When I am tired, the dormitory is where I recuperate and regain my vitality. This is my favorite bed. Sleeping on it has the comfort of returning home. It took me through countless sleepless nights.
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The dormitory is about 10 square meter, with two bunks. Four people live in it. I was in the lower berth when I came in. The brother in the upper bunk is a fat man with a beard and a pair of 800-degree myopia glasses.
I often bully him. When he falls asleep, I will stretch my legs and kick my feet on the bed board, and he will wake up from his sleep and return to reality. A tingle, turn over, lower your head and yell at me. What's the matter? I am dreaming. I just kissed the girl and fell into the water. You boy, you ruined my dream.
We laughed.
Didn't the girl save you by diving?
Saving my ass, I lost my soul and scared the shit out of me.
The elder brother in the upper bunk is straightforward and never gets angry when joking. Toss him because I like him. If we don't have brotherly feelings, he will throw a pillow at my head and then add his fists and feet. I may be disabled and the consequences will be unimaginable.
Sometimes I hide his glasses when he is not looking and watch him go blind. I don't wear glasses, so naturally I can't understand his myopia. It's funny to watch him grope around in bed, just like a blind man groping for an elephant, without a goal, searching in bed like a fool, always saying, where are my glasses? I put them on the bed! That's weird.
I also pretended to be surprised and looked puzzled to help him find it. When his efforts were fruitless and he was still wondering, I quietly put my glasses back on the pillow and pretended to be surprised and shouted, idiot, didn't I? Under the pillow.
I handed him my glasses, and he picked them up, put them on his eyes, looked around, put them on his eyes, and wanted to know what he saw. My eyes suddenly lit up and I was free to move. I'm not cautious, because I'm just blind.
I smiled happily, lying on my bed, smiling.
You're fucking kidding me again. He climbed on top of me and began to punish me.
I was crushed by him, laughing into a ball, and I didn't have the strength to fight back, and I didn't intend to fight back.
After four years in college, fooling him became my compulsory course. He has a happy temperament, which always makes me like him and I am very happy with him.
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The shop opposite me is a cultural person who loves to learn and knows how to learn. The only thing lacking is poor health, always having minor problems, either calcium deficiency or zinc deficiency, manifested as loss of appetite and oral ulcers. I even suspect that he has autism. He always talks to himself, as if he lives in his own small world and rarely communicates with others.
However, he is very kind, kind and diligent, uncontroversial and kind to people. These advantages are enough to prove that he is a good student.
He has a habit of calling his father at 7 o'clock every Saturday night on time. We didn't pay attention at first, but after a long time, this habit made us look forward to it.
We like to see him on the phone, smiling and speaking fluent native dialect. We can't understand a complete sentence. As soon as the phone call was over, the whole dormitory began to study what he said. Some people wonder what his father wants. He answered Rice. What he said is wrong. He said that his father asked him if his mouth still hurts. He said it didn't hurt.
It seems simple, but we are all deaf and can't understand.
I asked him, and he never heard him call his mother. He said that he had a good relationship with his father and had a lot of communication, so he seldom called his mother.
This is just the opposite of me. I only report my study and life to my mother, and my father never once. I may owe dad a phone call and tell him I'm fine. Please rest assured.
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His upper berth is the youngest boy in our dormitory. Said he was small, not small at all. He is the tallest among us, 190cm, and the door frame is almost on his head. He is a complete giant.
This guy is very strange, has a special hobby, behaves strangely and doesn't speak neatly. He always giggles, and his face is covered with bright acne, which is in the bud. Every time I laugh, I avoid him, for fear that the acne on my face will spray water.
It was a long time before we discovered his strange hobby. Because he slept in the upper bunk, some behaviors were not under our supervision, so he let his special hobbies go.
He kept a spider, and one day it suddenly disappeared. Spiders have no brains. Even if they go out for a walk, they will not return to their home voluntarily, so the spider escapes.
He lay alone in bed looking for spiders. We complained that it was late when the lights went out, and he admitted that he had a spider, but now he's gone.
Suddenly, the whole dormitory was boiling. Why can't you keep spiders? I am most afraid of spiders. The younger brother in the upper berth was a little excited and sat up to scold him.
Others are also worried. They climbed out of bed, afraid that the spider would get lost in the process of escape and climb into the quilt. If it attacks our bodies when we are hungry and cold, it will be unimaginable. After all, spiders are one of the five poisons, even if they are not fatal, they will leave scars in their hearts.
This buddy was attacked by a group, and we severely criticized him for acting on his own. The school rules and regulations do not allow keeping pets in the dormitory. After being discovered, we didn't take the initiative to report it, which was the greatest tolerance for him.
Forgive him this time and give a warning to the dormitory, because he is young, ignorant and playful.
His attitude is sincere, he deeply regrets that he shouldn't affect everyone's normal life for his personal preference, apologizes for the psychological stimulation he caused to everyone, and admits that there are no other unknown animals except spiders.
He added that if he couldn't find a spider, he was going to get a gecko. We think it's time to educate him. If I take the gecko to the dormitory, I will kill it first. Although I am shorter than him, I will never allow the ruling to be in the same room with me.
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My brother in the upper bunk spent sleepless nights worrying about the lost spider.
He is worried that spiders will wander along the wall and make their homes in his bed. To this end, he turned the bed upside down and shook it.
I scolded him. I don't mind you shaking it. It doesn't make sense on my head. Are you happy to shake you in my bed?
He smiled treacherously, and I was happy, hehe!
I like his sincerity. Of course, I have no fear of insects, and I don't care about the disappearance of spiders. I think it is meaningless for them to be afraid of a harmless spider for no reason.
05
They are all my college classmates, and we have experienced many joys and sorrows together, and each paragraph is a memory of youth.
Especially when I fell in love with Zhou Zhou, their envy and jealousy made me feel extremely honored.
When Zhou Zhou calls me, they will make fun of me. I miss Zheng Jiang as soon as I get back to my dormitory. I'm tired of it! I envy you. Love is sweet. Go back to the dormitory and feed us dog food.
These rude guys still won't let me talk properly. I pushed them away and continued to talk to Zhou Zhou. They were joking, so I threw them downstairs.
Bring me the math book tomorrow morning. I put it in your bag.
Put it in my bag? Why is it in my bag? I don't do math.
Take it if you want. It's too verbose and the book is so thick that I can't carry it.
He can't carry it. This is a joke. Her arms are stronger than mine. This is an excuse.
Well, ok, I'll bring it to you tomorrow. Anything else?
I asked her in a malicious tone.
It's gone. Then hung up the phone.
You are a real wave, which makes you sweet. What else? My brother in the upper bunk mimicked my tone by smirking and imitating my phone call.
I pushed him down on the bed with a bear hug, and I will accept you today.
He screamed in bed. Maybe I hurt him.
Our happy time faded away in this kind of laughter and abuse, just like my love with Zhou Zhou. As graduation approached, happiness became erratic.
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Zhou Zhou told me about their dormitory. Compared with my friendship, this seems to be more like a kung fu drama. I'm glad I met these roommates. We both gave each other an unforgettable, simple and happy college life.
I love them, whether they love me or not.