2, you go to school, or you don't go to school, the school is there and starts school on time. You study, or you don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later. You listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over. You study, or you don't study, the exam is there and you never give up. You come, you don't come, the roll call is there, love will come or not. Go to school silently. Lonely and helpless.
September 3rd is the season when seniors seduce seniors, seniors seduce seniors, seniors covet seniors, seniors cling to seniors, seniors envy seniors, seniors hate seniors, seniors abandon seniors, seniors retaliate against seniors, seniors cheat seniors, seniors please seniors, seniors pursue seniors, and seniors refuse seniors. ...
5. Dear, school begins. I guarantee that your college life is brand-new, your knowledge is genuine, your happiness is guaranteed for life, and your troubles can be paid back. Did you receive my blessing? Please give me a favorable comment, dear.
6. In two days, Manxiu's seniors will change sandals into canvas shoes, change flower underpants into jeans, put away their obscene smiles, hide Manxiu's eyes, help you show the way, carry your bag, answer your questions, call you, let you button up, fuck everyone and add your friends! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!
7. The upsurge of starting school is full of excitement and enthusiasm. Looking forward to countless freshmen inside and outside the school. I am full of energy and excitement inside and outside the classroom. I want to compete with the weather. I'll wait for you tomorrow and show it to my heart's content. The picturesque scenery of the mountains and rivers attracts countless students to compete for beauty. I cherish the seniors in senior high school and lose slightly.
8. Tell you a terrible news, crying the land, crying tears, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked and quite sorry: dear, your summer balance is not enough 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!
9. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced and tomorrow you will go to jail.
10, I am about to start school, how can I comfort you when you are about to start school!
13, those seniors who wear slippers to class, they are just honest. Maybe you are welcome to wear shoes on that day every semester.
14, who will ask the teacher for leave for me? I have a phobia of starting school.
15, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !
16, those who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, but those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!
17, I always wanted to tell you, but I never got a chance. I finally got up the courage to bite my teeth and say it. Know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. I have known you for so long, I want to remind you.
18, you can't die during the summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation jun, are you going to abandon me … how can I live! Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! empty the bowels ...
19, Congratulations to Peking University, Dalian University of Technology, National University of Defense Technology, Huazhong University of Science and Technology, Nanjing University, Xiamen University, Shandong University, Shanghai Jiaotong University, Sichuan University, Wuhan University, Zhejiang University, University of Science and Technology of China and China Agricultural University for entering the first echelon!
20. I hope you will be impressed for three days when school begins. You will never forget words. You can only use mental arithmetic in geometry and algebra. If you write your composition with the help of God, and Einstein's IQ is possessed!
2 1, summer homework is actually that you write for a month and the teacher writes a reading.
22. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation? ?
23, single sophomore boys are not in a hurry, because junior year is coming; Single sophomores are in a hurry, because junior year is coming ... single sophomores are not in a hurry, because junior year is useless; Single sophomores are in a hurry, because it's no use having a younger brother.
24. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.
25. Don't tell me about school, which will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.