The lines of college students' humorous cross talk script: "Fake Teacher Brother" B: Hello, everyone. Let me introduce myself first. My name is XXX. My family comes from Datong, Shanxi, and I am also a freshman. But I am handsome, but I can't tell from my appearance. (Part A) A: Yo yo, freshman? No I don't. You see, if you have a chance to read it, then you look like me ... I look like a peanut. B: So you don't have to go to class? Well, you don't know. You can avoid college classes, and playing is the main thing. Oh, where do you usually play? You asked me before. Playing is my strong point. Let me tell you: Internet cafes, karaoke bars, game halls, bars, dance halls, billiards halls. There is nothing I can't play except what you can't think of. If you hang out with me in the future, I promise you will have a party every night without class. You don't have to study if you spend a lot of time. You see, I'm red now, and the flowers are blooming. Are you worthy of your teacher? One day you just want to surf the internet and don't want to go to class. You just want to play games, not study. Do you deserve to be a student? You liar, pay back the money. What's the money? What is money? Go out and see who I am and dare to ask me for money. I am in charge of the student affairs office now, and I am not afraid of the discipline inspection department. I want money. B: So you're not afraid of being punished? What am I afraid of? I went home to be a student for two years. Oh, I'm fired. Liar, pay back the money. (A and B) B: Peanuts are ridiculous. Have you ever seen hungry peanuts with glasses? You can't talk in this urgent room. Who are you? You see, freshmen are freshmen. Even I can't tell. I'm a senior. You have to call me a senior. B: what is a senior? A: What a freshman? I don't even know about immunity. I'm telling you, remember, immunity is nothing Ah, bah, exemptions are your elders, especially freshmen like you. They are new here, unfamiliar with the school and the city, and easily deceived, aren't they? If you regard me as a teacher, no one will lie to you. Great, immunity. A: ah, that's right. Who gives money to whom? You gave me money. B: Then why do I need money? A: Oh, it's an economic society now. Do I have to pay to go to the bathroom? And you don't have to be cheated in the future. That's saving money. Think about it, don't you? B: Yes, I just got off the train that day, and three men and three women surrounded me. I didn't say I was Andy Lau, I said I wasn't. They don't believe me. How can I not say that I am handsome? They signed autographs, took photos and helped me with my things. Finally, I sent them away, wondering how I looked like Andy Lau. I remember, they took my bag, a group of liars, you say. This time, I have a brother. Let's make a crossroads before the crossroads. how much is it? ] A: Cai 10 yuan. Why are there so many miscellaneous things? Can you give me a discount if you go to the toilet? A: Sorry, I don't have enough money today. Give me a discount, or I'll pay half. I haven't heard of it, and there are not many 10 yuan. B: I'd better pay. A: Is that right? This is my first visit to Harbin. B: Yes. What's your impression of Harbin? B: (crying) I just want to ask, brother, why are there so many people in this car? It's too crowded. I just bought a pair of white leather shoes, and I was trampled into black sandals as soon as I got on the bus. Look, it's all worn out. A: You are so stupid. If you have a seat, please sit down quickly. B: That's a pregnant woman's seat. If I sit down, someone scolds me and asks me what to do? This man is stubborn. The world is making rapid progress and miracles are everywhere. If anyone dares to ask, say that the man is pregnant. Sit. B: Then I'll sit and pull. Answer: Sit down. People have to adapt to the environment wherever they go. You can't adapt the environment to you, can you? Don't you think so? B: That's right. Really? If you don't use it, you are an idiot. Do you want to be an idiot? No. A: that's right. If you want to find a bargain and save money in the future, come to me. B: Brother Shi, I want to ask if this meal can be saved. I spent a lot of money on it these days. A: Why? I want to save some money on meals. B: Is there any way? Do you really want to save money on meals? B: I really want to A: I really want to deposit it. B: I really want to A: I want to hand it in again 10 yuan. B: How can I pay for this? You are a stingy person. After paying this money, how much money can you save for eating? B: That's right. Just hand it in. Oh, yes. Listen, what if you want to save money You buy cheap ones. B: Huh? Isn't this a lie? Who are you kidding? Who are you kidding? I am your teacher, how can I lie to you? I'm teaching you to eat healthily. Did a famous scientist say that if you want to grow tall, eggplant and pepper. If you want to grow meat, carrots and potatoes, it's no use eating them. Which scientist said that? A: My grandma B: What? Your grandmother. A: Your grandmother B: You're still lying. Didn't you say you couldn't lie to me? If you want to lie to us, you are lying to others. The other day, a freshman asked me where the bathhouse was. I told him, and then I asked him for the passage to 5 yuan. He said I lied to him and ran away. Who told you to cheat? Run, run. A: That won't do. I followed him quietly and gave him the clothes in the bathhouse. B: where are you? A: What should I do? He sent me money naked. B: (to the audience) I'm asking him something serious, brother. Are you nervous about college classes? A: No, no, I have a holiday from Monday to Friday, and I have a rest on Saturday and Sunday. I'm not tired at all.