Narrator: This is a true story that happened in Jilin University. Chen Han, a repeat student, has attracted the attention of the school because he often organizes students to skip classes. As a result, Mr. Huang, the director of discipline, set up a special action group to arrest the students in the truant group headed by him. In order to facilitate the struggle, Mr. Huang and he arranged an undercover beside each other. Just before graduation, with more and more students skipping classes, the struggle between the two sides escalated rapidly. This is a battle between good and evil.

Starring: Mr. Huang-a senior teacher with rich experience in catching truant students.

Chen Han, the leader of the truant tribe, has rich anti-reconnaissance experience.

Liang, the undercover sent by Mr. Huang to sneak into the truant tribe.

Liu Dahua-Chen Han arranged undercover beside Miss Huang.

Student hooligans A and B-professional truant players.

A good student commentator-a good boy who hates skipping classes

Narrator: The war without smoke is about to begin.

First act

Narrator: Chen Han planned to skip class before graduation, so he called his younger brothers together to discuss the concrete action plan.

A: How was the exam recently?

Oh, forget it. There's only one door open.

No, you are so unprofessional. I'm dead.

Liang: When did you take the exam?

A: Huh? ! I admire you like a raging river!

B: It's like the Yellow River flooding out of control ~

Liang: Where, where ... Brother Chen is coming (Han walks up to the three of them).

A, B and Liang: Hello, Brother Chen.

Han: You must have skipped class.

A, B and Liang: Elective courses.

H: Well, it's true. Recently, the high-level investigation has been very tight, which has brought us great trouble in skipping classes. However, there are policies above and countermeasures below. They never expected that there would be my undercover in the student union. Ha ha ha ha ... I decided to make some achievements for the highest authorities this time. I will skip oral class next Wednesday. Do you agree? (Everyone is silent for a second or so) Well, ok, unanimously! I'll send a letter to inform everyone to act in unison. All right, dismissed!

(Wait two seconds, footsteps coming)

What about Liu Dahua? Is the habit of hanging out in the student union still there?

Liu: I'm not used to it, but I occasionally miss skipping classes.

Han: We will take action in the oral class next Wednesday, which requires your cooperation.

Liu: It's not the first time anyway.

Han: I remember when I first met you, I thought you had the potential to be a good student. That's why I sent you to the student union to be undercover. You really didn't let me down. I heard that you are doing well now, and even Miss Huang praised you.

Liu: Thanks to the cultivation of Brother Chen.

Han: Well, I'm old, and I'm counting on you in the future.

Liu: Don't say that, Brother Chen. You have only been here for eight years (with a long voice), and there is still a long way to go.

Well, let's stop talking about these sad things. Hey ... OK ... The lottery is coming this week. Do you have ten yuan to lend me to buy some pillars?

Liu: Hey ... fifty cents ... Is that enough?

H: That's all right, good brother. Take care!

(Footsteps come and stop suddenly)

H: wait! (pause) Elective courses are bound to escape.

Liu: Take elective courses to avoid compulsory courses.

Act ii

Narrator: Chen Han thinks his plan is perfect, but he ignores that Mr. Huang also has his own trump card.

Huang: More and more students are skipping classes now. What action should Chen Han take recently? Liang, what's the situation over there?

Liang: I don't know!

Huang: Shit! What's your attitude now? I'm the only person in Kyrgyzstan who knows you're undercover. If anything happens to me, you can't graduate.

Liang: Do you know the hard work of being undercover? I dream that I am caught skipping class every day! After waking up (loudly), the bed was wet (suddenly exhausted).

Huang: Dear child, I know you have worked hard, but think about it. What you are doing now is for the future of college students in Kyrgyzstan. Come on, when will they move?

Liang: Next Wednesday, oral English class.

Huang: This is a good opportunity. I went back to find some volunteers with sunshine and arrested them all in the meantime.

Liang: Well, in order to join the truant group, I had to play truant, but I didn't expect to escape for five years. If I fail to graduate this year, I will be in the sixth grade.

Huang: Don't worry, you will definitely graduate with me. After this trip, I can travel abroad and finally have the opportunity to meet bin Laden in Afghanistan. Haha (Liang muttered: "This joke is really cold ..."), go back first and be careful on the road.

(Footsteps come and stop suddenly)

Liang: Miss Huang, you must let me graduate this year-

Huang: Of course, of course.

Liang: Of course.

Act iii

Narrator: In Wednesday's oral class, the seemingly calm classroom can't hide people's inner turmoil, and the struggle between the two sides may break out in silence at any time.

(bell rings)

Huang: Class, let's have a rest. We'll discuss it next class.

Han: (shocking music) Let's go!

Huang: (SMS) Let's go!

Han: (a few seconds later, the text message rings) No, there is a mole. Everybody hide the books quickly and run to the toilet!

Huang: (pause) What are you going to do?

H: Go to the toilet.

Huang: Go to the toilet? What's in your arms?

H: toilet paper.

Huang: Toilet paper? Take it out and have a look

H: Do I have to see it?

Huang: Of course.

H: What if I don't give it?

Huang: Take it out!

Han: I'll flash!

Huang: Stop!

(The running sound fades away)

Act IV

Narrator: After the storm of oral English class, the fight between the two sides has gradually subsided, but the day before the graduation ceremony, an unexpected thing suddenly happened.

(AB whispers)

Liang: What's the matter? Any news?

No, something happened to Brother Chen.

Liang: What's the matter?

Brother Chen won 5 million in the lottery yesterday. He's so excited and crazy.

Liang: Huh? No way!

Han: (sadly) eight years, (excitedly) five million! Eight years (sadly) and five million (excitedly)! Eight years (sadly) and five million (excitedly)! ……

Narrator: here comes the madman! Get him!

(Running sound)

Han: (yelling) Don't arrest me! I'm not crazy! Eight years, five million! Eight years, five million! ! !

A: Really, the bus from Siping Mental Hospital just picked him up. He may be very ill.

AB Liang: God bless him. Amen!

Liang: Strange things happen every year, especially this year. Who cares? Anyway, my task has been completed, and now I can finally graduate! Guess what? I'm graduating! I'm graduating! Haha, (excitedly) five years, diploma, five years, diploma. ...

Narrator: Xinhua News Agency reported that on Monday, a man in China was attacked by an armed terrorist branch of the Taliban, and his life and death are unknown. According to personal information, the man surnamed Huang is a senior teacher of a university in Changchun, China.

Liang: (stunned for 5 seconds) Oh, my God! Miss Huang, you went to Iraq. If you fail, what about my diploma? I ... I ... I ... Oh, by the way, there should be my file in the student union to prove my identity. Well, go now!

Liu: (grinned) Huang Laotou is dead, and the way is crazy. Now even Chen Dage's absenteeism log has fallen into my hands. As long as the above record about my truancy is destroyed, no one will know my details anymore. Then, I will give an excellent job fairly, get some scholarships and buy some taro to commemorate my mother ... (Laughter).

Liang: (sprint stops) Hello?

Liu: Aha, (clearing his throat) I'm from the Student Union. what can I do for you?

Liang: Excuse me, do you have Liang's personal file here?

Liu: Oh, let me find it for you ... Oh, really ... Miss Huang sent undercover?

Liang: It's right next door.

Liu: (Stephen Chow's tone) Sure enough, the skeleton is powerful. It's good material for undercover Wait a minute, I'll find it for you.

Narrator: Liu Dahua turned to look for the file, but he left the absenteeism record on the table. Unfortunately, Liang was picked up. ...

(Pause for two seconds)

Liang: Skipping class log? What? He is the undercover (running) of the way.

Liu: I found it, huh? Is anybody there? Why don't you just leave such an important thing? Shit! My truancy log! Hey! Liang, I found what you want for you.

Liang: I found what you wanted, too.

Liu: What do you want?

Liang: I don't want anything. I only have one request-let me graduate!

Liu: OK, you give me that thing first, and I'll take care of it for you.

Liang: No, I'll leave it to you before the graduation ceremony tomorrow.

Liu: We can discuss it later.

Liang: This is not negotiable. See you in the bathroom of apartment 2 in University Town at 6 o'clock tomorrow night!

Liu: Wait a minute, hello ... hello ... which floor is the toilet on? Hey ... hey ... damn it, hang up.

(First a insidious smile, then a heartbreaking sound. )

Act v

Narrator: Apartment 2, toilet, everything will end here.

Liu: Is it neat?

Liang: I was also admitted to Jida University.

Liu: You undercover agents are really interesting. You always like meeting in the bathroom.

Liang: Unlike you, I am aboveboard.

Liu: I have finished your business. Where do I want it?

Liang: You are lying. You didn't even hand in my file, but you hid it.

Liu: Hide? Absolutely not! I just tore it up.

Liang: Huh? You tore it up? ! Why are you doing this?

Liu: No, don't be impulsive. There are other solutions to this matter. Give me my things first.

Liang: Is that an absenteeism log? It should be in your guide's hand now.

Liu: What? You ... you ... you are really good students in Huang Qiusheng!

Liang: You too.

Liu: Well, I didn't have a choice before. Now I just want to be a good student and give me a chance.

Liang: Sorry, I'm from the Student Union.

Liu: Who knows?

Liang: Yes, now who knows that I am a student union member?

Narrator: Let him go.

Liang: As a commentator, what are you interrupting?

Narrator: Sorry, that ... we are short of hands. The director asked me to substitute. (suddenly serious) Cut the crap. Do you have that line? Let him go!

Liang: You have all been cheated. He's undercover in Chen Han.

Narrator: Why should I believe you?

Liang: You don't have to believe me ... Don't come here, or I'll blow his head off.

(The theme song of Infernal Affairs begins, the beginning suddenly meets the end, and the music ends. )

Narrator: Students, the graduation ceremony of Class 07 of Computer College of Jilin University is over. Congratulations to the students for successfully completing their studies. However, due to some special reasons, there are still students who will be detained for examination this year and cannot graduate. The student who stayed at school is Liang He.

(Liu wept bitterly)

Narrator: (Music) College life is rich and colorful. It is the most precious period in a person's life. You know, it's not three nights and five drums that make a contribution, but ten cold exposures. We should cherish time, don't let our youth leave regrets, remember. ...

Qi: Don't skip class! (At the end of the play)