Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.
He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Three people copy.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...
Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.
Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Iverson: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Wu: Two-too many!
Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiaowu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Wu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head. (below)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, mowing the grass may not be useful. I'm leaving, too.
Primary school students' civilized etiquette crosstalk "Be polite"
Teachers and students, today we are going to talk about "being polite". People should be polite to each other.
Politeness is very important. (echo)
A: Politeness is "a fire in winter"; Politeness is the glue of feelings; Politeness is the key to friendship. Politeness is a "warm hand" extended to people in trouble.
B: It seems that you really need to be polite.
For example, when we meet for the first time in the morning, we usually say hello: "Good morning"!
"Good morning"
A: Don't underestimate this sentence: "Good morning", it makes people feel warm.
That's true. It's too hot. (Action: Wipe your sweat and fan yourself)
A: Actually, it doesn't matter whether we say hello or not. No one should belong to anyone or owe anyone. However, there is no such thing as "good morning"! You will feel uncomfortable, believe it?
Is it that mysterious?
A: If you don't believe me, let's try it in front of everyone and see what your reaction is. Let's start now.
B: how to try?
A: Very simple. Consider it the first time we met in the morning. Where are you from? I'm from here. We are old acquaintances, but after meeting, you looked at you and I looked at you, and no one said anything.
B: It's too easy.
A: Come on, let's go.
(Action: Two people walk opposite each other and look at each other)
A: How about that? How do you feel?
B: Stop it. It's really embarrassing.
Do you feel sick?
B: Of course not. How do you feel?
Do you know how I felt when I saw you like that?
How do I know how you feel?
I think you are ill. You're not very ill.
B: You're the one who's sick. Say something ugly, say something disgusting, really.
A: Actually, this courtesy is very important. It's not just a matter of greeting.
Really?
A: Of course. To show politeness and self-cultivation, people should first respect, understand and take care of each other.
B: Yes, yes.
In the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, we should all be volunteers and receive athletes, coaches, referees, sports officials, spectators and tourists from all over the world ... If we don't know their habits and manners, how can we be good volunteers?
Yes, you really need to learn more manners.
A: This etiquette is not immutable. It also changes with the changes of society and the customs and habits of different countries and nationalities.
B: It seems that there are still so many problems with this etiquette.
A: Yes, take our country for example. As a multi-ethnic country, there are great regional differences, so the manners are different. The bigger the world is, the more different the manners are. We also have a saying among the people: ten miles are different.
B: You learned a lot from what you said. Can you show me something?
I'm glad to hear your praise. Why don't I raise my hand? I'll give them to you today and show you three or four hands in front of everyone. what do you think?
B: He was really out of breath when he said he was fat. All right, show me four or five hands.
No problem. First, let's start by meeting and saying hello.
Yes, anywhere will do.
A: But sometimes you have to cooperate.
B: No problem, three to four times is fine, that is, five to six times. Please take care of yourself.
A: I have to perform well in such a good supporting role.
Who is your supporting role? Beautify yourself.
Stop it and start now. Let's just say that different countries and regions, different nationalities and different genders have different meeting etiquette.
B: What's it like to meet and say hello in China?
A: Are you asking about ancient times or modern times?
B: Just ask the ancients.
Do you mean greetings between men or women?
B: Ask how to greet a man first.
A: Very simple. If two people are friends or peers, they just punch each other and say hello. If there are different generations, the next generation should bow to their elders with their fists and then greet them. If you say hello to your parents or older elders, sometimes you will kneel and knock on the door. If you give it to the emperor, it will be more exquisite. You should give it as a gift. Would you?
B: I've seen it on TV and movies, but I know a little. I'm sorry
A: Can you also perform "the ceremony of the monarch and the minister"? Then why don't you give me a gift for everyone to judge and give you a score to see if you are qualified?
B: Go and play.
A: It doesn't matter if you salute or not. Don't be angry. I am' playing with you'.
B: How do modern people greet them when they meet?
How can you be so stupid? You can't even meet and say hello. That's rude.
You are very polite. Ask me.
A: Well, modern manners have also been reformed. With the improvement of living standards, etiquette is constantly changing. Bow to shake hands. Young people don't have to kneel and kowtow when they meet their elders. Think about it. Now people pay attention to hygiene. Like you, they dress very cleanly and luxuriously. If I meet Master climbing to the ground, I will be kowtowed. First, I'm sorry. Second, it is unsanitary. Don't you think so?
B: Who kowtowed to you?
A: Not only has this etiquette changed, but the language of this greeting has also changed. Especially in recent years, with the improvement of living standards, people began to pay attention to etiquette. This etiquette has also become a compulsory "course" for modern people. They go out, deal with others, socialize, and learn a lot of manners in this respect.
That's true.
A: The language of this greeting has also changed a lot.
B: What did they say when they met in the 1960s and 1970s?
A: At that time, the problem of food and clothing was not solved. Most people ask "Have you eaten" first when they meet? "Have you eaten?"
Why do you ask? Can't you ask something else?
Everyone is. At that time, eating was the first problem, and everyone regarded eating as the most valuable thing. Some places are even more interesting. No matter all the year round, everyone is outside the door when eating. Men, women and children are holding bowls outside, no matter what "good things" are in the bowls, so that others can see them. At least it means that my family has food today. This is not only for eating, but also for showing off.
It's so unsanitary! What's the answer?
A: Generally speaking, the answer is "yes". Whether you are hungry or not, whether you have eaten or not, you should answer first. Then ask, "Have you eaten?" If the answer is "no", it probably means that there is no rice in your house.
B: It seems that this greeting still bears the brand of the times.
A: That's it. "Have you eaten?" ? There are still many jokes.
Really? Tell me about it.
A: I heard from my grandfather that once, his old man just came out of the toilet and a colleague happened to pass by. He also went to the toilet and asked, "Have you eaten?" ?
What did your grandfather say?
A: Of course, my grandfather answered "Yes", and then my grandfather asked him, "Have you eaten?"
What did he say?
A: Not yet. I will eat later.
(Action: Two people fan their noses together)
B: No matter how embarrassing it is, there is no other topic. What do people say when they meet nowadays?
A: Now everyone asks, "Are you busy recently?" The busier you are, the more fulfilling you feel.
Hello, are you busy recently? (use to express greetings)
I'm busy. I just finished eight Olympic math classes. Now I will go to Cambridge English, then learn piano, then learn swimming, then write a composition, and then. . .
B: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
A: Then learn to draw, then learn to go, and then. . .
B: stop, stop (action: hold A's arm). I know you're busy.
A: A lot (exaggeration)
B: What gifts do foreigners give when they meet? Please advise.
A: When it comes to foreign countries, there are too many. I won't tell you one by one today. Pick a few typical ones, such as Europe and Africa, and teach them to you simply. You don't have to pay tuition today. It's free, but it won't happen again.
Nice try. Whoever has money will ask you for advice.
For example, in Europe, men usually hug or shake hands when they meet.
B: When we met, we asked, "Have you eaten?" This sentence?
A: People don't ask this question. They usually greet each other with "hi" or "hello". When we meet, we usually talk about the weather first.
I see.
A: It's a beautiful day today.
B: Yes. The sun is really good, the sky is high and the clouds are light.
A: The air is really good.
B: suitable for going out to watch the game. (Action: Get ready to go out)
A: Wait a minute. Umbrella
B: Huh? It is raining. Why didn't you say so earlier? Let's go back to the weather forecast.
A: In fact, politeness means treating each other sincerely.
B: That is, that is, sincerity is the most important thing.
To foreign guests, we can say, "Can I help you?"
B: Can I help you?
When we meet elderly foreign guests, we can say, "After you."
B: After you.
A: As long as you are sincere, you are polite.
Yes, sincerity is the most important thing.
A: Friends who have been to Yunnan know that there is a custom in Yunnan called "Water Splashing Festival". In order to show my friendliness and enthusiasm, I threw water on my body, which may be related to the climate in Yunnan, because it is hot there, so I don't have to worry about the guests catching a cold.
B: It's a good etiquette, especially for those who can't take a bath.
A: Well, that's the custom of ethnic minorities. However, if this etiquette is used in the Harbin Winter Olympics in the future, I am afraid it will not work.
B: That's the same.
A: Or?
B: It's a human habit, of course.
A: If you are in Harbin, it's more than 30 degrees below zero in winter, and the biting north wind keeps blowing, and you are walking alone in the street in a suit and tie.
B: Speak slowly. The more I listen to it, the more I sound like a wolf from the north.
Let's forget about wolves. Suddenly, a beautiful girl appeared in front of you.
Show sincerity.
A: The girl took a bucket of cold water from home.
B: Nonsense, boiled water is chicken feathers.
Pour this on your head.
I feel very comfortable.
Look at you.
Keep an eye on that girl.
A: You are not like you now.
Like what?
A: A whole popsicle.
B: Me.
(Action: Two people bow out)
Wen Ming campus hang
Character: Lin (Civilization Supervisor)
Carina Lau (Advanced)
Tony Leung Chiu Wai (Advanced)
Location: A corner of the campus
Lin: (singing) Walking along the familiar path on campus, I came under the tree in the morning to supervise-
(Whistling) Welcome the school anniversary, talk about civilization, cultivate a new style, and Lin, the supervisor of civilization, say hello to everyone!
Since I became a civilization supervisor, the campus atmosphere is getting better and better!
The roads are smoother, the queues in the canteens are more orderly, and everyone strives to be a good example of civilization. In my opinion, this civilized campus means that this day can be expected!
Hey, that classmate, behind your back, said you had an accident, so lean in, okay?
(Lin wants to turn away)
(Liu comes on stage with a soda bottle and cans! Go to the center of the stage and throw away the jar. )
After Lin found out, he stepped back and blocked Liu.
Liu: Excuse me, please get out of the way!
Lin is still on his way.
Liu (impatient): A good dog is out of the way!
L: Sorry. First of all, I am not a good dog. Secondly, I'm not a dog!
Liu: What a mangy dog! I've never seen a beautiful woman!
Lin: You, beauty-hahaha! (Laughing wildly), I have never seen such abstract beauty! Looks like a steamed stuffed bun and complains about being followed by a dog.
Liu: Hum, what do you want?
Lin: You ask me what I want to do. Let's see what you have done first. (head turns to the jar on the ground)
Liu (following): What's wrong? ?
Lin: What's this?
Liu: Bottle! Coke bottle!
Lin: No! This is not a bottle, this is a shame!
Liu: What a pity! Throw a bottle casually, and the earth doesn't mind. It's not your turn to lecture me!
Lin: I said this legendary beauty, you, you, you-too superficial! You can throw a bottle, but what if the whole school of management throws more than 3000 like you? More than 20,000 people from Fuzhou University followed suit? What if 65.438+300 million people in China follow suit? Even if 6.5 billion people around the world throw it away, will it be okay?
Liu: How is it possible!
Lin: well, even if it's impossible! It's no problem to throw plastic bottles. What about throwing glass bottles? What about throwing a pile of garbage? What if you throw a bunch of bombs?
Liu: Oh, your imagination is too rich! Why not throw one of you?
Lin: It's okay to throw it, but if you hit someone, even if you can't hit anyone, if you hit a kitten or a puppy, what if you can't hit a kitten or a puppy? Even if I can't hit the flowers and plants, what should I do if I hit the lovely junior year of 08? What to do?
Liu: What should I do?
Lin: It's up to you!
Liu: That's enough.
(Kicking open the jar) Okay, it's over, now it's okay!
Lin: Hehe, the terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart. Sorry, you are a first-time offender, but now you are officially upgraded to a recidivist! I formally declare that your behavior has seriously damaged the image of college students' civilized quality. We will punish you according to the code of student civilization of the University of California.
Liu: punish me, demo, new comer! Do you know who I am?
L: That's all right. I don't want to know either!
Liu: Go to Baidu and Google!
Lin: Do you know who I am?
Liu: I don't know. Why should I know you?
Lin: Go to Baidu and Google!
Liu: I can tell you that as a junior, you should respect your predecessors.
Lin: That's right, that's right, so you'd better take a closer look at my punishment regulations!
Liu: It's my home, and the new style of civilization depends on everyone. In order to celebrate the school anniversary, stress civilization and cultivate a new style, the regulations on campus civilization are hereby promulgated as follows. If students litter, they will be fined 10 yuan, including a bag of garbage! If students don't listen to advice and make mistakes again, we will give them a lottery ticket!
Lin: Yes, the third prize will be awarded twice, the second prize will clean the community health for a week, and the first prize will have the opportunity to talk face to face with the school leaders. The chance of winning the prize is 100%.
Liu: If the students' behavior seriously disturbs the campus order, we will directly issue a ticket and go home! Ah ~ ~ This has nothing to do with anything!
Lin: there is no end to the sea of bitterness, and turning back is the shore! Now you either accept it or accept it, there is no choice!
Liu: Don't push me. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
Lin: Oh, what?
Liu: indecent assault! ? Indecent assault! Scared, huh?
Lin: I'm afraid-I'm too afraid-
(crying, sitting on the ground): It's cruel to cheat others! My life is really bitter!
Liu: Hey, hey, hey, don't cry, the Great Wall has collapsed! Please, I admit it.
Ok, what's your name?
Liu: Ah!
Lin: Please, I gave it back to Tony Leung Chiu Wai! Please show me your student ID card, ID card or temporary residence permit, if you have a marriage certificate!
Liu shejian
Lin: Oh, her real name. I take that back! Ten dollars!
Liu: Can you give me a discount?
L: Sure, I'll give you a 9.9% discount.
Liu: It's only ten cents cheaper. Doesn't mean you haven't played!
Lin: Yes, if you still scream, it will cost ten yuan!
Liu: Handsome boy, can I go now?