A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? Because it is strong and has grenades, one day after dinner, I cleaned my teeth and suddenly found a thorn in my teeth, so I pulled it out and exploded? One day, an eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed. It wiped its nose and said angrily, it's taking a fucking photo again! Who is the most involved in fairy tales? A: Mermaid, because she can't cheat? A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise!" -Xiao Ming's father said to Xiao Ming: If you are good today, my father will take you to the market to watch others eat sugar. -An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead suggests turning left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left? "OK" and then hung up the phone ...-Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones? A: Ningbo asked: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off"-a frog jumped into the well. A person looks like a telephone, and he is beaten when he goes out. A man likes to make phone calls. One day, he hung up on someone and his feet were sore when he walked. He looked down and stepped on a lemon! There is a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. -Jin Yong 14 books can be connected into a poem: flying snow shoots white deer, laughing at fairy tales, and JK Rowling's seven books can also be a sentence: ha ha ha ha ha-one day snake A asked snake B, "Ah b! Are we poisonous? " Snake B replied, "I don't know? Why are you here? A snake said, "Because I accidentally bit my tongue." A lumberjack went to apply for a job foreman: Why don't you try the Woods ahead? See how many trees you can saw in a minute. .. in a minute? Foreman: Wow? 20 trees a minute? . Too much? .. where did you work before? Worker: Foreman of Sahara Forest: Never heard of it. I've only heard of the Sahara desert? .. Worker: Right? .. and changed its name! -

Why do ants leave only one line when crossing the desert? Why do ants leave two lines when riding bicycles across the desert? Why did the camel he pushed back leave a straight line when crossing the desert? Because ants ride bicycles to carry it-a pig walks to England, what has it become? Zhu Hua had an accident in a foreign expressway, and even people jumped off the cliff with their cars. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: Hello? I'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police left and the overseas students died. A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100, opened his eyes and saw that everyone was hiding, only Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? " Newton: "What do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled. Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal." -There are two monsters, a red monster and a green monster. It takes 3 bullets to kill the red monster and 1 bullet to kill the green monster. Now that you have a pistol with only two bullets, how can you destroy two monsters? A: First, kill the green monster with 1 bullet. The red monster turned blue with fear, and then killed it with the remaining 1 bullets. Children: A train passed by, and, moreover, I'll tell you an interesting story ~ ~ A chicken slipped down the mountain ...-This is the funny story-Sakyamuni and Tathagata had a boxing match, and the loser hit each other on the head. I was bounced all over my head. Finally, once Sakyamuni won, he set his forehead. However, if I went to the toilet first, I didn't come back. So for thousands of years, Sakyamuni has been waiting for the Buddha whose head is full of big bags-tomato parents and tomato children. The man was very angry and kicked the snail away. A few years later, when he was watching TV at home, he heard the sound of knocking at the door. When he opened the door, he saw the snail again. The snail said, why did you kick me just now? -the old leader sighed, you are so happy! Little sisters are everywhere. When I was on a business trip, I didn't have a little sister. When I came back, my family of seven crowded together. If I want to make out, I have to sprinkle some sugar outside and shout. . . . . . . . . "Children, let me hold your mother and grab candy! ! ! "-Xiao Huamei said to his mother: Mom, I don't feel well today, and I don't want to go to school ... What does mom say about it? Xiaomei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over. -

Q: What is the antonym of mobile phone? Answer: Foot-there is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he vomited while walking with a telephone pole, and he turned into steamed bread. -Xiao Ming's father has three sons. The first one is called Da Mao, the second one is called Er Mao, and what's the name of the third one? It's called Sanmao. ..... because Xiao Ming is a woman. -How many brothers does Aladdin have? Three. Alajia, Alab, Alabing. Q: Who was Phelps' most admired China athlete before he participated in the Beijing Olympic Games? A: Ba Jin-Rene Liu pursued Jay Chou hard, but was sternly rejected by Jay Chou in public! Jay Chou said: ... milk tea ... I only like Youlemei-I like setting off firecrackers very much. During the Chinese New Year, he bought a lot of firecrackers and went back to set them off. The first one can't be lit; The second one can't be lit; Third, it cannot be ignited. . . He tried many firecrackers, but none of them lit. He decided to try another one. At this time, he found no firecrackers. -Last question: What's your last name? A: My surname is Wei. Q: Wei what? Why not? My father's surname is Wei, so my surname is Wei. 1: Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then this man roasted the squid .. 2: I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have recovered. 3. An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead suggests turning left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" Answer: "Yes" and then hung up .. 4: One day Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away

6. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking. 7. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?" 8: A pair of corn fell in love? So they decided to get married? On the wedding day? A corn can't find another corn? This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses. 9: In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?" Xiaohua: Yes, Xiaoming: Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: "Piano." 10: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, but what is the living? A: Call for help! 1 1: Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. 12: One day there was a mother-in-law in the car? Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way? My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this? Driver: Is this my ass? .. 13: An egg goes to a teahouse to drink tea, and it becomes a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg is swimming in the river.

The result turned into a nuclear bomb; An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; An egg 14: The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: that year, I fell asleep and the cat climbed the tree? And then there are owls? 15: Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day! 16: Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer got to the other side 17: A: What is that man doing? He's shaking. Why is he shaking? He's cold. A: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing. A: 18: A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down? 19: A sausage in the refrigerator feels very cold. Then I looked at the other one next to me and felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " As a result, Root said, "Sorry, I'm a popsicle." Once upon a time, a cotton candy went to play with a ball for a long time. He said, I'm so tired. I think I'm getting soft? .21:This diver's movements are very difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month. 22: mm got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor. Excuse me, how can I get to the university? Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.