I am delicate, gentle and kind, especially my neat teeth. I look like Degang Guo, so I'm a bit like a star. For my sister to go to college, I pretended to be a girl and hung out in the girls' dormitory all day, but my roommates as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade actually mingled with me. Please don't call me a fake mother, in fact, my function in that respect is quite powerful ~ ~

Besides, I am a very talented person;

First of all, I can play a musical instrument-whistle. When I am at home, I often stand on the balcony and whistle. Children under the age of five in the whole building basically whistle and pee.

Second, I have a thick skin. Thick skin is a necessary talent for picking up girls! Wei Xiaobao can get more girls than Zhang Wuji, not because he is more handsome than Zhang Wuji, not because he is smarter than Zhang Wuji, nor because he is better at fighting than Zhang Wuji. The point is that he is thicker-skinned than Zhang Wuji.

Third, and most importantly, I have a small head. Some people will say, I am Kao, is my little head a talent? I want to wipe out illiteracy for you. Small head is definitely a gift, and it is the most obvious gift. Some scientists have done experiments on bats, and found that those bats with bigger heads have smaller JJ, while those with smaller heads are bigger, so they are more favored by the opposite sex. The reason is that a big brain needs a lot of energy to maintain, and it also needs to consume a lot of energy when making love. So the size of the head and sexual ability are basically the relationship between fish and bear's paw.

So, I hooked up with countless girls unconsciously ~ ~ All the ironies are in "Mixed in the Girls' Dormitory". The original title of this book is: For my sister, I pretended to be a girl and went to college for her 1000 days and nights.