Reverend ... cold.
one day ..
There is a male deer running faster and faster. .........
At the end of the run, guess what it became:
He became a "high-speed stag" .....
Many things will have various flavors when cooked ... so cooking? # 123; Always very particular.
But ... on the contrary ... something; It smells better if it's chilled. What is this? : electricity.
Because ... refrigerator-> Electricity-ice-(fragrance) .........
One day, there was a candy aisle halfway.
My legs are weak! Into what?
Make fudge .....
A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student told the truth to the enemy and was electrocuted. Why? The answer is: He said: I am from RTVU! (University of Electronic Science and Technology of China) (Growth with electricity)
A fat man fell from 12 floor and died ... what happened to him?
Dead ~ ~ fat ~ ~ son ...
Once upon a time, a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello?
They don't know each other very well. ...
Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?
Help, haha
Q: The last thing you want to do at a barbecue.
I'll be with you, cook the meat.
Q: One day, it took a bird 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why?
Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other.
Q: When did dogs get smaller and smaller?
When the dog ran away.
Q: What's the last thing you want to happen when popcorn pops?
Corn will play hardball with you
There is a cold joke, which is funny, but not a riddle.
One person has a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach hospital and said to the doctor:
"I pull everything, eat watermelon and pull watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber!"
The doctor wanted to think, said to him:
"I think you are going to eat shit!"
Excuse me: Who gave you the water of forgetfulness?
Answer: Aha ~ ~ ~
Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ ~ ~"