Li: In the spring morning, I woke up happily and there were magpies everywhere. Have a good dream at night and go to school at once. (Li Bian recites and goes on stage, all smiles)
Zhang: How interesting! Guess what? The new principal's surname is Hou, a native of Huaguoshan ... principal monkey ... haha laughed ... how interesting! I heard that the old monkey has a lot of information and is one of the top ten principals in the county! This time we have great hope in Huaguoshan. (Zhang laughs and shouts to the stage)
Li: Oh, crazy Zhang! President Zhu, who just left, is still advanced in the province! The old pig is coming, and he is vigorously running schools through science and technology. He stayed in Huaguoshan for a whole year. What happened? Isn't it just that there are a few more brands of bases hanging at the school gate, and the provincial newspaper "Today's Huaguoshan Primary School" has four editions!
Wang: Yes! That old pig is really stupid. It is said that a brand costs 20,000 yuan, and there are always eight brands at the gate of our school. The provincial newspaper also has a edition fee, the first edition is 80 thousand. Spending so much money ruined our year-end bonus.
Li: The old pig is not stupid. Without the bonus, he got a new job. I heard that the old pig has been transferred to Gao Laozhuang to be the director of the guidance office.
Wang: Yes, an old cow came to Huashan the year before last, President Niu! 1 10,000 yuan poverty alleviation fund built a swimming pool, which is said to be a modern school-running feature. This swimming pool has never been used since it was built. It's purely a decoration. The old cow blew a lot, and just blew himself into the chief of the infrastructure department of the county education bureau. You said that the old cow is not cow!
Zhang: This is not due to your Li Baimei. You have a wonderful pen, what experience summary, report materials, a set of a set, more real than real. I think your Li Baimei is taller than Wu Cheng'en in Journey to the West. If you make up A Journey to the East, it may be a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation. What's the point of making up those lies, big words and empty words for the old cow and pig?
Li: Lao Zhu is the headmaster. Dare you do what you are asked to do? Besides, I don't want to be transferred to the county ...
Wang: Oh, if you want to transfer to the county seat to discuss the case with Mr. Right, and then fly with me, then you should prepare Xiantao elixir and a pot of wine and hurry to honor the old monkey.
Li: I won't do it! Adhere to the castle peak and not relax, the root is broken rock. Hard work is still tough, but I don't care what the monkey blows.
He: Yes!
(President Hou walks into the teacher's office. He is highly nearsighted, wears glasses and bends down to look at Li one by one. Li is working hard. Zhang suddenly looked up in horror)
Zhang: pervert! Sex maniac! (Wang Li immediately grabs the headmaster's arm and presses his head on the table like an airplane. )
School: Don't ... No ... Don't get me wrong. I'm Hou ... Houston ... the new principal Hou.
H: Are you a monkey? "President Monkey"! (Hey ... Ha ...)
Wang: Monkey ... Monkey ... Are you really the headmaster? I'm still director Wang!
School: I really can't leave, I really can't leave! (Take out the certificate)
Li: You don't need to look at your paper. You look like a monkey to me ... the principal of the monkey. This bitch Zhang doesn't know Taishan Mountain and has offended the monkey head. What a sin!
Zhang: President Monkey, I'm sorry, I thought you were a pervert, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, a big misunderstanding! Sorry, sorry, sorry. (Bowing constantly)
School: Don't do this! I just came here today. It's normal that you don't know me. Don't fight ... no!
Wang: Governor Monkey, it's very kind of you to come to us. You are the Monkey King, and we all listen to you. Go see the king!
Li. Z: Meet the king!
School: My surname is Hou. I'm a vassal's Hou, not a monkey's monkey. Of course, it's okay to joke. I liked to joke when I was old. You guys. ...
Li: Her name is Zhang Crazy!
Zhang: Her name is Li Li. Her name is Li Bai's sister Li Baimei. She is just a high school student.
Wang: My name is.
Li. Z: Nicknamed Wang bitch!
School: Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! Let's call it a day. I need to go to the hospital. My arm hurts ... see a doctor! Tell you what, each of you will write me a piece of material ... Oh, about it! (groan, groan, groan, groan)
Zhang: Oh dear! , I am dead! This old monkey can have good fruit for me in the future.
Wang Li: What do you mean?
Zhang: Don't you know? I have been a substitute teacher for eight years. Eight years, forget it! I could have become a full-time official last year, not only because I didn't engage in the "three-dimensional Chinese teaching method" project of "old pig", but also because "old pig" said that I didn't obey the leadership and my scientific research ability was not good, so my job as a full-time official was ruined. I mistook the headmaster for a pervert this time. Is there any hope of becoming a full member? I am dead!
Li: The bird project of "Old Pig" is called "Four-dimensional Chinese Teaching Method", which is a new term and a new label. You can fool the "old pig" by making up a teaching summary casually. You don't listen to my old man, and now you are in pain. You just want to start your own stupid school-based curriculum. Students say yes, parents say yes, but "old cow" and "old pig" don't say yes, no matter how good!
Zhang: Stop being sarcastic! I'm already dead. You, Li Baimei, are the headmaster's pet. Maybe one day, Director Pig and Chief Niu will keep your style a secret. I am dead, you are happy!
Li: As a secret? Dream on! The old cow held back my order to go back to the city and let me stand in the last shift to help him make up his advanced deeds. What was the result? He is an old cow and an official, and I can't go back to the city. Last year, the old pig swore to heaven that if he didn't let me go after compiling the materials, he would be a turtle grandson. What was the result? His old pig is really a turtle grandson. I wish I were dead now. My husband is in the county, and I am in Huaguoshan, which is more than 300 miles apart. Going home, you have to climb mountains and change trains eight times a day. Poor me. I have only been home three times in five years, and the husband and wife are almost strangers. Alas! I want to forget it, too I have offended the old monkey this year, and there is definitely no hope of returning to the city. I'll get divorced and be a single aristocrat like a bitch. How happy I am!
Wang: Am I happy? I am even more dead! On Children's Day last June, the old pig not only didn't have a holiday, but also made up lessons. The students in my class went swimming in the river as soon as they finished their lessons. The old pig listed three major crimes for me: First, he broke the school rules and discipline and dismissed the class three minutes early. Isn't this wrong? His old pig is afraid that making up lessons will damage his good reputation of quality education and expose his true face of exam-oriented education. It is stipulated that make-up lessons do not ring the bell, and teachers should master them themselves. Mine says it's 6 pm. The second is to violate the school management system and organize off-campus activities without asking for instructions. This is even more wrong! I have no organization at all. The students went by themselves after school. Third, it violates the safety regulations of higher authorities, and swimming is a serious safety hazard. Isn't that funny? Our students in Huaguoshan have been dealing with water since childhood. They catch fish and shrimp in the river every day and take a bath by the way. Their swimming skills are higher than those of ducks. The old pig gave me an administrative demerit, returned my official, and forbade me to be a class teacher. Begging ... begging ... begging ... this time I offended the old monkey. Is there any hope of my reinstatement?
Li: I still want to be a class teacher. A bitch is a bitch!
Wang: I'm a bitch! Beg ... beg ... beg ...
Zhang: I am a bitch, too! Beg ... beg ... beg ...
Li: I'm meaner! Beg ... beg ... beg ...
We're all bitches! We're all dead!
(Zhang hangs his head and looks sad. President Hou has a bandage on his left hand. )
School: Hello!
Close: Not good! (Wang cries together)
School: I'm not dead. Why are you crying? Everybody smile! (Different smiles)
School: You are uglier when you laugh than when you cry! Forget it, give me the material I want you to write.
Zhang: The mountain covered the day and died. Wrong name is pervert, I'm going to jump off a building! (crying and singing "Sister, you boldly go forward") Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, and don't look back! From then on, the palace of hell suffered!
Wang: The mountains cover the day, so I will jump off the building. If you dial the wrong number, Wang Hua will die. (Singing "Sister, You Sail" while crying) Monkey, you sail and the bitch walks on the shore. You don't remember my hatred, you don't remember my enemy, sister. I took your monkey brother on a trip.
Li: The mountain covered the sun, and the nightmare was over. There is no hope of going home, it is better to jump off a building. (I want to have a home while crying) I want to have a home and a low hope. But I've been looking forward to it for five years, and now it's gone Monkey school monkey school you, there are many adults, we are many villains, it is best not to have a home.
School: It never rains but it pours. Being beaten before taking office, the pervert has a bad reputation. (Singing "My Heart is Too Soft" while crying) It's all because the monkey is stupid, the monkey is stupid, and he bears all the problems by himself. It is difficult to be a principal, and it is even more difficult to do well. Good sisters must help. (After smirking, suddenly serious)
School: Well, that's it. The meeting has come to an end. I came to Huaguoshan these days and chatted with most teachers in the school. The school leadership team carefully studied the basic situation of Huaguoshan Primary School. I think the most important issue at present is to seriously study how to uphold Scientific Outlook on Development and how to seek truth from facts.
Li: As soon as the old monkey spoke, I knew he must be an official, and what he said was better than what he sang!
School: The swimming pool has been built for two years and has not been used once. This is normal. There is a Qingshui River in front of Huaguoshan Primary School, which is a natural swimming pool. There is no need for a swimming pool. If it is to be used for other purposes, I have asked the leaders of Huaguoshan township government to rent the swimming pool to others to run the bullfrog farm, which will not only help farmers get rich, but also allow the school to collect 200 thousand rent every year.
Wang: Wow! Good idea, old monkey. How wise! (Li applauds together)
School: There are so many gold-lettered signboards at the school gate, which are really dazzling. Although some are not worthy of the name, let them hang there for the time being. It's just that our school has more than 100 scientific research projects, with an average of one and a half teachers. My level is low. I still can't understand these summary materials after reading them for three days. For these topics, teachers can continue to do what they want to do or not do what they don't want to do. I think Zhang Feng's school-based course "Nature and Humanity in Huaguoshan" is very meaningful. Teacher Zhang Feng must continue to do it, and the school should give support.
Zhang: Did you hear that? The old monkey praised my school-based curriculum. I'm so happy! (Applause warmly with Li)
School: This year, the county allocated 6.5438+0.2 million yuan to our school to help the poor. The first thing is to buy new desks and chairs. I see that there are many desks and chairs with missing arms and broken legs in each class. How can this be worthy of the golden signboard at the gate of our school? In addition, I calculated that there are only three computers in the school, one in the principal's office, one in the academic affairs office and one in the financial office. This is too inconsistent with the characteristics of modernization and science and technology in our school. Comrades, Comrade Deng Xiaoping has long taught us that computers should start with dolls. How do we catch them? So I suggest that a computer room and a multimedia classroom must be built this year, and every teacher should have an office computer!
Li: Wow! Every word of the old monkey is truth, long live the old monkey! (Applause more warmly with Li)
School: finally, announce some decisions of the principal's office meeting. First of all, I agree with Teacher Zhang Feng to become a full member. According to the policy, she should have become a full member a long time ago, not to mention that she is so excellent. The second is to revoke the punishment of Mr. Wang Hua and restore his position as the head teacher of Class 5 (2), which is also the unanimous requirement of students and parents. The third is to agree and recommend teacher Li Li to be transferred to the county central primary school to solve the problem of long-term separation between husband and wife. This is not a small problem, which is related to the overall situation of building a harmonious society. This concludes today's meeting. The meeting is over! This article comes from the essay network:
Together: President Hou ... old monkey ... brother monkey ... (and walk to President Hou together)
School: What are you ... What are you doing? I ... I'm not a pervert ... I'm not a pervert! (President Hou
Run down quickly)