In his talk show in Guang Zhi, there is a classic saying as follows:

1, I not only failed to hold life by the throat, but also let life hold my hair.

2. When you go to college, you say that if you work, you can make money freely. Tell me when you are at work, and you will be free after work. I finally started working, and you told me that self-discipline gives you freedom.

A young man in his twenties is working hard in a foreign land. Ordinary and ordinary is the norm; Being famous and rich is a pervert.

4. My piano level is ten, clarinet level six and English level eight. What's your specialty? I am in World of Warcraft level 60.

Every time the subway runs, several people get off. I decided to take a cactus to work, and then I got off the subway and saw how aloe vera was.

6. Just like F 1 1, you are always there, but you just don't know what to do. You can call me F4.

7. At the airport, a man asked me, man, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here you are. Oh, it's disposable. I have zippo, too

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

9. Watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

10. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. If someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.