation
2. Where is the hottest girl? Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere.
3. Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.
4. What animal has no sense of direction? '
5. What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)
6. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? Elephant skin, because the eraser (elephant skin is poor)
7. What happens when a wooden fish falls into the sea? Milk fish (wet wood fish)
8. Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, because of Jolin (cold weather)
9. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)
10. At what age will you go crazy between the ages of 18 and 18? Years old, due to filial piety (Xiao)
1 1. Confucius had three disciples, Zigong, Luz and Ziyou. Which one is not human? Lutz, because deer is a horse (Lutz is a horse)
12. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case (cloth is afraid of 10 thousand paper is afraid of one thousand)
13. There is a mosquito that can only bite people. What's the name of this mosquito? Pudding dog (don't bite the dog)
14. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)
15. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)
16. What are the surnames of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang's mothers? "Since" gives birth to surplus, "why" gives birth to light?
17. Who is the most difficult person to associate with? Lily, because every (lily) is hard.
18. Butterfly, ant, spider, centipede, which one didn't get paid? Centipede, because: reactive power (centipede) is not rewarded.
19. Who is the most embarrassing historical figure? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).
20. Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? The most industrious and lazy reason is: never stop doing one thing.
2 1. Which road is the narrowest? Answer: The enemy is because the road to the enemy is very narrow.
Baidu's brain teaser with no answer (2)
1. What color is celery shit? Answer: yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)
Four people were reported to be playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)? Answer: Because four people are playing a mahjong.
3. What line does the monkey dislike? Answer: parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)
If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: Yes, if, because if there is a car.
5. A man and a woman were telling jokes at the seaside, and both died. Why? Answer: They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughs).
6. blue gun and blue knife, play an idiom to answer: invulnerability (blue)
7. the eleventh book, an idiom answer: incredible (eleventh book)
8. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.
9. Who is dumb, the sun/moon or the stars? Answer: stars! Because the movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"
10. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click! Because ducks and finches are silent.
1 1. The coffee cup and the glass crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!
12. Who gave it to you? Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "
13. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.
14. Coffee cups and glasses crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!
15. Michelin went to a school to recruit new people. The topic of the interview is: why didn't a bird stand on a high telephone pole and get electrocuted? The whole school only accepts students for life. His answer is that the bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!
16. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is tragic: once there was a ghost who farted and died!
17. Now the phone is pressed. In the past, telephones used to dial with their fingers in digital holes. At this time, Xiao Ming dialed at home. His home phone number is always wrong. One day, Xiao Ming received a phone call from a woman. She asked Xiao Ming if she could call for help. Xiao Ming asked, why not call himself? The woman replied, because I can only dial this number.
18. Two tomatoes crossed the road, a truck sped by, one tomato couldn't escape and was squashed, and the other tomato laughed at the squashed tomato. Wow haha ~ ~ ~ ketchup!
19. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, it was hit by a car. With a loud cry, it turned into a cucumber!
20. One day, a matchstick itched, so I scratched my head hard, and it killed me and caught fire.
2 1. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and said loudly, Speak! Where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! "College students said a words, was electrocuted! He said, "I'm from TV University! "