A hot story (not original, but I think it's ok. Can be adjusted and used as needed)

Time: evening 10: 30 location: male dormitory characters: there are four dormitory students a, b, c and d, and three student unions e, f and g.

Scene: B and C are sitting at the computer, whispering to each other (the World of Warcraft character on the screen just killed a BOSS and is distributing items). D Lying in bed reading a martial arts novel, with bride with white hair written on the cover.

A goes on stage, (covered in foam, shouting loudly): "Hot water, hot water, where are the three bottles of hot water I received last night?"

(B and C hear two people smiling at each other and see A's head full of foam, so they try not to keep a straight face at once. )

B (winking at C): "Little C, yesterday you made instant noodles, instant noodles, soy milk and feet. Have you all used the hot water of Xiao A? " .

C (winking at the receipt and trying to smile): "This, this, this, seems, maybe, probably!"

B: (shouting) "Why are you so unkind? Look at how pathetic the A family is now. It's all your fault. People have washed half their hair and there is no water! "

D (taking the book away from his face and glancing at A): "The white-haired witch copied it? Small a, cosplay technology needs to be improved! " (Cover your face with a book again)

(b and c point to a and laugh. A heard the sound and ran over to open his mouth just to speak. )

C (angry with B): "Well, you can eat my instant noodles and run faster than a rabbit. You drank my soybean milk, and the old cow was ashamed. Now you eat it dry and wipe it clean! "

D (motionless): "I washed my hair!" " "

(c turns to d and makes an angry gesture)

B: "Don't introduce, don't introduce, brother, don't be angry, I'm just saying, just saying. (Turn to A) Little A, my brothers are really sorry for you. "

A: "It's really you three lazy guys. Do you know how difficult it was for me to get boiled water in the boiler room yesterday? It's a sea of people, with gongs and drums, firecrackers and quite a lot of people. (Shaking his head, frowning, acting like a stiff) This aside, how will my Mu Si sleep in the future? ! "

B: "Well, gee, the hot water room is closed now, which is unrealistic, well, well ... ah! By the way, isn't there a dormitory that heats up quickly? I haven't used it since I bought it. Now I just use it. I can boil a pot of water in five minutes and sprinkle water (learning Cantonese)! "

D (seriously): "Little A, this is its first time! You are very lucky! Be good to her in the future, don't ... "

A (interrupting little D and bowing impatiently): "Go, go, I'm in a hurry! The whole point is useful! "

C (scratching his head, puzzled): "But, however, rapid temperature rise is forbidden in our school. Once found in school, it will be dealt with seriously! Shanghai's predecessors haven't celebrated the anniversary yet! "

B: "Yes, it's not easy to do. If it's not small, you'd better wash it with cold water, which may kill you! " Cool and healthy! How nice! "

D (turning over a page to make fun of): "Washing is healthier!"

(C and B cover their mouths and snicker)

A (sitting silently at D and turning to B): "B, you heartless guy, it's less than 10 degrees outside in March. You asked me to use cold water as punch. If I have a stroke and hemiplegia, you will give me a pension! "

B (shaking his head): "Hey, who will provide for your old age? An old man won't even give it to me! If it is a beautiful woman, I will reply to you in three days! "

A (hands up): "What did you say? ! "

B (immediately changing his face and making a flattering gesture): "Brother, brother, you are my own brother. I said I'll boil water for you, and I'll take care of it. A moment, please. Manager A has an order to boil a pot of water! " (Make a thousand, take out the heat quickly, bend down and go into the bathroom quickly)

C (locking the door with a smile): "OK, I'll lock the door! )

(In the dormitory corridor, the student union inspection team will make a temporary inspection)

E (head of the student union): "This time, the key inspection is to use high-power electrical appliances that are explicitly prohibited by schools such as Hot Fast. We can't tolerate them. This is for everyone's safety, and you must not mess around! "

F: "OK, I see!"

G: "absolutely!"

"Knock, knock, knock." (g knocks at the door)

C (manipulating game characters, killing monsters and shouting): "Who, who are you looking for?"

G (shouting): "The Student Union will be there."

B (walks to the door and opens it): "Oh, the student union, yes. Huh? Student union! (Quickly closing the door just opened) What are your bosses' requirements? We have all paid the rent! " He looked anxious and whispered to the dormitory, "Guys, student union, it's urgent!" )

E (can't help laughing, pushes G away and knocks at the door): "What a mess, open the door quickly, don't waste time."

B: "OK, OK, don't worry, boss. No, classmate, we are not wearing pants. A moment, please. Wait a minute ... ("Go, go, hide" in it)

(d) Shake the key chain vigorously and tap the bedstead with the belt buckle from time to time)

A (Pull it out at once): "Hide, hide, hide, (I want to put it in my clothes and take it out at one breath) Hot! Hissing, it's so hot! No, no "(pretending to be a C suit).

C (jumping down at once): "Bad boy, if you burn me, you won't burn me!" Toilet! Throw the toilet! "

A (suddenly enlighted): "Yes!" (Pointing to B, gesturing to rush into the bathroom)

B (nods, takes a long breath, smiles, opens the door, and bends gracefully): "Welcome boss, no, classmates check my humble abode. Your arrival really made my bedroom great. I'm sorry for your poor hospitality. "

(E is in front, take four steps, F and G are bent behind, twisting small steps, and enter the dormitory. A and C are full of flattering smiles, and D moves away from the novel, nods to the three people, and then reads.)

E: "Hehe, this classmate is very humorous! (Looking around and nodding) Yes, not bad. By the way, there are no animals in your dormitory, but the school doesn't allow it. "

B (waving his hand repeatedly): "No, no, we are too lazy to come to the dormitory."

C (pointing to the monster in the game): "Except it!

Fu (laughs): "Then how did I hear the cry outside the door just now?"

G: "Yes, is it a puppy?"

B: "Well, (D, C snickers, A looks depressed) What are you laughing at? Maybe you heard wrong. " (Quietly kicking C) E: "Really, I wish I didn't have one, hmm, hmm, not bad. (sniffing, sniffing) Huh? What's the smell in your bedroom? It's weird. It seems to be coming from the toilet. "

F, G (also sniffling hard): "Quite strange? Is it smelly or not? What's that smell? " (They look at each other with questions on their faces)

(B and A both kicked C)

C (suddenly enlighted): "Maybe, maybe I forgot to flush the tuba!"

A, B (quickly echoing): "Yes, he always smells so strange when he holds the tuba! Isn't it, little D? " (They wink at D in bed. )

D (put away the novel and look weird): "Well, yes! Yes! "

E: "Ha ha, no, you should pay attention to it in the future. (turning to go) No, it's getting stronger and softer! ! (I quickly opened the toilet door and was thrown on a pile of empty plastic bottles, which were ignited) It was on fire! "

A, B, C, D(D threw down the novel and jumped out of bed): "Ah! What to do! "

E (shouting back): "Put out the fire! What do you stand for? Get the water! "

A: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Come on! " (Fire extinguishing with water)

B, C, D: "Hoo, ok, a false alarm."

F, G (rushing to the bathroom door): "What's the matter? What's with all this noise? "

E (describe the situation)

F (angry): "You completely ignore the requirements of the school. How serious the consequences will be if you are not careful. How many tragedies, tears and lessons are caused by the irregular use of electricity by schools at all levels in the country every year? Don't you have a little fear? " Fortunately, it was discovered early this time. What did you say?/Sorry? "

A, B, C, D: "I'm really sorry, senior. It was all our carelessness. Today is also a special case. We want to save trouble. " But I didn't expect this. Really, it won't happen again Please don't hand us over to the school, or we will be miserable. We promise that we won't need it next time. "

E: "You said you wouldn't report it if you didn't report it. If you don't deal with you severely, you won't remember! " (putting on airs)

D: "no! Senior, don't think we are Sanmao Nezha King Kong Huluwa. "

E(F, G are all questions): "Ah? ! What do you mean? "

B: "My Lord, who can do this for us?"

E (laughs): "Thanks to your imagination, it was an accident, so I won't hand you over to the school to see your performance for the time being, but this enthusiasm will be confiscated." (g) Go up and pick it up from the ground. )

B: "OK, OK, no problem, as long as you don't hand us over to the school, let me be a cow and a horse!" " Isn't it? "(winking at A, C and D)

E: "You are bluffing again, aren't you? You just gave you some candy. Don't forget that you are in the observation period. Again, I advise you to be careful in the future and warn your classmates and friends! Did you hear that? "

A, B, C and D (nodding in unison): "Yes, sir!"

E: "Well, that's more like it. (pointing to the foam on A's head) Come, come with me to the dormitory. I have a pot of water there. Wash your hair! Although the shanzhai is innocent, you are not fake! The white-haired witch has silver hair! If you do this, not only will Zhuo Yihang not do it, but Liang Yusheng will probably spare you! "

Everyone laughed.

Put down the curtains