First, the failure rate
Someone once did a survey on the Internet and asked international students in Australia to describe their universities in one word. Most of Monash's classmates chose with tears in their eyes-they hung up.
Yes, no one can forget the fear of being dominated by building repairs and failing classes in this school.
The failure rate of compulsory business courses with the prefix 1 has been around 30%, and some courses such as law and finance even reached an appalling 40%. In this campus where there is no make-up exam system, there is a smell of death at the end of each semester. You will see a long line in front of the printer. You will see staff patrolling the library, ready to take things from people who have left their seats for too long to make room for others. You can even see the warriors who live in the T building and fight all night, get up early, take a shower and brush their teeth.
The high failure rate has brought huge financial income to monash. I have to say that monash is a very transparent school, and every student can see the whereabouts of his decoration expenses at school, because the building has been being repaired. Students in monash also got the name "Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run. Our college life has always been accompanied by excavators and drilling rigs.
Second, the night exam
In addition to the well-known high tuition fees and high failure rate, high-energy inversion is also a major feature of this school. In March this year, there was a shocking black gang fight in Melbourne. After that, the news of various robberies and beatings of international students became the main content shared by friends circle every day. Then, at such a juncture, monash also introduced a new policy of night test very intimately. After reading this news, I choked the crowd for a while, and teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's voice appeared in my ear: Autumn has come, and it's the hunting season for black brothers. The voice is still so low and sexy. Hey … friends who have night exams should be more careful. Don't show off your wealth if no one is watching in the dark. Recommended equipment for winter night exams: bare and hairless rags, cold-proof and warm Lei Feng hats. Slippers and long pants are on. Carry a bag instead of a backpack.
Monash is such a school that people love and hate. You will scold its failure rate, but you will also feel that it will help you have a solid foundation in the future. Although life in monash is very tiring, perhaps only being tired can bring us the feeling that our university should have.
If one day, we will graduate.
There is no need to take a seat on the train to school early in the morning.
You don't have to stand on the street corner at noon to figure out which restaurant to line up at noon.
You don't have to get into bed at night to take the test that you almost forgot.
How lonely it would be.
Maybe many years later,
Then try to recall the "suffering" experience in monash.
Just light a cigarette slowly and swallow a mouthful of loneliness.
Think of the scene of running on the big grass in front of building K at sunset that day.