1, use the other half as a cover
When entering the university, parents are most concerned about whether their children have found the other half. The boy below has a very accurate grasp of his parents' mentality. After he was ashamed, he didn't ask his parents to provide him with financial assistance, but happily reported to his parents that you had a daughter-in-law!
With a girlfriend, it is inevitable to spend a lot of money. This living expense can be said to be quite secret, but parents are not easy to fool. A rhetorical question pricked his son's abacus. This case tells us not to use this method for particularly smart parents.
Step 2 pretend to be pathetic
If you want to ask for living expenses from home, it is also a very cunning idea to pretend to be pitiful and arouse parents' love for their children besides clearly conveying the flow of funds to parents. This college student takes the route of pretending to be poor. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
In the reply, the witty mother first expressed her condolences to the child, and then specifically stated that there was no sunscreen fund at home, or she could buy an umbrella to make do with it!
3, a cold joke for money.
Next buddy, it's a pity not to talk about cross talk. In order to ask his parents for money, he invented a humorous joke. Hey, the pliers are gone, and the money is gone. A little crab without pliers earned his parents 200 yuan. This "performance fee" has exceeded the performance fee of Degang Guo when he first debuted. Make persistent efforts, make persistent efforts!