Ji Yun, whose real name is Xiaolan and whose real name is Chunfan, is from xian county, Hebei. He was a famous scholar and writer in Qing Dynasty and the main usurper of Siku Quanshu Library. He is good at poetry writing, knowledgeable, witty and humorous, especially couplets. He is known as the "master of couplets" and "a generation of literati", and he is the history of the Ministry of Rites, assisting the university students.

Ji Xiaolan wrote reading notes in the micro thatched cottage, and borrowed the ghost fox to send human feelings. Lu Xun called it "human".

Very subtle, let orphans and ghosts express what they see, think witticisms, and solve them in time; There are mixed arguments and opinions. ..... The sky is full of interest, so no one can sit in its seat later. "

Ji Yun studied in a private school when he was a child. He was brilliant and unforgettable. Known as a prodigy. Its teacher, Miss Shi, likes it very much. Because he has no pressure of homework, he takes time out to feed the birds at home. Remove a brick hole from the brick wall, put it in the house bird, and block it with bricks. Mr. Shi blamed it for doing nothing, so he threw the house bird to death and put it in the hole, then blocked it and played a book:

The fine-feathered bird died behind the brick.

Ji Xiaolan a look, and know what Mr Is doing, then to the next to the cloud:

Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast

Mr. Shi was very angry. He asked Ji Xiaolan why he insulted Mr. Shi. However, Ji Xiaolan unhurriedly argued, "I continued to write the second part based on my husband's first part.

Look, from coarse to fine, from hair to feather, from wild to home,

Animals and birds, stones and bricks, first and then, life and death. What's wrong with that? Please advise. "Mr. Shi was speechless and left. A few days later, Ji Yun went to see Mr. Shi. Mr. Shi is still angry and his face is as heavy as water. He sat firmly in the plush chair and refused to welcome him. When Ji Xiaolan saw this scene, he made another devious move. He walked back from Mr. Wang's house and asked how to pronounce the word "Shuo". Teacher Shi didn't mind at all until Ji Yun left. It turns out that the lottery player is a "turtle in the door", scolding him for not going out to see the guests off, not adding responsibility, and secretly scolding him: stand up straight, crooked!

One day, Ji Xiaolan and some children were playing ball in the street, and the satrap happened to pass by. Their ball happened to be thrown into the satrap's official sedan chair. At that time, the chief snapped at him, and all the children ran away in surprise, except Xiaolan. He even stopped the sedan chair to catch the ball. The satrap praised his courage and innocence, without any blame, and was very happy.

Ask his surname and age, deliberately trying to make things difficult for him and say, "I have couplets." If you can match, I will return the ball to you. " Little Chan Lan naively nodded in agreement, waiting for the prefect to leave the alliance. The satrap said:

There are six or seven boys, but you are very cunning.

Xiao LAN freely promised:

The satrap is two thousand stones, and the public is the only one ... "The last sentence was delayed.

The satrap asked, "Why didn't you say the last sentence?" Xiaolan smiled and said, "If the Taishou returns the ball to me, it will be' exclusive sincerity'. If the ball is not returned to me, it is' exclusive greed'. "

Seeing that he was clever and cunning, the satrap answered like a stream, and he would definitely get ahead in the future, so he returned the ball to him with a smile.

Xiaolan should be a boy, and the examiner is a young talent, only three years old, because Wen Xiaolan has the reputation of "prodigy", which is a joke. His first part is:

Eight-year-old, are you ambitious?

Unexpectedly, Xiaolan immediately returned the following couplets:

After three years, I have no ambition to serve my country.

Hearing this, the examiner wanted to give him another couplet, because he saw two generals painted on the door, which was a couplet cloud:

The general leaned against the door, and his feet never touched the ground.

Xiao LAN replied:

North Korea's prime minister covers the sky with one hand.

The examiner saw a seven-story pagoda in the temple opposite the examination room, and added:

The pagoda has six or seven floors, surrounded by things, north and south.

Xiao LAN replied:

December in Shu Xian is the spring, summer, autumn and winter of the year.

So the examiner had to admire Xiaolan's talent, and the reputation of "prodigy" spread like wildfire.

This gifted scholar is well-known in the countryside. He entered Beijing with his father at the age of 12 and returned to his hometown at the age of 17. At the age of 2/kloc-0, after being admitted to a scholar, he studied in an academy outside Fucheng and went on a spring outing. As he walked, he smelled a peach blossom. Only then did he meet the former examiner, who had been promoted to magistrate and was traveling incognito. Xiaolan was anxious, but she hid the peach blossom in her sleeve. As a gift, the magistrate read it and made a couplet:

Spring is hidden in the sleeve of a white-faced scholar.

Xiaolan calmly

Answer:

Huang Tang is a satrap with keen eyes.

So clever, the magistrate's adult was amazed and admired.

Ji Xiaolan won the first place in the provincial examination at the age of 24. Later, he became a scholar and served as a bachelor. Serving a bachelor is to study with the emperor. Tell the emperor about Hanshu every day, and you can't go with him. Life is boring, so be careful in everything. If you are negligent and annoy the emperor, you will be beheaded or imprisoned.

After a long time, the emperor also saw that Ji Xiaolan seemed to have something on his mind. One day, the emperor said to him, "I think you look pale. There must be something on your mind. Let me guess. " How dare Ji Xiaolan not let the emperor guess? The emperor said, "In my opinion, you are-

I miss my wife, my son and my parents.

Ji Xiaolan was surprised when he heard that the emperor had guessed what was on his mind. But there seemed to be no reproach in his tone, so he knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, Ji Xiaolan would appreciate it if you were allowed to visit your mother. I'm-

Thank you only in words, dates, places and kings.

Such a couple, the emperor was very happy and immediately approved him to go home to visit relatives.

Ji Xiaolan entered imperial academy at the age of 30 and was famous for his quick wit. One day, Mrs Wang Hanlin asked Ji Xiaolan to write a congratulatory letter for her birthday. I saw that he had a well-thought-out plan, did not give in, and did not write with pen and ink. This time, Taitai asked Ji Xiaolan to write a congratulatory letter for her birthday. I saw him have answers, no humility, no pen and ink writing, impromptu loudly read aloud:

This woman is not a person.

When this sentence came out, the language was shocked. Everyone looked at each other, and Taifuren was angry and was going to have an attack. Wang's face is yellowish. At this very embarrassing moment, Xiaolan calmly read out the second sentence:

Nine days, the fairy came down to earth.

Everyone immediately fell to the ground and praised each other. Of course, when the old lady walked over and turned anger into joy, Wang Hanlin was even more relieved. Xiao LAN took advantage of everyone's noisy, raised his voice and read 1:

Have a son as a thief.

The guests in the porch hall, like a pool of frogs, suddenly dropped a stone and became speechless. The host froze there again and was blindsided. I don't know what Xiaolan is going to do, and I feel very embarrassed. Hundreds of pairs of eyes are focused on Xiaolan. I saw him scanning the audience for a week, which kept everyone's appetite and slowly read out the conclusion:

Steal a flat peach for your mother.

The audience burst into laughter at once and everyone was very happy.

Emperor Qianlong, who also likes dancing and writing, chatted with ministers in the convenience hall one day and mentioned the word "color difficulty" in the Analects of Confucius. Gan Long said, "This word is the most difficult to correct." Ji Xiaolan responded with a voice: "Simple"!

"Then you try!" Gan Long said.

"This talented minister is right." Small blue replied.

"Ah ... Rong (person's name) ... Yi ..." Qianlong remembered the word "Yi" that Xiaolan said. It was a wonderful couple. He couldn't help laughing, and all the ministers admired Xiaolan's intelligence.

Emperor Qianlong led his ministers to Mount Tai and went to Daimiao to offer sacrifices. At that time, a wild stage bangzi drama "The West Chamber" was being staged in front of the temple. Gan Long had a brainwave and said to Xiaolan, I have a couplet. Do you want to try the next couplet?

Dongyue Temple, performing the West Chamber, transferring the southern accent to the north.

Xiao LAN muses slightly:

Chunhefang, selling summer cloth, harvesting in autumn and storing in winter.

Spring, summer, autumn and winter are all handy for the southeast and northwest, but they are very suitable.

This tour to the "Guanyin Pavilion", and Qianlong made another couplet for Ji Xiaolan:

An inch of land is a temple, and there are poems beside it. A poem says: sail away from the ancient temple tomorrow.

Xiao LAN really unambiguous, replied:

Two trees make a forest, no forest. It is forbidden to say: the axe will enter the forest in time.

This couplet can be said to be seamless, and the last sentence is a ready-made sentence in Mencius, which is naturally rare.

The day they arrived at Doum Palace coincided with the completion of a new Buddhist temple in the palace. Therefore, the teacher asked King Gan Long and his subjects for a pair of couplets to hang in the Buddhist temple. Ganlong first wrote a couplet:

Chimes and drums sound comfortable.

Looking for mountains and water, everything is empty.

Hundreds of women paid tribute to each other and invited world-famous Ji Xiaolan University students to write inscriptions. Ji Xiaolan looked around at the nuns. He was joking again, only to find that he hurriedly wrote a couplet:

A straight line

Two open doors

All the women were angry when they saw it, and the minister couldn't help laughing. Qianlong also blamed Ji Xiaolan for being too frivolous, and his jokes were out of control. He just wants to blame him. Ji Xiaolan brought a pen and added three words under the newly written couplets, which became:

As long as you go straight to Xitian Road,

Two open doors.

The implication completely turned into a good couplet, and all the women immediately turned anger into joy, admiring the talent of the university, and even laughed.

On one occasion, Ji Xiaolan was in the brothel "Zuiyuexuan" to compose poems with all the women, laughing and laughing. Wu, who claimed to be a gifted scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, suddenly came to compare with the scholar of Jida University. Ha a smile, Wu boldly read out his couplets:

Only real heroes can come here.

Ji Xiaolan is almost without thinking freely thought:

You are all poor children, what else do you want?

This speed surprised Wen Kui. The first part read by Ji Xiaolan according to the contract is:

I envy your lofty sentiments, and you can be a beauty like this.

Wu Wen

Chief slightly thought for a moment, saying:

I sigh that I have been studying hard for ten years in order to be rich and famous.

Two couplets, not neck and neck, and then to the curtain couplet, Wu Xian caught, pointing to a begonia flower outside the bar, said:

Haitang!

Ji Xiaolan will be here soon:

Yam!

Wu immediately added a sentence on it and said:

Tender begonia!

Ji Xiaolan also added a sentence, saying:

Old yam!

Wu Wen

Leader turned around and looked at the Chinese flowering crabapple, added a sentence and said:

Tender begonia with leaves!

Ji Xiaolan also said, mutatis mutandis:

Even hairy old yam!

At this time, all the people in the room focused on them and watched them perform silently. Wu Wen

The director then added two words to become:

A tender begonia with leaves!

Ji Xiaolan answer with confidence:

Half even hairy old yam!

Wu Wen

Director took a glance at the presence of prostitutes, and added:

Obliquely insert a tender begonia with leaves!

Ji Xiaolan solemnly rubbed his nose and said:

Half-hung old yam!

Some people can't help snickering, and some people ignore what they laugh at, Wu Wen

Chief followed and added two words to say:

A begonia with tender leaves is obliquely inserted at the edge!

Ji Xiaolan smiled and said:

There is half a hairy old yam hanging on the waist!

This pair of couplets, clear pronunciation and mellow voice, the audience immediately burst into laughter, but Wu Wen

Wei Xiao was embarrassed,

Not to be outdone, he switched to a teasing tone and added three words:

I love you to insert a tender begonia obliquely!

It means making fun of Ji Xiaolan as a woman. Where do you know that Ji Xiaolan, who has always worked with poetry to get people, will suffer this loss? He immediately went on to say:

You're afraid I'll hang half a hairy old yam around my waist!

Wu Wen burst into laughter again.

The chief blushed. Instead of taking advantage of Ji Xiaolan, he was humiliated and humiliated, but he deserved it and had to turn around and leave.

One year, Tianjin satrap Niu Renyi married his son. Ji Xiaolan and Niu Taishou are cousins, but they sent someone to send a pair of He Lian:

Song repair group Tong Yuan Wang Yue

Gui Xiang is quiet and good at playing the piano.

The next day, Ji Xiaolan came to congratulate Niu Taishou and said, "Cousin, my congratulations couplet quoted your family's allusions." The satrap doesn't understand its meaning. After several reminders, he smiled. It turns out that the first one quoted the story of "Black Cow Passing the Moon", and the second one used the allusion of "casting pearls before swine". Handed down as a joke by the guests.

Niu Taishou said to Ji Xiaolan with a wry smile, "I think your habit of playing tricks on people is better than yours!"

Ji Xiaolan asked, "Where are you from?"

Niu Taishou said, "A prostitute is good, but she is uneasy in her room."

"What do you mean?"

"This is called a bad habit!" When Niu Taishou finished, the two men smiled at the same time, and the guests next to them also smiled.

On one occasion, Liu Yushu, the champion of the new department, visited the house. Meet at Ji Xiaolan Concert Hall. Q: "Where do you live now?" Liu Yushu respectfully replied: "Students stay in Furong Temple temporarily." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan mused and burst out laughing on his back. But as soon as I laughed out loud, a girl rushed out and handed him a note. Ji Xiaolan turned around.

Mutation, laughter stopped. Seeing the new champion, it was inconvenient to stay long, so he hurriedly excused himself.

It turned out that the note said "My wife is dying". Mrs. Ma was afraid that he would embarrass others again, so she came up with this strange trick, and it really became a wonderful prescription to stop laughing.

Xiaolan knows her mistake, but it's hard to change after a long habit, and then she can't control it. Before he listened to the new champion staying at Furong Temple, he immediately thought of such a couplet:

Liu Yushu stayed at Furong Temple.

Pan Jinlian made a scene on the grape trellis.

This time, thanks to Mrs. Ma's timely stop, he didn't read the couplets and avoided an embarrassment.

Ji Xiaolan often takes pleasure in teasing others, and few people around him have never been teased by him, calling for hatred again and again. Xiaolan was on duty in the south study when she first entered the academician courtyard. The eunuch manager doesn't know him. Look at him wearing a fur robe and holding a folding fan. He looks funny. He said to him in a flamboyant tone:

Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you read books in the Spring and Autumn Period?

Xiao LAN a listen to the old eunuch with a southern accent, then casually replied:

The old manager who was born in the south came to the north. Is that thing still there?

The old eunuch was bored and retired shyly.

After that, eunuchs knew that he was knowledgeable and humorous, and they would make fun of him when they saw him. One day, Ji Xiaolan was about to visit the palace when several eunuchs stopped him and said that he would write couplets with him. A eunuch is out of the league.

Keywords ternary solution, meeting, shape,

Ji Xiaolan freely to himself:

The four seasons are summer, winter and autumn.

After listening a lot, one of them first asked, "You said four seasons, why is there no spring?"

Xiaolan smiled and replied, "Why is there no spring? You must understand in your own hearts! "

The eunuchs couldn't help laughing.

An elderly eunuch said, "Master Ji made fun of us and sent you to tell a story before you left."

Ji Xiaolan said, "I'm really busy. I'll talk about it next time. " The eunuchs refused to do it, saying, tell the shortest and interesting story.

Ji Xiaolan said, "Then tell the shortest one. There was a man ... "He stopped here and silently looked around at the eunuchs in front of him, trying to take them away.

The eunuch was anxious to know the following, so he asked him, "Where is this man?" Ji Xiaolan put on a serious look and replied, "There's nothing down there!"

"ah? ..... "Eunuchs listen, first one leng, and then remembered that they were laughed at by Ji Xiaolan.

Ji Xiaolan is favored and admired by all because of his talent. Once, some sparrows were flying around the corner of the temple. A minister said to Ji Xiaolan, "Ji Jun is very talented, why not write a poem about sparrows?" Ji Xiaolan also don't refuse, freely read aloud a way:

One nest, two nests, three or four nests.

Five nests, six nests, seven nests and eight nests.

At this time, everyone laughed and sneered, saying, "It turns out that Ji Jun's poem is just that Mr. Arithmetic counts the sparrow's nest."

Ji Xiaolan supercilious, then read:

Eat up the royal unlimited millet

Phoenix has fewer birds and more birds.

The crowd begged for boredom and left disappointed.

In the fifth year of Qianlong, the Ministry of Industry in Beijing caught fire and the emperor ordered craftsmen to rebuild it. There was a saying circulating in Kyoto at that time:

The fire is in the Ministry of Water Resources and the building is in the Ministry of Jin.

Because this couplet contains five elements of water, earth, gold, fire and wood, it has not been answered for a long time. There is a Chinese book in Hejian Prefecture, Hebei Province, which says to people, "Unless my hometown Ji Xiaolan is right." So he came to Ji Xiaolan and asked him to make a copy. Ji Xiaolan pondered a little, glanced at Zhong Shujun's thin figure and said with a smile, "It's nothing difficult, I'm afraid it will harm Mr." The Chinese book said, "Nothing, nothing, nothing." Ji Xiaolan this just say his bottom allied:

What is Zhongshujun, a northerner or a southerner?

Zhong Shujun was embarrassed to hear that, but he had made a promise and would never get angry, so he had to laugh it off.

Ji Xiaolan's bottom line is also a number in front of him, which is in five directions: east, west, south, north and middle.

The five elements of water, earth, gold, fire and wood are ingenious and wonderful, so they have been popular in Beijing for some time.

There is a big Buddhist temple in Hejian County, Ji Xiaolan's hometown, where the abbot meditates like frost. The Zen master appreciated Ji Xiaolan's talent, offered tea and cigarettes, prepared it very carefully, and presented a portrait of himself, asking him to write a poem as a souvenir. However, Xiaolan refused, but wrote:

Full of energy,

Old face;

Black and white beard,

Turtles and cranes are auspicious.

When the Zen master saw it, he got a treasure. Then I asked Xiaolan to send him a new Zen book. Xiaolan is taking advantage.

Xing Zhen pen disease book a cloud:

Phoenix swims and birds fly away.

When the horse walks along the reeds, the grass will not grow.

The Zen master was overjoyed and had it framed and hung in the main hall.

A few years later, a gentleman from Hejian was later called "a northerner and a southerner" by Ji Xiaolan. He went back to his hometown to sweep the grave, passed the Great Buddha Temple and entered the Buddhist temple. When he saw the couplet written by Ji Xiaolan, he couldn't help laughing. The Zen master was startled and asked what was going on. Zhong Shujun said: "This is Ji Xiaolan scolding you!"

"ah! Scold me? ..... "Jackson still can't see why. Admittedly, his knowledge is mediocre, not to mention his literary attainments.

Zhong Shujun had to explain to him: "Phoenix swims in the shade of grain and birds fly away", but there was only one sentence left (note:

The word "you" in the word "phoenix" was originally the word "bird" in traditional Chinese characters. ) There is a "few" under the "grain", which is the word "bald".

The word' when a horse walks beside a reed, the grass will not grow' is the word' household'. If you add the word' household' to a horse, isn't it' donkey'? Front and rear beams

In a word, don't you scold you for being a bald donkey? "

When the Zen master heard this, he suddenly realized that he was furious and ordered the little novice monk to tear down the couplets and burn them immediately.

Destroy.

He thought that Ji Xiaolan's inscription on his portrait was not very nice, so he quickly took it out and showed it to Zhong Shujun. At first glance, planting trees smiled.

"Is it insulting the old woman again?" Zen asked urgently. Zhong Shujun stifled his laughter and said, "These four sentences are all good words, but you only read the prefix horizontally. Isn't that just calling you' fine old turtle'? "

This made a Zen master so angry that he tore two portraits into pieces and burned them.

However, Ji Xiaolan has great respect for monks and nuns who really worship Buddha. Near his grandfather Zhang Xuefeng's house in Cangzhou, there is a "mysterious buddhist nun". There are eight nuns in buddhist nun, and the oldest one is called "Teacher Miao Yin". She is a devout Buddhist and has a noble character, which won the hearts of the people. Especially grandpa's maid Fan Sao, who is not filial to Weng Po, unexpectedly.

It was the wonderful teacher who said that she realized everything, and all the neighbors spread it as a beautiful talk. Ji Xiaolan therefore replaced "Mysterious buddhist nun" and "Teacher Miao Yin"

Everyone made a couplet. Its couplet is "mysterious temple":

Living a woman's body, rather than a man's beard, can make all ages know as a scholar.

Originated from the true Buddha, this is colorless, but Guanyin is mysterious.

At the end of the couplet, the word "Guanyin" is embedded up and down, and the temple name "mysterious" is also in the couplet, which can be described as appropriate and neat, especially the Zen machine is lively and unconventional.

Another gift from "Miss Miao Yin" is:

The sound and fruit are mysterious, and it is difficult to combine intelligence at first. A word is like an awakening, a brainwave to realize a stupid woman and a vulgar child.

Buddha is also called a scholar. Are Buddhism and Confucianism really of the same origin? If a thousand years pass by, Cihang will cross the sea of suffering.

The first sentence also embeds the word "Miao Yin", which contains a proper compliment to the teacher Miao Yin. It is really a rare sentence.

Emperor Qianlong advocated writing and ink, but he was not as fast as Ji Xiaolan, so he often stumped Ji Xiaolan, but he failed.

One day, Xiaolan traveled with Qianlong incognito. Towards dusk, he saw a white crane flying in the air. Qianlong had a brainwave and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Qing is good at writing poetry couplets. Now, you are not allowed to think about this crane. You must say it. " Ji Xiaolan immediately freely sing a way:

A crane flies in the sky of Wan Li, and cinnabar is covered with snow.

By the time Ji Xiaolan sang, the crane had been swept away, flying farther and farther, and turned into a small shadow. Gan Long is interrupted: "You see that crane is obviously Hei He, which means nothing. Are you right? " Ji Xiaolan then transit to sing a way:

Just because I came back late from foraging, I mistakenly entered Mo Chi, the storage place of Xihe River.

Qianlong secretly marveled, and then said, "It is often said in the DPRK that there are beautiful mountains and rivers in the south and talented people everywhere. I'll send you a copy, please renew it. " Li Anyun:

Yunnan people have mountains, waters and talents.

Ji Xiaolan knew that Emperor Qianlong was a romantic emperor, who could write poems and articles, and liked others to flatter him, so he was right:

I say northland sage every day.

Emperor Qianlong was very happy and praised him again and again.

One morning, Ji Xiaolan and his colleagues stayed in the palace and sat for too long, but still didn't see the emperor go to the temple.

Ji Xiaolan couldn't help complaining: "Why hasn't this old man come yet?"

Unexpectedly, his voice did not fall, and his footsteps had reached the back seat. Originally, Gan Long arrived in disguise. He was quite angry at Ji Xiaolan's words and asked sharply, "What does this old man mean?"

The courtiers present were all worried about Ji Xiaolan and thought that he would be in trouble now.

Ji Xiaolan, on the other hand, calmly took off his hat, went forward and knelt down and said, "Those who live long are called old, those who are supreme are called heads, and those who are parents are called children."

Although Gan Long knew that his explanation was sophistry, he couldn't lose his temper after such flattery, but he didn't want to let him go in his heart, so he reprimanded him and said, "You have a convenient eloquence, and you are still sophistry and pretending to be wrong. I have couplets now, so you must confront them freely, or you will be punished disrespectfully.

I respect you!

Dry long read aloud a way:

There are mountains here, and there are bamboos in Maolin.

Xiao LAN answer to yue:

If Zhou Zhi's red knife is a big training, what will heaven do?

Qianlong had nothing to say, so he waved Ji Xiaolan up.

There is another version of this legend. Say yes, one day Ji Xiaolan dressed up as a woman at home, stroking her eyebrows and lips, tying her nepotism, and looking at herself in the mirror. Suddenly, the family reported that the emperor had arrived. Ji Xiaolan had no time to change clothes, so he got under the bed and hid. Who knows, Qianlong saw it through the crack of the door, pretended not to know, sat in the plush chair and said to his entourage, "Ji Yun is not at home, I am waiting."

Ji Xiaolan hiding under the bed, really hard, what also didn't listen, loudly ask a way:

"Is the old man gone?"

Gan Long replied, "I specially listened to what it means for the old man to leave."

Ji Xiaolan blushed, got out from under the bed, knelt at the foot of Qianlong, and said trembling, "Long live the mouth, aren't you old?" Isn't the head of the crowd just a head? Isn't the creature in the sky a child? It's for the elderly. Please forgive me. "

Gan Long was very happy after hearing this and said angrily, "You naughty academician!"

Xiao Shenyang is a powerful minister and is favored by Qianlong. He was in power for a period of time, cronyism, dominating the world, and courtiers looked askance, but no one dared to crush his arrogance. So someone said to Ji Xiaolan, "Your Excellency is good at playing tricks on people. Why don't you operate on Xiao Shenyang? " Ji Xiaolan said: "There will always be opportunities, just wait and see!"

Soon, I met Xiao Shenyang and asked him to build a mansion, pavilions, gardens and water trees. And asked Ji Xiaolan to build a pavilion for his garden. Ji Xiaolan readily accepted the order and immediately wrote him the word "bamboo shoots".

These two sentences come from the Book of Songs: "Like bamboo shoots, like pine." Most people often use the word "bamboo branch pine tree" as a word to celebrate the completion of the Chinese house, so it is not surprising for Xiao Shenyang. The supervisor is made of gold and hung on the pavilion.

When the mansion was completed, Xiao Shenyang hosted a banquet for the guests, and even Emperor Qianlong was lucky enough to watch the ceremony. Very lively.

Xiao Shenyang led Gan Long and the guests and ministers to visit all parts of the official residence. Go to the gazebo in the garden.

Go to the "Bamboo Bud" on the forehead of the pavilion and ask who wrote it. Little Shenyang replied that it was written by Ji Xiaolan. Gan Long, listen.

Suddenly, he laughed on his back. This made Xiao Shenyang laugh silly. I don't know what happened, so I quickly asked, "Please clarify?" Gan Long pointed to the pavilion and said, "This is Ji Yun scolding you!"

Some people can't help snickering after what Qianlong said. Little Shenyang still didn't understand the meaning of Qianlong, so he explained, "Don't you take those two words apart and have a look?"

The people around him burst into laughter, and Xiao Shenyang looked trance. From then on, I held a grudge against Ji Xiaolan.

In June of the thirty-third year of Qianlong, Lu was deprived of public funds by his children's in-laws and salt transporters from Huai River to Huai River, and the court ordered the confiscation of Lu's property. Ji Xiaolan thought of a way to inform her in-laws. He took a little salt and tea, sealed it in an empty envelope with paste, and sent it to the Lu family without writing a word inside and outside.

After receiving the letter, Lu was puzzled at first. He slowly speculated about the contents and finally guessed the answer: "What was found in the salt box was empty (tea)!"

Therefore, Lu quickly transferred his family wealth, so that the court did not find anything valuable.

This behavior is very secret, but little Shenyang, who has always held a grudge, sent his minions to follow him and find out the details. For this reason, Ji Xiaolan was soon placed under house arrest. Gan Long personally interrogated Ji Xiaolan and said, "This case has been investigated very clearly. Although you haven't written a word, the facts are there and the witness is conclusive. It's no use covering it up. I wonder how you informed Lu? "

Ji Xiaolan saw that denial was useless, so he simply accepted it and explained how to inform his in-laws.

Qianlong nodded frequently while listening.

At this time, Xiaolan automatically took off her top hat and knelt down to play: "The emperor is strict with himself and conforms to the archduke of heaven; It is still a bad habit of personnel relations for ministers to indulge in private affairs. "

Love, or follow the bad habits of human relations. "

Xiaolan said these two words appropriately, and Qianlong smiled on his face after listening. So I publicly approved some.

Small print: light guard Urumqi.

Ji Xiaolan was exiled to Xinjiang for three years. In June of the thirty-sixth year of Qianlong, Ji Xiaolan was recalled to Beijing for local repair.

Ji Xiaolan's family was mistaken by quacks several times and almost killed him. Therefore, he pays attention to those doctors with poor medical skills.

The family is very angry. Once, a quack asked him to write a plaque. He wrote the word "ladies' hall", which was actually ironic.

Doctor, you know, everyone else is alienated.

Someone asked him what to do if he asked you to write couplets again. Ji Xiaolan said, then I will send him a set of sentences:

Anonymous rich man abandons

Too many patients are sparse.

Here, he slightly revised the poem of Meng Haoran, a poet in the Tang Dynasty: "I was exiled by a wise ruler for making mistakes, and I was ill for so long that I couldn't see my friends."

Dynamic, in which the word "talent" borrowed the word "wealth", and only changed the position of the original poem became irony.

A wonderful combination of stabbing people and quacks.

Ji Xiaolan added: "If one couplet is not enough, I will collect another couplet of Tang poetry." Li Anyun:

The new ghost makes the old ghost cry.

His life is uncertain.

Fifty-five years old, bachelor of Jin cabinet, prime minister of Chinese department, not waiting for Lang. Wang Shangshu is in the living room.

Give a banquet to celebrate the promotion of Ji Xiaolan and Chen Yushi. Three people are best friends, often playing together and doing nothing.

Take care. While they were drinking, they saw a domestic dog wandering outside the hall for food. Chen Yushi had a brainwave. Pretend to ask questions

Lan: "Do you think that is a wolf (waiting for lang) or a dog?"

When Xiaolan heard this, she knew that it was Shi Yu who scolded him and casually replied, "It's a dog."

Wang Shangshu interrupted and asked, "How do you know it's a dog?"

Xiaolan slowly explained: "There are two differences between dogs and wolves. One is to watch its tail droop up and down. "

For wolves, Shangshu is a dog! "

When this was said, he gave up his seat and burst into laughter. Wang Shangshu blushed and was speechless. Chen Yushi drinks with a smile.

All the wine that entered your mouth came out. Pointing to Shangshu, he said, "You picked a bargain, and I asked yes."

Wolf (assistant minister) is a dog? But the vertical (Shang Shu) on the tail is a dog. Ha ha ha ... "Said and laughed.

Stop.

"I'm not finished yet?" Ji Xiaolan waited for everyone's laughter to rest before continuing: "The second is to look."

What did he eat? Wolves don't eat meat, dogs eat meat and shit! "

Xiaolan's words made the laughter that had just fallen suddenly break out again. Chen Yushi blushed this time.

Yes I didn't expect him to be complacent just now, laughing at Wang Shangshu being scolded, then scolding himself on the head, and also

Be tongue-tied, there is no room for talking back.