B male, a gift giver in his thirties.
C female, about 45 years old, named Qin Ke.
Scene setting: director's house
Sofa, coffee table, etc.
The director stepped onto the stage.
Secretary: Everyone wants to be an official. Why are you an official? Answer: Being an official means being greedy, not being greedy and sorry for Bao Qingtian. (Pause) My friend looks at me. I've been an official for three years, and my wife finally doesn't have to defend herself.
Beauty is easy to get. As long as you have money, love is a glass of wine. A 50-year-old man and a 20-year-old girl can easily hold hands and dare to say eternity to the sky. Hmm. How interesting
Ha ha, comrades, you don't know how good it is to be an official. Now there is a song whose lyrics are very similar to describing me, that is, a wolf in sheep's clothing. I am going to wait for delivery at home today.
Mutton.
Nanshang
M: I've been annoyed recently. It's getting harder and harder to do projects. Don't cut corners I don't make money! Cut corners! The master quit again. So, I came up with some methods and decided
Negotiate with the construction director, let the depressed life make a clean break with me, and let the engineering troubles disappear. You asked me if I had any good ideas! Man! There are always weaknesses, don't believe it! Let's go.
Look!
(Man rings the doorbell)
Open the door inside.
Man: Excuse me, is this the home of Director Wang?
Director Wang: Yes, I am. Who is this?
Man: Oh, you are so forgetful! So hard to forget, I! You forgot! Brother sleeping in your upper bunk!
Director Wang: (scratching his head) The brother who sleeps in my upper bunk? No! I always slept in the upper bunk when I was in college! That's the roof above me!
M: Yes! That's me above the cabin. I live above you.
Director Wang: Ah! (sighing intentionally) My upstairs! (The man agrees "Yes, yes") My upstairs (Director Wang ponders) Dude, I've been living on the top floor. I said, man! You are from the sky.
Yes!
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Director Wang: Hehe, my wife came back and brought some gifts! You asked me how I knew! Two people sleep in the same bed, and some things need to be given a secret signal, such as receiving a gift, and I will stamp it.
She cares about returns. Hehe, honey, you're back!
Woman: Yes! Honey, look who I brought!
Director Wang, have you seen the man behind the woman?
Director Wang: He was here just now!
Woman: You really don't know who he is!
Wang: I don't know! Tell me this is from heaven!
Woman: ouch! There is a misunderstanding! He is our distant cousin! He came with a ceremony when he got married!
Director Wang: If the password matches, it means that my wife's negotiation with others is smooth, so I have this 200th cousin. (suddenly realize) ah! I remember! I've seen it.
Man: (to himself) Yes, I have. Money talks. (Facing Director Wang with a hug) Oh, brother-in-law! Long time no see! I miss you so much!
Director Wang: That's true. I miss you. I have no idea who you are!
Both men and women ask: What?
Director Wang: No! I miss you! Oh, a game and a dream! I woke up from a dream!
Man: Brother-in-law, let's not say each other is a family. Let your subordinates sign this project acceptance form!
Woman: Yes! Lao Wang! Hurry up! Call your subordinates! Look at our brother. He's a pretty good boy. He was driven crazy.