By the way, I have been single until I graduated from this university! Although I play games in Internet cafes when I am bored and vent on the basketball court when I am energetic, I am a normal person after all and sometimes want to. Of course, it's not just me. Several single dog in our dormitory also have their moments! After all, everyone is a man!

Next, let me tell you how we single dog people can solve it if we want:

One: left hand and right hand!

Take me for example! In junior high school and senior high school, I was a good boy who studied hard under the strict supervision of teachers and family. I never go to bed before 1 1 half past midnight! Although there was a commotion in adolescence at that time, I was really tired and could fall asleep with a pillow.

When I arrived at the university, no one was in charge, and the study pressure was gone. When I was tired of playing games and basketball, I remembered that aspect. But I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a man-woman and dare not take the initiative to talk to girls. What should I do when I want to do it? We can only use the oldest, simplest and most effective method: left hand and right hand. ......

Every time in the dead of night, I will silently take out my mobile phone and open the teaching video of Teacher Cang secretly downloaded in the Internet cafe during the day. I fantasized while watching, and at the same time I didn't forget to prepare a roll of toilet paper. After a while, my left hand turned to my right hand, and I was changing various postures on the bed. ......

When I saw about 95% of the video, I shivered. I felt that the video was boring in an instant, and I slept contentedly after cleaning the battlefield.

Repeat this action in a few days. ........

Two: fast food!

Ahem, I don't know if you are an old driver. The meaning of "fast food" here is definitely not the ten-dollar box lunch sold by food stalls! Who will buy a box lunch if they want it? That won't solve the problem!

What do I mean by fast food here? In fact, to be popular is to find a lady! ! ! Don't be surprised. Although we are college students, we are also normal men. There are many places for young ladies now. As long as we have money, we will be fine!

But I'm definitely not included in single dog's search for a young lady! I am a good boy who never leaves home and devotes himself to learning the traditional crafts of left and right hands! It's one of my roommates looking for a young lady. Let's just call him a guard here to protect people's privacy.

This defender usually plays basketball with us, but he is not at home every Saturday night! At first, he lied to us that he went to a relative's house for the night, until one day he came to borrow money from us! Under our repeated questioning, he told us the process of getting sexually infected because he often stayed up late looking for a lady. ......

Alas, thinking about the single life at that time, I was actually quite happy except that I felt uncomfortable when I wanted it!