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School of Education Students' Campus Sketch Script
Characters: dormitory uncle, n boys, n girls props: tables and chairs, brands, money, markers, newspapers, etc.

Opening (a table, uncle sitting on a stool)

Uncle: The world is getting worse and worse. Moral decline, people are distracted, and the team is not easy to bring. Now some male students are a bit obscene, and they want to rush in when they see the girls' dormitory.

(At this moment, a boy wants to sneak in. )

Uncle: (striking the table) Stop! Demo, play dirty with me, you are still young.

Man A: What are you shouting? I've never seen a handsome guy.

Uncle: Just you? Look at the mountains and waters from a distance, grin from a distance, look at the mountains and waters from a distance, and look at freckles from a distance.

Man A: How dare you insult me? Do you know who I am?

Man A: I am a legendary handsome man, well proportioned by the wind, known as "the ground sinks and the water flows backwards", a ghost sees sorrow, a combination of beauty and wisdom, and the embodiment of hero and chivalry. Everyone loves me, and I do everything for my friends and girlfriends.

Uncle: Oh, aren't you the one who didn't deserve to fight when he was a child, but didn't have the money to buy a card to play Tetris online when he grew up?

Man A: Low key, low key.

Uncle: No.

Man a: it doesn't matter if I don't know you. When I come here often, you will know me. Everyone is from Normal University, one of our own, and you are here.

Listen, I'll help you go in and patrol.

Uncle: Please (Fan Wei).

Man A: Don't thank me. This is what we young pioneers should do.

Uncle: Stop! Come back, come back, you almost got in.

Uncle: Are you the only one who wants to blend in? A weak word kuo (the first sound) is on my face. As a freshman, I have the cheek to tell you about the Young Pioneers. Disappear in front of my eyes immediately.

(Action: The man makes a stop action)

Man A: My father works in a factory.

Uncle: Which factory is your father from?

Man A: My father is from the crematorium and my mother is from the funeral home. This is my business card. I can give you a 99% discount if anything happens to your family in the future.

Uncle: Your skin itches.

Man A: I see your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in the upper body and a stroke in the lower body. Why don't I book you a seat first?

Uncle: If you don't fight for three days, you'll go to the house and uncover the tiles!

(Two people jump out-soldier A and soldier B)

Uncle: Who is that? Get him.

(Man A is dragged out)

Man A (loudly): 10% off! 50% off buy one get one free!

(Male A disappears, male B goes up, and uncle continues to read the newspaper)

Man B: (singing and going on stage) Everyone says I look like Chow Yun Fat, but in fact I look like Andy Lau.

Man b: I'm bored to death. Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would marry myself.

Uncle: What's your name again?

Man B: You can call me by my nickname. My nickname is Jay.

Uncle: Jay, what are you doing here? Have you tried?

Man B: Nothing, just looking around.

Uncle: Then why did you turn around here? Do you know where this is?

Man B: Isn't it the girls' dormitory? Girls' dormitory, boys are moving forward.

(Say that finish and step in)

Uncle: The abdomen contracts slightly, and the chest naturally bulges. Shoulders back, neck up ~ ~ ~, feet up, right?

Uncle: If you go any further, you will be fined. 10 yuan, 30, 50 yuan!

Man B: You rob money, my poor boy. You can't treat me like this.