Lead: Joke is an artistic language, taken from life, so it is easy to understand and always makes us laugh. Here I bring you a short campus joke story, welcome to read!

A short campus joke story 1 1. The teacher criticized Xiaoming: It was also taught by the teacher. Why do others study well and you study so badly?

Xiao Ming: You are a father, too. Why are you a woman and your brother a man?

Xiaoming was caught by the teacher playing truant.

Teacher: "What did you do?"

Xiaoming: "I went to eat."

Teacher: "Just eat!"

Xiao Ming: "teacher, my grades are not good and my health is no longer good." What can I do? "

3. The teacher asked the students: "If one day. A robber stabbed me, what would you do? "

Xiao Ming: "I don't think he stabbed it."

The teacher said, "What if I miss?"

Xiao Ming: "Then give him a bottle of pulse and be ready for a better state at any time."

Teacher: "What if I get stabbed?"

Xiao Ming: "Then give him a performance. I can't stop at all ~ "

4. Teacher: If you don't do it, who knows what it means?

Xiao Ming: On the surface, if you are not a liar, you will have two mistresses in secret.

Teacher: ... get out!

5. One day, Xiao Ming took a book and asked the teacher, "Teacher, why is the tongue as long as the foot?"

The teacher was surprised and asked, "Who told you that your tongue is as long as your feet?"

Xiao Ming quickly said, "It's in the book. I read it from this book. Look, isn't the three-inch golden lotus a golden tongue? "

Teacher.

Short campus joke story 2 1. During class, the teacher woke up a sleeping student and scolded, "Are you coming to class or to sleep?"

Xiao Ming rubbed his eyes and said absently, "Are you here for a lecture or for hypnosis?"

Teacher: Get out.

2. One day at school, during class, the teacher asked, "If I gave you a car full of cucumbers, what endorsement would you use to increase sales?"

Xiao Ming stood up and said, "buy me a melon to make you forget him."

The teacher suddenly became furious: get out.

3. Teacher: Give an example of how the Internet crushes traditional industries.

Xiaoming: There are no pornographic films on the road.

Xiaoming was called to fight by the teacher. Teacher: Call your mother and I'll tell her.

Xiaoming: What did you tell my mother about us? In that case, call your mother and I'll tell her …

Teacher: Get out of here.

In biology class, the teacher talked about the origin of the earth. The teacher said, "The earth was formed for about 4 billion years. Let me briefly talk about the changes in these 4 billion years. "

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, let's talk year after year!" " "

The teacher gave a meal and immediately became angry: get out.

Campus joke story 3 1, an exam, test paper title: write a famous book and its famous sayings.

A classmate thought hard for a long time before he thought of the following answer: Journey to the West and the famous saying: "Monster! Eat my old grandson! "

Xiaoming: Shuihu: Dalang, it's time to take medicine.

2. Teacher: "Students, you have learned so many Chinese characters. Which Chinese character is the coolest? "

Xiao Ming replied: "Teacher, excellent clothes and pants (cool)."

Teacher: "Get out!

Xiaoming was called to the office by the teacher today. Teacher: Why are you always against me?

Xiao Ming: You can do it from the back!

Teacher: Get out! Don't come to school again!

4. Learn Zhou Dunyi's "Ailian Theory". There is a saying that it is straight outside. Teacher's description: the middle is straight and straight. What kind of plant is this?

Xiaoming: Water spinach.

5. Teacher: "Xiaoming, name three reasons why the earth is an ellipsoid."

Xiao Ming: "My mother said yes, my father said yes, and you said yes."

The short campus joke story 4 1 pestered the female teacher to confess to her when I was in college. She said that she would promise me when I graduated.

Five years later, I found her and cried and begged her to say, teacher, can't I not chase you? Please let me graduate, and don't deliberately fail me again.

At the induction ceremony, the teacher gave me a badge and asked me in front of many students in the audience, "How do you feel?"

I said with tears in my eyes, "The badge pin wears meat."

3. Just pull a junior high school girl from the street. More than 95% are rich, and more than 60% are 100 yuan.

Just drag a junior high school boy out, and more than 70% don't bring 30% of the money. 30% not only have no money, but also owe money to others.

Classmate, do you believe it?

I heard that girls wearing bras to sleep will affect their chest development, so I personally took off my deskmate's bra in math class today.

I did it for her own good. I wonder why she hit me. Hehe, I deserve to be flat-chested for life.

When the roommate was lovelorn, we advised him to cheer up and said, "In fact, your girlfriend may feel bad."

Roommate: "If you feel bad, prove that she still likes me. Then why abandon me? "

"this." I quoted a classic sentence, "Maybe it's called joy and abandonment!"

6. In math class, the teacher talked about a multiple-choice question. After the phone call, he asked me which ABC to choose. I didn't listen to the lecture and subconsciously said, "Huh?"

Teacher: "Don't use Pinyin next time, yes, choose A"

I ......

7. The physics teacher said that we seemed to be in love in her class.

We all ask why!

The teacher adjusted her glasses and said, because people in love have zero IQ!

Then turn around and write on the blackboard!

8. In the evening, a student climbed over the wall to surf the Internet. The head teacher checked his bed and saw that there was no one on it, so he slept directly on it.

The next day, the students came back and saw someone on the bed. They patted and asked, "Who is that in my bed?"

The head teacher lifted the quilt and sat up and said, "Are you back?"

Then I called my parents.

9. Classmate A wanted to go back to his seat, and another classmate B blocked the way, so classmate B said to classmate A, "I opened this road, and I planted this road. If you want to pass by, please stay and buy road materials. "

At this time, the teacher stood outside the door and said, "Can I swipe my card?"

10, the class teacher suddenly transferred my top three female deskmates and replaced them with a big idiot who is dumber than me. I don't agree to ask the head teacher why.

As a result, the class teacher told me earnestly: "I want to improve your academic performance in another way." You should understand that negativity is positive, right? "

1 1. I wanted to sleep in this morning, so I didn't go to class. I fell asleep in a daze. Suddenly the class teacher called and hung up decisively. I waited two minutes to call back: "teacher, I was just in class." Now I'll call you back when I get out. What can I do for you? "

"Oh, nothing. I just checked the dormitory and saw that you slept soundly. I'll call you and tell you it's time to get up. "

I ......

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