I remember once, on my way home during the Spring Festival, a lady sitting next to me said, "Big sister, little sister, girl" does not belong to this category.

She had a big bag and put it on the luggage rack. Someone else's box touched her. She got up unwilling, and the people around her didn't understand. She coordinated several people and finally managed to sit down. Take off your high heels.

Then the problem really came. First, she arranges work by phone. She is probably in charge of something, talking about manager Zhang and manager Wang. She is arranging a complex network, with a loud voice and emotion. In fact, she is full of emotions and cadences, and people around her look askance, and she doesn't know it.

An hour later, after work, she dialed the phone number of her lover, and her role changed rapidly to appease each other. She arrived at once, and her figure is also an innocent girl. The voice does not drop, and all kinds of dog food are scattered.

Everyone around her wants her to find the person who belongs to her heart as soon as possible.

Fortunately, after that, I dozed off and fell asleep When I woke up, the lady had arrived at the station.

Every year in Spring Festival travel rush Peak, people of different ages and accents from all over the country are very lively! Of course, there are many interesting things!

Let's take a look at the wonderful things that happened on the train.

1

Once I was hungry on the train, I turned out the snacks and the children across the street wanted to eat them.

I was just about to give him something to eat when I heard his mother say, He ate Baba, so we can't eat!

2

Last year, I went home by train, and the train was crowded with people.

It took me 20 minutes to climb to the toilet, and I found there were people on the ground and in the pool.

I said I wanted to go to the bathroom, and they said, go ahead, we'll watch.

I was so scared that I choked back!

three

Once I took a train, the seat next to me was a mother with an 8-year-old boy. The little boy kept arguing until midnight, and the fairy couldn't bear it.

I had to take out my ipad, put on my headphones and watch the teaching video of "partial planing" silently. After a while, the mother took the boy to find someone to change seats!

four

You may not believe it, but once I came home by train, an old woman flattered me all the way.

Tell me how good her grandson is and give me all kinds of delicious food.

Finally, someone advised me to be her granddaughter, and I said I was married.

She snapped into the snack bag and never spoke to me again.

five

Once on the train, after midnight, I was awakened by the laughter of the beautiful girl next door.

I felt a little pain in my neck, and my right shoulder turned. A buddy fell asleep on my shoulder.

Still laughing, drooling at the corners of his mouth, licking his mouth.

I'm not a sister, okay!

six

Once I went home to buy a sleeper, the uncle in the lower berth was drunk and in a coma. His strong foot odor attracted the attention of the whole car:

The conductor said he couldn't stand it and walked away.

Conductor A said to take a breath before solving the problem.

Conductor b touched a little wind oil and got up the courage to come over.

The conductor C came over and sprinkled some perfume on us. ......

I couldn't wake the uncle, so the conductor found two plastic bags to cover his feet.

seven

Once on the train, an uncle came up with a bag, which was still moving.

At 4 o'clock in the morning, I heard a rooster crow. I still can't figure out how grandpa passed the security check!

eight

When I went home by train last year, there were so many people that everyone who got off the train squeezed out their shoes.

I called my mother: bring a pair of shoes when you come to pick me up.

Then everyone around me looked at my feet. I looked down and saw that the two socks were not the same color.

The Spring Festival is coming, and you may have to take a long train home. On the way home, you may also enjoy this kind of fatigue, mixed with a little joy and warmth in the noise, but if you meet such a wonderful person, what wonderful things have you done?

First, narcissistic uncle. Going home by train at night, just after getting on the bus, an uncle in his forties came and sat next to me. The train left for a while, and my uncle plugged in his mobile phone to listen to music. He sings a few words from time to time. Maybe it's the accent. I didn't understand a word. Although I don't understand it, I know the songs he listens to must be terrible. The train has been running for more than four hours, and now it is twelve o'clock at night. I was really sleepy, so I leaned against the window and wanted to sleep for a while, but my uncle's singing was so different that I felt as if he was singing new songs. After listening to a few lyrics clearly, I admire his unique singing style even more, which is heartbreaking. I have the habit of listening to music and sleeping, but I found that my uncle's songs are full of Jiaduobao, which is refreshing and anti-fatigue.

Second, savage. On the way to a train, a rough-looking middle-aged man sat opposite me. He hummed and shook his legs. He looks comfortable. Soon I smelled a smell. Just like what food has gone bad for a long time, it is also mixed with the taste of sauerkraut. I looked up and found that the big fellow had taken off his shoes and put his feet on the seat next to him. Looking at this foot, I began to doubt whether I could make it to the train station. It is black. Three toes were squeezed out of one hole, muddy heels were exposed in the other hole, and socks were steaming. My first feeling at that time was that there were enough people in this carriage.

I remember when I was in college, I went to school in the north. Every winter vacation, I take a 24-hour green leather train home.

I took the train eight times in four years, so I can say that I am very experienced.

In fact, the conditions of taking the train at that time were very difficult, because if you want to buy a student ticket, you can only buy a hard seat.

If you want to buy a sleeper, you must buy it at full price, and you can't enjoy half price for students.

So at that time, my hometown and I usually sat at home.

Wonderful thing one:

I remember one year when I came home by bus, the person in the opposite seat brought me a box of frozen pork. It is cold and frozen in the north, and frozen pork is no problem.

But after getting on the bus, the train was completely closed and the heating was on. The weather is really hot.

As a result, the pork melted in the middle of the night and a pool of water flowed out of the paper box. It also smells of meat.

Spring Festival travel rush's train home is still very crowded, including the aisles full of people, almost packed.

In such an environment, there is a smell of meat around, which is simply sour and refreshing.

Wonderful thing 2:

The second wonder is that we didn't even buy a ticket when we went home for the Spring Festival one year. It's tiring to stand all the way home Think about it, standing for 24 hours and staying up all night!

This ticket was bought for us by the unified organization of the school. As a result, I didn't get a seat ticket. This wonderful thing has happened to me. I guess I will never forget the experience of standing for 24 hours in my life.

Do you think the subject's experience is hard?

What a coincidence, I was leaning against the train when I answered this question. I happened to meet several wonderful people and things in this hard sleeper, which is worth talking about.

2200 kilometers, 25 hours by train, which is the distance I go home at this time of year.

In this hard sleeper, I always hoped to meet a girl who is as sad and beautiful as me, but it always backfired. This year, I violated the rules more often. I met four stingy men directly. Next, let's see who is the best.

On the lower left came a eldest brother in his fifties with sparse hair and a glossy face. My first impression is the old version of Wang.

Brother didn't say much when he came up. Taking chicken feet and braised pork out of his bag is a meal, and of course two halls of beer are indispensable.

Lie down after eating and drinking. Soon, a phone call came. Maybe my brother is old, and the phone sound is set to be loud as a thief, like playing outside. Just listening to the phone, a delicate woman's voice came out: Why can't my WeChat work? Did you delete it for me when you left? There is still a lot of useful information in it. Why can't I find it? This is just a mild complaint.

Brother pretended to be angry and replied, you love fooling around. How to delete good software? If it is deleted, go to the next one!

"Can't you? Ask manager Zhang for help and don't call me all the time, okay? My mobile phone is dying. Well, forget it, that's it. "

This guy, I get it. It seems that this greasy brother is also a successful man who has fought many battles!

Zuo Zhongpu, a small fat man with high eyes, was lying on the middle bunk as soon as he got on the bus, laughing silly with his mobile phone.

This little brother in the middle shop has a hobby and found that he likes to eat raccoon's crispy noodles, which has been 50 cents a pack for more than ten years. After a while, he ate at least five packs, just like eating melon seeds, and he couldn't stop.

On the top left, a pair of glasses, engineering male, seems to be from the IT industry. As soon as he got on the bus, he sat on a small stool by the window in the aisle, took out his own Huawei ultra-thin notebook and knocked there like no one was watching. Glancing at the strange characters on the computer, I don't know most of them.

My middle shop, I didn't see what it looked like. I fell asleep as soon as I got on the bus. The snoring and rumbling of the train complement each other, and they can fight!

I'm in the upper bunk. A handsome young man got on the bus at four o'clock yesterday afternoon. Now he has come down to eat three barrels of Master Kong, and then he will lie on the upper bunk and read novels.

Yes, this handsome guy in the upper bunk knows me very well. We are fellow classmates and colleagues, and we have been sitting in this car together for several years. It is more lively and reassuring to have a fellow traveler along the way.

Life is like a journey, and all encounters are rare fate. It happened that you passed by me, and I passed by you, and then walked forward and practiced separately.

Over the years, everyone has his own story. Only when you are pessimistic will you be beautiful, and when you are optimistic, you will be brilliant. Play your role well, do what you should do, and let anyone who wants to say it secretly!

Thanks to the excellent staff, they brought us simple fun with their true selves.

At this moment, I want to recite a poem:

Finally, I wish all my friends who work outside and go home for the New Year a pleasant journey and have a good year at home!

I just came out of school that year and went to Shenyang to do things, which was particularly awkward. Finally, at the end of the year, I got on the train home.

For various reasons, I don't earn much, and I feel uneasy. I don't know how to go home and tell my parents.

At this time, the train passed through Dezhou, Shandong Province, and heard someone hawking at the station: Dezhou braised chicken, the best braised chicken in the world, was sold. Out of curiosity, I bought one by the way, intending to honor my parents.

At this time, the train started to leave, and I was about to close the window. Suddenly, a dirty and black hand came in from the outside, carrying a braised chicken in his hand, and soon went out. I looked out and saw a unkempt young man with a helpless braised chicken in his hand, smiling triumphantly at me.

You! I can't help but watch the braised chicken fading away, alas! This is a leak in the house. It rained all night. ...

Funny thing: I met an old man on the train and asked him how old he was. His answer is this: I am two years younger than my brother, and everyone around me laughed, including me. Grandpa, are you here to be funny? Do I know how old your brother is? Really confused! Why not say that my brother is two years older than me? He laughed at us and himself!

Frightened thing: It was an old man with a kitchen knife in his hand. It was really scary. I sat down and looked at him with a kitchen knife in his hand. Which one is it? Are you afraid of being robbed of his money?

I just want to know how he was replaced. Did he fail the security check? It seems to be the Spring Festival. I am really busy!

I really have the courage to ask, why did you get on the bus with a kitchen knife? His answer is really reasonable. You don't use a kitchen knife to cook for me. At that time, I was not afraid. I used to cook with a kitchen knife. Judging from several exchanges between passengers and the old man, he is not a bad person, and he can finally have a good sleep.

What I don't doubt is how his kitchen knife was brought to the car. I'm afraid he will let him go because he is old and has a kitchen knife in his hand.

I was really scared after thinking about it. What if he hacked someone? It is really thrilling to go home by train.

The Spring Festival is coming, and people are coming and going at stations of all sizes. As soon as every train comes into the station. The crowd will flock. I joined the crowd this year.

however

People who are in a panic will inevitably do something forgotten.

Shortly after I got into the carriage and sat down, a young couple next to me suddenly shouted, "Where are my children?"

The careless couple were too busy getting on the bus to leave their children outside. I was also worried about his husband and wife, so I got up and helped them find flight attendants. Then I get off and help them find their children.

"Looking for You" came from the station hall, and the children's names were broadcast over and over again.

The police at the station and the good people in China are helping to find it. At this point, everyone United as one and soon found the child.

When the radio announced that the child had been found, the whole station burst into warm applause.

When I was sitting in the carriage, I watched the child lying happily in my mother's arms. I can't help thinking that parents' love is great. I can't help but think of my distant parents' thoughts and concerns about me.

Looking out the window, the scenery flashed by. I can't help shivering at the thought of going home soon.

A little girl got on the train and her sister saw her off with her child in her arms. As a result, the car left, and my sister didn't get off, so the little girl pressed the emergency brake button in the upper left corner of the carriage. The train stopped on the road, and then a bunch of flight attendants and security officers came running to deal with the situation, but no one knew how to disarm the alarm! The train stopped for a few minutes, and I was a little scared that a car would catch up with me. Because it was on this line that a serious accident (Wenzhou bullet train incident) occurred. Finally, someone called the engineer and found the button to lift the alarm. . . The little girl was finally taken away by the police, comforting her that she could not explain the train parking accident as long as she made a good record. My sister was taken to the first class with a baby. Get off at the next stop. Is there really no punishment for this?

I met once, and now I will never forget it! When I was at school, I went home one winter vacation, took the bullet train, sat next to a beautiful girl, chatted all the way, and an uncle next to me came late and asked a girlfriend! She and I just laughed!

After lunch at noon, she asked me if I wanted to eat some fruit. I said no, and then she took out a fruit. When it is opened, it smells good. The uncle next to him quickly got up and said that he wanted to smoke a cigarette. I really wanted to leave, but I'm sorry!

You should know what that is! "Durian" didn't take long, and everyone in the whole carriage said that something smelled so bad. In fact, I couldn't stand it at that moment, and then everyone stood up and looked at us. This girl is also great. How to eat or how to eat? I showed her with my finger and she ate it all at once!

Uncle, come and say it directly. Your girlfriend is awesome!

Did you meet anyone? I want to laugh when I think about it.