Second, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.
I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It was not until I turned away that I found that it was actually myself who was heartbroken.
Fourth, don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.
5. Accompany the chat and provide on-site service at night. (epitaph)
6. After marriage, men are like tablecloths, which only appear when eating.
Seven, you don't skin into the meat! 1. I won't let those who support me fall, and those who let me fall will never let them stand up.
Eight, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, unfortunately you are still by my side.
Nine, count the money and count the cramps in your hands until you wake up naturally!
10. Is it tight? It doesn't matter! Can you go in a little more? Be careful, it should work! Does it hurt? No pain! It feels so cool! I want this pair.
The forest is so big that I can't find a hanging tree!
Twelve, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore ~ ~!
Thirteen, come and spoil me with a woman!
Fourteen, baby, you are coquettish, and you are creative. Posing in front of a man with a girlfriend all day is not sexy at all.
Fifteen, robbing the rich to help the poor is the gentlest way.
Sixteen, it is said that the cowherd and the weaver girl are the most painful, only one day a year. I said they are actually the happiest! Who are you missing for 364 days?
Seventeen, people who are willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times are the ones who really love you!
18. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and long life is my result.
Nineteen, girls are valuable, young women are more expensive, and if there are rich women, both can be thrown away.
Twenty, two pockets of clothes are called student clothes; Clothes with three pockets are called suits; Clothes that look like pockets are called Zhongshan suits; Clothes pockets are full. If they are not fashionable, they must be beggars.
21. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Chinese Zhang, but why do you call the new teacher Fan, who teaches politics, a political prisoner?
Twenty-two, not bad! People are forced out.
Life is like: the deaf hear the dumb say that the blind see ghosts.
24. God saw that you were thirsty and created water. God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.
Twenty-five, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.
Twenty-six, Farah said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I treat you to zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Come on, mom.
Twenty-seven, I am very happy to find twenty cents. When I picked it up, it looked like 1992 money. This money has expired.
On Valentine's Day, when I turned around, I found the phone number of a girl I secretly loved in middle school and sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you should drink half a bowl first, and I will hold the remaining half bowl in my arms for a few minutes. Then she texted back: Who introduced you? 400 at a time and 700 at night.
Twenty-nine, you don't even know Beckham. What qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball! 24。 In the campus singer contest, the female judges commented on me: You have great potential, but the only drawback is that you enter the climax too slowly.
Thirty, spacewalking is so dangerous, everything is safe, but drinking milk is so safe!
Thirty-one, Boda profoundly and concisely summarized the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!
When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
There are 33 wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep, and the third is to laugh.
Thirty-four years old, he is twenty-five, premature ejaculation.
35. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.
I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
37. A man's biggest trouble is his creditor, and a woman's biggest trouble is her lover.
As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.
You must come to be my partner on your wedding day? Because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.
Forty, argue with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that the Japanese also bring personal words, and she agreed that whales are not fish.
Forty-one, it is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda!
Forty-two, when I laugh, my smile is full of poet-like bohemian temperament, but behind this bohemian, there is a delicate and warm emotion. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.
Forty-three, if there is only one bite of porridge in the future, you drink it first, and then I lick the bowl clean.
Forty-four, I said: How can I thank you? Let me marry you! He said, "How can I bite the hand that feeds me?
Forty-five, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you a pig!
46. During the injection, I said, I'm afraid of pain. The doctor said: Don't be afraid, I'll push slowly!
Forty-seven, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
48. Don't squeeze into a world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?
Classic domineering sentence
1, the cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back to you.
It's better to be a friend than not to be a friend. It's better not to let go like a lover.
Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.
When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up.
I don't care whether he is fat or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as fat as me.
6. In my next life, if I want to be surnamed Xia, I will be called Xia Ban. TM, which teacher dares to ask me questions?
7. The result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the sentimental ending is bring disgrace to oneself.
8. Talent is actually using the same intelligence as others in different places.
9. It turns out that all my luck is not enough to make you fall in love with me, only enough for me to meet you.
10, in fact, that amazing self is always with you.
1 1. I always turn around from unimportant things in my life to think of you.
12, who will understand who is who and who is who.
13, the tree has no eyes, but the fallen leaves are crying.
14, don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.
15, success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.
16, the status is dry, not waiting.
17, sometimes it takes a hard fall to know where you are now.
18, I don't want the prodigal son to turn back. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.
19, love in a hurry is like walking in the desert. When the wind blows, there is no escape.
20. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.
2 1, look at your posture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing up the express parcel. It's nothing like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.
22, the person I love, I want to give you happiness, others I don't trust!
23. Be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me.
24. Live a carefree life with a calm attitude and worry too much about how you can be happy.
25. When you hit the south wall wholeheartedly, the south wall disappears.
26, the king's country, it is more than enough to raise you a disaster.
27. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than that in the street.
28. We are no longer children. It's not a lollipop that can coax it, at least it's a bunch.
29. I used to like excitement, but later I hated crowds. It is better to be alone than promiscuous.
30. I have drunk hard liquor and loved rotten people. I have never looked back before, and I will never look back.
3 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
I never said I like you, but you have run through my youth, and no one can replace you.
Remember, only by living like a queen can you attract a king.
34. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.
35. It is really dangerous for girls to try not to go out at night. No one can stop them from barbecues and supper in the street. It takes several pounds to enter any house.
36. Go your own way, but also go your own way, and pay less attention to those wastes who make irresponsible remarks behind your back.
If you hold her hand, don't try to be my hero.
38. Trusting a person is copying homework, never doubting whether the other person is doing it right, just copy it into the book.
39. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.
40. Since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about hardships; Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world can only be the back.
4 1, everyone's past is a novel, whether moving or not, the screenwriter will always have tears in his eyes.
42. Life makes me look like a man, tell me how to be an innocent girl again.
43. A class's trash can reflects its economic strength.
44. Life is like a variable-speed bicycle, and many people have never used some gears.
Lovely Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate, I don't want new clothes. Please put my boyfriend in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.
46. I suddenly know that I overestimate my position in other people's hearts. It feels like someone slapped me with a mocking eye. Not specific, but it hurts.
47. A man just sat next to me. I used to slap my face. How can I squeeze into my invisible wings?
48. The best thing is to see someone smiling; Even better, he smiled because of you.
49. Leaving with great fanfare is a temptation. The real parting is silent never say goodbye.
50. Later, I lived neatly and casually, but I never learned to leave like you.
5 1, whether you study or not, homework will only increase there.
52. Jade muscle gives birth to white bones in vain. It is better to bark with a sword than to chill with water.
If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars.
I thought time was the best prescription, but the only thing that cured me was skin injury.
55. If you can't say it in your mouth, it will flow out of your eyes.
56. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.
57. After a cold heart, the last thing you need is hospitality.
58. It's easy to make up, but it's difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.
59. My feelings about my ex are simple. Even if his other half comes to show his love to me, he won't feel bored. It's like watching others eat a bowl of delicious braised pork rice and smacking their mouths loudly, but I know in my heart that I have eaten that kind of rice and didn't like it that much.
60. The best time is in the self-study class. You are reading a book, and I am watching you. Different contents, but the same intention.
6 1, the dreamer in the dream should sleep with him when he wakes up.
62, cheating in the exam, * * together. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance. A few informers, class dismissed.
63. The yellow sand wears golden armor in hundreds of battles, and the broken loulan is not returned.
64. It doesn't matter if your brain is empty. The most important thing is not to get into the water!
No matter what I give you, my heart beats faster than your name.
66. Carry your dreams and taste your tears.
67. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.
68. Girls should be domineering. When you meet a boy you like, don't be coy and grab the collar: I admire you very much. Be my running dog!
69. We have dedicated our best time to the school, but the school has to embarrass us with exams.
If you haven't experienced my past, don't comment on my present easily.
7 1, we are all like this, we are unconscious in class, and when the bell rings, we are full of energy!
72, a generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, only knows how to shoot an eagle with a bow.
73. If I meet Ling Yunzhi one day, I dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband.
74. Life is hard enough. If I even want to listen to other people's ideas about what I like, it will be too bad for me.
75. According to my calculation, there are still fifty steps to retreat, but there are only five steps in life.
76. When you meet more people, you will understand who is worth cherishing with your life, while some people are only suitable for detours.
77. If you give me a glimmer of hope, I will repay your courage.
To make matters worse, if you are a good person for a long time, others will think you are a coward.
79. The cruelest novel I have ever read is I Chat with You.
80. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you, and you don't know how awesome people are until so-called friends hurt you.
8 1, you don't like me, do you You can pretend to be blind or dead.
82. I'm not the big bad wolf. If I leave, I won't come back.
83. If you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision.
84, primary school class fee, junior high school class fee, high school class fee, university class fee process!
85, selfie, three points are doomed, seven points rely on filters.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm passionate about it. what can I do? As beautiful as flowers and jade, as flowing water.
87. People who like you too much can't be friends/,so let's not be friends.
88. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?
89. Life is like a road. You must walk out of the bustling scenery in the desolation.
90. Brother, I'll throw a brick first. If there is jade, just smash it.
9 1, the world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
92. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
93. Everyone is busy with his own joys and sorrows. How can he care about your loneliness?
94. Love is rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Love is meeting at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau at 9: 30 tomorrow morning.
95. Don't covet meaningless people or things. How can you free your hand to receive gifts with garbage?
96, the mouth should be sweet, and the heart should be awkward. Stay and roll. From now on, bear it or be cruel or get out.
97. You won't fold your clothes and stay there. I'll fold it later!
98. I have no time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously.
99. Someone asked me how to get cold? I smiled and thought everyone was me.
100, sometimes I feel ugly, take out my ID card and find myself worrying too much.
Humorous classic sentences
1: People are not smart and bald like others.
The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.
3: Life is actually very happy! Depends on which angle you stand.
4: Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, all the way crackle.
5: I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
6: I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.
7: I'm not RMB. Why does everyone like me?
8: I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
9: I never hold grudges. I usually report them on the spot.
10: calcium deficiency in childhood, lack of love in adulthood.
1 1: How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
12: How far is forever? Get out, boy!
13: It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.
14: no matter how good Chopin is, I can't tell Lao Tzu's sadness!
15: on the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
16: cherish life. If God keeps you alive, there must be other plans.
17: I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.
18: Only by holding your hand can you know your son's ugliness. Your face is covered with tears.
19: Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why do I need work experience?
20: What's unhappy recently? Say it and make everyone happy!
2 1: As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
23: Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!
24. The junior high school PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand.
25: Low key! It's the best b show!
26: I light a cigarette, but I smoke lonely.
27: It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
29: Thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up.
30: Brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
3 1: Format yourself just to delete you.
32: After having a heart and a face.
Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.
35: Elder sister is elder sister, and has never been surpassed!
36: Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!
I have not only a car, but also my own car.
No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.
39: Don't look for me if nothing happens, and don't look for me if anything happens!
40: A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?
4 1: It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
43: Don't pursue, don't expect, don't care, don't miss, don't be cowardly, don't remember, don't love.
44: Silence seems to solve nothing.
45: When you pass me coldly. . I know that our past is our wishful thinking.
46: Russia tortured each other. Is this really the love we want?
I believe that the so-called everlasting words can be easily erased.
Humorous classic sentences
1. Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for money.
2. It is said that you meet love around the corner, TMD, if you are not careful, you will be hit by a car when you turn the corner!
Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.
If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.
6. Teacher, just follow the old lady! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!
7. Part I: Heroes of the world bow down here. Bottom line: All virtuous women in the world come to take off your coat and skirt. Horizontal approval: heaven and earth are upright.
8. The most ridiculous love is that you love her and are still with me.
9. Our life is really hard. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life, perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.
10. Studying hard now is for my son to slap others in the face at school in the future. If the other party wants 1 10,000, I can take out 20,000 and say that my son will call another one.
1 1. Typhoon, thank you for suspending classes for two days!
12. Pretending to force is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.
13. I am a child who shows off in an ostentatious manner, doing what I like, taking the road I want to go, and everything goes with the flow.
14. I will boil the cold water you spilled on me and return it to you.
15. Smile to reassure people who care about you. Don't cry. Many people are waiting to see your pain.
16. Xiao San, stop it, no one will like to see you cheap.
17. Where is Cupid? ! ! ! !
18. One day I will be brilliant, and I will definitely let the exam-oriented education die.
19. After my death. I hope you can come to my cemetery often. By that time. I will visit you often, too.
20. If one day everyone thinks you are disgusting, don't panic, come to me quickly, and I will say to you-get out.
2 1. Want to leave me, dreaming of "want to let go and die"
22. The teacher said: I have been a teacher for so many years, and no student has seen it. I smiled: you don't want to think about how many years we have studied and have never seen anything.
23. Teachers who teach two classes always like to speak ill of the other class in one class.
24. People have lost their waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?
If you don't know her, stay and get to know her before you go.
26. How harmonious it is for unmarried men and unmarried women to hook up.
27. mowing the grass at noon, my mother is the hardest, playing mahjong in the morning and fighting the landlord in the afternoon.
28. There is always one person in the class who does his homework quickly ... Although it is wrong, there are still many people who copy it ... I couldn't afford it when I was a student.
29. Since I met your sister, I made a deal with your brother.
30. Man is an animal that thinks with his lower body.
3 1. How many points the teacher gives me, I wish the teacher how many years to live.
32. Women are duplicitous animals, while men are ruthless hunters.
33. Give you a chance to surrender. Don't make me pull my gun.
A smart person like me never claims to be smart!
35. Why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?
What we like is either missed or taken away.
37. I really want to find a pair of shoes of size 42 and pat them on your face of size 38.
Looking back on these years, the most solid thing I remember is actually 10086.
39. Do you think I am strong enough to be invulnerable? You think I'm not afraid of anything?
40. Teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?
4 1. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.
42. There is no second place! ! Only more stupid ~ ~
43.xs: Everything I do is for my brother, and everything I do is for my girlfriend! ! ! .
44. Stay close to me and leave it alone; .
45. The saddest thing in the world is to feel hungry, but there is still a lump of meat when you pinch it.
46. If you dare to abandon me, will you dare to abandon me? Poor? Short? Frustrated? Ugly? After 90? No money? No room? No car? No background
47. Your mother asked you to go home to see the fast man = =
48. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.
49. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. Mainly can't enter the water.
50. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
5 1. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
52. The most fake sentence in the world is: "Students, let me say something briefly!"
53.[ Laughter, please white your toothbrush first]
54. Say I didn't know retro was popular recently.
55. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, he finally went ashore and we all drowned.
56. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
57. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. She has a lighter and a textbook, and she won't order it anywhere.
58. Sister mixes with society and plays charm. I am playing with your sister in society.
59.-I want to be a king who belongs to me, not a princess who can only rely on men all her life!
60.-Sweet in the mouth, hard in the heart, stay and get out. From now on, bear it or be cruel or get out.